Laughs&Lifts June 2013

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● Paradox, strange as it may seem, is in NewYork

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Idaho● Purgatory, is sadly in Maine● Volcano, an explosive place in Hawaii● Needmore, is in the greedy state of

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A Boomerang is a bent orcurved piece of toughwood used by theAustralian Aborigines as athrowing club, one formof which can be thrown soas to return to the

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Today’s encouragement foryour spiritual enrichment:

Whatever in life that we giveaway comes back to us, somemay use the term of “reaping

what you sow.”

All through the Bible we see different verses ofScriptures that let us know; how we treatothers will impact how we are treated inreturn. Jesus said: Give and you will receive.Your gift will return to you in full—presseddown, shaken together to make room formore, running over, and poured into your lap.The amount you give will determine theamount you get back. Luke 6:38This is an old Principle of God that will neverchange. Genesis 8:22 While the earth remains,seedtime and harvest, cold and heat, summerand winter, and day and night shall not cease.In simple terms, if you sow something, therewill be a harvest for what was sown.Food for thought: If life was a Boomerang, wethrew it and it was covered with: love, joy,peace, kindness, grace, forgiveness, mercy(tolerance for others mistakes/longsuffering)temperance (self-control) faithfulness,gentleness (not easily angered) and such likethese. These are the same things that willcome back to us. See Galatians 5:22-23

Now, throw your Boomerang, check what it iscovered with because those are the lifeexperiences that will be returned to our lives.


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The Dale Medical Center DiabetesEducation & Nutrition ServicesProgram becomes an AADE-accrediteddiabetes education program.

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People who eats foods higher in oxalate(found in nuts, chocolate, coffee, tea and greenleaky vegetables) may also be at a higher risk.

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