My Choice of My Choice of careerscareers

By senior EvansBy senior Evans

My first job of choice..My first job of choice..

Have you ever wanted that stuffed Have you ever wanted that stuffed bear they had in the eighties that bear they had in the eighties that are no longer made because they are no longer made because they are “ old” or “not cool anymore?” are “ old” or “not cool anymore?” Or how about a Vinyl Player that is Or how about a Vinyl Player that is Old fashioned? Well The only way Old fashioned? Well The only way you can most likely get that you can most likely get that ORIGANAL item is to buy form a ORIGANAL item is to buy form a antique buyer…. And there is no antique buyer…. And there is no sight better than!!!sight better than!!!

!!!!! EBAY !!!!!!!!!!! EBAY !!!!!!

That is right ,I want to work in my That is right ,I want to work in my bedroom, chat with beautiful women bedroom, chat with beautiful women online, and grow potatoes – as a part online, and grow potatoes – as a part time job- at the same time... Yeah time job- at the same time... Yeah it’ll be perfect! On ebay there is it’ll be perfect! On ebay there is multiple sales people similar to you multiple sales people similar to you and me and it is just one big bidding and me and it is just one big bidding sight where money flows like water sight where money flows like water

Now if my career fails me as a salesman I want Now if my career fails me as a salesman I want to be a telemarketerto be a telemarketer

Now as we all almost know a Now as we all almost know a telemarketer is on of the MOST telemarketer is on of the MOST ANNOYING people in the world! ANNOYING people in the world! They call at the worst of times They call at the worst of times so all we do is hang up on so all we do is hang up on them but….them but….

I feel I will revolutionize the way I feel I will revolutionize the way people look at Telemarketers and out people look at Telemarketers and out face the human race with fear and face the human race with fear and instead of being the one who just instead of being the one who just says “ oh ok” I will Fight back re-says “ oh ok” I will Fight back re-revolutionize the thought of the revolutionize the thought of the Telemarketer as well as receive a fat Telemarketer as well as receive a fat paycheck and The nice taste of paycheck and The nice taste of revengerevenge

Well…Well…

Well now that you know what I want to Well now that you know what I want to be now I need to concentrate how to be now I need to concentrate how to get there…. To start Off I know Ill get there…. To start Off I know Ill need a high school education so that need a high school education so that is my first stop, and I also need to is my first stop, and I also need to keep my current antiques in mint keep my current antiques in mint condition and if that doesn’t work condition and if that doesn’t work Learn to have a persuasive voice!Learn to have a persuasive voice!

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The end of my incredible slideshow The end of my incredible slideshow and I hope you enjoyed it!and I hope you enjoyed it!