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LAUNCESTON HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

A DRINKING CLUB WITH

A RUNNING PROBLEM

Warning - This Publication

may contain some TRUTH

RUN No. 2339 11 Hubert Way Youngtown Hare: Blakey

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Run report for run 2339 “Escape from Riverside Run “

The pack is raring to go, chafing at the bit a bit like Winks will be as she lines up in the barriers for her 27 wins in a row. Unlike Winks we are not sure if there will be run. We are at the new Hash Temple tonight, Alohas ranch in Youngtown There is no sign of the G.M Blakey is he the Hare or is Aloha. No one ask me to set the run says Alo-ha. Pash says Blakey is on the late Metro shift tonight. Is this going to be another balls up the G.M may wrestle the Cock and Balls cup out of Inlets hands. A quick call to Blakey ON ON is finally called the run starts near the Youngtown Primary school he set the run while he was waiting for the kids to board the Metro bus. Sure enough the trail starts at the bus stop outside the school Right into Napier St., left into Lockhart then left onto Hobart Rd. Through the underpass & north along Hobart Rd. with a right into Woolven St. Right into Medina St, left into Wa-roona St. to a check at the intersection of Highgate St.

"On-Home" hiding behind brick wall at entrance of the footy ground. Bendover says this must be the shortest run in LH3 history. There is a gate at the rear of the footy ground lets head down there. We are now ON ON with a live Hare Bendover leads the pack into the Alma St reserve past Shrecks sound studios across Hobart Rd into the back end of the Primary school farm where a certain immigrant from new Zealand soon sniffs out that we are in a sheep paddock. Fortunately the sheep have been moved to greener pastures for the week. Over a couple of barbwire fences and we are back outside the bus stop where the run first started.

A very short run saved by a quick thinking live Hare.

ON ON:

Aloha has been generous enough to allow us to use the new Hash Temple for tonights ON ON site. The

Kent heater has the garage nice and cosy with the Hashers only venturing outside to fill their grails with

ice cold beer. Speaking of Ice cold beer the keg was frozen two days ago Blakey bumped the thermostat

up to max last week sa he was packing up the gear. Some say it was a ploy to stop the Riverside crew

helping themselves to a beer over the weekend. Rain has been forecast but fortunately it has not eventu-

ated. Quiet a balmy evening in Youngtown.

The Wayward Kiwi [Sheep Dip] Rigged Raffle:

Bugsy: Genuine synthetic Sherrin football all the way from India.

Blakey: 6 pack Boags

Rickshaw: Meat tray.

On Downs:

Blakey: The Hare and freezing the keg of beer.

Kuzza: New old Hasher visiting from 4 Mile Creek

Aloha: Our host for tonight the newHash Temple

The AFL run will be on Sat-

urday 22nd September 29

Holmes Court, Bridport

Run starts at T.B.A

There is heaps of room for caravans, campers, tents and swags.

People are welcome to arrive Friday if they want to make a

weekend of it. BYO food and alcohol for Friday evening to Sat-

urday after completion of the run. The run will commence at

3.30pm on the Saturday. After the run there will be copious

.

The 2018 Committee The Committee that “Doesn’t Compromise on giving less ”

GM: Blakey JM: Slomo, Hash Cash: Pash, Monk: Sheep Dip Trail Master: Fingers, Horn: Thumbs, Lip: Loggy, Scribe: Run report

is now done each week by the Hare, Web Wanker: Bugsy, Hash Hops: Scary

Receding Hare Line

Tuesday 18th September 32 Rowland Cres Summerhill. Hare: Fingers

Have you set a run recently if you have not the Trail master may nominate you soon

LH4 Ph. 0408139601 (Magpie) LH4

LH4 Receding Hare Line

Thursday 21st September Drummond Cres Perth Hare : Worm

Joke of the Week

Single Man Sophie and Shirley, two elderly blonds in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in

their building -- a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself. Shirley says, "Sophie, you know I'm shy. Why

don't you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him. He looks so lonely." Sophie agrees, and later that

day at the pool, she walks up to him and says, "Excuse me, mister. I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and I were

wondering why you looked so lonely." "Of course I'm lonely, he says, "I've spent the past 20 years in prison." "You're

kidding! What for?" "For killing my third wife. I strangled her." "What happened to your second wife?" "I shot her."

"And, if I may ask, your first wife?" "We had a fight and she fell off a bridge." "Oh my," says Sophie. Then turning to

her blonde friend on the other side of the pool, she yells, "Yoo hoo, Shirley. He's single."

Pancakes

A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, alt-

hough their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the

problem." The next morning, when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pan-

cakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, mom," he exclaimed. "For me?" "Just take two," his mother re-

plied. "The rest are for your father

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THE ASS END OF THE TRASHTHE ASS END OF THE TRASH

Is that a new

watch Inlet

Yes it interworks

with a phone app

I have it tells me

how far I have run

How far

did we go

tonight

Shit 55 metres I

think it needs

some fine ad-

justment