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Justice and hope forBlack communities.
We made Puzzle Pop! to raise money for theEqual Justice Initiative. EJI is committed to:
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Puzzles © 2020 Kid Beyond, Dan Kramarsky, Bruce Leban, Christy Meisler, Mike Selinker, and Wil Zambole.Rights to all images belong to their respective owners.
A N D A N O T H E R D A D J O K E !
What do you call a group of dads playing golf?
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“Dad, did you put out the trash?” “Why, is it on _______________ ?”
“Dad, did you ever pick your nose?” “No, I was _______________ with it.”
“Dad, all the boiling water is gone!” “Yes, it will be _______________ .”
“Dad, can I call you later?” “No, call me _______________ !”
“Dad, will you fix my broken pencil?” “No, it’s _________________ .”
“Dad, can you wash the car with me?” “I’d rather use a _______________ .”
“Dad, do you like having a beard?” “Well, it _______________ on me.”
“Dad, can you put my coat on?” “I don’t think it’ll _______________ me!”
“Dad, do you like telling Dad jokes?” “Nah, he’s _______________ ‘em all!”
“Dad, what rhymes with orange?” “No it _______________ !”
“Dad, my bike fell over!” “’It must be two-_______________ !”
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ADHD · BORON · DASHER · DIETER · ETHOS
FONDEST · FRIER · POLITENESS · TIFF · TRIMS · WAGER
Warning: This puzzle spectacular is full of spectacularly corny Dad jokes!
To complete each joke: take a word from the list at the bottom, remove a letter, and scramble.
Write the extra letter in the box on the right.
D A D J O K E S ! B Y W I L Z A M B O L E
C O R N Y D A D J O K E
What do you call someone who sings while they’re driving?
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AF BE CI CK CUS ET FO GAL GE LE LE LE
LT NA ND OU RE SO SO TA TBA UL VIC VO
Crocodile Dundee
George VI
Ringo Starr
Ansel Adams
Thomas Edison
Barack Obama
Mozart
Robin Hood
James Brown
Adam
Subaru
Buick
Volkswagen
Ford
Chevrolet
Honda
Hyundai
Acura
Kia
Nissan
What would these dads drive?
Using the spare parts at the bottom, build a car that’s just right for each dad.
D A D G E T S A N E W C A R B Y B R U C E L E B A N
C O R N Y D A D J O K E
What did the furniture mover say to the art collector?
“____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ !”
ADORED · AGREED · AIM · ALSO · ANT · BRR · CLAN · DECALEVE · FART · HAUL · HOLLY · INN · JELLO · LICK · LOW · MONK
MOW · NEIGH · OAK · OPEC · PA · THEIR · URGER · WRING
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K E Y
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“Pop, what kind of art do you like?” “Dadaism!”
Using the words at the bottom, identify these 12 artists. It’ll help to say things out loud!
P O P A R T B Y K I D B E Y O N D
C O R N Y D A D J O K E
“What would you shout if Huey, Dewey, and Louie threw feathers at my head?”
“ ____________ ____________ !”
KING TRITONThe Little Mermaid
MR. DARLINGPeter Pan
MR. INCREDIBLEThe Incredibles
MUFASAThe Lion King
PONGO101 Dalmatians
THE SULTANAladdin
ZEUSHercules
GEPPETTOPinocchio D
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Disney dads have very full days! Draw a straight line from each dad to their to-do list.
The letters not crossed out by your lines will spell out the punchline at the bottom.
"�%*4/&:�%"%Ç4�%": BY CHRISTY MEISLER + MIKE SELINKER
C O R N Y D A D J O K E
“Dad, what’s your favorite rock group?”
“ ___________________________ !”
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HINTS:
One band is a wordrepeated twice.
One last name is thesame as a fast-food mascot.
One last name is 1 of the 4 suits.
One band is 3 of the 4 elements.
One band is like anappreciative zombie.
One last name is a kind of knife.
One band is like ahard-of-hearing jungle cat.
One band is like anFM receiver in your noggin.
One band is like a noisy flowerbed.
One last name scramblesto DARN TOTS.
My Dad has the coolest record collection. Whenever I play Herbie Hancock’s Takin’ Off,I can taste childhood Sunday brunches... Dad’s perfect omelettes... the melodies of home.
Fill in the artists below to build a collection of your own.
P O P R O C K S ! B Y K I D B E Y O N D
C O R N Y D A D J O K E
“Dad, why are we wandering around this mall parking garage?”
“’Cuz I could really use some ___________________________ !”
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“Dad always has my back. He’s my fiercest
“When I have a problem, my dad always gives such
“Pops is always bragging about me. He’s my biggest
“I love laughing with Dad. He has a great
“I admire my dad so much. He’ll always be my
“When there’s trouble in the family, Gramps is our
“When I really need to talk, Pop is such a
“I can come to Dad with anything. He’s so
“Any time day or night, Papa is always
“Pop-Pop never missed a school play. He’s my
DAVECATO
GRACEDeVITA
AMÉEPACKER
BRUNOFENEMAN
DUSTINGRANDEN
SOSHUFREEMON
O’DELLROME
RACHELEREED
DELISEGROTON
THEOFERMER
Dad, have we told you how much we appreciate you?
To complete each lovely sentiment: find the person saying it, and scramble their name.
T H A N K S , D A D B Y D A N K R A M A R S K Y
Pop Art
A Disney Dad’s Day
Dad Jokes!
Pop Rocks!
Dad Gets a New Car
Thanks, Dad
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... you’ll have to get through one more Dad joke!
Fill in the punchline from each puzzle, then transfer the blue letters to the grid below.
T O G E T Y O U R F A T H E R ’ S D A Y P R E S E N T . . .
H A P P Y F A T H E R ’ S D A Y !
DAD JOKES!
1. fit—TIFF (F)2. born—BORON (O)3. mist—TRIMS (R)4. tired—DIETER (E)5. doesn’t—FONDEST (F)6. grew—WAGER (A)7. hose—ETHOS (T)8. Dad—ADHD (H)9. pointless—POLITENESS (E)10. fire—FRIER (R)11. heard—DASHER (S)
Punchline: FOREFATHERS
DAD GETS A NEW CAR
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Punchline: CARTOONIST
POP ART
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Punchline: WATCH MY VAN GO
A DISNEY DAD‘S DAY
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Punchline: DUCK DOWN
POP ROCKS!
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Punchline: STONEHENGE
THANKS, DAD
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Punchline: VALIDATION
TO GET YOUR FATHER’S DAY PRESENT...
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Punchline:
WE TOOK A VOTE ON YOUR GIFT...AND IT WAS A TIE!
A N S W E R S