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Get Off My Land ScriptBoyfriend: Bit wobbly (Sighs).Farmer: Im afraid this is private land.Boyfriend: (Sighs)Girlfriend: Sorry I thought this was a public footpath.Farmer: No.Girlfriend: Im sure it said it was a public footpath.Farmer: There are two public footpaths across my land and Im afraid this isnt one of them. As Im sure you know, the law allows you across private land, but only on a public footpathBoyfriend: Were not harming anyone though are we aye? What makes it your land anyway?Farmer: It, er, belonged to my father.Boyfriend: Whod he get it off?Farmer: Been in my family for generations.Boyfriend: Whod they get it off?Farmer: Well, they probably bought it.Boyfriend: Whod they buy it off?Farmer: The previous owner I imagine. Boyfriend: And before that? And before that? And before that?Farmer: Somebody probably fought for it.Boyfriend: Alright Ill fight you for it Ill fight you for it. (Laughs) A moral hypocrisy. Farmer: What?Farmer: Ill fight you for it.