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Eric Lin, 15, TJHSST sophomore won theNSO Young Soloists Competition. The com-petitions started with a field of 32 musi-cians, including instrumentalists and pia-nists, in the preliminary competition. Thenine finalists musicians including instru-mentalists and pianists, competed atKennedy Center in Washington, D.C. onMarch 20. Lin won the competition and wasawarded a monetary prize and the oppor-tunity to perform as soloist with the Na-

tional Symphony Orchestra at KennedyCenter in June 2016.

On March 17, he also won the James C.Macdonald Performing Arts ScholarshipCompetition held in the Alden in McLean.This is his second year winning the contest.

On Feb. 14, Lin also won the David D.Dubois piano competition held in Ohio.

He was named as Alternate in the MTNAEastern senior division competition held inNew Jersey on Jan. 31.

McLean Pianist Wins Three Competitions

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By Ken Moore

The Connection

Great Falls was called Forestvilleuntil 1953, said Bill Canis, vicepresident of the Great Falls Citizens Association.

“Residents cherished those forests,” saidCanis. “It’s one of the reasons most of usmoved here.”

“When things come up, whether it behighways or development, that seem tocause a question mark in terms of the fu-ture,” he said, “residents become very con-cerned.”

Infill development, and by-right develop-ment, where applicants don’t have to getcounty permission to build new houses be-cause there is no change in zoning, hascaused concern the last few years, both inMcLean and Great Falls.

Great Falls Citizens Association held aforum March 8 at the Great Falls Grangefocusing on preserving trees, co-sponsoredby Supervisor John Foust, Bob Vickers,president of the Tree Commission, and thecounty’s Forest Conservation Branch, UrbanForest Management Division.

McLean Citizens Association and theMcLean Trees Foundation is scheduled tohold its own event on preservation of thetree canopy and the issue of infill develop-ment in late April. Planners hope to havedevelopers as part of the panel discussionin McLean.

The Great Falls forum prompted hope,even suggestion, for citizens to become in-volved in protecting the tree canopy inGreat Falls and the county.

“In a rezoning case, it’s our best opportu-nity to negotiate tree preservation,” saidCraig Herwig, branch chief from the ForestConservation Branch of the Urban ForestManagement Division. “We can often getmore than 30 percent in the rezoning pro-cess through proffers, which are obligationsor negotiated agreements between the de-veloper and the county. Often times, treepreservation is part of those proffers.”

For example, GFCA, citizens and the de-veloper have been in negotiations and dis-cussions over Brooks Farm in Great Falls formore than a year. The Planning Commis-sion is currently scheduled to make a rec-ommendation on April 14, although twopreviously scheduled hearings were de-ferred.

“Brooks, it’s a beautiful piece of property,”said Herwig.

“Tree loss from infill development in ourolder McLean neighborhoods, especially

Chesterbrook Woods, LangleyBroyhill Estates, Turkey RunRoad, and Franklin Park will con-tinue as an issue as long as de-velopers tear down older homes,clear cut lots, and build largerhomes,” asserts the McLean Citi-zens Association in minutes fromits February board meeting.

COUNTY STAFF COUNT onresidents to alert them to areasof particular concern, they said.

“We don’t have the staff to lookat the over 800 plans that comein front of the county every year,”said Keith Cline, Urban ForestManagement Division director.“But we work at a number ofthem, especially if the applicationis asking for some type of a vari-ance asking to have less trees tar-geted or required by the ordi-nance.”

Citizens can get involved.Herwig and Cline passed num-

bers to call at the Urban ForestManagement Division (703-324-1770), the site development andinspections division which plansreview and site inspections (703-324-1770).

“If a citizen says, ‘I’m really con-cerned about this house comingin next to me, would you pleasetake a look at this plan,’ then we’lllook very closely,” said Cline.

The Tree Ordinance is enforced even onthe smallest lot by a site engineer, he said.

Other resources include the Departmentof Planning and Zoning website to learn

“what’s going on in my neighborhood”:http.www.fairfaxcounty.gov/dpz/faqs/myneighborhood.htm and the LDSnetwhich shows site plans, grading plans, waiv-

ers and zoning records: http://ldsnet.fairfaxcounty.gov/ldsnet.

“I have to remind myself that de-velopment is not bad. If done prop-erly, in fact, it can be very beneficial,”

said Vickers, Dranesville’s Tree Com-missioner. “Certainly, the purpose ofthe Tree Ordinance is to preserve thetrees.”

VICKERS REMINDEDthe audience at the GreatFalls Grange that Virginia isa Dillon Rule State.

“This comes up inMcLean,” he said.

“People in McLean say,‘Why doesn’t the countypass a stricter tree ordi-nance and have tougherpenalties, et cetera, etcetera?’” he said. “The factof the matter is, we arewhat is called a Dillon RuleState. It gives propertyowners a lot of authority todo what they want withtheir property,” saidVickers. “The county can-not pass an ordinance thatexceeds what the state al-lows. Just to get that ordi-nance passed, we basicallyhad to go down to the statelegislature and virtuallybeg them to give us someauthority to be able to pro-tect the tree canopy.”

While there was talk ofgetting stronger tools forthe county to use in regu-lating infill development,in fact this year’s sessionof the General Assemblyresulted in rolling backthe county’s power to useproffers . A new law

greatly restricting local govern-ments in asking developers for prof-fers in the rezoning process goesinto effect this summer.

McLean, Great Fallsmay face new hurdleswith passage of lawrestricting proffers.

Challenge of Infill Development

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Infill development on Franklin Lane in McLean. Both McLean CitizensAssociation and Great Falls Citizens Association are raising concernsabout loss of mature trees during the in-fill development process.

Bill Canis, Great Falls Citizens Association vicepresident, with Bob Vickers, Fairfax County TreeCommissioner, at the Great Falls Tree Forum: Pro-tecting Neighborhood Tree Cover on March 8 at theGreat Falls Grange.

“If a citizen says,‘I’m really concernedabout this house comingin next to me, would youplease take a look atthis plan,’ then we’ll lookvery closely.”

—Keith Cline, director, Urban ForestManagement Division

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Poor people without health insurancein Virginia are being unnecessarilytortured, in some cases to death, bya General Assembly that refuses to

expand Medicaid. They deny healthcare to asmany as 400,000 Virginians despite the factthat for the first three years, there would beno additional cost to the Commonwealth, andafter that Feds would pay at least 90 percentof the cost.

A new report released on Monday bythe U.S. Department of Health andHuman Services points to an area be-yond preventative medicine and pri-mary care. According to the report, in Virginia,102,000 uninsured people with a mental ill-ness or substance use disorder could qualifyfor coverage if Medicaid were expanded un-der the Affordable Care Act. The report esti-mates that more than a third of low incomepeople in Virginia without health insurancehave “behavioral health” needs.

As Virginia and the rest of the nation wrestleswith huge growth in heroin and opioid addic-tion, expanding Medicaid would allow for ex-panding treatment programs. One of the big

obstacles to helping people who are fightingaddiction is the availability of treatment whenit is most needed. People die as a result. InNorthern Virginia, heroin-related deaths in-creased 164 percent between 2011 and 2013.In Fairfax County, in just one year – from 2013to 2014 – the number of deaths from heroinoverdose doubled. Virginia is one of 14 statesidentified in a recent Centers for Disease Con-trol reports with significant increases in over-

dose deaths in the last few years. Na-tionally, heroin overdose death ratesincreased by 26 percent from 2013 to2014 and have more than tripled since

2010, according to the CDC. A mind bogglingstatistic: In 2014, there were approximatelyone-and-a-half times more drug overdosedeaths in the United States than deaths frommotor vehicle crashes.

Turning away resources to treat this eviscer-ating epidemic ensures that some people whoneed treatment but cannot access it will die.Turning away this money makes no more sensethan sending back federal funding for build-ing rail to Dulles.

Depression and other mental health disor-

ders result in significant economic cost as well.This week’s HHS report estimates that if Vir-ginia expanded Medicaid, 16,000 fewer indi-viduals would experience symptoms of depres-sion, which would make them far more likelyto be able to work.

Under the Affordable Care Act, states havethe opportunity to expand Medicaid coverageto individuals with family incomes at or below138 percent of the federal poverty level.

Get involved, BudgetNext week, Fairfax County residents will

have three opportunities to weigh in on whathas so far been a fairly contentious budget sea-son.

Sign up to attend a public hearing at theFairfax County Government Center on the pro-posed FY 2017 Budget:

❖ April 5, beginning at 4 p.m.❖ April 6, beginning at 1 p.m.❖ April 7, beginning at 1 p.m.Email your feedback and comments to

[email protected] through mid-April,be sure to copy the Connection to have yourcomments be considered as a letter to the edi-tor, [email protected],

More information on the budget, and a linkto sign up to speak can be found at

http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/news2/many-ways-to-provide-your-input-on-the-fy-2017-budget/.

Affordable Care Act could pay for help,better health for 100,000 uninsured people inVirginia with mental illness or addiction issues.

Money to Treat Addiction, Mental Health Issues

Editorial

By U.S. Rep. Gerry

Connolly (D-11)

Our nation is in the midstof an exploding opioidepidemic. This crisis

does not discriminate on the ba-sis of a particular community ordemographic. Often hiding in theshadows, the death toll is risingacross the country.

Our own experience in Virginiamirrors this growing nationalthreat. In Northern Virginia, for example, theFairfax-Falls Church Community ServicesBoard reported a 22 percent increase in re-ported use of any opiate between 2011 and2014. Even more troubling, heroin-relateddeaths increased 164 percent between 2011and 2013.

Last week, the House Oversight and Govern-ment Reform Committee, on which I sit, heldan important hearing on the opioid and heroinepidemic. At that hearing was Don Flattery, aFairfax County parent whose 26-year-old son,Kevin, died from an opiate overdose after a13-month struggle with addiction. Mr. Flatteryhas turned that personal loss into his life’s mis-sion. He is a fierce advocate for those who suf-fer from addiction, serves on Virginia’s TaskForce on Prescription Drug and Heroin Abuse,and is bringing light to this issue.

While the heroin and opioid abuse crisis isalarming, sadly the path that has led us to thistragic state is very clear. The prescription of

opiates has grown drastically overthe past two decades resulting independency, addiction, andabuse.

For example, according to the2016 CDC Opioid PrescribingGuidelines, 20 percent of patientvisits to physician offices withnon-cancer pain symptoms orpain-related diagnoses receive anopioid prescription. An astound-ing 259 million prescriptions werewritten for opioid pain medication

in 2012. That’s enough for every adult in theUnited States to have a bottle of pills.

In 2013, two-thirds of opiate-related deathswere from prescription opioids and one-thirdwere tied to heroin usage. With less than 5percent of the world’s population, the U.S. con-sumes 80 percent of the world’s opioid pre-scriptions. Other nations use a wide variety ofless risky methods to treat pain, especially forchronic pain conditions. As a country, we mustbe willing to reexamine the way we treat pain.

There are a number of interventions we cantake to diminish opioid drug abuse such as thecreation of state-run Prescription Drug Moni-toring Program databases to better track pre-scriptions of controlled substances and thedevelopment of abuse-deterrents.

We need to better inform doctors as well aspatients about the dangers of the medicinesthey prescribe and improve labeling. Notablythe FDA just announced that immediate-re-lease opioid painkillers such as oxycodone and

fentanyl will now have to carry a “black box”warning about the risk of abuse, addiction,overdose and death. The Obama Administra-tion has put forth a proposal, which I support,that includes $1.1 billion in new federal moneyto strengthen treatment and prevention strat-egies.

The American people are looking for Con-gress to engage in this fight and help stem thecrisis. I joined many of my colleagues to urgethe House Majority to cancel its two-week re-cess and immediately take action on thePresident’s proposal. This plan is an investmentin our local communities that will save livesand keep families intact. Continued congres-sional inaction is not an option. Our commu-nities, our families, can no longer wait.

Congress Must Act on the Growing Opioid Epidemic

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McLean High School junior,Vanessa Barlow, receivedthe 2016 National NCWITAward for Aspirations in

Computing.The award, sponsored by the National

Center for Women and Information Tech-nology (NCWIT) recognizes young highschool women for their computing-relatedachievements, proven leadership ability,academic performance, and interests aspart of an effort to encourage more youngwomen to choose careers in technology.

Award winners were selected from highschools across the United States for theiroutstanding aptitude and interest in infor-mation technology and computing, solidleadership ability, good academic historyand plans for post-secondary education.

Vanessa said that she appreciates all ofthe opportunities provided to her from GirlsWho Code, Girls in Technology, as well asher computer science and academy teach-ers.

Vanessa is an alumna of Girls Who Code.She knows how to code in seven computerlanguages. During her summer at GirlsWho Code, Vanessa co-designed an appthat helps girls and women get involvedwith technology, find nearby mentors, andspread awareness of upcoming techevents. Vanessa is a member of the Girlsin Technology Program that has providedher with opportunities to network withtechnology professionals in the D.C. area.Vanessa has been recognized as a leaderin technology at her school as she waschosen to be the academy ambassador forthe cyber-security Computer Systems A + classwhere her goal is to encourage middle school girlsto enroll in the academy. Vanessa loves to competein hack-a-thons with her friends and is currentlyworking towards a Computer Systems A+ certifi-cation. As she is interested in cyber security, she isa co-captain with her sister of a Cyber Patriot team.Vanessa hopes to attend a 4-year college and earna degree in computer software/hardware engineer-ing or earn a degree in cyber security. She is verypassionate about technology and wants to encour-age other girls to pursue technology careers. Vanessahopes that in the future she can build somethingthat makes a difference in the world.

Vanessa Barlow is one of 35 national award win-ners out of over 3,100 applicants. As part of herprize, Vanessa won an all-expense trip, sponsoredby Bank of America, to the National Award cer-emony on March 4 at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in Char-lotte, N.C. The schedule of events includedmentoring, networking sessions, and remarks fromworkforce representatives on real-life examples ofcomputing applications. Each award recipient re-ceived $500, a laptop computer, and two engravedtrophies – one for her and for her school. The awardalso qualifies the winners to numerous scholarshipsat colleges and universities.

For more information, go to www.ncwit.org.

Vanessa Barlow of McLean High ReceivesAward for Aspirations in Computing

Vanessa Barlow, a junior at McLean High School,receiving the award from NCWIT at the ceremonyhosted by Bank of America at the Ritz Carlton.

The awardrecipientspose for ajoint photo.

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McLean High School’saward-winning theatre company,

“TheatreMcLean,” continues the2015-16 season with its produc-tion of the Rodgers andHammerstein musical“Cinderella” — featuring thePrince, his fancy ball, and thatlovely maiden with a midnightdeadline! The director is PhilReid, the producer is Chip Romeand music director MitchBassman. This family-friendlyshow runs April 8, 14-16 at 7p.m. and April 9 at 2 p.m. at theBurke Theater in McLean HighSchool, 1633 Davidson Road,McLean. For advance ticket pur-chase or more information, visittheatremclean.org.

TheatreMcLean’s rendition ofthis Broadway fairy tale offers anew twist: as Prince Tophersearches for the one womanwho can wear the glass slipper,he also finds his purpose in life.As for Ella, her magical journeyproves that with a little magic,anything is possible. Can a ser-vant girl attend the ball? Howdoes a pumpkin transform intoa carriage? Will Ella find lovewith the Prince of her dreams?

The musical features belovedsongs such as “Ten MinutesAgo,” “Stepsisters Lament,” and“Impossible/It’s Possible.” Thisproduction will beTheatreMcLean’s entry to the“Cappies” competition, the na-tional student critic organiza-tion.

“This is a show that everyonewill want to see,” says producerRome. “It’s not only a well-known favorite fairy tale with

terrific music and a wonderfullytalented cast, but this Broadwayversion adds some new twists andturns to the story. At its heart, it’sabout making your dreams cometrue. We all have dreams, and thismusical reminds us that even if youthink yours are impossible, ‘Impos-sible things are happening everyday!’”

Lead characters include: Syd Kirk(Ella), Christophe Jelinski (Price),Diana Suk (mother), Heidi Deger(Fairy Godmother), Alana Milstein(Charlotte), Abby Corney(Gabrielle), Tori Garcia (LordPinkelton), and George Stifle(Sebastien).

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Rodgers and Hammerstein musical will beMcLean High’s entry in Cappies competition.

TheatreMcLean to Present ‘Cinderella’

Send announcements to [email protected]. Deadline isFriday for the following week’s paper. Pho-tos/artwork encouraged.

ONGOINGDriven to Abstraction. April 1-30.

Great Falls Library, 9830 GeorgetownPike, Great Falls. Features over 20works. 703-757-8560.

April Artist Showcase. April 1-27.Broadway Gallery, 1025-J SenecaRoad, Great Falls. Great Falls Gallerywill feature the paintings ofAustralian artist Ken Strong.broadwaygalleries.net. 703-450-8005.

“Proof.” March 31-May 8. 1st Stage,1524 Spring Hill Road, Tysons.Pulitzer Prize-winning play. $30/$26/$15. 1ststagetysons.org. 703-854-1856.

Time Traveler Tuesdays. 4:30 p.m.March 29-June 7. Colvin Run Mill,10017 Colvin Run Road, Great Falls.This weekly series will takeparticipants on an interactive journeythrough time, focusing on a differentperiod in Virginia history each week.Register at http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/parks/colvinrunmill/events.htm.

Scholarship. Deadline April 1. The BullRun Civil War Round Table inCentreville is offering a $1,500scholarship to a high school seniorwho resides in Fairfax or PrinceWilliam counties and will attendcollege or community college in fall2016. Information and applicationinstructions can be found at http://bullruncwrt.org.

Pigments of My Imagination. Jan. 4-March 31. Great Falls Library, 9830Georgetown Pike, Great Falls. Longtime Great Falls resident DonnaBarnako, has created over a dozencolorful and whimsical small works.Her subjects are varied, from pigs topuppies and cowboy boots.

Margaret Newton Original Oils.Through March 31. Modern HistoryCollection, 8100 F Old DominionDrive, McLean. Great Falls original oilpaintings. Opening reception withartist, Thursday, April 7 from 6-8 p.m.703-942-6507.

“Witness: Close Encounters of thePainting Kind.” March 1-31. Katie’sCoffee at the Old Brogue Irish Pub,760 Walker Road, Great Falls. JillBanks’ solo exhibit of backyards, bars,beaches and other scenes keenlycaptured. JillBanks.com.

Weekly Storytime. Wednesday andSaturday. 11 a.m. Barnes & Noble,7851 L Tysons Corner Center,McLean. Themes and Titles vary. Freeadmission.

Tai Chi Beginners’ Practice.Saturdays, 8-9 a.m. St. Luke’sCatholic School Gymnasium, 7005Georgetown Pike, McLean. WeeklyTai Chi practice. Group has met forover 20 years. Free. FreeTaiChi.org.703-759-9141.

WEDNESDAY/MARCH 30“The Importance of Being Earnest.”

7 p.m. The Alden Theatre, 1234Ingleside Ave., McLean. Presented bythe American Shakespeare Center.Wit and style, brilliant and wickedcomic masterpiece. 35/$20.aldentheatre.org. 703-790-0123.

THURSDAY/MARCH 31Game Night: Lanterns. 7 p.m. Barnes

and Noble Tysons, 7851 L. TysonsCorner Center, McLean. Bring friends,grab a snack from the Cafe and getready for some board game fun. Free.703-506-6756. http://stores.barnesandnoble.com/store/2238.

FRIDAY/APRIL 1Family Movie Night. 7-9:30 p.m. The

Old Firehouse, 1440 Chain BridgeRoad, McLean. Gather the wholefamily and bring your blankets,

pillows, and camp chairs for The OldFirehouse’s indoor picnic style movienight. Participants will enjoyunlimited free popcorn whilewatching the movie “Inside Out” on ahuge projection screen. $3.mcleancenter.org.

FRIDAY-SUNDAY/APRIL 1-3Lea Colie Wight Workshop:

Painting the Head in Color. 9:30a.m.-4:30 p.m. The Arts of Great FallsSchool, 756 Walker Road, Great Falls.Guides participants through exercisesdesigned to extract specificinformation from the live model.$400. greatfallsart.org.

SATURDAY/APRIL 2Trunk Sale. 9 a.m.-noon. Colvin Run

Elementary School Parking Lot, 1400Trap Road, Vienna. Come and spend afun morning shopping for treasures.Spring bargains can be found ongently used household and children’sitems. Free parking and admission.Rain date April 9th. [email protected].

U.S. Navy Commodores. 8 p.m. TheAlden, 1234 Ingleside Ave., McLean.Kick off National Jazz Month withsome of the best jazz musicians in theland. The Commodores have beenbringing the very best of big band jazzfor the Navy and the nation for over40 years, and now McLean gets itschance. Free. mcleancenter.org.

SUNDAY/APRIL 3Salamanders Undercover. 10 a.m.

Riverbend Park, 8700 Potomac HillsSt., Great Falls. Learn about the secretlives of these important amphibiansthrough hands-on discoveries. $8/$10. http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/parks/riverbend-park/calendar.htm.

Author Allan Topol. 11 a.m. . Barnesand Noble Tysons, 7851 L. TysonsCorner Center, McLean. Book signingof “The Italian Divide: A Craig PageThriller.” http://stores.barnesandnoble.com/store/2238.

TUESDAY/APRIL 5Book Launch. 7 p.m. Barnes and Noble

Tysons, 7851 L. Tysons CornerCenter, McLean. Richelle Mead’s “TheGlittering Court.” Book signing andreading. http://stores.barnesandnoble.com/store/2238.

Creativity and Aging. 7-9 p.m. GreatFalls Community Library, 9830Georgetown Pike, Great Falls.Discussion focusing on the excitingconnection between creativity andaging by Caroline Edasis, Manager ofArt Therapy for Mather LifeWays.Free. GreatFallsStudios.com.

FRIDAY/APRIL 8Fairfax Volunteer Awards. 8 a.m.

The Waterford, 6715 Commerce St.,Springfield. Join Volunteer Fairfax,Chairman Sharon Bulova and theFairfax County Board of Supervisors,and other community leaders tocelebrate the work of volunteers.Purchase tickets by April 4. $50. Forinformation and tickets go towww.volunteerfairfax.org.

FRIDAY-SATURDAY/APRIL 8-9Used Book Sale. Friday, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

Saturday, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Falls ChurchCommunity Center, 223 Little FallsSt., Falls Church. More than 40,000books for browsing and buying. Hugeselection. Most books priced at $3 orless. Profits benefit scholarships andgrants for women and girls. Buy abook, send a girl to college.Sponsored by the Falls Church AAUW.703-941-5643.

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U.S. Navy Commodores performs at McLean’s The Aldenon Saturday, April 2.

From left — Abby Comer as stepsister Gabriella, DianaSuk as evil Stepmother, George Stifel as Sebastian anddirector Phil Reid (seated).

The crowd watches as Prince Topher (ChristopheJelinski) meets Cinderella (Syd Kirk), as she defendsCrazy Marie (Heidi Deger).

From left — George Stifel as Sebastian,Christophe Jelinski as Prince Topher andTori Garcia as Lady Pinkleton.

James Clardy and Lauren Grobman createset decoration for the show.

Ella (Syd Kirk)meets her fairygodmother(Heidi Deger).

students, teachers and parents atMcLean High School working to-gether to produce challenging andaward winning theatrical produc-tions. The theater company part-ners with Girl Scout troops, BestBuddies Program at McLean HighSchool and senior citizen groups.Members of the cast will conductmeet and greet photo ops follow-

ing performances. Girl scoutswill be given a backstage tourto learn firsthand how a musi-cal production is done.

Based on characters createdby Rodgers & Hammerstein, bypermission of R&H Theatricals,with music and lyrics by Rodgersand Hammerstein, and book byDouglas Carter Beane.

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The Marshall baseball team re-turned from spring break witha 4-1 record.

After starting the season withwins over Wakefield, Manassas Park andCentreville, the Statesmen suffered theirfirst loss — a 9-1 defeat against MountainView on March 23. Marshall, however,bounced back the next day, beating Fauquier9-7.

The Statesmen, who finished 5A staterunner-up last season, faced Falls Churchon Tuesday, after The Connection’s dead-line. Marshall is scheduled to host Stuart at6:30 p.m. on Friday, April 1, Edison at 6:30p.m. on April 5, and defending state cham-pion Stone Bridge at 6:30 p.m.on April 8.

Madison Baseball toHost Oakton

The defending state champion Madisonbaseball team will host Vienna foe Oaktonat 1 p.m. on Saturday, April 2.

Madison went 3-2 during a spring breaktrip to Sarasota, Florida, suffering losses toFlorida schools Canterbury (Fort Meyers)and Venice.

After opening the season with 10-0 winsover Hayfield (March 16) and Yorktown(March 17), the Warhawks started theirspring break trip with a 7-1 win over Mana-tee (Bradenton, Florida) on March 21. Thefollowing day, Madison lost 4-2 to Canter-bury.

On March 23, Madison defeated Hunts-ville (Alabama) 2-1 and Palmetto 7-1, be-fore closing its tournament appearance witha 2-1 loss to Venice the following day.

The Warhawks, who returned from springbreak with a 5-2 record, faced Fairfax onTuesday, after The Connection’s deadline.Madison will travel to face Washington-Leeat 6 p.m. on Friday, April 1, and will hostOakton at 1 p.m. on Saturday, April 2.

Madison SoftballWins Six Straight

The Madison softball team started theseason with a six-game win streak beforelosing to South County 2-0 on March 24 inthe Warhawks’ final game of the GrandStrand Tournament in Myrtle Beach, SouthCarolina.

The Warhawks opened the season with a12-0 win over Hayfield on March 16 and a12-1 victory over Yorktown on March 18.Madison then won its first four tournamentgames before falling to Fairfax County foeSouth County.

The Warhawks outscored opponents 76-8 during their first seven games.

Madison faced Fairfax on Tuesday, afterThe Connection’s deadline. The Warhawkswill travel to face Washington-Lee at 6 p.m.

on Friday, April 1, and will host Oakton at1 p.m. on Saturday, April 2.

McLean BaseballSplits 4 Spring BreakGames

The McLean baseball team went 2-2 dur-ing a spring break tournament in PrinceWilliam County.

The Highlanders competed in the Let’sPlay 2 Tournament during spring break,with games against Fauquier, Edison,Stafford and Woodbridge. McLean split adoubleheader on March 19, losing toFauquier 14-4 and beating Edison 8-6 atPotomac High School. The Highlanders de-feated Stafford 6-5 on March 22 at HyltonHigh School, and lost to Woodbridge 6-4

on March 23 at Woodbridge High School,moving McLean’s record to 3-3.

“We learned some things,” McLean headcoach John Dowling wrote in an email, “andI think in the long run will benefit fromthose games.”

Dowling said senior pitcher/infielder JonClines and senior infielder/pitcher ConorGrammes have played well for McLean.

Through six games, Clines (VMI) was 2-0 with an ERA of 2.25 in two starts. He al-lowed 11 hits in 9 1/3 innings while walk-ing five and striking out 13. At the plate,the senior was batting .318 with a team-leading seven RBIs in 22 at-bats.

Grammes (Xavier) led the team with a.400 batting average in 20 at-bats, with twodoubles and five RBIs.

Senior Matt Collins, who will play atHarford Community College, hit .308 witha home run and five RBIs in 14 at-bats.

McLean’s home opener against SouthLakes on Tuesday, after The Connection’sdeadline, started a stretch where the High-landers are scheduled to play seven of ninegames at home.

“Our schedule has been this way for acouple years now, where we have these longstretches of mostly away/home games,”Dowling wrote. “Not sure it’s made muchof a difference for us, though. We know thaton any given day we simply need to executethe things we can control – and when wedo that the outcome takes care of itself.”

McLean will host St. Albans at 6:30 p.m.on Thursday, March 31 before hosting rivalLangley at 6:30 p.m. on Friday, April 1.

Marshall Baseball Starts 4-1

Photo by Craig Sterbutzel/The Connection

Robert Guenther and the Marshall baseball team started the season witha 4-1 record.

South Lakes SoftballStarts 5-2

The South Lakes softball team opened the season withvictories over Langley (4-2, March 15) and Fairfax (3-0,March 17) before winning three of five games during aspring break trip to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

The Seahawks faced McLean on Tuesday, after TheConnection’s deadline. South Lakes will host Yorktownat 6:30 p.m. on Friday, April 1, and will travel to takeon Madison at 6:30 p.m. on Tuesday, April 5.

South Lakes Baseball toHost Herndon

The South Lakes and Herndon baseball teams are offto strong starts in 2016, which figures to add excite-ment to their upcoming matchup.

South Lakes will host rival Herndon at 6:30 p.m. onSaturday, April 2. The Seahawks started the season 6-1,

according to allmetsports.com, winning six straight af-ter a season-opening loss to Langley on March 16. TheHornets started 4-1, including a 3-2 victory over PetersTownship on March 24.

South Lakes faced McLean on Tuesday, after TheConnection’s deadline, and is scheduled to hostYorktown at 6:30 p.m. on Friday, April 1.

Herndon Boys’ Soccer BeatsSouth Lakes

The Herndon boys’ soccer team opened the 2016 sea-son with a 2-1 win over South Lakes on March 16.

The Hornets faced Briar Woods on Tuesday, after TheConnection’s deadline. Herndon will travel to face Madi-son at 7:15 p.m. on Thursday, March 31.

The loss dropped South Lakes’ record to 0-2, includ-ing a 3-1 loss to Briar Woods on March 14.

The Seahawks faced Fairfax on Tuesday, after TheConnection’s deadline. South Lakes will host Marshallat 7:15 p.m. on Monday, April 4.

Sports Roundups

Photo contributed

The sixth grade Reston Seahawks Boys won theDivision 2 Fairfax County Youth Basketballleague championship with a 61-40 victory overGainesville on March 6. Reston defeated Viennaand Fort Belvoir to get to the finals. TheSeahawks are led by Coach Herb Landsowneand Chris Kennedy.

McLean headcoach JohnDowling

McLean Connection Sports Editor Jon Roetman

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Or interest, either. However, unless I get inthe game somehow, I fear I’ll likely be tossedand/or discarded into the dustbin; along withthe pay phone, pay toilet, land line, and ofparticular relevance to me: the flip phone,a.k.a “the stupid phone,” as my wife, Dina, isfond of calling it (not a reflection or characteri-zation of the user, though). But of course,that’s the problem. I don’t have a “smart”phone any more than I am a smart user. Soapps are not exactly in my current vocabulary,although they used to be in my pre-Connection vocabulary when I sold insurance.The paper on which answers to questionswere written for an insurance company/homeoffice to consider was called an application,commonly referred to as an “app.” Perhapsyou can appreciate my confusion at not beingable to integrate such new technology. Afterall, I am an old dog; presumably you know it’svery difficult to teach an old dog new tricks –regardless of whether you change their food.

Nevertheless, I suppose that if I want to bepart of the future (not a cancer reference orcancer-column-to-be, by the way), I can’t holdonto the present so tightly and I definitelyneed to let go of the past. When I watch“smart”-phone users – including my wife,scroll their “smart”-phone screens and thenstop on an “app,” it all seems easy and sensi-ble. I don’t imagine however, that in myhands, with my brain, with my lack of intui-tion and instincts for such technological two-steps (or one step) the scrolling would get meanywhere. But it does appear as if it would getme there quickly.

I have to admit, I am a bit envious of thescrolling and access to the internet/ informa-tion “smart” phones seem to offer. Who,what, where, when and why intrigue me. It’sthe how that intimidates, though. Sure, I’dlove to be one touch or a few scrolls awayfrom the answers to any and all questions, butit’s the learning curve for the device whichscares me. In taking on this task, I feel as if I’llbecome a modern day Sisyphus – of Greekmythology. But instead of pushing a boulderup a mountain only to have it roll back downbefore ever reaching the top, I’ll be pushingkeys and constantly scrolling only to end upback at my cell phone’s home screen setting.And since this is not a game – and not “Mono-poly,” landing on my home screen rather thanpassing it won’t double my pleasure, and nei-ther will I find myself on my intended tar-get/”app.” After repeated failures, no doubt I’llbegin boiling over my level of incompetence.A “smart” phone needs to be in competenthands; mine are anything but.

If only I could receive ‘round-the-clocktraining (actually, 8 am to about 9 pm); I’d liketo think that with that kind of coaching, Iwould begin to assimilate the device into myhead (sort of a reverse Borg effect). I mean,I’m not a complete moron. (Why, are thereincomplete morons?) Presumably, afterrepeated and vigorous instruction, correction,re-instruction and re-correction, I’d likelybecome the master of this domain. It’s not acontest, after all, and I’m probably not goingto be graded on a curve, so if there was some-one with sufficient patience (maybe patients,too) and perseverance, perhaps there wouldbe a future for me living in the hand-helpinformation age. I just have to repeat five sim-ple words: “The phone is my friend. Thephone is my friend. The phone is my friend.”APPsolutely!

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