MORALE

IF PEOPLE CRITICISE YOU, HURT YOU, OR SHOUT AT YOU, DON’T BE

BOTHERED

JUST REMEMBER.

“IN EVERY GAME AUDIENCE MAKE THE NOISE, NOT THE PLAYERS!!

A NICE FACT OF MONEY

I MET MONEY AND SAID YOU ARE JUST PIECE OF PAPER.

MONEY SMILED AND SAID OF COURSE,

BUT I HAVE NOT SEEN A DUST BIN YET

IN MY LIFE.

ALPAHABET ‘A’

THE MOST USED ALPHABET ‘A’ DOES NOT APPEAR IN SPELLING OF 1 TO

999, IT APPEARS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 1000 & CONTINUES FOR EVER.

MORALE IS SUCCESS REQUIRES PATIENCE

JOKES AND CHOKES

SARDARJI KO MAJA AYA• SARDARJI TO HER WIFE: APNI

SHADI HUE 15 SAAL HO GAYE BATAO TUMHEIN ITNE SAALON MEIN KAB MAZAA AAYA ?

• SARDARNI: CHADO JI US DIN AAP LUDHIANA GAYE THEIN.

CHATRI REPAIR• EK LADKI CHATRI REPAIR KARANE

GAI.

• DUKANDAR BOLA UPAR KA KAPDA UTARNA PADEGA NICHE DANDA DALNA HOGA.

• LADKI BOLI JO MARJI WO KARO PAR EK DROP ANDER NAHIN AANA CHAAHIE.

WIFE COMPLAINT• WIFE READS A BOOK & COMPLAINS

TO HER HUSBAND “ A BULL FUCK 300 TIMES A YEAR AND YOU DON’T EVEN DO 1/ 4TH OF THAT”.

• HUSBAND SAYS, “ DOES IT SAY THAT IT FUCKS THE SAME COW”.

HOLE SALE BUISNESS• A LITTLE GIRL ASKED TO CALL GIRL:

AUNTY, YOU HAVE CAR, BUNGLOW, NAUKAR CHAKAR AND GOOD BALANCE. WHAT IS YOUR BUISNESS ?

• CALL GIRL: BUS EK CHOTA SA “ HOLE- SALE” KA BUISNESS HAI.

BANGLA SAHIB

• SANTA ASKS TAXI DRIVER : BANGLA SAHIB JAOGE ?

• TAXI DRIVER : HAN JI BILKUL

• SANTA NE JEB SE POLYTHENE NIKALI AUR KAHA “ WAPSI MEIN MERE LIYE LUNGER LE AANA !!

COMMERCE KI BHASA

• EK COMMERCE KI LADKI KAISE GAALI DEGI?

• SAALE BOUNCED CHEQUE, DHARTI PE LIABILITY, PEDAISHI BAD DEBT, INSOLVEENTADMI, ITNA MARUNGI KI BALANCE SHEET TALLY NAHIN HOGI

BANIYE KA SAPNA• EK BANIYE KO SAPNE MEIN KISI LADKI

NE CHAPPAL MARI, DOOSRE DIN BANIYE NE AAPNA BANK A/ C BAND KARA DIYA. B’ COZ

• BANK MEIN LIKHA THA “HUM APKE SAPNO KO HAKIKAT MEIN BADAL DENGE”.

A TECHNICAL QUESTION

• WHERE DO YOU FIND MANGOES…?

• NO, IT IS NOT ON MANGO TREE.

» CONTD

TECHNICAL QUESTION

• FRUIT SHOP.

• NO WRONG.

• ANS IS

TECHNICAL QUESTION

• WHERE EVER

WOMANgoes

PEECHE PEECHE MAN GOES !!