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Keri and Sheila Move from Tennis Lessons...to
PowerPoint Classes!!!
Why They’ve Made the Switch
• They need to find something to entertain them during work;
• They need to expand their Microsoft Office Horizon;
• They need new skills -
• So they can find new jobs!
• Plus, they need to use their brains...
• Waste not, want not!
Current Work Activities
• Sheila• answer the telephone• listen to the boss
make awful jokes• constituent letter data
entry• supervise retard
interns• water and coffee girl
• Keri• talk on the telephone• listen to boss make
awful jokes• schedule data entry• supervise interns• ensure there is
enough water in the office
Where Did They Go Wrong?
• Teaching is listed dead LAST on this list.
• Political Science: Not mentioned.
• Theology: Not mentioned.
Education Political Science
Theology
Marquette University
What They’re Going to Do About It
• Contact Miller Goss for suggestions• Secure Graduate Degree on May 21, 2006• Read trashy magazines and books• Pad resume
Secure Position Using Extensive Hill Contacts and Microsoft Office Skills
Move Back to Chicago
Take PowerPoint Class
How We Spend Out Year in Congress
0
50
100
Feb-March
April-May
May-JulyAUGUST Sept-Nov
Dec-Jan
Recess
Short Sessions
Sessions
• Please note the light color (RECESS) is when Keri and Sheila are happiest
What Keri and Sheila Would Do if Retired
• Craft• Join tennis club• Learn household fix-it skills• Join reading club• Garden• Host tea parties• Learn how to play golf• Bring lunch to our sucker friends at work• Sit by the pool• Learn how to navigate all types of boats• Go back to school; earn Ph.D.• Volunteer at local library
Thank you for Watching
• If interested in hiring Keri Kohler, please e-mail [email protected]
• If interested in hiring Sheila Holland, please e-mail [email protected]
• You know you can use all the skills they have to offer!!
