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1VOL. XI . VANCOUVER, B . C., JANUARY 29, 1929 No. 24

Losing 10 .17 to the Richmond team ,the Varsity Senior "B" basketbal lwomen staged an interesting matc hat the Normal Gym on Wednesda ynight. Again the student team wa sat a disadvantage as to size and the ywere not quite quick enough in chang-ing from attack to defense during th egame .

Wilma Watson starred in the firs tquarter, making four points for Var .ally after some hard playing. KayKidd was also to the fore in thestruggle. The whole team was doingwell and making it exceedingly diffi .cult for Richmond to make the scorefor the first quartet' 8-4 In their favor .

The Senior "B" women, althoug hdisplaying good team work and quic kpassing, did not watch their check sclosely enough . Richmond manage din the second quarter to add onl ythree more points to their total, on ebeing for a penalty shot . When tinewas called the count stood 9 .4 fo rRichmond at the end of the secondquarter .

A hard struggle took place betwee nthe two teams in the third quarter ,The student players were now watch-ing their checks and the game becameexciting, both teams playing hard bu tneither scoring . Finally Kay Kid dnetted a basket for the il•A .C. teamwhile Richmond made two baskets ,and the whistle blew with the scor efor Richmond 13 . 8 .

In the final quarter, both teams I)e .lug tired the playing was not quit etie fast . ili('hmond (hulked up fou rmore 'mints while buts Tollrtellutte o fthe henIor „lt's” Who hull heell ptay-leg well, made one more basket . Whe nthe game (roses the iichmond player swere victorious ,Ritll the score 17-10 .

The Senior "11" team was : LotsTourtellotte 121, Clara Mercer, I' ;ll aHardy, Wilma Watson (6), Kay Kidd(2) .

THELMA MAHO N

As ruptuin of the Senior "A" hoop •stet's, Miss Mallon will loud her team .mates into battle tonight when Var.ally meets the 'Pelham at the VAX ,gym. I+'elixes and Varsity are at pres.eua tied, with Meralomas leading b yone game, The Blue and (fold quip -tette is composed of practically th esame players as was the team whichcrossed Canada a year ago to partici-pate in the Dominion final s

SENIOR "B" GIRLS PUT UP

GAME FIGHT WITH RICHMOND

Senior "A" Captain

For the third of its series of Noon -Hour Recitals, to be given next Thurs-day, January 31, at 12 :10, the Must -cal Society has been exceedingly for-tunate in securing the assistance o fMrs . Edythe Lever Hawes, Soprano ,lea Swartz, Pianist, and Harold King,one of our own musicians.

1 . The Sri King—Schuber tHAROLD KIN G

(at the Piano-C . Madsen )(a) I send my Heart up to Thee .

Mrs . H. H. A. Beach(b) Thy Image—Myra Jacobso n(c) The Song of the Robin-Wo -

man—Cadman (from the op.era "Shanewis" )

MRS . 1:DYTHF.i LEVER HAWE S(at the Piano, Mies Dorothy Haddon )

3 . Sonata in F sharp minor, Op . 1 1—Robert Schuman nUn Pc►co adagio : Allegro vivaceAria, Andante cantabil eScherzo e Intermezz oAllegro un poco rnaostosn

IRA SWARTZConcerning the circumstances sur-

rounding the composition of the great"Sonata In F sharp minor" a wor dmight he said . It was written by Rob-ert Schumann during the long perio dof his courtship of Clara Wiecks, agifted young pianiste, many year s

Schumann Sonata

To Feature Recital

Varsity I1oop sun's will stage a cruelul game when the Senior "A "Women ink" on the strong V . A. C. Fellxes tonight at 8 o 'clock in the V. A .(' . gym . As the totuus are evenly matched u keenly contested game ma ybe expected .

Varsity must win this game If it is to maintain Its record of last yearand bring home the chun► pionship . As the score stands now, the throe teamson the Helder "A" league have lost two gannet apiece, Meralomas leading

with an extra genie to Its credit andVarsity and y. A. C. tying. Varsityhas won twice and lost once to Menalomas and lost once to the Fellxes .Meralomas, on the other hand, hav ebeaten the Fellxes .

If the co-eds are to prevail agains tthe determined V. A. C. opposition,they will have to fight steadily fro't'hbeginning to end . In the last gameagainst Meralomas the 'blue and gold 'played a superior game, but did no tget going till it was tdo late, losing19 .17 .

There is no reason why Varsity .should not turn the Score against theFellxes . Despite the absence of thei rcoach, they have been practising har dand are all in the pink of condition .They are confident of victory . Allthey ask is a little support and en-couragement . The team will be :

Thelma Mahon, Claire Menton,Rene Harris, Bettie Tingley, MaryCampbell, Marjorie Lanning, JeanWhyte, Flo Carlisle ,

SENIOR "A" WOMEN TO TACKLE FEIIXES

IN DECISIVE HOOP CONTEST

Team Will Fight to Break Deadlock and Reg* LeadersM p

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In Memoriam

Periodical Offers Prize fo r

College Essays

cu'tic'les on the nubject, "College asIt Might Fie ." Essays must not b emare than 2000 words long and mus tbe revolved on or before April 1, 1929 ,at the office of "the New Republic, "421 West 21st Street, New York City .Prizes of $100 and $75 will be givenfor the best essays, Further detail smay be obtained at the registrar'soffice .

The funeral was held on Saturdayof Miss Leila Audrey Carson, daught -er of Mr. and Mrs. W. G . Carson o fVictoria, a former student of the Uni-versity of British Columbia, Mis sCarson was head of the class of Nurs-ing '25, and graduated with the degre eof B. A., Science and Nursing, laterIn the year receiving her degree fro mthe Vancouver General Hospital . Shewas one of the outstanding student sin the university, being twice electe dPresident of her year .

Miss ('arson was a native of Vic •torte, being born and educated In tha t

the Senior , city . and spent several yeah.; nn thetealc'hltlg staff or Victoria West School .Niter graduation she was appointe dto it responsll ► le position in St . Luke' sIlmmltal, Spokane, where she was I ncharge of all the surgical work . tin-fltrflll ► lately MIss ( ' 111'4o11 w'as ffll'l'el l

'to resign Ito spite of to gallant figh tagainst ne llheoss contracted durin gher period of tr aining . A victim o ftll) ►('rt'tllosls she passe(i Itway a tI'rluutulllc+ Sanitariums, Kamloops, o nthe evening of Tu :' : ; ;ins, January 22 .

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WANTE DSnapshots of university people an d

campus activities to he 'Nett for ascrap page In the "Totem . "

Varsity Pucksterslose Han FoughtGame to ExeKing s

Unique Decorations Featur eGay Party of' Junior Class

Incited by the "Arts '30 LibraryIdea," members of the Junior yea rstaged one of the gayest class partiesof the year when they danced to themusic of Jack Emerson and his Var •city orchestra in Willow Hall, Fridaynight .

The "Arts '30 Library idea" wa sevidenced by the large bl'ie and gold"books" which decorated the walls .These annuals told in no uncertai nletters of the varied achievements o fthe Junior class, including "Our Hul aInnovation," and "The Athleticachievements of Arts '30," Otherannuals told of "Dr. Boggs, our Hon-orary President," a missing thumb-print with a reward of many "stuc kgages," and filially "Professor Boo(lle •kus . "

Owing to locked doors the patt ywas slow In starting, hut as tim epassed it gathered momentum . Th eresult was that instead of finishing a t12 p,m ., the authorized proper tim efor Juniors to go home, Arts '31) con-tinued the dance until 12 :15 a .m. Re •freshments, balloons, paper hats ,toyhorns, and streamers all played upart In "the history of the Arts '30class party," which was recorded in-dividually on the little red programs .

Patrons and patronesses were : DeanM. L. Hollert. ; Dean and Mrs . Buch-anan ; Dr, 't' . H . Boggs ; and Prof . andMrs. H. T, Logan

Address To Be Liven

By Dean Bollert In

W. L S. Course

The third lecture of the course I nPublic Speaking, which is being give nby the Women's Literary Society ,and to which the general student bod yis invited, will be held on Wednesda yat 3 o'clock In Arts 100, when DeanBollert. will give an address on "Pub-lic speaking . "

In this lecture Dean Holiest wil ldeal with the following phases of he rsubject :how to prepare a speech andhow to get it across to an audience ;how to develop fluency In speech ;how to control nervousness ; how togive introductions and votes o fthanks ; and in general how to meetthe demands that are made upon th eaverage student and the average per -son in the field of public speaking .

As was previously announced thiscourse has been opened to the menas well as the women, and all menInterested In public speaking are in-vited to attend the remaining twolectures of the series ,

Bince,this course was instituted, anumber of students have expresse ddisappointment for having missed th efirst lecture, "Parliamentary Proced-ure," by Judge Helen moan. If asufficient number of these studentscommunicate with any member of th eW.L .B. executive, an endeavor wil lbe made to have Judge MacGill re-peat this lecture . The executive in-cludes : Dean Bollert, honorary pres-ident : Helen Smith, Grace Ryan, an dBarbara Ashby .

AMERICAN COLLEGIAN S

RAISE WINGS AND BEARDS

Seattle, Washington—It the am-ount of work that the faculty disci-pline committee has to do is an yguage of the morality of Universit ystudents, collegians at Washingtonmust be raising wings, President M .Lyle Spencer revealed this morning .

It seems that the discipline com-mittee net just once last quarter, an dwhen the meeting had been called toorder there was nothing on the (lock -et .

So, after exchanging felicitationsand wise .cracks about the "angelic "student body, the committee adjourn-ed sine (lie .

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see yesterday Issued an edict tha tsecond year men wore not to let aholiday interfere with the serious bus-iness of beard production .

Dinner parties, (lances and date sare all to he attended in full regalia ,Edwardsen declared . The idea ofsacrificing a full week's growth forone day of fickle feminine approvalIs unbecoming, and razors distinctl ywill not, he part of the Thanksgivin gcelebration .

"Let the girls get used to 'em," i sF.dwardsen's edifice . And he passeshis contention that there is no rea ldanger of a dateless weekend on th efact that so far no dates have bee nrefused on account of the he-whisk-ered condition of the man .

Senior Years Prepare fo r

Annual Ball at Lester

On February the fifth ,('lass will hold Its annual Hull a thotter court . NAaborate preparation shave been made to make this affai ra success . Unlike other years th eHall this year Is being hold previou sto the Illke as the weather wasthought to he ton severe 14) endange rthe does of our tienlors b y expoele gtlienl to the chills, colds, plague ,pneinnnnla or other dire clllallties ,The Hull will Include the students I nArts, Science, Agriculture, and Nurs-ing .

The Seniors arm also reminded o fthe fact that no far no nnnilnntlon shave been handed in for Valedictor-ian and no stlggnstlnlls for a Valedic -tory gift have been submitted .

EDUCATION BUDGET

COMPILED BY BUREAU

OREGON DAILY EMERALD, Jan .10 .—What is the price of a collegeeducation ?

The U. S . bureau of education afte ra survey of 1,100 colleges and tint.versities fixed the average minimu mat $581 a year, $2,324 for a tour•ye*rterm, and the maximum—dependin gupon the elasticity of lad's pocketbook ,says a United Press article publishe drecently .

The $581 a year includes every-thing necessary to college ltfe---tut •Lion, fees, hooks, board and room,clothing and entertainment .

That, however, would mean that th estudent mast. stick strictly to the bud-get .

For $1,005 a year the student woul dbe allowed a little more leeway, coul dspend a trifle more for amusement santi, perhaps live in slightly bette rquarters .Can Have Education .

The bureau has delved Into al lphases of college life and finds :

Tuition in public controlled school sfor arts and science courses averag e$1:)7 a nine-months term .

Law courses cost about $50 a termextra .

Board and room averages $276 fo rthe college year.

Books and stationery cost approxi-mately $20 .

Laundry averages $36 .Amusements and entertainment av-

erage a minimum of $12 .Board and room is the largest ite m

on a student's expense account, th ebureau found. The average in stateschools is $276 . One of the largest ofstate universities made a thoroughstudy of this phase of college life an dfound men students paying approxi-mately $7,12 a week for board and wo -men students $6,80 . In the same schoo lroom coats averaged $14 .81 a monthfor moll and $1501 for women .Girls Can Wash Clothes .

It is easier for girls to eliminat elaundry bills than boys with many of

A lighting squad of Varsity Hockey

tigers loat a hard .fought game to~1tRlns George by the Boors of 3 . 2 ,last Friday night. With the score 3 .0lalnst them and tour minutes of th e*ame left, the Blue and Gold suddenlyallowed their true form and score d

1110 goals in quick succession . Ex .ings scored two goals In the firs t

period, one of them very lucky, th eSecond period was scoreless and inthe third the West•Enders slippe done more past Willis before Varsityoauld'eaore .

The Varsity team did not play uptb ItEpecttltidne. Willis was not as

01u4 at times being quite►, last, on the whole, play

p gdbd gitme at defence, but hi srtner Rhodes, although he scoredgoal, was far from his best. Cars-

ell, Et Center, was as usual the main-Stay of the team, playing the entire

e without a rest . He scored Var.tll's other goal and, had not hard

p4>< punned him, would have scored

twoOr three more. Mathews and

Mlth, supporting Carswell on thet1; *hilted hard, While of the sub.

tlttit M Thorne was the most effect .TO. MU played a useful game and

4g 11 hale got a goal on more than;one occasion .

The overcautiousness of the for .

rArds *as a contributing factor tohe defeat. They insisted on playin g

a three and even four man defencewhen two goals down and the resul t

as fatal . When, too late, they real.ised their mistake, quick results fol.lowed. If the forwards had playedtheir positions during the whole ofthe same it is safe to say that Varsit y

Would have won, for they were man' .

featly the better team .From the spectator's point of vie w

the game was uninteresting, and th elast tour minutes provided the onl yexcitement of the whole hour . Thefirst goal scored by Ex-King Georgedame as a surprise, and was a rea lflake. Their second goal was a well -earned one, resulting from some pret-ty play of the forwards . When, how-ever . Ex-King George scored thei rthird goal in the last period on wha tlooked like an off-side play. the Var.Bity forwards at last changed thei rpolicy and charged up the ice . Cars -Well missed scoring by a fraction o fan inch but a moment later brok ethrough again, this time making no I Seattle, Washington, Jan 15 . -Seph-ittistake about It . Then with three on)re beard growers will spill thei rminutes loft, Varsity (lid their hest

gt'nry on their whiskers iustealt o fplay of the evening, Rhodes iiwept their neckties totnorroe, It' John f ;d-up tite ice and found the net with a ear(Isen, publicity chairman of th ehard shot . The hopes of Varsity sup- , class, has his way about it . Edward •porters rose high but seen after th eface-off the whistle blew for time

younger than Schumann, who was for -bidden by her father to marry him .It was not until years later, whe nSchumann's courtship took the some •what unusual form or a lawsuit i nwhich Wieck's objections to their tin -ion were declared to be frivolous an dhimeless, that they were married .

The title of this so'tata was origin -ally "Pianoforte Sonata, dedicated t oClara l)y Florestan and Euseblus" —two of S('hntllaitll'5 many pon name sin which he endeavored to ()nobod ythe dual sides ()I' hie nsture .

Th evehement, stormy, rough element is

Hut any young than or young woma nrepresented by i'lorestan ; the vent- 1 who sincerely desires a higher educa-i( .r mod more poetic, by l?ucebius . tion can have it for the $681 a year .This work reveals much of his per -sonal experience and feelings an dthough it is somewhat licking in for mand unity, as might 1)e expected fro mall early composition, it is one of hi smost powerful and striking compo-sitions, containing a certain fr fshnes sand charm that he never surpassed i nlater works .

The unusual attractiveness of th eprogram which these fine artiste ar eso graciously bringing to us meritsthe same splendid support accorde dby the student body to the MusicalSociety in its previous endeavors topresent these "Half-Howe" or th ebest in music.

How could the University of H . C .he Improved? What changes woul dhe necessary to make It an ideal col-lege'' Such are the gtlestlnits aske dby "The New Republic" in en effort the women's dormitories equippe dIt) find out what kind of college stn• with laundries, while male studentsdents would like to attend,

I must pay an average of $36 a yea rIn order to help solve this problem for their clean shirts and collars .

"The Now Republic" is inviting the

There Is no need for a student to('losses from 1926 to 1930 to eubtnll banish amusements from his colleg e

life, the bureau said, but he shouldpatronize these sponsored by th eschool If he lacks funds ,

"Travel should not necessarily ad dmuch to the student's expenses," i tadded, "for with good roads and th evaried means of transportation no wavailable, an energetic student wil lfind a way to keep down the costs o ftravel . "

High Jinks, Wednesday, January 30, Lester Court

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JANUARY 29; 1929 .

'Flo , beauty ul' a roan lie,; in hl,;intelligence, the intelligence of a \tl) 'man lies In her beauty .—Arabian Pro -verb .

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Some year's ago there was a strong feeling among the stu-

dents that the Student Body in general was given little oppor-tunity to hear topics, pertaining to problems of interest to youngpeople, discussed by qualified speakers . Fortunately this stateof affairs has been remedied as a result of tile progressive meas-

ures adopted by various organizations at the University .

Primary among these stands the Students' Christian Move-ment, The S.C.M. undoubtedly deserves the highest praise an dthe warmest expression of appreciation from those students whohave attended lectures under its auspices . These lectures, whichare generously thrown open to the public are planned and adver-tised well in advance. Well known speakers are secured for ever ymeeting and these gatherings certainly fill a long felt want on th ecampus.

THE EMPLOYMENT BUREA U

Already a number of positions for summer employment havebeen assigned by the University Employment Bureau, and be-fore long the work of finding summer employment for Univer-sity students by this organization should operate on a muc hlarger scale .

Like other organizations, however, the success of the Uni-

versity Employment Bureau depends on the co-operation andsupport it receives from the students themselves.

The Bureau was organized in April, 1928, with headquarter sin the Administration Building. This was really too late In theterm for the organization to give the best results, but in spit eof obvious drawbacks owing to limited time and lack of publicity ,the Bureau was able to place students in various positions dur-ing the summer months .

The main objects of the organization are : FIrst, to providesummer employment ; second, to provide part-time work for stu-dents during the University session ; third, to help students locat epositions after graduation . Obviously this Is a great and Im-portant work for a young organization to undertake where ther eare at least one thousand students in need of employment fo rfive months every summer, and Its success depends on studen tco-operation. Consequently all students should do their bit b ynotifying the University Employment Bureau of any position sor sources of employment which might be filled by Universit ystudents .

If this organization proves successful in British Columbia ,no doubt it will extend its activities, and probably in the futur estudents will be enabled to earn their way through ether univer-

sities, eneutiraged by an exchange system of which the 1',Ii,(' ,Employment Bureau will fora) a part .

News and Views From Other U's

Easton, Pa.—The coin slot in th epublic pay telephone at Lafayette col -lege recently was left open when the threw eonsterntttiou into the ranks o fphone was installed, and as a result the Stanford team when they askedall money used in making calls was If the Cardinal debaters would adver-returned. Not a few students took time if they entered business . Henryadvantage of this am soon an it be• }(arrlt+ answerett them in his rebut .came generally known, and the Me- tai speech with "Gentlemen, I fphone end a thriving buslness in long were In hell, would you roast? "distance calm, The boys called hom eand the girl friends, all over the coun-try, for nothing .

When they returned from the vaea •Bon, however, they were somewhatchagrined to learn that the telephon ecompany had traced thei r calls, andhad taken advantage of the vacationto distribute bitin of payment Not ufew rtlillelllm are broke .

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Der Deutsche VereinThe next meeting of the Germa n

club, "Der Deutsche Vet'ett" will beheld Thursday, January 31, at 7 :46, a tthe home of MINN Louise Morrison ,:1380 Granville Street .

The meeting Is to take the form o fit Schubert evening, with a talk byMrs, Heys, illustrated In music b yAlt's, G . (1 . Mc(Jeer and Mrs, Eraktne ,

A full attendance of members Is re .quested to Mum our upt)I'ttelatlon o fthe kludness of these distingulslie dt► rtlslm In coming to entertain we

L'Alouette

A meetitp p of 14'Alouc'tte will tak ephu'" Tuesday . Junnl(t'y 29, at th ehoot( of I)r, S . J, Schofield, 1118 At' •Miles Street, A special in'ogram hasheeu planned, guesle have Soon In •vltecl anti even' member is urged t oattend ,

Take car No. 12 at Pacific Street ;get. off at Arbutus and walk threebloeke north . Please allow flute t oget there at 8

in . sharp .

C,O.T.C.Wednesday noon In Agriculture

100 to discuss social organization sand program .

Mathematics ClubThere will be a meeting of the

Mathematics Club in Arts 100 thi sThursday, January 31, at 12 :15 noon ,Mr. Bert Poole will speak on "Num-ber Pairs," All interested are wet •come .

Physics Club

A meeting ot the "Physics Club"will be held on Wednesday at 3 pent .In Sc. 200. Three papers are to b egiven, Dr. Davidson will speak o nthe subject, "is Latent Heat a Tota lLoss in the Stearn Engine ;" Mr . l+'owl •or, on "Ultrasonics," and Mr. Littlewill give a historical outline ot "Petspetnal Motion Machines ." All stu-dents are cordially invited to attend .

La Canadienne

There will he a meeting of "L aCanadienne" at the home of Miss Vir-ginia Ilollaud, 1821 Trafalgar Street ,Tuesday, January 29, at 8 p .m. TakeKlisllano ('air (No, 4) . Each mem-ber will he obliged to read his or he rfavorite poem .

Gymnasium Clu b'l'itis year the University Gym Clu b

Is taking part it ► the Y. W. displayto be held in March . The Parade o fthe Wooden Soldiers and folk danceswill ht iuchuled in the program . How -ever attc'ndauee han beet) decreasin glately and rule ss the girls turn out ,\'nrsit Imo make a poor shswlne .

MINNEAPOLIS, Minn . (II')----Art STANFORD UNIVERSITY. Jar .- -"ink fanzine" threatens the students

Stanford nut-punned U .S .(' . to wi nat the University of Allnnesotu, fol- ; an audience (lecisluu in the annua llowing the decision of the library Cardinal-Trojan debate held on th eauthorities to provide no more Ink for !Stanford Chiapas Monday night . Ad -etudents .

~ vertising slogans were hurled hac k"Buy your own ink" is the most re- and forth across the platform in an

cent order of the librarians . attempt to prove that modern adver-tising is more detrimental than bene-ficial to society. The then Boni Troy

A Haul always considers truth un-kind tinittam It chimes In with his in-clination . --V. Tweedttie .

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THE UBYSSEY

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MUCK-A-MUCK

New Methods AiredIn Lift Begging

No, Angora, our Acting•Presl-dent does not belong to thePlayers' Club .

Despite all Implications th ePub. still means Publication sOffice.

1'hllosophurs from the dawn of his-tory and the yawl[ of the first mtin ,have lived under the illusion that In .tollect Is only one way of getting afree lift and a rather precarious wa yat that . Now as college Ittident awhose main business—or ostensibl obuslnteoi at least---IH to got these fret)lifts (not by the mounm of pedal ex-tremities) we are lntensoly interestedin any method of study that doo maway with the nerve-wracking, head -splitting ordeal known to a verytailed few as brainwork, to get afide at no cost.

The fact that college students haveyet to had such a magic method i ssufficient proof that it is humanly im-possible to gain such valuable appur•tenances. The argument with a prof .would seem to end here, but let us goa little further and try to discove rwhat these philosophers were doin gwhen. they put their faith in somethin gother than the intellect in their questfor a ride gratis .

In the first place they had a wron gidea of ride-seeking. After centurie sof motoring ,from the first horse tothe latest airplane, we have discover-ed that the knowledge of the way s

and means of securing a lift does notconsist of any particular state ofmind. This knowledge is a way ofacting--a way of handling our envir-onment . When we watch a surgeo nset a broke arm, we see that he know ssurgery by what he deem. This is atype of behavior that is under theimmediate control of the Intellect—the cortex, if you please . Bus-beggingcomes under the same control tha tneeds naive skill, Skill in this is thefinal result of intensive study and hardwork in the matter of psychology a sapplied to car strivers .

In view of the new 4topping theor yof lift-getting, what do our philoso-phers mean when they say there i sanother and more reliable way' tha nthat of the pathetic smile . From ourexperience we can sefeit say that I ttrould he easier rota bolt of lit;htnio gto costs' out of a clear sky than i twould be for a ride to come from avarsity car speeding by on the boule-vard. Perhaps the philosophers arebeing moved by pure impulse whic hthey have sanctified by calling it in -tuition when they see the unrelentin gautomobiles, There is nothing divin eabout the actions of the mind whe nthis happens. It Is not even human .It may be sufficient for a jungle lif ewhere the situations all animal mustface are always the same, but moder ncivilized life is so complicated an dso kaleidoscopic that we must kee pour wits sharp ever moment If w eexpect to gain these all•desirable lifts ,—Inspired by the McGill Dally ,

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WILLOW HAL LThe following plinugyrics wore

penned by an aggrieved Arts '30 atom •her now convalescing from frost-bit esustained by standing two foot loo pIn rho snow at the Imp(not'atahledoors of Willow 111111 . It is withupolo'ioe to W. S. Gilbert, Alt. Tunny -son, Jackie Keats, Uoorgie Meredit hand Tont Ilurdy .

Willow Hall, aft bitter chill It was !The sheik in his fine feathers was

a-colt ,The girls limped, shivering on the

frozen grams ,And Blechof['s laugh was fainter than

of old ,But unrestrained his language as h e

toldHis neighbors what he thought o f

presidentsWho forced their class to tramp the

frozen mouldBefore a building void of resident sWhile all the orchestra stood round i n

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Wait, wait, wai tOn the frozen, snow-caked lea ,And I would that my tongue could

utterThe thoughts that mime In me .

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By a hall called WillowThey stood in the sno wOh Willow, tit willow, tit willo wAnd they waited impatientl yAll in a row .Oh willow, tit willow, tit willow ;For they thought that the dance woul d

start promptly at eight,And never expected to have such a

wait ,But the doors were all locked by th e

cruelty of fate ;Sing willow, tit willow, tit willow .

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Very cold are the girls ,And the men who wai tWhere the snow lies slee pBy the padlocked gate ,So cold In their "tuxes" areThat all can tol lThat their feet are of iceAnd their thoughts of hell .

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.When l set out for Willow Hall ,A mile or two away ,My thoughts were high and gayA scum of snow-slush covered al lWhen I Het out for Willow Ilall ,A mile or two away .And what befell at Willow Hal lWhen one« , I rtut to thrr cWould oaks en angel :;wear .The doom Were 100(0 0

all ,We shivered outside Willow Hul lWhen once I got to there .

What People Are Saying

Maurice Desbrisay----Hint! I smell aFret .

Temple Keeling -- Have you seenMalcom Pretty and Johnny Coleman ?

Johnny Coleman -- Have you see nMalcolm Pretty and Temple Keeling ?

Malcolm Pretty—May I enquire a sto the whereabouts of Mr, J . Colemanand Mr . T. Keeling ?

Doctor Sedgwick—Bilge !

Doctor Shrum--isn't that right ?

Rod Pilkington---Look at the make -up of that page !

Alleged Jokes

I'round Father (Showing triplets t ovisitor) : What do you think of then)

Visitor (Pointing to middle one) :I'd keep that line .

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Don't—An expromnion, which, whe nuttered by a femalt, cosier appropri-ate conditions, should be Interpret-ed as If the antonym were spoken ,

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The Snow

Two or throe days ago, there up.peered on this page in the Litan yCorner n desslcuted paragraph deal -ing with snow, It . purported to sa yall that could be maid on the stutte rand se revealed It paucity of Imaglna •Lion probably due to the stultifyin gInfluence of overwork .

All the usual attributes of nowwere Hated, but the Important (no swore unfitted, The writer of tha tmom made the mistake that all theother great poets have made. Theyprize snow as a positive thing whileits chief virtues are negative . Theypraise its whiteness. Now it wouldbo lust as beautiful were it blue, ro dor orange, as long as it covered th esidowalks and hid the roads .

Then again, snow is the revealer o fhouses .

Under ordinary circumstance shouses are the most hideou sthings In the world (except street-cars) . That is because their repul•slvo exteriors force themselves onone's notice and absorb the attention.They have slight individuality an dthat is dud merely to variation sIn ugliness and keeps one from be .coming accustomed to them .

When the snow comes, things ar edifferent. The crudities of house -paint are subdued. The deformitiesof structure are masked . And thehouse is revealed as it really Is, a re-fuge from immensity . There one canforget the beckoning abyss of thesky, the never-ending earth and themultitudes of meaningless people .

In snow time, Instead of being aconstruction of surpassing hideous-ness, the house titands for warmth andlight and company. Then does eachhouse become an individual, for thei rdifferences are not due to structur ebut to their occupants . And nothingreveals this more clearly than a fal lof snow. Warm lights and sounds o fmusic within are intensified by thesilence without. The houses glowwith life, Reclttpes should be cure dby walking at evening through quie tstreets, when the snow has come .

Returning to our friend, the muck-writer, let me point out another bene-fit of snow that lie overlooked. Ithelps the glass-making industry .

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JANUAI.IY 29; ,1929 ,

Soliloquies"The game's the thing, not a lus t

for cups . "This is a very old saying in its ow n

sphere, the very best of creeds . Thebasketball team had the misfortun eto lose a good many tnen but the ydid not say, "We have lost all ou rbeet men, or nearly all, and we haveno hopes of Winning a tangible re •ward for our play this season . There •fore the obvious procedure it to can-cel our engagements, resign ourselve sfrom the field of sport and bemoanour fate In neckcloth and ashes . Letus now---"

But. stop, The Basketball team arecarrying on and those who agree ,slid I, congratulate them . They ma ylose every game and they may win ,but what matter ?

Just by way of digression It migh tnot be out of place to mention th elatest advance of Cinematic Art, th eMovlotone and the Vltaphone . Somepeople do not care for either, but Ideplore the sound of an organ cotn -Iared with the Harty Symphony an dLouis Sylvester's Vitaphone orches •tea. flood inutile will brake nut tin •mensely bad film quite tolerable .

And now we have the 'Talkies' o r'Speech films.' Here again somepeople do not care a rap for the mand indeed, in a few cases they can-not be blamed . When a few worth yparsons, playing in an old Englis hManor, speak voluble American, th esituation becomes painfully obvious .In fact it becomes unbearable, butwe Must glance above Hollywood'sfailings when, not long hence, Mr .John Barrymore will give us 'Ham -let' and nearly all the stage playsthat we have wished to see, will ar-rive in forms as near as possible tothe original . To make my remarksmore specific I will mention : -

Ronald Colman playing in the stageversion of "Bull-Dog Drummond" byCyril McNelle : Clive Brook playing i n'Interference," Roland Pertwee's sto-ry of mystery, and of course, "TheDesert Song. "

These last are by no means classic sbut perhaps some kind exhibitor wil lgive us Aussie's masterpiece, "TenDays that Shook the Earth . "

P.IP.A .McGILL DAILY, Jan . 14 .--Unknow n

to themselves, 30 successful cheater @at Colgate university have In the las tyear been studied by Professor C .Brownell and used as laboratory spec- •men@, showing the mental and emo-tional traits of college men who chea tat examinations— and get away wit hIt.

Information about the 30 was ob-tained by underground and unofficia lchannels Professor Brownell statesin reporting his investigation . Noneof the cheaters was caught even by asevere proctoring system .

Eighty per cent . of the group werefound to be more psychroneurotic, o remotionally unstable than the campusaverage. More than half fell belo wthe college average in intelligence ,and the majority belonged to the typeknown as psychological extroverts -that. ts, good eo,'iicl mixers .utcl nacr einclined to activity than thinking .

"Contrasted with tin student hud ythe cribber becomes a psychologica ltypo," Professor Brownell concludes ."His low intelligence may snak echeating somewhat of a necessity . Hisextroversion may operate to furthe rthan this . His emotional instabilitymay make it easier for the spirit tosuccumb under the two-fold necessi-ty "

More than half the college cheat-ing would be eliminated If this psy-chological type could be eliminated ,according to Professor Brownell . W!ththe general type would go most ofthe "all-around" college men wh oshine in team and track contests, gle eclubs, dramatic productions and othe rbookless college activities, the profes •see believes .

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OREGON STATI' COLLh:(il' :, Corval -lis, Jun—(PIPi--The 'ell-known an dnot always successful alibi or th e''auto•romeo" that something Is wron gwith the car Is damned for a sever eset-back —at least at Oregon Salts .A two-credit course In auto te n c la nlee for women is being given for th efirst time this year and Includes itgeneral knowledge of the cur, wha tconatitutes a properly operatintt mo -tor, the battery, lubrication, Ignitio nsystem and care of the tires. If th ecourse proves successful, It will h eIncluded In the curricula every Ierin ,

. . .The Student c'os' t of Ohio State

11111vet'Nity shows no feveritle111 ,Gently a pretty en ed was suspende dfrom the attendance at chews for on eweek because she sped her automo-bile 50 miles an hour over campusroads .

She pleaded guilty to th echarge of speeding, but denied sh ewent that fast .

Basketers Overwhel mRiver Squads

After a successful series of threewins and one loss to the Powell Ritterbasketball facts, Varsity's Senior "B "men returned yesterday morning withfresh laurels to their credit . Bumpin gup against the aggregations of the"Department Store," the "Pats" an dthe "Hotel," they proved the super! •orlty of U . B. C. basketball by scoresIn their favor respectively 49 .20, 49-3 ,and 18 .16 . The "Chevy's" were asomewhat stiffer opposition an dbrought the score to a 27 all tie a tfull time. Ovet'titne play mule th efinal count 29 . 33 in favor of Powel l!river ,

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The hard boiled 14cionce horde scompletely annihilated and subduedthe traditioitl etnemlett in the mutua lsnowball battle last Friday . Thecasualties amounted to half a doze nblack eyes, several caulifowered earsand ten broken windows .

For nearly an hour, the valiantArtamen withstood the attackers o nthe old battle ground between th eArts Building and the Auditorium .First one side and then the othe rgained a few yards of trampledground while the neutrals sufferedseverely in their attempts to passacross no-man's-land to the Caf .

Finally a pitched body of shocktroops broke through the Arts rank sand established themselves to the rea rof the defenders . Under the resultan tcross-fire the Artstnen were graduall ybattered into submission and retreate dgrudgingly .

It is believed that the superio rstrategy of the Sciencomeu, was clueto a great extent to the larger per .centage of O.T,C. men in their ranks.

Hostilities are liable to break forthagain any day and the Artemen arepreparing to drive the Scientist sback into theid own stronghold I fthey ever dare attack the Arts Build-ing again .

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LESTER COUR TTickets on and after Jan . 28 .

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The purpose of a "class draw" is,we believe, to help the members o fthe class to "get together," to helpeach student to meet other member sof his year, and to ensure a more o rless full attendance at the class party .This is the theory that has been so tforth by class presidents year afte ryear since the draw was inveanted .In "cooking," the first objects of thedraw are defeated .

We were grieved and a little Nut' •Prised, too, to hear that the draw o fthe graduating classes, held las tweek, was rather blatantly "cooked, "We had hoped for better things of'29.

We enderetand It happened Home .thing on this wise . A prominentmember of the fu('ulty drew th eurine of a men and handed It to th eclass president, who read It aloud .Another member of the facility thoudrew the name or a woman fronthis tray, and read it. out. All wen tmonthly, Some of the pairs draw nseemed to be quite a bit of a coin .cadence, but then coincidence has aproverbially bug arnt ,

When this had been done, the pro •lessors were thanked and bowed thei rway out . Someone then drew atten•Hon to the fact that the Science menhad been completely left out . Somepeople generously suggested that the ybe drawn with the "blanks ." Theengineers quite naturally objected .They, of course, wanted an equalchance with the rest of the class, andclaimed a new draw. We hoar therewas vociferous objection to thi sscheme, the loudest objectors bein gsome rather poor sports who had al •ready done well, and could not hop eto do as well again .

Those in favour of a new draw won ,and it was held accordingly .

We are disappointed to hear of thi saffair .

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