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Justice and hope forBlack communities.

We made Puzzle Pop! to raise money for theEqual Justice Initiative. EJI is committed to:

Ú�&OEJOH�mass incarceration BOE�FYDFTTJWF�QVOJTINFOU

Ú�$IBMMFOHJOH�racial and economic injustice

Ú�1SPUFDUJOH�basic human rights GPS�UIF�NPTU�WVMOFSBCMF�JO�"NFSJDB�

We want to raise $5000.So give generously, and puzzle well!

(P�UP�puzzlepop.co BOE�IJU�������Donate.

Puzzles © 2020 Kid Beyond, Dan Kramarsky, Bruce Leban, Christy Meisler, Mike Selinker, and Wil Zambole.Rights to all images belong to their respective owners.

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A N D A N O T H E R D A D J O K E !

What do you call a group of dads playing golf?

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“Dad, did you put out the trash?” “Why, is it on _______________ ?”

“Dad, did you ever pick your nose?” “No, I was _______________ with it.”

“Dad, all the boiling water is gone!” “Yes, it will be _______________ .”

“Dad, can I call you later?” “No, call me _______________ !”

“Dad, will you fix my broken pencil?” “No, it’s _________________ .”

“Dad, can you wash the car with me?” “I’d rather use a _______________ .”

“Dad, do you like having a beard?” “Well, it _______________ on me.”

“Dad, can you put my coat on?” “I don’t think it’ll _______________ me!”

“Dad, do you like telling Dad jokes?” “Nah, he’s _______________ ‘em all!”

“Dad, what rhymes with orange?” “No it _______________ !”

“Dad, my bike fell over!” “’It must be two-_______________ !”

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ADHD · BORON · DASHER · DIETER · ETHOS

FONDEST · FRIER · POLITENESS · TIFF · TRIMS · WAGER

Warning: This puzzle spectacular is full of spectacularly corny Dad jokes!

To complete each joke: take a word from the list at the bottom, remove a letter, and scramble.

Write the extra letter in the box on the right.

D A D J O K E S ! B Y W I L Z A M B O L E

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C O R N Y D A D J O K E

What do you call someone who sings while they’re driving?

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AF BE CI CK CUS ET FO GAL GE LE LE LE

LT NA ND OU RE SO SO TA TBA UL VIC VO

Crocodile Dundee

George VI

Ringo Starr

Ansel Adams

Thomas Edison

Barack Obama

Mozart

Robin Hood

James Brown

Adam

Subaru

Buick

Volkswagen

Ford

Chevrolet

Honda

Hyundai

Acura

Kia

Nissan

What would these dads drive?

Using the spare parts at the bottom, build a car that’s just right for each dad.

D A D G E T S A N E W C A R B Y B R U C E L E B A N

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C O R N Y D A D J O K E

What did the furniture mover say to the art collector?

“____________ ____________ ____________ ____________ !”

ADORED · AGREED · AIM · ALSO · ANT · BRR · CLAN · DECALEVE · FART · HAUL · HOLLY · INN · JELLO · LICK · LOW · MONK

MOW · NEIGH · OAK · OPEC · PA · THEIR · URGER · WRING

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P E B B L E

“Pop, what kind of art do you like?” “Dadaism!”

Using the words at the bottom, identify these 12 artists. It’ll help to say things out loud!

P O P A R T B Y K I D B E Y O N D

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C O R N Y D A D J O K E

“What would you shout if Huey, Dewey, and Louie threw feathers at my head?”

“ ____________ ____________ !”

KING TRITONThe Little Mermaid

MR. DARLINGPeter Pan

MR. INCREDIBLEThe Incredibles

MUFASAThe Lion King

PONGO101 Dalmatians

THE SULTANAladdin

ZEUSHercules

GEPPETTOPinocchio D

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Disney dads have very full days! Draw a straight line from each dad to their to-do list.

The letters not crossed out by your lines will spell out the punchline at the bottom.

"�%*4/&:�%"%Ç4�%": BY CHRISTY MEISLER + MIKE SELINKER

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C O R N Y D A D J O K E

“Dad, what’s your favorite rock group?”

“ ___________________________ !”

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HINTS:

One band is a wordrepeated twice.

One last name is thesame as a fast-food mascot.

One last name is 1 of the 4 suits.

One band is 3 of the 4 elements.

One band is like anappreciative zombie.

One last name is a kind of knife.

One band is like ahard-of-hearing jungle cat.

One band is like anFM receiver in your noggin.

One band is like a noisy flowerbed.

One last name scramblesto DARN TOTS.

My Dad has the coolest record collection. Whenever I play Herbie Hancock’s Takin’ Off,I can taste childhood Sunday brunches... Dad’s perfect omelettes... the melodies of home.

Fill in the artists below to build a collection of your own.

P O P R O C K S ! B Y K I D B E Y O N D

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C O R N Y D A D J O K E

“Dad, why are we wandering around this mall parking garage?”

“’Cuz I could really use some ___________________________ !”

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“Dad always has my back. He’s my fiercest

“When I have a problem, my dad always gives such

“Pops is always bragging about me. He’s my biggest

“I love laughing with Dad. He has a great

“I admire my dad so much. He’ll always be my

“When there’s trouble in the family, Gramps is our

“When I really need to talk, Pop is such a

“I can come to Dad with anything. He’s so

“Any time day or night, Papa is always

“Pop-Pop never missed a school play. He’s my

DAVECATO

GRACEDeVITA

AMÉEPACKER

BRUNOFENEMAN

DUSTINGRANDEN

SOSHUFREEMON

O’DELLROME

RACHELEREED

DELISEGROTON

THEOFERMER

Dad, have we told you how much we appreciate you?

To complete each lovely sentiment: find the person saying it, and scramble their name.

T H A N K S , D A D B Y D A N K R A M A R S K Y

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Pop Art

A Disney Dad’s Day

Dad Jokes!

Pop Rocks!

Dad Gets a New Car

Thanks, Dad

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... you’ll have to get through one more Dad joke!

Fill in the punchline from each puzzle, then transfer the blue letters to the grid below.

T O G E T Y O U R F A T H E R ’ S D A Y P R E S E N T . . .

H A P P Y F A T H E R ’ S D A Y !

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DAD JOKES!

1. fit—TIFF (F)2. born—BORON (O)3. mist—TRIMS (R)4. tired—DIETER (E)5. doesn’t—FONDEST (F)6. grew—WAGER (A)7. hose—ETHOS (T)8. Dad—ADHD (H)9. pointless—POLITENESS (E)10. fire—FRIER (R)11. heard—DASHER (S)

Punchline: FOREFATHERS

DAD GETS A NEW CAR

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Punchline: CARTOONIST

POP ART

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Punchline: WATCH MY VAN GO

A DISNEY DAD‘S DAY

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Punchline: DUCK DOWN

POP ROCKS!

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Punchline: STONEHENGE

THANKS, DAD

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Punchline: VALIDATION

TO GET YOUR FATHER’S DAY PRESENT...

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Punchline:

WE TOOK A VOTE ON YOUR GIFT...AND IT WAS A TIE!

A N S W E R S