Kingsleytakes on the city

by Kelsey Wilkins

Some days, you don’t want to get out of bed.

You’re tired...

You’re grumpy...

You’re scared...

But then, you find leaves.

And bridges.

And geese.

You sit on some benches,

sniff some benches,

take glamour model shots on benches,

judge everyone else who isn’t as beautiful as you,

get a few minutes of StairMaster exercise in,

see some emo quotes,

and ponder the meaning of life.

After your adventure, you feel totally dissatisfied with everything the city has to offer and wonder why you even wasted your time with such filth.

JK, IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!