MAD TALK • Shut up you dork. You smell like

zoodoo. I hate you, you dodo eating coward. I am never going to be nice ever again, you four-eyed tic-tac tooth punk. Just go before I beat you to a bloody pulp you pig looking, Michelan-tire man brother I wished I never had.

SOFT TALK • Don’t be mad and upset. It’s hard, I know how

you feel, everybody has their day – you may cry now, but there is no point. One of these days you’re going to be living it big with a great life and family while others who said or did something will probably be living in the dump, literally. Just cheer up. I am

still your friend and always will be your brother.

FAST TALK• Oh please don’t ground me I will never

do it again I am sorry it was not my fault please no please don’t do this I will promise to do anything just not the grounded thing I will wash the dishes every night until I am 20, and clean my pig sty of a room but please don’t ground me. I love you so very much. Don’t do this to someone who loves you as much as me. Sniffle, thanks mom.