My Chinese Portrait

If I was a color, I would be red because my favorite flower is red.

If I was a season, I would be Winter because I love when it's cold.

If I was food, I would be potatoes because everybody likes potatoes.

If I was an object, I would be a flashlight because I could illuminate people's life when they need it.

If I was a celebrity, I would be Kim Seokjin because he's a good person.

If I was a fruit, I would be an apple because it's my favorite.

If I was a vegetable, I would be a carrot because it's the best.

If I was a country, I would be South Korea because its culture is better than the French one.

If I was an animal, I would be an alpaca because it's cute.

If I was a TV series, I would be Sherlock because he's so smart and the plot is interesting.

If I was a city, I would be Seoul because at night the city is illuminated and I think it's beautiful.

If I was a job, I would be a lawyer beacuse it's my dream.

If I was a film, I would be Titanic because I like this film so much .

Mon portrait chinois

Si j'étais un dieu je serais Dionysos.

Si j'étais une odeur je serais le feu de bois.

Si j'étais un jeu je serais le UNO.

Si j'étais un vêtement je serais une chemise.

Si j'étais un nombre je serais le 13.

Si j'étais une fleur je serais une rose rouge.

Si j'étais un livre je serais Les Hauts de Hurlevent.

Si j'étais un dessert je serais un mille-feuille.

Si j'étais une chanson je serais Magic Shop.

Si j'étais un personnage réel je serais Sherlock Holmes.

Si j'étais une matière scolaire je serais les mathématiques .

Si j'étais un personnage d'animation je serais Stitch

1+3=13

If I were a color , I would be black because I alwayswear black

If I were a season , I would be Winter because I’mcold

If I were food , I would be a Hamburger because Ilike the taste

If I were an object , I would be a smartphonebecause I’m smart

If I were a celebrity I would be Conor McgregorbeCause he’s my idol

If I were a fuit , I would be an orange because I’m

fresh!

If I were a vegetable , I would be oatmeal becauseit’s good for the body .

If I were a country , I would be Thailand , becausethe people are kind and they love Muay-thai

If I were an animal , I would be a bird because I’mfree

If I were a TV serie , I would be Casa De Papelbecause it’s cool

If I were a city I would be Marseilles because I likethe city , nature and the sea

If I were a job I would be a UFC fighter becausethis is the job of my dream

If I were a film , I would be Overlord because this ismy favorite movie

Portrait Chinois

Si j’étais une couleur, je serais le noir car je suis toujours en noir .

Si j'étais une saison, je serais l’hiver car je suis froid .

Si j’étais de la nourriture, je serais un Hamburger car c’est bon .

Si j’étais un objet, je serais un smartphone car je suis intelligent .

Si j’étais une célébrité, je serais Conor Mcgregor car c’est mon idole.

Si j’étais un fruit, je serais une orange car je suis frais .

Si j'étais un légume, je serais des flocons d’avoine car c’est bon pour lecorps .

Si j'étais un pays, je serais la Thailand , car les gens sont gentils et ilsaiment le Muay-thaï .

Si j'étais un animal, je serais un oiseau car je suis libre .

Si j'étais une série télé, je serais La Casa De Papel , car c’est bien .

Si j’étais une ville, je serais Marseille car j’aime la ville , la nature et lamer .

Si j’étais un métier, je serais un combattant d’UFC car c’est le métier demes rêves

Si j’étais un film, je serais Overlord , car c’est mon film préféré .

Si j’étais une couleur, je serais noire parce que c’est la couleur du mystère et de l’ombre.

Si j’étais une saison, je serais l’été parce que j’adore aller à la plage.

Si j’étais de la nourriture, je serais du fondant au chocolat parce que je suis dur à l’extérieur et doux à l’intérieur.

Si j’étais un objet, je serais un ordinateur parce que j’aime jouer aux jeux vidéo.

Si j’étais une célébrité, je serais Tom Cruise parce que j’adore cet acteur et ses films.

Si j’étais un fruit, je serais mangue J’adore ce fruit.

Si j’étais un légume, je serais un épinard parce que je serai fort comme Popeye.

Si j’étais un pays, je serais le Portugal parce que c’est mon origine.

Si j’étais un animal, je serais un chat parce que je pourrais dormir

toute la journée.

Si j’étais une série télé, je serais « The walking Dead » parce que c’est un symbole de ma génération.

Si j’étais une ville, je serais Venise parce que c’est une belle ville.

Si j’étais un travail, je serais un soldat parce que ceux qui font ce travail sont très courageux

Si j’étais un film, je serais « le loup de Wall Street » parce que j’aime le commerce.

If I were a color, I would be black because it’s the color of mystery and shadow.

If I were a season, I would be summer because I love

going to the beach.

If I were food, I would be chocolate fondant because I’m hard outside and soft inside.

If I were an object, I would be a computer because I love playing video games.

If I were a celebrity, I would be Tom Cruise because I love this actor and his movies.

If I were a fruit, I would be a mango because it’s the

fruit I prefer.

If I were a vegetable, I would be spinach because I will be strong like Popeye.

If I were a country, I would be Portugal because it’s myorigin.

If I were an animal, I would be a cat because I could

sleep all day.

If I were a TV series, I would be the walking dead because it’s a symbol of my generation.

If I were a city, I would be Venice because it’s a beautiful city.

If I were a job, I would be a soldier because those who do this job are very brave

If I were a film, I would be “The Wolf of Wall Street” because I like trading

My Chinese portrait

If I were a color, I would be yellow. If I were a season, I would be Summer because I can swim in the sea.

If I were a food, I would be chips because I like potatoes.If I were a celebrity, I would be Teddy Rinner.

If I were a fruit, I would be a watermelon because it's my favorite fruit.If I were a vegetable, I would be a pea.

If I were a country, I would be Australia because there is always good weather.If I were an animal, I would be a rabbit because they are lazy.

If I were a TV series, I would be Stranger Things.If I were a city, I would be Raykjavik because it's not very polluted.

If I were a job, I would be a veterinary to cure my rabbit.If I were a film, I would be a marvel movie.

CHINESE PORTRAIT

If I was a color, I would be black.If I was a season, I would be Spring because I really like flowers.If I was food, I would be pasta because it’s very basic.If I was an object, I would be a pen because it’s an essential object.If I was a celebrity I would be Kurt Cobain because I really like his voice.If I was a fruit I would be a strawberry because strawberries are deliciously tasty.If I was a vegetable I would be pickles because I think it woud be funny to look like a pickle.If I was a country, I would be The USA.If I was an animal, I would be a cat because they can sleep all day.If I was a TV series, I would be American Horror Story because the plot is really great.If I was a city, I would be Los Angeles.If I was a job, I would be a psychologist.If I was a film, I would be Peter Pan.

Chinese portrait

-If I were a color, I would be grey because I’mboth the best and the worst

-If I were a season, I would be winter a cold season like my character.

-If I were food I would be any gastronomic foodbecause it’s classy .

-If I were an object , I would be a phone beacuse I’m a great communicator .

-If I were a celebrity I would be Ghali , He’s Italian and Tunisian like me ,and we have almost the same personality

- If I were a fruit , I would be passion fruitbecause it’s exotic and rare .

- If I were a vegetable, I would be a tomato but Idon’t know why.

If I were a country , I would be Korea becauseit’s a wonderful and clean country.

-If I were an animal, I would be a panther.

-If I were a Tv series, I would be Mister Bean ,because the protagonist is a vefry particularperson who lives in his imaginary world andwho doesn’t understant sthe ociety .

-If I were a job, I would be a plane pilot, because my thoughts fly in the sky...

-If I were a film,I , would be Conjuring because it mixes a terrible and beautiful reality and horrific surnatural actions .

If I were a color, I would be black just because I’m black and it’s beautiful

If I were food, I would be ramen because it’sNaruto’s favorite food.

If I were an object, I would be a PS5 becauseI’m more powerful than Zinedine’s PS4.

If I were a celebrity, I would be Radhoinebecause I’m already Radhoine.

If I were a fruit, I would be a banana just for fun

If I were a vegetable, I would be broccoli because nobody likes them but that’s one of my favorite veggie

If I were a country, I would be France because I was born in France, live in France andeat in France.

If I were ananimal, I

would be a white tiger,because he is considered as aLegend but he’s white becauseof a genetic mutation so he isn’t really special, exactly like me.

If I were a TV series, I would be « Flash » because the series mixes science and fiction, just what I like !

If I were a city, I would be Konoha because I want to go there one day.

If I were a job, I would be a voice actor because many people think I have the voice for that job.

If I were a film, I would be « Avengers:Endgame » because it’s the best filmI’ve ever seen.

Le questionnaire de Proust 

Je ne sais pas quelle vertu j’estime le plus Chez les autres, je préfère lorsqu’ils sont drôles

Je suis souvent très sérieux Chez mes amis, j’apprécie s’ils ont un peu les mêmes

goûts que moi.Mon point fort est ma capacité de raisonnement

Mon point faible est mon manque de connaissanceen histoire.

Mon occupation préférée est le sport Mon idée du bonheur est celle de passer du bon

temps avec les personnes que j’aime.Mon idée du malheur est de ne servir à rien et de ne

rien comprendreSi je n’étais pas moi j’aurais aimé être une meilleure

personne.