Meeply News

Slate Hill Student Newspaper

72 Most Dangerous Animals In The World

By Mason Parker and Kayson Ankrom

Hello, today I am telling you over 72 different dangerous animals over the course of the next few newspapers. I will be giving you 1-3 animals each paper.

1. The Mosquito. You may have not thought that these little creatures would be dangerous right? This tiny, little creature couldn't hurt you, right? WRONG. The Culicidae (mosquito) could kill you within weeks or even days all if it bites you. Sounds weird right, just a bite and you would be dead? It’s because when they bite someone else that person could have malaria or some disease and then the mosquito bites you and transmits that disease or malaria to you and then the disease kills you depending what it is.

October 26, 2018

Unicornz

By: Gwendolyn Collier

Everyone thinks unicorns are the nicest and friendliest creatures in all of magical

history. Well how do you know? Unicorns could be the most deadliest animal

EVER!!! But if you know me personally my favorite magical animal is a dragon but

enough about me more about the unicorns! Maybe a unicorns HORN could be a sign

of EVIL!

SEE, EVIL!!!! It’s completely evil just look at it, it’s planning its next attack for

Earth! Who knows? WAIT I DO. Just kidding, I don’t. I don’t study unicorns sadly.

They used to be my most favorite magical animal.

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A “Useless” Column by Michael Allen Anonymous

Two - ¢ent scramble:

Solve these word scrambles! OARODYW LONMUC LIISCUOED

Two - ¢ent (fun) facts: Did you know… Lottery prizes can get up to more than 600 million dollars! (time to buy some lottery tickets!) Sloths are great swimmers! The plural of Hippopotamus is Hippopotami, and the plural of Octopus is Octopi! Your chances of winning the lottery are less than 1 to 6 million on average! (shouldn’t have bought those tickets...) The sun’s radius is 432,169 miles! A group of crows is called a murder! (!!!) Herring, a type of fish, fart to communicate! (...) Two ¢ents is the best column in Meeply News!

Riddles

By: Ben Taylor

A man is about to face the death sentence. The power is off. He is given a choice: poison, gas chambers, or electric chair. Which one should he choose?

The last man on Earth received a phone call, how?

What room of your house do ghosts avoid?

Two-Cent Scramble Answers: Doorway, Column, Delicious

Riddle Answers: The Electric Chair; A Woman Called; The Living Room

Games By Carlos

Marquez

Hi guys! Carlos Marquez here

and today I’ll be asking people

what their favorite video games

are.

Rocco:

1. Minecraft

2. Fortnite

3. Fnaf (five nights at

freddy’s)

4. Sea of thieves

5. Star Wars Battlefront

6. Superhot

Apple:

1. Fortnite

2. um...Minecraft

3. Slime rancher

Lilly:

1. Fortnite

2. Minecraft because it’s the

only game that I have

besides Fortnite

3. Undertale

Presley:

1. Kleptocats 1 and 2

2. Wait what was that game

called?! Oh, yeah Hand of

Fate!!!

Laasya:

1. Abcya

2. Angry Snakes on crazy

games

3. Fireboy and Watergirl

4. Tomb Runner

5. Geometry Dash

6. Run 3

Note: Marquez is pronounced

Mar-kez.

What is your Costume?

By Briana

Me: “What is your Halloween costume, Apple?”

Apple: “I am going to be punk Eleven from Stranger

Things.”

Me: “What is your costume Josh?”

Josh: “I am going to be a pumpkin no no no I am going

to be a basketball hoop.”

Me: “What is your Halloween costume Ms.

Kochensparger?”

Ms. Kochensparger: “An angry underworld goddess.”

Me: “What are you going to be for Halloween Jayden?”

Jayden: “Gold trooper ohh yaa.”

Me: “Hey Ben what are you going to be for

Halloween?”

Ben: “Somebody from Raven Call.”

Me: “What are you going to be for Halloween Gwen?”

Gwen: “A Unicorn.” (me too!)

Me: “Carlos what are you going to be for Halloween?”

Carlos: “The neighbor from Hello Neighbor.”

Me: “What are you going to be for Halloween Megan

W.?”

Megan W.: “I am going to be a dragon.”

Me: “Jo what are you going to be for Halloween?”

Jo: “I don’t know?”

Wings of Fire Book One Summary

By Megan Whitmore

Clay has lived his whole life in a cave hidden in a mountain. The Mudwing dragonet knows the war is going on in the outer world. There is a prophecy that he and four other dragons are going to stop the tragedy. But he and his friends have never even stepped foot outside. They were all stolen from their home just to fulfill a prophecy. When danger threatens one of them they must either deal with it using what little they had or leave there cave. But they are in a bad place and there is more of a chance they will get caught in this horrid time than anything else.

LOST AND FOUND SECTION

Mary has lost her little lamb. And its fleece is white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.

If anyone has seen this little lamb, please call:

000-000-0001

Top 25 Most Popular Halloween Candies

By: Alex Porter

1. Skittles

2. M&M

3. Hershey’s

4. Reese’s cup

5. Starburst 6. Snickers

7. Twix

8. Candy corn

9. Gummy bears 10. Junior mint 11. Jolly ranchers

12. Sour patch kids

13. Kit Kat 14. Almond joy

15. Crunch

16. Butterfingers

17. Milky way

18. Blow pops 19. Bubble gum

20. 3 musketeers

21. Nerds 22. Swedish fish 23. Life savers 24. Whoppers 25. Hot tamales

Top 5 Book Series By: Ben Taylor

1. Inheritance Cycle 2. Harry Potter series 3. Percy Jackson series 4. Gregor the Overlander series 5. I Survived

Newspaper Club’s

QUESTION of the Week

Hey, people. Newspaper club has a new question

of the week column so I asked the Newspaper club which question would be the best, the choices were (vote

number beside question): Should Santa Claus have a different name? (4)

Are chromes better than books? (12) Where do ghosts sleep? (9)

The great winner was Are chromes better than books?

Go ahead ask your friends and make sure to ask them all!

By: Laasya Shrikari Valasala

Fun Fact:

The one and only song that will make you dance:

GOLD DIGGER

Fun fact:

The one and only song that will make you dance: GOLD DIGGER