Get Off My Land ScriptBoyfriend: Bit wobbly (Sighs).Farmer: Im
afraid this is private land.Boyfriend: (Sighs)Girlfriend: Sorry I
thought this was a public footpath.Farmer: No.Girlfriend: Im sure
it said it was a public footpath.Farmer: There are two public
footpaths across my land and Im afraid this isnt one of them. As Im
sure you know, the law allows you across private land, but only on
a public footpathBoyfriend: Were not harming anyone though are we
aye? What makes it your land anyway?Farmer: It, er, belonged to my
father.Boyfriend: Whod he get it off?Farmer: Been in my family for
generations.Boyfriend: Whod they get it off?Farmer: Well, they
probably bought it.Boyfriend: Whod they buy it off?Farmer: The
previous owner I imagine. Boyfriend: And before that? And before
that? And before that?Farmer: Somebody probably fought for
it.Boyfriend: Alright Ill fight you for it Ill fight you for it.
(Laughs) A moral hypocrisy. Farmer: What?Farmer: Ill fight you for
it.
