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Quetzal Nuggets

A sacred feast treasured by our kings!

These delectable slices of fresh quetzal meat

baked to perfection on a stone griddle are the

tastiest in Mesoamerica! Try the Home-style

Quetzal Wrap with our freshly baked tortilla

bread and the Quetzal Burger special! Your

taste buds and tongue piercings will tingle when

you taste our red bean and pepper dipping

sauce!

The Kid’s Meal also comes with a brilliant and

colorful quetzal feather. Special glyphic boxes

contain a long male quetzal tail feather. Many

will enter, and only a few will win.

Quantities are limited! Dine with us today!

Ix Chel’s Cure-All Moon Pills

The Goddess of Medicine herself will cure you!

Are those around you sick and in need of help? Do you not know what sin angered the Gods? Then try Ix Chel’s Cure-All Moon Pills! These pills are made of the most medicinal herbs that grow in the jungle around our Mayan civilization. Simply take a single pill once a day from the convenient small box and grind it with your cornmeal. In no time, the evil spirits will flee and you will regain your health!

These pills from our Lady Rainbow come in a variety of colors. May Ix Chel bless you with many children!

The Balam Bug Zapper

The Jaguar Spirit Balam will never fail to protect your village with the new Balam Bug Zapper! No bug will dare enter a milpa protected by this great guardian. Place one at each corner of your house, and bugs

and evil spirits will flee from the presence of the feared Balamob!

MAYA Cuts – The Maize God Haircut

It’s the latest trend!

It’s the coolest look! Get the Maize

Cut today!

Show your forehead and your scalp with the new Maize God Haircut! MAYA Cuts will partly shave your head and eyebrows leaving only patches of hair, so you can look like the Maize God today! You will be the envy of all your neighbors and friends when you leave looking like a ripened ear of corn!

Children under the age of 3 will receive 2 free boards to flatten the front and back of their heads. You’re never too young to look like the Maize God!

The Jaguar RollercoasterYou will rise to the skies and you will plummet to the ground as you trace the path of the sun like the Jaguar Sun God! This rollercoaster will make your stomach churn as you are lifted into the air and fly like Kinich Ahua, the sun. Your heart will stop when you dive into the Underworld through the West Door and become the fearsome Jaguar King! This will be the most incredible experience of your life!

Pom Bubble Gum

It tastes good, it smells good, and it makes you look good

too!

Your favorite chewing gum can now last all day with new Pom Bubble Gum! The scent leaves your breath fragrant and your mouth copal-minty fresh! The fresh resin taste will blow you away. “Watch the bubbles!” and watch your cross-eyed beauty grow!

Come out and chew today!

The 5 unlucky days of

Uayeb will harm you

no more!

The Anti-Uayeb Charm Bracelet

The five dreaded Uayeb days of our Mayan Haab calendar will harm you no more with the Anti-Uayeb Charm Bracelet! This fine jade bracelet will protect you with the power of the Gods!

The Ix Chel Moon Charm will chase away the evil spirits that cause illness. The Itzam-Yeh Celestial Bird will ensure your safety from the four corners of the world. The Hero Twins beads will help you and your family overcome the forces of death! The Jaguar Sun God pendant will make good fortune shine on you!

You will enjoy all 365 Haab days of good health and good luck with the Anti-Uayeb Charm Bracelet!

The Chac Showerhead

Experience a shower like never before!

Enjoy thunderbolts of water pounding your body from four Chac Showerheads placed in the corners of the world you shower in! Our Rain God will shed his blood to make sure each drop of water feels like a stone axe!

This cosmic shower was originally available only to Chac Maya elders before they performed ceremonies and sacrifices. Now, it is available to one and all!

The Haab Gym

Do you want the body of a Mayan warrior? Then follow our daily workout at the Haab Gym,

open 365 days of the year! Develop your muscles and increase your tolerance for pain

and get ready for the blood – letting ceremony! Develop a strong chest for the heavy copper

breastplates you will soon be wearing when you set out to war!

Try the new Haab workout today!

The H&X Hero

Twins Stroller

One side red and one side white, your tw

ins will r

ide in royal

comfort with the new H&X Hero Twins Stro

ller!

Make your twins fe

el like the Hero Twins, H

unahpu and Xbalanque, as

they ride around town! T

hey will travel lik

e kings in red and white

splendor!

The Hero Twins will o

vercome the forces of death to keep your

children protected from all h

arm. F

ree Godly Red and White

headbands will b

e given with each stroller!