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Large WavesC a u s eDest ruc t i ono n B a l i ' sWest Coast

L a r g ewave estimatedat 5 meters highhave crashedi n t o B a l i ' swestern shores

causing damageand destruction.

At least50 families at the village ofCandikusuma in Jembrana andthe village of Pengambengan inNegara were forced to evacuatetheir homes due to the highwaves on Friday, April 6, 2012. Atthe storm's height, a small childwas momentarily swept out tosea, but was later rescued by itsmother.

The high waves at thevillage of Candikusuma ragedalong Tirtakusuma beach. At thatlocation, some 30 homes wereevacuated. Meanwhile at the westBali villages of Pengambengan andKetapang Muara approximately 30homes were destroyed.

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Illegal Villas in Bali Citedas Fronts for Il legalForeign Workers

Bagus Sudibya, a Balitourism entrepreneur and theHonorary Consul for South Africain Bali, told Bisnis Bali, that thereare many expatriates in Bali

operating illegal villas. He hascalled on the government toincrease the scrutiny of thoseforeigner involved in operatingillegal accommodation services.

Sudibya said that Bali hasb e t w e e n 6 2 , 0 0 0 - 6 5 , 0 0 0registered accommodation roomsacross the entire island. At thistime there are also some 1,000villas owned by foreigners. A partof these villas do not have legalpermits or valid building permits.These commercial villas arer e g i s t e r e d a s p r i v a t eaccommodation.

He went on to explain thatfrom the estimated 1,000 villas

only 300 are licensed withthe remaining 700 illegal. Hecomplained that when privatehomes are rented out to touriststhis causes losses to businessesand fosters unhealthy pricecompetition in the market. Hefurther contends that the illegalvillas do not pay taxes.

Sudibya said some of theillegal and unlicensed villas haveas many as 10 rooms, all failing tomake a contribution to the island'stax coffers. The employees of

these villas are comprised oflocals, mostly working on an

informal basis and failingto pay tax on their incomes.

Sudibya, who has filledmany senior roles in tourismorganizations in Bali, said that theinvolvement of foreigners in illegalvilla operations also constitutes aviolation of the Country'simmigration rules. He said

foreigners found to be working invillas should be criminallyprocessed and then deported.

Disappointed at theproliferation of foreign workersand villas in Bali, Bagus Sudibyasaid villas are being constructedin village area, in locationsinappropr ia te fo r fo re ignresidences. Moreover, he saidthat expatriates are increasinglyinvolving themselves in the sale ofproduce, gardening and localrestaurants operations.

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Continued from page 1Press reports state that

the high waves swept awayalmost all of the dwellings locatedto the west of the former fishauction location in TirtakusumaCommunity of Candikusumavillage.

According to NusaBali, thedisplaced villagers are trying to

s a l v a g e p e r s o n a lbelongings left behind in theirdamaged homes in the rush tosafety.

S i m i l a r s c e n e s o fdevastation are evident at thecommunities of Ketapang Lampuand Ketapang Muara in the villageof Pengambengan in Negarawhere 20 homes were destroyed.

now sheltering in publicmarkets, makesh i f t ten ts,government bui ldings andfriends.

Local officials are workingto provide basic necessities andfoodstuffs to the homelessfamilies.


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Mega Millions winner comes forwardLottery officials in theeastern US state ofMaryland said thata w i n n e r h a dcome forward toclaim his or hers h a r e o f t h er e c o r d $ 6 5 6m i l l i o n M e g a

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director Stephen Martinowas to hold a pressconference in Baltimore"to provide details aboutthe winning ticket,"officials said.

A lottery spokeswomansaid that the winner -- whopurchased the ticket at a 7-Eleven convenience store in

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day again punters and welcome to the Weekly. Thisweek has seen the Easter bunny come and go withlots and lots of tourists out and about grabbing aG

bargain. The local shirt shops will be rubbing their hands togetherwith glee and ready and waiting for the next big run due aroundJune being the next school holidays from Australia. T'was a greatrun in the A.F.L with the Mighty Pies taking a comfortable win overthe Richmond spuds, however I think the game of the match

goes to the Weagles for their sensational win over Melbourne. As I said a few weeks ago they aregonna be the team to keep a close eye on this year.

Moving along this week also sees the Fifth year birthday party celebrations for one of thepapers longest running sponsors, Piggy's Bar in Poppies Lane Two. The place has beenrunning under the direction of Kerry and Allan, it has seen a major renovation well over a year agoand is pretty well the place to be for your late night eating and drinking needs. They have live musicevery night and keep the standard really high. The birthday celebrations this year include a freesausage sizzle, sexy dancers and lots and lots of give aways. I hope you all get on down to Piggy'sover the following weekend and lift your glass in celebration with the crew. Congratulations to allthe staff and especially Kerry and Allan.

This week sees another milestone within the pages of the weekly being the introduction ofthe new Around Town section in the paper. The section is a one page question and answer thingthat some businesses over the following months will be answering and enlightening us all on thewhy, where's and what for's about their places. Each week the questions will remain the same, it'sall about the answers. I hope you enjoy reading the page as much as we at the Weekly enjoyputting it together. You can check it out on page 34.

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Tokyo chefs swell with anger over new blowfish lawsWith a scoop of a net Tokyochef Naohito Hashimotos e l e c t s a p o i s o n o u sblowf ish, considered adelicacy in Japan, and with afew deft strokes of hisgleaming knife starts the

d e l i c a t e p r o c e s s o fpreparing it for a customer.I n

m o m e n t s ,Hashimoto hassepara ted theedible parts of thefish from organsfilled with a poisonmore deadly thancyanide.

For morethan six decades,dicing blowfish inTokyo has beenthe preserve of asmall band ofstrictly regulateda n d l i c e n s e dchefs, usually ine x c l u s i v erestaurants.

But newlaws coming into effect fromOctober are opening the lucrativetrade to restaurants without alicense, making chefs likeHashimoto see red.

"We have spent time andmoney in order to obtain and usethe blowfish license, but withthese new rules anybody canhandle blowfish even without a

license," said Hashimoto, ablowfish chef for some 30 years.

"They're saying it's nowokay to serve blowfish. Welicensed chefs feel this way ofthinking is a bit strange."

The poison known astetrododoxin is found in parts ofthe blowfish, including the liver,heart, intestines and eyes, and isso intense that a tiny amount willkill. Every year there are reports

of people dying afterpreparing blowfish at home.

The Tokyo MetropolitanGovernment says city lawscovering the serving of blowfishshould be changed to reflectchanging times and hope thatrelaxing the rules will cut prices

and bring Tokyo in line with the restof the nation.

"Outside of Tokyo, theregulations for blowfish are evenmore relaxed and yet there arehard ly any po ison- re la tedaccidents," said Hironobu Kondo,an official at the city's Food ControlDepartment.

"There is the hope that thenumber of restaurants withunlicensed chefs serving blowfish

will rise, and that blowfish as aningredient will be used not only fortraditional Japanese foods butalso others such as Chinese andWestern foods."

A full course meal ofblowfish, known as fugu inJapanese, features delicaciessuch as blowfish tempura, slicesof raw fish thin enough to seethrough fanned out across a platelike chrysanthemum petals, andtoasted fins in cups of hot sake.

But the meal is far fromcheap, as diners pay for the safetyof a licensed chef. At Hashimoto'srestaurant, a meal costs at least10,000 yen ($120) a person.

Though thrill seekingdiners are reputed to seek outchefs who leave just enough of the

poison to make the lips tingle,blowfish professionals scoff at thisas urban legend,n o t i n g t h a tingesting eventhat much of thepoison would behazardous.

Apprentice blowfish chefsmust train with aveteran fo r aminimum of twoyears before theycan take rigorousw r i t t e n a n dpractical exams.In Tokyo, theexam fee runs to17,900 yen.

Customers outside a Tokyosushi restaurant,

one of the places where blowfishcould be served under the newrules, said there was no substitutefor the skill of a trained chef.

"Cooking blowfish is an artform that requires technique andskills," said screenwriter ShojiImai. "That's why we pay goodmoney for blowfish."

Hashimoto's years of

training means it takes him just twominutes to gut a blowfish, and hesays there is no substitute for thiskind of experience.

"I don't want people toforget that you can actually diefrom eating blowfish," he said. "Ifeel the government's awarenessof this has diminished." ($1 =82.0400 Japanese yen)


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Filipino Catholics observe Lent with gory ritualsHundreds of barefootFi l ip inos marched onroads, carrying heavywooden crosses andwhipping their backs untilthey bled on Thursday inan annual gory religious

r i tua l as the main lyCa tho l i c P h i l i pp inesobserved near the end ofthe Lenten season.

Many Filipino devoteesperform religious penance duringthe week leading up to EasterSunday as a form of worship ands u p p l i c a t i o n , a p r a c t i c ediscouraged by Catholic bishops,but widely believed by devotees tocleanse sins, cure illness andeven grant wishes.

"I do this penance out ofmy free will because I believe thatGod wi l l help rel ieve my

sickness," Corazon Cabigting, adomestic helper and the onlywoman in a group of about 50 mencarrying wooden crosses on theirbacks.

Like the men, Cabigtingwore a maroon robe and coveredher face with a veil, held on herhead by a crown of stainless wire,dragging a 30-kg (66-lb) woodencross and stopping every 500

meters (546 yards) inmakeshift roadside chapels.

Elderly women chant thepassion of Jesus Christ at some ofthe chapels, while the penitents,with their hands tied to the cross,are beaten by sticks and hemp.

"Priests often tell us thatwe should not be doing this,"Melvin Pangilinan, an organizer ofthe annual Lenten ritual whocarried cross in his younger days,told Reuters. "But, it has been our

tradition for decades and we haveto honor it."In nearby Angeles City,

bloody gashes from repeatedstrikes of whips could be seen onthe backs of devotees as theywalked barefoot along the streets,believing that their sacrifice wouldsomehow grant salvation for theirsins.

Devotees, begin the ritual

by tying a rope aroundtheir arms and legs andinflicting wounds on theirbacks with a blade marchingfor about four to five hoursunder a scorching sun.

Carlito Santos, apastor at a local MethodistChurch, said the practicecannot be easily relinquishedas it has already beenembedded in the local culture.

"It is easy to change thesereligious practices by askingthese devotees to refrain frompracticing it, but, because ofculture and tradition, it does notalways work," he said.

M o n s i g n o r P e d r oQuitorio, spokesman for theCatholic Bishops Conference ofthe Philippines, said the Churchhas discouraged the practices,d e s c r i b i n g t h e m a s"inappropriate".

"What happens here isthat we want God to grant us whatwe wish for," Quitorio toldReuters, saying it is enough fortrue Catholics to pray, fast andgive alms during the Lentenseason.

Over 80 percent ofFilipinos practice the Catholicreligion.

Chinese teen sells kidney to buy iPhoneFive people in southern Chinahave been charged wi thintentional injury in the case of

a Chinese teenager who sold akidney so he could buy aniPhone and an iPad,.

The f ive included asurgeon who removed a kidneyfrom a 17-year-old boy in April lastyear. The boy, identified only by hissurname Wang, now suffers fromrenal deficiency.

One of the defendantsreceived about 220,000 yuan(about $35,000) to arrange thetransplant. He paid Wang 22,000

yuan and split the rest withthe surgeon, the three otherdefendants and other medical staff.

The report did not say whoreceived and paid for the kidney.

The teen was from Anhui,one of China's poorest provinces,where inhabitants frequently leaveto find work and a better lifeelsewhere. He bought an iPhoneand iPad, and when asked by hismother where he got the money,admitted selling a kidney.

Apple products are hugelypopular in China, but are pricedbeyond the reach of many Chinese.

IPhones start at 3,988 yuan($633), and iPads begin at 2,988yuan ($474).

Wang's renal deficiency isdeteriorating only a fraction of thepeople who need organ transplantsin China are able to get them,leading to "transplant tourism"where patients travel overseas forsuch operations, and to a blackmarket for human organs.

China banned the trading ofhuman organs in 2007. Severalother suspects involved in the caseare still being investigated.


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Earth Hour 2012 Sees a10% Reduction in Bali'sPower Consumption

Bali's participation in thew o r l d w i d e E a r t h H o u r movement on Saturday, March31, 2012 that saw many dim theirlights and turn off power for one

hour from 8:30 9:30 pm resultedin a significant if only momentarydrop in the island's power

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consumption inBali declinedby more than1 0 % o ve rthe one-hourperiod. That3 0 -m e g a w a t treduction inpower usage

represented a Rp. 166m i l l i o n(US$18,400) saving in powerbills.

A c c o r d i n g t h eNusaBali, however, supportfrom the leading industrialsector of hotels was minimumfor Earth Hour underlining theuntapped potential for similarevents in the future.

A c c o r d i n g t o P L Nofficials, the strongest response

to the Earth Hour call toturn off your lights came fromprivate residences.

Earth Hour travelledaround the globe on March 31with more than 5,000 cities in 153countries taking part to show theirsupport for conservation ofenergy sustainability.


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Schapelle CorbyH o p i n gPres ident w i l lA p p r o v eRemission thatCould Halve 20Year Bali PrisonSentence

S c h a p e l l eCorby, the Australianbeautician sentencedt o 2 0 - y e a r simprisonment in Balifor trying to import 4k i l o g r a m s o fmarijuana in 2004,may qualify for early release in2014 after having served only10 years of her 20-yearsentence.

The Justice and Human

Rights Minister has formallyrecommended to PresidentSusilo Bambang Yudhoyonothat Corby be granted clemency,according to an unnamedJustice Ministry officials quoted

in the Jakarta Globe.That recommendation

has sat on the President's deskfor some months awaitingYudhoyono's signature. In thepast, the Indonesian President

has repeatedly stressed that hehas no intention to extend mercyor grant clemency to anyoneconvicted of a drug offence.

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Noblesse Oblige, If You PleaseBalinese King FacingThree Years in Pri sonfor Property Fraud

Radar Bali reports thatthe 68-year-o ld King ofDenpasar, Raja Ida TjokordaNgurah Jambe Pemeutan IX,

more generally known as CokSamirana, is facing thepossibility of 3 years in prison iffound guilty in a trial nowunderway in the DenpasarDistrict Court.

In the latest courtproceeding held lastThursday,a team ofpublic prosecutors ledby I Putu SuparthaJaya and I KetutTerima Darsana toldthe panel of judgesthat the Raja hasbeen proven guilty ofcriminal fraud againstNi Putu Lely Mawarnii n a p r o p e r t ytransaction.

Based on thefacts presented byprosecutors to thec o u r t , c r i m i n a lmisconduct by CokSamirana had caused losses toMawarni amounting to Rp. 7.6billion (US$844,000).

Prosecutors told thecourt that the King's guilt wasmade all the more onerous not

only by the loss suffered by thev i c t i m , b u t a l s o t h epsychological pain he hadinflicted by his thievery. Inaddition, prosecutors said thatthe King's criminal behavior wasinappropriate for a well knownand respected public figure.Considering mitigating factors inthe King's favor, prosecutorscited Cok Samirana's politedemeanor throughout the

course of the trial.Considering all side, theprosecutors are seeking a 3-year prison sentence for themember of Denpasar's royalty.

U p o n h e a r i n g t h esentence demands, Samarina,who was accompanied by his

lawyer I Gusti Made Arya, saidhe would prepare a writtendefense. The court gave theKing until Wednesday, April 24,2012, at which time he mustonce again attend the court andread his written defense.

Prior to Thursday'shearing, Samirana asked for thecourt session to be postponedfor one week to allow him toreturn the money lost by thevictim. The prosecutors and the

panel of judges told the King thatthe trial would proceed and thatSamirana could elect to returnthe stolen funds at any time priorto final sentencing.

The case against theKing traces back to 2006 whenthe victim, Lely Sri Mawarni,attempted to purchase land fromSami rana measu r ing 10hectares on Jalan Badak Agungin the Renon, sub district of

Denpasar. The parcel isreportedly owned by the SatriaPalace (Puri Satria) - the royalhousehold Pemecutan. The landwas offered at a price of Rp. 75million (US$8,300) per are (100square meters). After reachingan agreement on the price, Lely

paid a deposit of Rp. 15 billion(US$1.7 million) to be spreadover three installments. Whenthe woman made a secondinstallment payment of Rp. 7.6billion (US$844,000), sherequested the opportunity to

view the originalland certificates forthe parcel.

T h e K i n gallegedly promisedthe woman that hewould present theo r i g i n a l l a n dcertificates and, onthe basis of thatunderstanding, sheattended the officeof a Notary, GustiNgurah Oka, tocomplete the downpayment of Rp. 15billion. The King,h o w e v e r , w a sunable to present

the promised original landcertificates for the parcel.

Later developments sawformal letters filed by the SatriaPalace objecting to the sale,

insisting that the land on JalanBadak Agung belonged to theroyal household and was not forsale.

The trial will resume onApril 24th when Cok Samiranawill present his defense.


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Aries Mar 21 to Apr 20You're in the mood for some retail therapy on Friday, asextravagant Jupiter activates your money zone. Aim to buypractical things that you need rather than expensive triflesthat you'll later regret. Thank goodness mighty Mars movesforwards again on Saturday, and your mojo starts to return.Catching up with friends fires your enthusiasm for future jointprojects.

Taurus Apr 21 to May 21Bulls can be a lazy, languid bunch. But with Jupiter jumpingthrough your sign, you need to tap into increased levels ofenergy and enthusiasm. Time to get off your beautiful bovine

behind and make things happen! Be inspired by FredHollows [born on April 9] Aim to leave the world a bit better,whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemedsocial condition.

Gemini May 22 to Jun 21With Venus in your sign, it will be hard for others to resistyour Gemini charms. Attached Twins ask your partner forthe moon and stars [and they might just deliver]. Singlesthere's never been a better time to attract your soul mate. Sosend out the appropriate signals, and then go after them!And is it time to freshen up friendships with a bohemian newcrowd?Cancer Jun 22 to Jul 23It's time to shine in the professional spotlight, as the Sunheats up your Crab career zone [until April 20]. You're keento channel your energy and enthusiasm into professionalprojects, and you'll be given plenty of opportunities to call theshots at work so make the most of them. Singles look for along-term lover who has emotional depth and plenty of lifeexperience.

Leo Jul 24 to Aug 23The power of the group is on your side as you chat andcollaborate; mix and mingle. But avoid cutting corners if youare slap-dash and take short-cuts, you'll just end up havingto do everything twice. With powerful Sun/Moon aspectsmid-week, your personality packs a punch as you dazzleothers with your sunny mega-watt smile and positive can-do

Virgo Aug 24 to Sept 23You've got the power! With Mercury [your ruling planet]lighting up your charm zone, use your powers of persuasionto help get others onside. Mighty Mars starts movingforwards in your sign on Saturday, so it's time to revive yourVirgo vim and vigor plus your courage. As birthday greatClare Booth Luce wrote Courage is the ladder on which allother virtues mount.

Libra Sept 24 to Oct 23With the Sun shining in your relationship zone, strive to getthe balance right between giving and receiving. Your strong'need to please' often results in others taking advantage ofyour kind and diplomatic disposition. Perhaps it's time to letyour partner do the pampering for a change? Single Libranslove is likely with a lusty Leo or an amorous Aquarian.

Scorpio Oct 24 to Nov 22Scorpions are self-sufficient souls and can be too proud[and stubborn] to ask for assistance. Resist the urge to useguilt or manipulation to get what you want this week.

Instead, swallow your pride and ask for help openly anddirectly. Your curiosity is stimulated on Saturday as youuncover a secret, find a missing object or unearth hiddeninformation.

Sagittarius Nov 23 to Dec 21Avoid being too hasty with family or friends. If you do jump toconclusions, then you could end up with egg on yourSagittarian face. Friday's fabulous Moon/Jupiter trine willincrease your energy and enthusiasm, so it's the perfect dayfor plenty of positive action! On Sunday, make sure yourgenerous offers of assistance don't end up as empty

Capricorn Dec 22 to Jan 20Conscientious Capricorns are the pedantic perfectionists ofthe zodiac, but watch that your need to succeed doesn't shiftinto overdrive this week. Getting the balance right betweenyour professional and personal lives is the key to beingreasonably relaxed and happy over the next seven days.You're also in the mood to research a topic that has alwaysfascinated you.Aquarius Jan 21 to Feb 19The buzz word this week is communication. Your curiosity ispiqued, and you're keen to converse with a wide range ofpeople. You'll also feel like breaking out of your usual routineand doing something completely different. Variety is thespice of life as you experiment with new activities which [forsome singles] could include a sudden romantic attraction.

Pisces Feb 20 to Mar 20Don't splash around cash! With the Sun and unpredictableUranus in your money zone, you're in the mood forspontaneous spending sprees. If you overdo it though,there'll be serious consequences in the future. Saturn urgesyou to adopt a long-term financial plan. With Neptunemoving through your sign it's time to stop pretending, as youmorph into the real you.

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WA alcohol use amongst highest in nationWest Austral ians arebigger drinkers than theirE a s t e r n S t a t e scoun t e r pa r t s ac r ossevery measure with onein eight adults binge-drinking at least once a

w e e k , a c c o r d i n g t ofigures.

Almost half of peopleaged 18 andover reportsome binge-drinking, orhaving moret h a n f o u rs t a n d a r ddrinks on anyday, and 6 percent claim todrink at this

level everyday o r onmost days.

D r u gand AlcoholOffice data,sourced fromt h e 2 0 1 0National DrugS t r a t e g yH o u s e h o l dS u r v e y ,s h o w sdrinking rates across al lcategories, from occasional

drinking to risky consumption,are higher in WA compared withthe Australian average.

In WA, 23.8 per cent ofthe 2000 adults surveyed saidthey routinely had more thantwo drinks a day, which expertssay increases the lifetime risk ofdisease, compared with 21.1per cent of people nationally.

Eight per cent of WestAustralians drink every day,

compared with 7.7 percent nationally.

And almost 13 per centof West Australians drink at riskylevels at least once a week,compared with 11.6 per centnationally.

The Cancer Council of

W A, w h i c h l a u n c h e d acontroversial campaign with theState Government last weekabout the dangers of alcohol,

said the figures reinforced itsmessage that many peoplewere drinking at unsafe levels.

Director of educationand research Terry Slevin said itwas concerning WA had higherrates across all scores.

"We have almost aquarter of the population self-reporting that they're drinking ata level that might contribute toalcohol-related harm over alifetime," he said.

"That reinforces the vels.

importance of at leastletting people know the risksthey're taking when they drinkat and above those levels.

"Some people believethe State Government isbrave taking on this campaignwhen my v iew i s t he

Government is just the first ofmany who will see theimportance of making peopleunderstand the risks they're

taking whenc o n s u m i n galcohol on aregular basis."

M rSlevin said thes h o r t - t e r mharm causedby alcohol waswell-publicisedin the media

a f t e r everyweekend butmany peoplewere unawareof the risk ofchronic harmfrom drinking.

T h erelease of thefigures camea s C u r t i nUn ivers i t y 's

Mike Daube criticised themarketing of alcohol to youngpeople.

Writing in today'sAustralian and New ZealandJournal of Public Health,Professor Daube said alcoholcompanies that developedand promoted products aimedat young drinkers should havethe same "pariah" status astobacco companies.


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Purnama: Full MoonPurnama, or full moon in Bali isalways a special day for ceremoniesand festivities.

Hundreds of temples all over the islandcelebrate their anniversary on a specific full

moon each year. Since full moon is alsoconsidered as an auspicious day, hundreds ofceremonies are held in all corner of the islandon this sacred day. When a holiday such asGalungan is happen together with the purnama,the scale of the festivity and ceremony of thisholyday is doubled, with more offerings anddecoration than a Galungan without purnama.

Balinese believe purnama is a propitiousday when God descends to the earth and givesHis blessing. Balinese make special offering tothe God in this holyday, give alms, recitingreligious hymn, or set a pilgrimage to a remotetemple, but for teenagers, the JagatnathaTemple in the heart of Denpasar is the only

destination. Balinese also believe that purnamais the best time for making good deeds or doingr e l i g i o u sactivities sincethe reward ofthem will bemultiplied by100.

S o m epurnama arec o n s i d e r e dsuperior thano t h e r s .Purnama ofKadasa (tenth

m o n t h o fBalinese Cakaca lendar o rA p r i l i nGregorian) isconsidered theb r i g h t e s tp u r n a m a .Purnama o fKapat (fourthmonth of

Balinese Caka calendar or October inGregorian) and Purnama of Kalima (fifth monthof Balinese Caka calendar or November inGregorian) are also considered superior.

Lately, in accordance with Ajeg Bali (BaliStand Strong) spirit, every purnama, civil

servants, teachers, and students wear Balinesetraditional clothes and hold morning communalpraying in their offices or schools. In theevening, the street of Denpasar or other cities inBali will be crowded with thousands of pilgrimson their way to pay homage and pray inJagatnatha temple of their respective regencythat is located in the heart of regency's capitalcity.

The religious activities on everypurnama are usually last until midnightespecially the reciting of religious hymn and thepilgrimage of the teenagers to the JagatnathaTemple. Some Balinese also meditate on thissacred day until late at night.

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Kuta Week ly Sports Corner12 Apri l - 18 Apri l 2012 (280)

St George Illawarra lockD e a n Y o u n g h a sannounced he will retirefrom rugby league at theend of the 2012 season.

Young saidat the age of 28 his

body simply wasnot capab le o fturning out for theDragons anymore,despite having ayear to run on hiscurrent contract.

T h eversatile forwardhas battled chronick n e e i n j u r i e sth r o u g h o u t h i sc a r e e r a n dadmitted he had notbeen able to playwithout pain in his

left knee since 2006.Young said his modifiedtraining schedule had helped himextend his career, which includedhelping the Dragons to amemorable premiership win in2010.

Young contemplatedretiring at the end of last year, onlyto be talked out of it by theDragons before coming to thedecision to hang up the boots after

their round three victoryover Wests Tigers.

"After playing a couple ofgames I knew with myself that myknee wasn't up to it," Young toldreporters on Tuesday.

"I wanted to move on."I've been playing in a fairbit of pain for the last six years.

"I think I've had enoughnow. I'm glad I made the decision.I'm happy with it. And relieved morethan anything.

"I'm really looking forwardto finishing off the year with theboys."

Dragons chief executivePeter Doust said Young was an

invaluable member ofthe squad who would be hard toreplace and revealed the clubhad been in talks to extend histime at the joint-venture clubbeyond his current deal.

"We wereon the verge of

talking about thefuture," Doust said." B u t h e

believes he shouldcall an end to hiscareer and his timeat the Dragons."

S k i p p e rBen Hornby saidYoung would beremembered asone of the club'sgreat players.

"He gaveeverything he hadt o t h e c l u b , "Hornby said.

" He p u t a l o t o fdedication off the field to get onthe field each week and I think alot of our blokes can take a lot ofinspiration from what he doeson the field and the way heconducts himself off it.

"He's our forward leaderfor the last couple of years andhe's going to be sorely missed."

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stand, selling ties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Wouldyou like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an

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Grandpa's Drink.There was a family gathering, with all

generations around the t able.

Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet intoGrandpa's drink, and after a while,

Grandpa excused himselfbecause he had to go to t he

bathroom.When he returned,

however, his t rousers are wet all over.'What happ ened, Grandpa? He is asked by his

concerned children.'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had to

go to the bathroom. So I took it out and startedto pee, but t hen I saw that it wasn't mine, so I

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Neeld sees upside despite horror startAfter a month of nothingb u t n e g a t i v e s ,Melbourne coach MarkNeeld reckons he hasfound something to like.

The weekend's 108-pointthrashing by West Coast

to wrap up a horror start toNeeld's coaching careerperhaps promised to be avideo nasty.

But after reviewingthe match wi th h isassistant coaches onMonday, Neeld wasseeing some upside.

Two-and-a-halfquarters of the football hewants his team to play, theemergence of second-gamer James Magner as alegitimate AFL midfielder, andpressure from the club's winningreserves team has buoyed Neeldafter the most difficult start to anAFL coaching career in memory.

"We found some thingsthat were a little bit positive whichwill be good for the players to seein the review this afternoon," Neeldsaid.

"We reckon for two-and-a-half quarters the boys were able toplay the way we wanted them toplay.

"The ball movement

imp r o ve d f r o m th eprevious week. Some of thecentre-square work, there wassome positive things there."

Neeld and the Demonshave endured a wretched start tothe season.

As well as the death ofclub great Jim Stynes and assaultcharges levelled against forwardLiam Jurrah, a poor performanceagainst Brisbane in round onewas followed by Neeld beingdragged wrongly and withoutfoundation into a racial row.

The club then cut ties withmajor sponsor EnergyWatch overthe fallout from comments by thatcompany's chief executive,before they were battered by theEagles in Perth.

But Neeld believes the at

morale remains highamong his players as they prepareto take on another club winlessafter two matches, Richmond, atthe MCG on Saturday.

"The players are realistic,they know where they're at," Neeld

said." R o u n d t w o

we're 0-2. That's notideal, but (the playersare) using it to evolvea n d e d u c a t e a n dcontinue to improve.

"Their role is toimprove and the i rmorale's pretty good."

M e l b o u r n e ' sV F L t e a m C a s e yScorpions have beenwinning, and Neeld saysthe added pressure fors e l e c t i o n m e a n s

changes are likely, as well as thelooming return from injury of

midfielder Brent Moloney andruckman Stefan Martin.

Defender Luke Tapscottwas among the more impressiveperformers in the reserves andmay be in line for a seniors return.

"Casey are three and zipand they've got some players inpretty good nick who we'll have alook at later in the week atselection," Neeld said.

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Cherry-Evans stars in Panthers rou tThey may have beenpatched-up but theSea Eagles still hadDaly Cherry -Evans torely on as the brilliantplaymaker broughtthe NRL premiers'

losing run to abruptend with a 30-0 shut-out of Penrith atBrookvale Oval.

Already without Testrepresenta t ives G lennStewart and Tony Williamsdue to injury and suspensionr e sp e c t i ve l y , Ma n l y ' schances of breaking out of itsrut appeared to plummetwhen representative duoBrett Stewart (ribs) andKieran Foran (hamstring)pulled out just before kick-off.

But it did not seem tobother Cherry-Evans as helaid on four of the Sea

Eagles' five tries -including a double to DavidWilliams as - a timelyperformance given a utilityberth in the Australian Testsquad is still up for grabs, thatteam to be picked on Sunday.

It would also be a bigworry for Panthers coach Ivan

C l e a r y g i v e n h o wunderstrength the defendingpremiers were.

Penrith had the bestof the opening exchangeswith a Luke Walsh 40-20before Michael Jenningsbusted the line open inside hisown half only for LachlanCoote to spill his pass with atry begging.

J a m i e B u h r e rbrushed o f f a pa i r o fdefenders for a 6-0 lead after26 minutes, and the homeside pushed ahead further via

a Jamie Lyon penalty goalwhen Travis Burns was put onreport for a high tackle on

Buhrer.Penrith did itself no favours as it

sought to make amends after the restartwhen David Simmons attempted an ill-advised offload near his own line, the SeaEagles capitalising with David Williamsgoing over two minutes after the break.

Coote came up with a try-saver onhis own goalline to deny Lyon what couldhave been a match-sealer 10 minutes later,but another Simmons error and Burnspenalty in front of his own sticks gave Manlysome breathing space with Lyon addinganother penalty.

The Panthers looked like they wereback in the contest when Etu Uaiselepounced on a Luke Walsh bomb only forreplays to show Dean Whare had donebrilliantly to hold the winger up over the line.

Cherry-Evans then took it uponhimself to put the visitors to bed, a grubbersetting up Steve Matai's four-pointer, a 40-20 helping him lay on another for Williamsand a pin-point kick icing the cake asAnthony Watmough joined the scorers.

Wh i l e Co o p e r C r o n k a n dJohnathan Thurston are certainties to bethe Test halves against New Zealand onApril 20, Sea Eagles enforcer AnthonyWatmough said Cherry-Evans should comeunder strong consideration for a berth in thesquad.

"If he's not there he won't be far off... I hope gets another crack because theway he's been playing, I don't think there's abetter player in the comp at the moment,"Watmough said.

"If he gets a crack, he'll fit in, he'sone of the those players that can fit inanywhere."

Cleary said the way his side folded

in the second stanza was not up to firstgrade standard.

"You hope you can come out andbuild some pressure but we just couldn't doit," he said.

"They showed the template of howto win footy games tonight and they did itwell.

"Manly are the best at it or one of thebest - laying the foundations of a tough winand that's what they did."

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A New Jersey man whosurvived accidentallyshooting a 4-inch (10-cm) nail into his heartwhile trying to clear a

jammed nail gun saidon Friday he feels likehe won the lottery.

Dennis Hennis, 52, whowas revived from cardiac arrestbefore being airlifted for surgeryto Cooper University Hospital inCamden, New Jersey, laughedoff Dr. Michael Rosenbloom'ssuggestion that he buy a lotteryticket.

"I've already won thelottery," said Hennis of Vineland,New Jersey, in an interview.

"I got a new grandson onmy birthday on March 23 and a

week later I'm almost dead. Nowwe can celebrate birthdaystogether," he said.

Hennis, a self-employedbuilder, was working with hisson, age 28, on a neighbor's roofon Saturday when his nail gunjammed and he tried to clear it,mistakenly pointing it towardhim.

The powerful tool wasbuilt to fire 4-inch nails at 120pounds per square inch (8.4 kgper square cm), said hospital

spokeswoman LoriShaffer.

"It was about a footaway and it went right into mychest, right into my heart,"Hennis recalled.

The nail pierced his

right ventricle, which suppliesblood to the lungs, and Hennissoon went into cardiac arrest.

Hennis, whose soncalled an ambulance, wasrushed to a local hospital andrevived but clearly neededimmediate surgery at a traumacenter like Cooper, nearly anhour's drive away, Rosenbloomsaid.

"Imagine there is a nailin the heart and they have to doCPR. It turns a little puncturewound into a laceration," thesurgeon said.

Fog had grounded themedical helicopter but itsuddenly lifted and Hennis wasflown to Cooper and rushed intothe operating room.

Hennis' recovery fromsurgery has been remarkableand he was expected to bedischarged in time to celebrateEaster with his family, includinghis third and newest grandchild.

"We closed the holeand his heart is strong,"Rosenbloom said by telephone.

H e n n i slucked out withknowing to notremove the nailhimself, promptm e d i c a lattention ands u d d e n l yc o o p e r a t i v ew e a t h e r ,R o s e n b l o o msaid.

" I t o l dhim he should goplay the lottery,"

New Jersey man survives 4-inchnail in heart

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Dear Martha,My wife & I have been marriedfor 29 years & we have 2 adultchildren who have both left home.She has started drinking heavily& starts at lunchtime every day.When I return from work she isalready drunk. About 2 monthsago she went to a neighbourshouse & they were drinkingcocktails, I went to get her as Iknew she would be a drunkenmess but she refused to leave with

me, when she finally came homeshe slipped at the front door &broke her wrist. Then, last weekwe were at my bosses house for awork dinner & she got so drunkshe fell over going to the toilet &cut her foot open. I am veryembarassed by her behaviour &have tried to talk to her about it,but, she says that there is noproblem she is enjoying herself. Ithink she is lonely & I don't knowwhat to do. Can you help?Tom

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Tinkler pulls the plug on JetsB i l l i o n a i r e m i n i n gmagnate Nathan Tinkl erhas pulled the plug onh i s back ing for A -League side NewcastleJets, leaving the club indanger of not fielding a

team for the 2012-13 A-League season.

Tinkler's HunterSports Group (HSG) saida n " i r r e v o c a b l ebreakdown in confidenceof the current FFAmanagement" to resolvea number of issues and$27 million in losses left itwith no option but toreturn the club's licenceto football's governingbody.

HSG says thoseissues include the club'sdisputed $5 mil l ionacquisition fee, the Jason Culinainsurance matte r and acontinued request to addresswhat it calls the A-League's"unsustainable financial mode".

But FFA chief executiveBen Buckley told Fox Sports thatHSG cannot simply hand back itsA-League licence.

"The Hunter SportsGroup has a legally bindingcontract that goes through untilJune 2020, to participate in theA-League and field a team in theA-League," he said.

"They do not have a rightto hand the licence back and weexpect them to fully commit andfully honour that contract.

"I would say to theHunter Sports Group they needto renew that commitment, theyneed to honour their obligationsand they need to make sure thatthe Newcastle fans are not letdown."

The news comes just a

w e e k a f t e r t h eannouncement of a new FFA-funded team to be based inwestern Sydney from nextseason, which followed theofficial revoking of ClivePalmer's licence to the nowdefunct Gold Coast United.

"The FFA's financial

track record is less thanencouraging with a variety ofe xp a n s io n c l u b s l o s i n g

substantial money and closing,and the FFA recently confirmingto fund a west Sydney team afterclub owners were stronglyagainst the knee-jerk reaction,"HSG chief executive TroyPalmer said.

FFA's plans for a 10-team league now appear to bethrown into chaos with keybroadcast rights negotiations indanger until a new owner can befound for the Newcastle club forthe second time in less than twoyears.

Less than 18 monthsago, Tinkler and HSG stepped into rescue the ailing Jets and saythey have pumped $12 millioninto the club.

HSG says the FFA'sown report for the 2012 financialyear cites losses in excess of$27 million, with similar lossesforecast in the next financialyear.

"As a keen Jets and

football fan this has been atough decision and I am aware theimpact this will have on members,players, coaches, fans and theentire football community," HSGchief executive Troy Palmer said ina statement.

"I am particularly saddenedfor members and supporters whohave embraced our communitymodel, which has been accepted inso many areas as a successful and

unique way to engagethe entire communityand build the A-Leaguebrand.

" I t i s a l s ofrustrating to haveinvested so much time,energy and money tosave the Jets for thecommunity at shortn o t i c e a n d t h e ncontinually hit roadblocks at the FFA."

Palmer saidwhen HSG stepped in,

the club was "insolvent, had only500 members, diminishing crowds,minimal community engagement,no merchandise programme andnegligible corporate support".

"Dur ing the 2011/12season we believe we turned thisaround to be seen as leaders in allthese areas," he said.

"Unfortunately, having lostconfidence in the FFA managementand its ability to find a resolution, it isclear we have no other option.

"It is about removing

ourselves from an administration inwhich we have an untenablerelationship."

Acquisition fee.Palmer confirmed in a

press conference that the criticalfactor for the decision has been alack of clear communication overthe club's acquisition fee, despiteHSG saying it attempted to organisenumerous meetings on the issue.


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A u s t r a l i a n M i c kFanning won the RipCurl Pro at Victoria'sBells Beach on Friday,beating 11-time worldsurfing champion KellySlater in a spectacular

final.I t was Fann ing 's

second Bells victory, adding tohis triumph in2001.

F a n n i n goutscored the 40-y e a r - o l dA m e r i c a nsuperstar in ah i g h - q u a l i t yd e c i d e r i nexcellent two-metre surf before

a capacity crowd -the gates to thei c o n i c B e l l sBeach shut bylate morning.

Not even aperfect 10 duringthe final was enough for Slater.

Fanning's two high-scoring rides of 9.7 and 9.1aced Slater's 10 and 8.07,bringing to an end theAmerican's bid for Bellsimmortality.

Four-time Bells winner

Slater was aiming for a recordfifth title.Instead he remains tied

with Australian legend MarkRichards.

" I 'm so pumped,"Fanning said.

"Kelly did that HailMary for the 10 and I thought,'oh, here we go'.

"I just caught wavesand I'm stoked it all paid off. I'm

really at a loss for wordsand I'm just pumped. It doesn'tget any sweeter.

After a poor 13th at hishome break on the Gold Coastto start the season, the victorypropels Fanning to numbert h r e e i n t h e w o r l d

championship."I had a bit of a

meltdown at the first event,"

Fanning admitted."I knew everything was

working well. I knew I justneeded to go and simple thingsup. I took the headphones offand had a lot more fun.

"I knew there were goingto be a lot of waves with the tidedropping out and I guess I just

wanted to be on the good ones.You've got to just believe in yourjudgment."

Fanning, a two-timeworld champion, had surfedconsistently and brilliantlythroughout the lead-up.

F a n n i n g w o n h i squarter-final against giant-killing New South Wales surferKai Otton, then beat good friend

and defending Bellschampion Joel Parkinson in thesemis.

Fanning and Slaterwent hard early in the 40-minute final - held after aminute's applause for three-time Bells winner and surf

legend Michael Peterson, whodied last week of a heart attackaged 59.

Fanningposted his 9.1early in the heat,before Slaterresponded witha sensationalperfect score -ending with af u l l a e r i a lrotation landingflat on the waterin front of the

wave."I knew it

was a 10 - assoon as I heardthe crowd gooff," Fanning

said."You know you're in

trouble when Kelly Slater canstare at you twice while he'sactually in the air."

But Fanning respondedwith a 9.7, leaving Slaterneeding a big score to put hisnose in front.

Despite a couple of latechances, he was unable torespond, giving Fanning hisfirst Bells victory since he wonas a teenage wildcard in 2001.

"I knew Mick was goingto be real patient," Slater said.

"I knew he got that startand then I tried to talk to himand he put his serious head onand pissed me off, so I thought

Fanning beats Slater in thrilling Bells final


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Tarrant to miss up to four matchesColl ingwoodkey defenderChris Tarrantwill miss thenext three tofour matcheswith a cal f

m u s c l einjury.

T a r r a n tc a m e o f f t h eground early inSaturday night'sw i n o v e rRichmond.

It was his first game backafter recovering from a preseasonfoot injury.

In better injury news for the

Magpies, captain NickMaxwell is set to return for Fridaynight's blockbuster encounteragainst Carlton at the MCG.

Collingwood's director of

football, GeoffWalsh, has deemedM a x w e l l " f i t a n davailable'' to play thisweekend, according tothe club's website.

Walsh said thatkey forward TravisCloke - who hurt his

shoulder in the matchagainst the Tigers - willalso be fit to play inround three.

M i d f i e l d e rSharrod Wellingham isin line for selection afterserving his two-game

club suspension.

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They declined our request

to explain what other clubs paid inacquisition fees, why we werecharged $5 million, why an FFAconsultant was paid somewherebetween $250-500,000 to secureour licence fee and where ourpayment was spent to thebetterment of the A-League," hesaid.

"Having rejected our termson every occasion, we had noconfidence a consistent andrational explanation for the feewould be forthcoming, particularlyafter inflammatory media

comments from the FFA,"Palmer said in the statement.

Buckley said the FFA had

met with HSG and had "countless''meetings with Troy Palmer.

"As recently as a fewweeks ago we had a meetings c h e d u l e d , w h i c h w a ssubsequently cancelled by theHSG and Troy Palmer. So I want tocorrect the record, because theconstant assertions by Troy Palmerthat we were not willing to meet isjust nonsense.''

HSG said it would continueto pledge $1 million a year to ahigh-performance academy in theregion to develop young players.

"This decision by theHunter Sports Group is not aboutwalking away from football and

we will continue to meet andgrow our local commitments,"Palmer said.

"We will now invest inlocal junior talent and helpreduce the burden on theirfamilies.

" We wo u ld r a th e rproactively support youth andour local community at theexpense of the huge wastage inthe A-League."

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Hawks' hoodoo continues against CatsHawthorn rued a series ofm i s s e d g o a l - s c o r i n gopportunities in the finalterm as Geelong came frombehind to snatch victory bytwo points in front of almost70,000 fans at the MCG onMonday.

Geelong v HawthornSince 2008 grand final:

Geelong 14.8 (92) bt Hawthorn13.12 (90) R2 2012

Geelong 14.14 (98) bt Hawthorn9.13 (67) QF 2011


Geelong 17.15 (117) bt Hawthorn15.8 (98) R 5 2011





The AFL's defendingpremiers won the round-two clash14.8 (92) to 13.12 (90) to extend theirunbeaten streak against Hawthornto eight matches since the Hawksclaimed the 2008 flag.

The Hawks got stage frightto boot 0.5 in the final term afterleading at the last change by 18points.

Two dribbled shots at goalfrom Lance Franklin in the lastquarter failed to hit the mark and thestar forward finished with 2.4.

Hawks coach AlastairClarkson paid tribute to Geelong'sphysical and mental strength.

"When the game's there to

be won, guys like Bartel, and (Joel)Selwood and (Paul) Chapman andthese sorts of guys just will them tovictory," he said.

"We're a good side butwe're not in the same bracket asthose guys.

"Ultimately it came down tous not taking our chances in the lastquarter.

"We had running shots thatjust dribbled across the face of goal.

"We had opportunities fromthe goalsquare to kick it off the

ground and we missed((Michael Osborne).

"We had a set shot from goal20 metres out in front and we missed(Luke Breust)."

Clarkson repeated his strongwords from last year's preliminary-final loss to Collingwood about howthe Hawks were not tough enoughand hard enough for long enough.

"The really great sides find away to win," he said.

It was Geelong's eighthstraight defeat of the Hawks, keepingintact their perfect record since their2008 grand final loss.

Despite the Cats winningthree of the past five flags, the Hawkshad started the season as theoverwhelming choice of rival captainsto claim this year's title, that popularityseemingly vindicated by their openinground win over Collingwood.

But the Cats, who defied thedoubters last season when theyovercame the loss of coach MarkThompson and star player GaryAblett, showed the off-season loss of

premiership skipper Cameron Lingand ruckman Brad Ottens has notdulled their class.

'Under the radar'C larkson was cer ta in

Geelong deserved premiershipfavouritism.

"They ' re s i t t i ng therelaughing down there, while you guysmake great scenes about Hawthornbeing the premiership fancy," he toldreporters.

"They've got the best sidethat's probably ever played the game.

"They've won three of the lastfive flags and they're just slippingunder the radar saying 'We're going tosneak up on everyone'."

Sam Mitchell was dominantfor the Hawks with a game-high 31possessions but had only three in thefinal term while Jordan Lewis (threegoals and 20 possessions) also fadedlate.

Geelong's key forwardsJames Podsiadly, with five goalsincluding three of his team's four in thefinal term, and Tom Hawkins, withthree goals and a game-high 12marks, were instrumental in the win.

Steve Johnson also kicked l

three goals for the Cats whileJimmy Bartel kicked two vital goals.

Desperate defence fromAndrew Mackie and Corey Enright inkey moments in the final term helpedsave the day for the Cats .

G e e l o n g ' s b i g - g a m etemperament was underlined by twotelling final-quarter statistics - theCats winning the centre clearances 5-

0 and scoring 4.1 for the term, whilethe Hawks botched chances with 0.5.But it was personified by

skipper Selwood, who bounced backfrom several heavy head knocks,including a huge last-quarter shoulderb u m p f r o m H a w k B r e n d a nWhitecross.

Selwood lay motionless forsome time, but after a brief spell onthe bench was back throwing himselffearlessly into the action.

Cats coach Chris Scottlabelled Selwood "probably thetoughest footballer I've ever seen".

But Scott said while theindomitability of the team's hardenedstars was expected, youngsters such

as Billie Smedts, Steven Motlop, CamGuthrie and Taylor Hunt enhancedtheir status.

Ruckman Trent West (22games) and midf ielder Al lenChristensen (21), both part of lastyear's premiership sides, alsoimpressed.

And 23-year-old Hawkins,who came of age with a starring role inlast year's grand final, showed hisconfidence and bullish strengthcontinue to grow.

"Now we're starting to seeafter four or five years in the system,he looks like a really dominant keyforward," Scott said.

The Cats (1-1) face North

Melbourne at Docklands on Sundayand Hawthorn (1-1) hosts Adelaide atthe MCG on the same day.



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dropped his pace where I could keepmine so I managed to pass him. I am verygrateful to Yamaha because they have madea big step this winter."

Lorenzo was the third Spanishwinner of the night.

Maverick Vinales, on a FTR Honda,won the Moto3 race ahead of Italy's RomanoFenati, also on a FTR Honda, and

Germany's Sandro Cortese, on a KTM.Compatriot Marc Marquez, on a

Suter, won the Moto2 race with Italy'sAndrea Iannone, of the Speed Up team, insecond with Spaniard Pol Espargaro, ofKalex, in third.

Casey Stoner will step up his t raining afterarm fatigue cost him victory in the first raceof his world MotoGP title defence in Qatar.

Honda rider Stoner led for most of the season-opening race and appeared set for a fifth career victory atDoha's Losail circuit.

But Spanish duo Jorge Lorenzo and Dani Pedrosareeled the Australian in as his decision not to test over a fullrace distance in the winter began to prove costly.

With just over three laps left, 2010 world championLorenzo snatched the lead on his Yamaha and kept hisadvantage to win by 0.832sec from Pedrosa, with Stonerfinishing almost three seconds off the pace in third.

Stoner said his pace slowed after he began to sufferfrom "arm pump", a crippling condition caused by strugglingto cope with braking pressure and which causes spasms inthe forearm.

And he aimed to ensure there was no repeat of theproblem before the next round at Jerez in Spain on April 29.

"We were by far the fastest out there but after fourlaps I was started to get real arm pump, my arms wereshaking off the bars and I was holding on with two fingers,"said Stoner who had been two seconds ahead at one stage.

"I couldn't grip and I couldn't use the brakes."Without that there was no problem to win, we're

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"I put everything I had into attack and I won," saidLorenzo.

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Wallace expected to be f it to face Raiders

on the ladder with a 5-1record.

Ben Te'o will also benamed on the bench again asthe Broncos prepare to contesthis grade three dangerouscontact charge.

The back rower will be

banned for four matches ifBrisbane is unsuccessful at the

B r i s b a n e i sconfident half-b a c k P e t e rWallace will befit to play inFriday's clashwith Canberra

d e s p i t em i s s i n gt r a i n i n g o nTuesday.

Wallace isbattling a groininjury which forcedhim to pull out of training onMonday.

Ben Hunt trained at half-back on Tuesday but Wallacewas set to be named in theteam for Friday's game at LangPark, when Brisbane will seek

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judiciary onWednesday night.

Meanwhile,Penrith five-eighthTravis Burns andSouth Sydneyprop Roy Asotasiw i l l e s c a p e

suspensions afterpleading guilty toh i g h t a c k l echarges followingthe latest round ofmatches.

B u r n sreceived a grade

one careless high tacklecharge for his high shot on SeaEagles second-rower JamieBuhrer, while the Southsskipper was reprimanded for ahit on Canterbury's AidenTolman.

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