Kannada Jokes in English

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Kannada Jokes in English 1. hendati thanna gandanige: nimage yeshtu saari helodu. kelasa maadabekaadare muttu kodabedi anta. kelasadavalu: haudu ammaavre, ivarige eshtu helidru ashtene. nanagantu heli heli saakaagide. 2. bhikshuka: 10 rupaayi idre kodi sir. girlfriendge ondu phone maadabeku. santa ka girlfriend: nodi, bhikshuka kooda avana girlfriendna eshtu preeti maadtaane. bhikshuka: illa ammaavre, avalanna preetisid melene naanu bhikshukanaagode. 3. student: sir, ee pustakadalli ishtondu janara hesaru ideyalla, naanu hege nenapittukollali? teacher: adhu text book alla, telephone directory kano moorkha

4. ramu: neenu yaava paste upayogisteeya? banta: naanu santa soap, santa paste haagoo santa shampoo upayogisteeni ramu: adenu international brandaa? banta: illa, santa nanna roommate kano. 5. obba vyaapaari saayo stitiyalli idda: maga, nanna nodoke yaaryaaru bandiddaare? avana maga: amma, thangi, naanu ellaaru bandideevi appa. vyaapaari: moorkham ellaaru ille idre, angadiyalli yaariddaare? 6. boy: naanu hosa mobile tagonde. girl: oh!! haagaadre nanage modalu party kodsu party aadamele girl: party kodsoke duddu ellinda bantu? boy: aa hosa mobile na maaribitte 7. rogi: doctor, idu nanna modala operation.. bhaya aagtaa idhe. doctor: bhaya padabeda. nanagoo idhu modala operation. naanu dhairyadhindha ilva? 8. doctor: nimma gaayakke 10 holigegalannu haakabekaaguttade. rogi: sari doctor, aadare holigeya design chennaagirabeku. 9. santa: naanu nanna hendatiyanna tumbhaa preetistene. neenu? banta: avalu ninna hendati kanappa. naanu hege preetisali? 10. doctor: dina hotel nalli oota maadidarinda nimage ulcer aagidhe. rogi: haagaadre ivattininda manege parcel tagondu bandu tinteeni. Kannada Jokes 11. rogi: doctor, nanage 3 tingalininda kemmu idhe.

doctor: ishtu dina haage sumne idraa? rogi: illa doctor, kemtaa iddhe. 12. rogi: doctor, ondu vishayadhalli neevu tumbhaa lucky. doctor: yaavudaralli? rogi: nimage enaadru aadre, nimage neeve operation maadabekaagirodillavalla :-)

13. hendati: nimmanna nodoke doctor bandiddaare ganda: nanage mai hushaarilla, avaranna naale baroke helu 14. santa: ninna hendti yaake yaavagaloo kopa maadikondu irtaale? banta: aavattu baayitappi "kopadalli kooda neenu sundarvaagi irtiyaa ande". avattininda heege irtaale. 15. doctor: ramanna, oota aadmele nidde maatre tagondralla? ramanna: illa doctor!! oota aadmele nidde bandidrinda maatre tagolodu maretu hoytu. 16. santa: nanna maga nanna maatannu kelode illa, gotta? banta: yaake? avanige ashtondu kobbaa? santa: illa, avanige kivi kivudu. 17. ganda: neenu adige tumbhaa chennaagi maadteeya kane. hendati: houdaa, neevu eshte maska hodedru adigena neeve maadabeku. 18. 1st hendati: ninna ganda dinaaloo kudidu manege bartaanalla. neenu kelodilva? 2nd hendati: naanu kelidre kodode illa kanree. 19. teacher: 1 baale hannannu 5 mandi hege tintaare? student: baayinda 20. hendati: ree, yaaro nanna kaalanna hindininda muttutaa iddaare. ganda: hinde tirugi ninna mukha torsu, muttodanna nillisi bidutaane. Wonderful Kannada Jokes 21. ganda: operation nalli nanage enaadru aadare, neenu aa doctor ne maduve aagabeku. hendati: yaakri haage helteera? ganda: avana mele sedannu teerisikolloke bere daari kaantaa illa. 22. devaru: ninna tapassige mechchide. yaavudaadaru 2 vara bedko. bhakt: modalane vara, nanage niddeyalle saavu barabeku. devaru: haage aagali, eradaneya vara? bhakt: eradaneyadhu andre. nanage yaavattoo niddene barabaaradu. 23. boy: devare, naanu yaavattu yaarigu kettaddu maadalilla. aadaru nanage ondu girlfriend yaake kodalilla?

devaru: magu, olleyavarige yaavagalu olleyade aagutte. bhaya padabeda.

24. principal: college ge yaake late aagi bande? student: sir, bike puncture aagi hoytu. principal: bike bittu busnalli barabekittu alva. student: houdu sir, aadare nimma magalu kelbekalva.

25. manager: namma bank nalli nimage interest illade loan kodtaa iddeevi. customer: kodoke interest illaandre yaake kodteera. beda bidi. 26. student: sir, idenu? teacher: question paper. student: matte idenu? teacher: answer paper student: en sir anyaaya, question paper nalli question ide, aadare answer paper nalli answer illa. 27. boy: nenne naanu nimma manege bandidde. nanaganisutte namma maduve nadeyodilla anta. girl: yaake? appaana meet maadidra? boy: illa, ninna thangi na meet maadidhe 28. santa: ellaaru yaake heege oduttiddaare? banta: idu running race kanappa. yaaru geltaaro avarige prize kodtaare. santa: gelluvavanige maatra prize andre, ellaroo yaake huchchara taraha odtaa iddaare? 29. santa: waiter, ondu coffee kodappa. eshtu? waiter: 50 rs. santa: edurugade 50 ps anta board haakiddaaralla. waiter: adhu xerox angadi sir. 30. boy: ninna hesaru enu? girl: ellaru nanna 'akka' anta karitaare boy: oh! adakke ellaaroo nanna ee naduve 'bhaava' anta kareyoke shuru maadiddaare. Amusing Kannada Jokes 31. teacher: shabdha maalinyana kadime maadoke enu maadabeku? student: namma kivi muchkobeku sir.

32. teacher: oxford andre artha enu? student: ox andre ettu, ford andre gaadi. haagaagi oxford andre ettina gaadi anta artha. 33. teacher: varthamaana kaala, bhoota kaala matthu bhavishyat kaalakke udhaaharane kodu. student: madam, nenne naanu nimma magalanna nodide, ivattu avalanna preeti maadtaa iddeeni

maththu naale avalanne maduve aagteeni.

34. teacher: neenu shaalege yaake bartiya? student: 'vidya' goskara madam teacher: matte eega nidde yaake maadtaa iddiya? student: ivattu vidya bandilvalla madam, adakke 35. teacher: makkale, olleya aarogyakkaagi neevu dinavoo 8 gantegala kaala malagabeku. student: adhu hege saadya madam, school irodhu bari 7 gantegalu maatrave. 36. santa na kudure kaaneyaagittu. aadare avanu tumbha khushiyaagidda. banta: ninage ninna kudure kaledu hogiddakke dukha aagtaa ilva? santa: illappa, nanna kudure kaleduhoda samayadhalli naanu adara mele iddiddare, naanu kooda kaledu hogtaa idde alva!!!!! 37. santa na girlfriend: naavu bega maduve maadkobeku. santa: houdu, aadare nammanna yaaru maduve aagtaare. 38. owner: arey, neenu namma taatana kaaladha gadiyaara na odehaakibitte. santa: sadya, naanu hosaadu anta andukondu bitte. 39. teacher: ninna haagu suma la answer paper onde tarah ideyalla. hege? santa: yaakendare, question paper onde alva madam, adakke. 40. thande: hego 4 varsha engineering mugisidhe. eega enu maadteeya? maga: eega arrears anta ondu course ide. adanna maadteeni. Kannada Joke rogi: doctor, nanage cancer anta nimage guaranteeyaagi gottaa? yaake andre nanna snehitanige doctor cancer anta helida meloo avanu tb inda satta. doctor: hedarabedi... naanu cancer anta helidre neevu cancer nindaane saayutteera. Hilarious Jokes in Kannada 41. ram: nanna hendti jote jagala aadaagalella modalu namma maneya hittalalliruva baavina muchchi biduttene. shyam: yaake? nin hendati adaralli beeltaale anta bhayanaa? ram: illappa. avalu nanna bhaaviyalli tallibiduttaale anta bhaya ashte. 42. doctor: nodi, ee khaayile vaamshikavaagi bandide. andre nimma taatana kaaladinda aarambhavagidhe. rogi: abba!!! haagaadre, ee operation na namma taatanige maadi doctor. 43. banta: santa, yaake ishtu sappage kulitiddiya? santa: india mele bet katti 200 rs. kalkonde kano. banta: hege?

santa: india gellutte anta 100 rs. bet kattidde. aadare india match sotu hodaru. banta: matte aa extra 100 rs. hege sote? santa: ivattu aa match replay haakidru. ivattaadru geltaare anno aaseyalli matte bet kattide. 44. beta: appa, neevu hero hege aadri? hero: adakke tumbaa talent beku magu. beta: talent beku anta gottu appa. adakke nanage doubt bandiddu, neevu hege hero aadri anta. 45. teacher: naavu baduka bekaadare aamlajanaka tumbaa mukhya. idannu 4 shatamaanagala munche kanduhidiyalaayitu. pappu: sadya, naanu aa kaaladalli huttalilla. illaandare sattu hogtaa idde. 46. headmaster: einstein yaaru? student: gottilla sir. headmaster: gamana studies kade irli, aaga ellaa gottaagutte. student: nimage ramesha yaaru anta gotta? headmaster: gottilla. student: gamana nimma magala kadenoo irli. aaga ellaa gottaagutte. 47. 1ne kivuda scooter eledukondu hogtaa idda. 2ne kivuda- yenaaytu, petrol khaaliyaaythaa? 1ne kivuda- illappa, petrol khaali aagoytu 2ne kivuda- oh haagaa, naanu petrol khaaliyaayteno anta ankonde. 48. boss: ninage windows XP bagge enaadru gotta? santa: naanu cricket aadi tumbaa windows hodedhu haakiddeeni, aadare ee XP yaavdu anta gottilla.

49. teacher: electricity illade hogidre, enaaguttittu? pappu: raatriyalli candle hidkondu tv nodabekaagittu. Kannada Jokes in English 51. driver: saahebre, petrol khaaliyaagi hogidhe. gaadi innu munde hogolla. owner: sari haagaadre. manege vaapas nadi. 52. teacher: simhakke hedarada praani yaavudu? student: innondu simha 53. teacher: nimma thandeya hesarenu magu? student: daddy 54. nurse: yaake doctor, sappage kootiddira? doctor: madyaanha operation maadidnalla aa rogi sattu hoda.

nurse: aadare sir, adhu post mortem alva? doctor: haagaadre naanu beligge post mortem maadiddu yaarige? 55. teacher: 1 mark tagonda mele kooda neenu yaake nagutaa idiyaa. Naachike aagolva? student: illa, aa 1 mark ellinda bantu anta yochisidare nanage nagu bartaa ide. 56. santa: neenu aa vyaktina yaake hodede? banta: avanu nanna nodi "ootaa aayta" anta kelda. santa: aadare, avanu olledanne kelidanalla. matte yaake avananna hodede? banta: avanu kelidaaga, naanu toilet nalli idde kano 57. 1ne bhikshuka: neenyaake aa cinema poster na haage nodtaa iddiyaa? 2ne bhikshuka: naane aa cinema producer kanappa. 58. doctor: neevu hedarabedi naanu iddeenalla. rogi: ade nanna hedarikege kaarana doctor. 59. doctor: neevu hedarabedi naanu iddeenalla. rogi: adu sari doctor, aadare naanu irteena? 60. santa: nanna maga raatri poorti book mundene irtaane. banta: aadaroo avanu yaake fail aada? santa: aa book 'facebook' kanappa Jokes in Kannada 61. rogi1: ninage hege gottaaytu, avanu nakali doctor anta? rogi2: avana handwriting tumbaa chennaagidhe kano. adakke nanage doubt bantu!!!!! 62. rogi: doct