Hello!  My  name  is  Karla  Barla,  

and  I  come  from  a  very  fine  

family  of  french  bulldogs  and  

imbeciles,  also  called  humans.  I  

prefer  fine  food  such  as  turkey  

and  french  cheese,  but  the  

imbeciles  keep  feeding  me  dog-­‐

food.  Not  satisfied!    

Any  way,  this  Christmas  I  were  

to  celebrate  the  holiday  with  

my  family.  I  drank  and  drank  to  

forget  the  overly  happy  people,  

called  my  owners,  who  kept  

pinching  my  cheeks  and  lifting  

me  around,  forcing  me  to  dance  

like  a  human.  I  was  humiliated,  

so  I  fell  asleep  under  the  

Christmas  tree,  waiting  for  the  

Christmas  to  end.  It  never  did.    

I  drank  so  much  water  that  I  

couldn’t  walk  and  I  had  to  pee  

all  the  time.  My  family  ate  and  

ate  and  refused  to  give  me  

anything  of  there  delicious  

food,  so  I  starved  too.  Everyone  

got  fat  except  me!    

And  now  I  will  show  you  some  

pictures  of  drunken  people,  

who  were  just  as  drunk  as  I  

were:  

DRUNK  PEOPLE