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m , Just So! So; 4. h By PiItuc .'There -was a young maid named Clarissa Who worked in a home era" they kissed her But the wife of the same Zt&+ ctX Tt 7? weztx xmI Did'ent like the said gam And now it you look you will miss her. a^ y Its the proper thing for the federal government to raise taxes, but when Governor Murray sees , the need-of doing the same thing for the state, then a few small fry in the newspaper field, who think they ou.t some ice, take him to task for it. a Ws would like to :e, the papers get consistent, maybe it would help the nation. There is a great deal of kick now days on the office hol .er, but the office of parent to this great youth of ours is not elected to office by the dear people brt is ordained and selected by nature, however ail that may be, and these clays of depression and fear, not to mention poverty Sul strife, don't hold forth much of a .. boost for the parents. It can be affirmed that the times are doing better for the children than the parents saw fit to do in times of opulence, or whatever it was. ------------ The difference between a member of congress and the man of the home is this: the senator or congres&-man believes that to balance a budget he rust borrow some more money while the man of the home finds it more practical to cut out some part of the budget that is lose essentials There was a young man sent to congress Who made of the whole thing a great mess Until oneday the dear folks Got tired of such jokes And now the young man is quite jobless. A few more Haw-Smoot tariff measures and there will be ageneral retirement, not of course one that is passive,but effective never the less. It is strange to hear one always pratting about how small the world is and how im2ossible to avoid entangling alliances and yet will vote to completely wallthis country off from the rest of the commercial world with a tariff that prohibits foreign trade. If the editors and newspaper people Fzuld happen to get t heir consistency on straight and keep it that way, they would command a much greater respect of the people,

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Page 1: Just So! So; young maid named ClarissaWhich reminds as that when the bridge across the South Lanadian River was dedicated and named the McKeown Bridge, Ford Harrison, a bother of Lather's

m,

Just So! So;

4. hBy PiItuc

.'There -was a young maid named Clarissa

Who worked in a home era" they kissed her

But the wife of the same Zt&+ ctX Tt 7? weztx xmI

Did'ent like the said gam

And now it you look you will miss her.a^ y

Its the proper thing for the federal government to raise taxes, but when GovernorMurray sees , the need-of doing the same thing for the state, then a few small fryin the newspaper field, who think they ou.t some ice, take him to task for it. aWs would like to :e, the papers get consistent, maybe it would help the nation.

There is a great deal of kick now days on the office hol .er, but the office ofparent to this great youth of ours is not elected to office by the dear people brtis ordained and selected by nature, however ail that may be, and these clays ofdepression and fear, not to mention poverty Sul strife, don't hold forth much of a ..boost for the parents. It can be affirmed that the times are doing better for thechildren than the parents saw fit to do in times of opulence, or whatever it was.

------------

The difference between a member of congress and the man of the home is this: thesenator or congres&-man believes that to balance a budget he rust borrow some moremoney while the man of the home finds it more practical to cut out some part of thebudget that is lose essentials

There was a young man sent to congressWho made of the whole thing a great messUntil oneday the dear folksGot tired of such jokesAnd now the young man is quite jobless.

A few more Haw-Smoot tariff measures and there will be ageneral retirement, not ofcourse one that is passive,but effective never the less. It is strange to hearone always pratting about how small the world is and how im2ossible to avoidentangling alliances and yet will vote to completely wallthis country off from therest of the commercial world with a tariff that prohibits foreign trade. If theeditors and newspaper people Fzuld happen to get t heir consistency on straight and

keep it that way, they would command a much greater respect of the people,

Page 2: Just So! So; young maid named ClarissaWhich reminds as that when the bridge across the South Lanadian River was dedicated and named the McKeown Bridge, Ford Harrison, a bother of Lather's

ii Dont WorryC. Guy Cutlip. Viewoka.

Dear Walt _has ":garle arosa the °pond to sojourn with the :FrogsAnd Walt or has rer Tested- us to don Ita writing togs.So as we take our pen in hanc -and think and bit anti 3 i n* .To force some erudition from this rusty, thinkless beanWe find the think tank uselessrnand Vie'mind -i s just a blankAnd we pis cnfe$8,tho futile, that our offerinEa_ wil` be,.r nk.We teel vie' ce< complimented, in being e l ke d to serve

But we'll do the very best we can, altk ough i,.t1._,ka . the. nerve Now we know the field is open for the use of brain or wit;

But what can one accomplish, when he ha_a.!.ent got a bit.It is just a far excursion from our ordinary hauntAnd so the breaks must be excused as we take this sens el,Qs s jat at.Just lay the blame where it belongs, on Editor in chargeAnd there will be some change, tho slight, for us to be at :.3.arre.

'go envy the old cuss this jaunt to France. 'While we are w }tering in the heat tryingtp_:conform to the depression, he'll be ,XaW seeing the thins we. have

always wanted

to e=ee anc3 oouldenta tt ke the grade. The, I^uvre with its ;fine museum acid the ghatsn3' the French great flitting _about in the imagir: tion. Here, stalked the Muskateersand the ardinal^ . ' s Guard; here Catherine, the Florentine mused anal wb contrivethe massacre of Ste Bartholomew., The Sixteenth Louis t and th y; haughty A ,,trian caA-•sort and further back the the Crafty Richelieu and Louis, the Magnificent. And herethe Drakes de Guise stalked about and-4 ee d, of war and woman's love. Here the GreatNapoleon mused upon his battles and wooed his Josephine. Here may also be found thegreat masters' work ,in all the- arts. And further on tk e . ate of the Bastile, thegr.eat ;p qLttioal_ prison of Europe, 'the Seine,_ ,threading 'i to wV--, , through, the city, xs

on whose banks 3Qap leon walked and fused and oontezApl ed ss,icidi y And the yu.ai4tstreets where marched the mob that wrested authority from the weak Monarch, and wherethe heartlesa"llobespiere and the CraftyMarat, and the dauntless Danton preached theirsongs of hate and revenge and where the eloquent I r*beau sought to turn the mob from

thy. quoet' of.rte• Aztonette's head..... The -fast_ moving picture,-. of, :-the . _Reigiv-.of Terror.A visit to : she. stage~ . of eiich -;hi starry. rror -aril was,, France- .and. ie, aio t r.

Prewar days and warvdaya are represented ones again– we have the five cent cigarand the .three cent .staagpe

$

Nothing is safe in these :Lays of depression, a scientist has now broken the atom.

Speaking of choosers, the .niftie.st little non–shoos r. wws Calyi

Dick Elam of the Wewoka Times–Democrat has at last • ,taken a stand, he is againstJustice Clark for the Supreme Court. ''his action brings a faint hope that LutherHarrison and Tom D. McKeown may yet take a definite stand on some public quo-It

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Which reminds as that when the bridge across the South Lanadian River was dedicatedand named the McKeown Bridge, Ford Harrison, a bother of Lather's and a very positivecharacter wrote in his Allen paper that . the -ohoicxe of name for the bridge was themoss appropriate possible for Mc}eown had straddled every public question in thtefourth congressional district :except the South_ Qana.dian.

Some absent minded 'scientist tells us that only the female wasp- his a sting. l'he` -trouble with us is we cannot tell which is male and which female d , oo, . 'ru _ -ndisposition might ge't us into trouble.

• There was a young man named BorahVho says that he feels rather sore-sh .`For the Republican' plankAbout whiskey is rankAnd was written,no doubt, by Dumb Dora;--

not This Senator Borah isIsatiafied wi h the Republican platform a-tall.. Well, well,if

or chairman of -foreign relations committee carntot understand dilomatio language whatare we really going- to do about its phis platform-thing is just h little 'diplomat cex:;hange between the great, republican party to'the "sometimes voters and'was notintended to be understood, much less` men something..

Those` who are so- strenuously preparing to fight G verno'rs i'nooxie tart bill should-have , the prize for 'the chief optomists.- The must be expecting -some heavy" come;"The grand old republi=can propperity will take care of the situMion.

We have always known that: a Man's friends were the beet thing 1n 'this hife, butwe sure do begrudge Jimmie :Wa kter the-type of help-fu.l 'friends he possesses,' '. OUi'friends give us the "glad Hand" but we are constrained to believe their check writingarmis broken.

An exchange states that parrots now days sign instead of ouss.-If-its singing,allright but if it "crooning" we hasten to say we like the old things the best. Agood tosser now and then is helpful, bat-a arolmer is an abomination in the eight ofboth God and man.

And there are two other things we would like for some helpful soul to eliminate fromthe radi e: ' f..e ` etatio and--the ' oopyv right : amber s. °' e

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We are an emotional people. Our greatest effort is extended toward thepreservation, aid and assistance of the mentally and physically unfit. Our manysystems of charitable undertakings are but a sop to the unfit, to those who underthe most favorable circumstances will never render a service to the human family.The greatest human trait is to seek the line of least- resistance in providingsustainanoe and when the necessity is removed by questionable charitable institutionsto provide for one's self the subject is weakened. Strength is engendered by anecessitous ttfs circumstance, remove it and the subject is weakened to the sameextent. `yhese times are strengthening, axe calculated to bring forth sturdycharacters.

We are enclined to desire a few ideas smeared around through our conversation withour fellow man. Just a chatter of words devoid of ideas does not make conversationalthough there is a number of our friends who seem to think id does.

There was a young lady who chatteredAbout things that were real assinineNever uttered a *b dgkt that 'een smatteredOf a thought that was real genuine.

And she died, and started. that jour ayThat laststhrough eternity;You can guess where this jaunt carried sister?Oh; Nell, that's where she ought to be.

No home I s free from danger from the ad valorem tax.And you loose your disposition as your souls with anger waxBat when yourvote can save your home and farm, too, without doubtYou simply vote against it, cause. Bill Murray itkought it out.

•You just listen to the papers as they rant with vengence vileAgainst a limitation that will save your home a while;XQd go and vote your spite against a th ing that's for your goodThen cuss yourself for doing it, while chewing of your cud.

You'd better take a fool's aviee and pat that limit onFor you'll surely wish you'd done it, when your worldly goods are gone.You better take this only ohance to give yourself a liftAnd vote to LIMIT taxes on next July the fifth.

Some rant around and say that a majority of the voters -in a school district--can-._never be prev3.Iled upon to go out and vote the extra mills for school purposes. Wethought this was a government of the majority en they rust do so, they will,donttget frightened about the people not doing so. We raise the devil about high taxes onour properties and then when we get a chance to lower them and restrict the officialspenders we dont do it. We ought to be stung. And another thing, if the presentsystem of ad valorum confistication gene of properties goes on, the schoolscannot be maintained. These :lays of stress call for a curb on things generally andsuch a constitutional limitation will save properties.

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Dont Worry.C.Guy Cutup,

ofWEWOKA.

Early Morning.

The graceful Mocking Bird, in spirals gay,

Wheels to the top most tip of the yard's Blue spruce

And taxapzxkkckagxmug light heartedly welcomes the day

In a burst of song; telling its rapture profuse.

And the old Blue Jay with its raucous cry

Swings down to the lilly pone for a morning dip

And arrogantly i skkazaxits flickers a haughty eye

On each new arrival; uttering a warning quip.

And the shy brown thursb, in its furtive way

Darts in and out of the near by bush

And shuns all neighbors, both brash and gay,

Utterings itscry in a kindly. skankz Hush

And the Jenny Wren, in a voice that is glad

Sends forth a song filled with boundless gleez

That seems to say: " Row can one be sa ?

.Come, join in life's eostacy with me."

Aid the Cardinal Red bird in colors bright

Approaches the throng in a apriightly mode

And offers his song, and a beautiful sight,

To attract attention to his handsome vogue.

And a horde of sparrows, with words of abuse,

oop down in the throng and try to incite

A conflict And with manner far from being abstruse

Give their challenge to all and exhibit their might.

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Then the sun come up, sending a brilliant ray

To dispel the group to their various chores,departs from this hour of play;

And eaehj ,faak1xxawaapzzttxata=xaatyAll, save the sparrows, the churlish bores.

But the sparrows stay on, in the morning's din,

To add their noise and combative dissension

To the discords aroused by the duties of men.

They just fight and dispute in eternal contention.

It should not be supposed that it habitual, this viewing the

coming of day, to one who is more addicted to repose. It was just a

chance superimposed by our penchant for "Little Orderlies"`.

Lr

Your old friend, Rufe Hoskins remarked to me, that the mightiest

pessimist is the one who provides his car with a "defroster* during

the summermonths.

-r --T 1

The naughty little sparrow goes up the water spout

Along come the rain and drives the little devil out.

The sun comes out, and drives away the rain;

And the dirty little devil goes up the spout again.

If men possessed the apparent determination and vim of the English

sparrow there would certainly be no need of the present day charity

endeavors. Depression cuts no figure with this little warrior of the

feathered gentry. His troubles are many, and he makes many that he

could get out of,. His wants are many

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I've been envited, by one who knows,Good. wri tiza . So here goes.

The patient public must be patient stillbile 'Walt of huntins gets his fill.

1^hile battin:; for Halt I feel that all

Will dispise my effort bVrprize r r gallBut the time for hunting will soon be past

e d surcease from bush drivvle will come .:,t last,

So keel your tempers, maintain the peacex1 limited talent will very soon cease

Perhaps such y -.,f-aorts •>, this may cause you 'to haltnd give more ,oreciation and uti;en ion to '(alt.

For we all can 't be, poets, th,--,t is a cinch^Aaad if I get' by -phis effort and escape Jude Lynch

I'll promise se the v ror ld,' .. s I promise myself.Phis poetin; business will be laid on the shelfa

You may hr ye noticed and. maybe not, but tie above virgin effort isvery blank v rse, not in construction,perhaps, but in thought.

Par ;uin: , the subject further reminds me that` I never did like ' thi chuntiig business much anyway. . great big,healtt y, stealthy sneekirig,tricky man going out loaded do ; r .. w.ith eanplenents of war,'chew:i? ;tobaceoing,'ma.kins`' etc',' to snare, entrap,shoot,kill and otherlviseendeavor !;o exterminate some little rild thing; of nature, who .h. done'

h"i4.4o any one, .41d particularly the hunter. That natural ten :cncy.kifl1 nevi orop p ed out- :.ith me against the ciild thin,~:, of 1i.Le,

bey z.4 theYl ay . :. me entirely .lone :.nd unmolested. But the urge to doFi COQ S ^,LS ^' iS4 1',k' ea °,•i^1^1'^ 3^5u"T^^ 6,^ ^p7F^

s

r

precincts offs office at a Limn when isy o1 :^ u -h occa^

/,s fons ^„^ the last seldom hc.^o^ens to me for ^...e lazy za^JOSx^;lon

is .;'household. °word, and p o^etty well kn wn out over the City of Wewoka.

And main there must be butch,?rs anyway, sp `shy interfere with their

pursuit of a chosen avocation?

The other day I was driving y fainil J bast, f ion the mount vixts .ofColorado when .the old' lexpense account went to the bad. Having someurgent matters in court at Vetiwoka I wired Judge Crump " kung; up. ,V=acuumtank busted.Pass my matters." And he did pass them, after announcingto the bar that I had had. a serious accident in Kansas and. got myhead broy::.en.

Tie treraenc{uou s ',.c veloewnent and throngs of thousands at geminolesister city to 'A'ewoka, in aeminole county, reminds one of the startingof that thrifty village yours ago In those days there were threejusticeso.f the peace in the town. judges -enith, i oC nts and Hoffman.One day Ju It e Hoffman ernbibc:d soraewhatly of -she nectar that makes cornfamous end_ ov_.rstep,ed the bounds of temp rante. A friend notified himthat his bvD'kker justiceso the _peace, smith and LbCan.ts, each had.warrants out for his arrest' He issrnediately hied himself to l is,office;filed a charge o_7' drub kex .ess,plead guilty; assessed a.fine of . 25,00,which he isaaediately re ?fitted; assessed a jail sentence of thirty dayson -the county. °oad end taking what remained of the afores ca>id. nectarbeat it out to the road . gang north of town' As soon as the nectar gaveout his enthusiasm for the strict punishment accorda.ngtto law subsidedand he carne back to town and again entered . notation on his justicedocket to this effects"Aefendant paroled pending ;cod behc vorP .must- - e p rremisem i' liemakevaritten report each week of his conduo in th

' faithfull y, made, the reports to himself,irhich are a matter of recoDd,some considerable time' I have often thought that this Was

carryin:_ the law a little too far.,

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Rufe Hoskins, to whom 'iA18Z defers so much, is the saciie fellow: whoasked ,3.f a football coach had. wheels.

Reding me that my old friend Bud -6rin'sfield, erstwhile townmarshall ofrVewoka, told me he was out to a party the oth r nightwhere the urgent ..;nest was 'for the festive Jack and at which said'party beer was served together with the refreshments,or thereabouts,and that there was no kick iii thin beer, but Cher.-: Bras in him then he . fo

found that there was no kick in the beer. In other words Bud furnishedthe kick.'

queen Marie is no chicken, that's plain to be seenAnd our enthuoiasm for Royalty whether stout o^ more lean

Dona amount to laach.3 But our offer of cashFor that press ,gent man she possesses,is rash.

He's a bird.,he's a pippen,He's a smash and a; scream,So it dont matter much whether she's fat or she's lean,

In fact Yore were never much at growing enthused over . just one Ueen ata time. n the trials of ehdur: nee we have often attended, not, lessthan Three queens would be of much benefit. - And we wager right .hereand now th.,t the press of the country,taken individually., vould givemore to see three ueen.s on etertin pastboard cards that the.

z.... public i 1i11 ever deliver up for to hear ono queen ©rte, or.thereabo

._

iau e d kin: called me over the. ohone ,to say that i_ the women ofOJ

the land. spent as mach time beautifying their minis as whey • o theirfaces -this , nation of ours.' oai show a great iisplovea nts in the nextgeneration or two. e"wss glad'to hear from itu." e

The f._:.i'Ehful ; iig,h-Lin; p rdiier and Lhe Princess of the hou eholdreturned. from Colorado with two Pekinese dogs. They are a puxzle tolae;darlL .l. if can tell whether they are b`.rhin;' or choking. At -WantI'm 'ike he little girl who saw '.hea ,, she sail. she liked them bettertiL.., 2 she .id dogs.

he little pronoun I is the,nno.st overworked little friend in the

entire lanSua_ e. I have several' friend ( besides ii self) .the . reenraptured with its use . In Tact they have had eye trouble aver since

knew them " I did this, and I d1l that+Vou know''• In fast they ccuispill more autobiography in a..short social visit than a score of greatmen coul d write of their lives in a century. The editing of %1iscoluLm reminds me of them- It gives one . t;kx ch ;no•; to enjoy repeatedreference to oneself without the danger of the reading public gettingbackalii,n as strong as 'a few friends might' o if -trhe, saae liberty weretaken in convey ation with them. But after all the somewhat hhmanxrace, as al.t would s ', is about the same everywhere ' and in al.lclasses. They r.,.1l like to refer to themselves and everyone •gill o togreat lengths to set their names in print. ' 'given as Ih_.ve here :lone•Taking chsnoe's on the publics god nature by perpetrating upon'hemthe .UOv Z4 roCe;o1ng ZEIZZd%. tx requires the stuff that heroes aremade of. ':Which e minds me that my time is up, and closing a paragraphwith ,a .preposition may or mar not put me in , the ola s °*pith the latePrssidbnt 'Wilson. Out of the abudence o i• precaution for who next fort-night or two Isshall keep the old home securely locked. n practice I

sl"ve not practiced zn the p ast? But such stuff as this will make raving, ctr • ',•,

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'e Ho s„ to whom . W.W.M. defor d uo rm oh, i the sarefellowwho asked. if e. football coach hr=.d' Wheels,

miMizi me that uq old friend Bad Brie ie]4, erstwhile town ma.rhalor . "ew^ka, told. :tie to a. , r'ty ',he other night where theurgent quest eras fur the a estiy. Ja rn1 t 'Ghioi i d party beer was

zvv1 Frith the i fr hment o tier hox ;xs, and that there vas no kickin the a beer,, but there wae in him when he found out t.E ._ r was no kick 3n,4 .o be". °In other wor& i. irntshed •the kick of the e , He alwaredoes*

:.w110012 ,its J 1 1 : n CY Ohifl ii at Su k.:;, i L i 0 be SOM

,fl C)tt f r i.^'.o. a.. Jay' "rtt ', t;i .L i'toi t or J4 Le lean0Dozit not to h. a.1'. t 3c ..° C, "tox' o^' ii&sh

• i,"SAJ.' ' + ,. U r.i N r.:.z ;ca .%¢e 3 O.i V«i .^`a ^.+5t y1. d.S #uwa"FeA q.

bixl, ho l e ... ;'li ia)jion t ilk.' : „d1aaa '. c"l% •.,, zu eVI ,

'l it '.fn. !:,. : .t' .*la r : . ub ,,,,hei;1 ^ r i3ho t J £ t o le9'.tns

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'p',, ..n J.\'.4tr. w1I Jet at .)4u Pie 1 :: a often aV"i.t .Le .{. y,,

tb.rr c "j, e+ 'ka :c1 . qC of z n h baua it. .. xit :sae w ,-er i I h t ksre and• now.

'i;.::t;:7 a till ; ord.' .; w1 tila§ eo uZ'iy w<..o 4 ii ;1 Y,L^ 'ss p.'Ye ! re to

see throri aeene Y1 Ft" c.,.. 1 ' iJ ct-1,01 ,3 .•11 'n L'. & Fiul)i10 will ever

as ` o hoar oz u,ee^n t aoa a.

thth I Ir.iu , cz.Ueu mca u, on iae phe "4 tu Leo that 1 th •on of the •

1 Z.-d u .._, ^x"4. " a k: g :^ i j '^ ^ thew:, min n t%ey cao tar rftL;: tee. r ^,

-- - -•...... <:._ ,. .+t..ec ...,:.. . .. tb1. Va- .lti: •eiit .d

.t" : 11ia tiz e Ewa tj ., rw of D.41 ,,911o1d returned •

from Colorado ,: Lth. two Pie dt r;s• 'TTboj lire v. puzele to aae; tarned

I f I <a+. t;11 they ¢L. C3 ?. z At Yea t I' like th3

little g .x°1 .: .ho vaw them, 8h0 ict u3au liked then bettor .' a doge.

The little promnn I i, the mout overworked little : rien . in the entir

„^8.^.'.- q ^. .^,;o. h. , . i.d. `vl3f c... ` ^,^ C>.i..i - xe o n6 e"+p'ured.

.I :: its u.se, la st they h'T,ve &LA I trouble ovr.i : ,.nc I know them=l.I

biora4 y iz oroii1 yi4t than uciu o a could write

i,a w e. s.' Li :7» li j , - 4_•ig 'L phi', (',o,a.u.m } 'bay ate remind

1"4 Or It iesO1L ta33 Wi al v .O i:'.ljo =." 3 atO "ofiUrence to

oa:a t e•. . eau i a'. :: 4 .t:^ :;,n ;`' "Im v . , t ':n^.Llbtrty taken r th e

frieM or a nta*nce in oe*ia 'eation. 3u,t z ter a • . vho somewhat

:^ 'xa x'', , alt . bt ,ti ;{^I the o th ore !. IA, a li

olt s os. !hey ,all like uo .....,' e; v. r...,..i aV :.tj ol3 itl • ;o to

?...t f} ;H GhtI: l IY2 ....at. T.;". i ti u oitc. Tadng

ohnes on the 13Lm' t cr , rks L ! b p ► schtv4.ti:k Von, 'it the a.boye

1 1 cr o njh • F^ .,r trCe a', it , w'4 1+J .^.Cw cL, .,hich.. v l l 1, y. Jh ,7.l ^i ^il a^

nee t ,r t my me is up,?a'.l oloa n; t. rrar.h : i h a preposition, 's

asa bz....,a3*1`^!y raas^,,." t1>” .1':;^yf ,:.?1i ^vLl.+ ...e: s^^ .:1vivA^ `:.^ ::vi;^3^ ^;,'" ^iJ ;?Y' Id9rt.^il^'1iAlY

tJ t of the abudence vi j'sc . tioi. , s r tie u ° ;nt Iit or t' c, I cite;,' .

.S.»€3L;,3 1+ 1 J :3 itok lei. . ' is , : C,. I i. ye Y of practine(I in the

past. i tt ;s .oh az'f this will rr> ;:e .r vin.; $c3, • miMt find

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I've been avited, by one who *Good writing * • so here oe$.s tvteni public ttvt be potion• stillWhile Walt of huntin subs hia ' . I*

iilo battin.; for Wi ,lt I feel that ,sL .

ill I ic,e fig* effort ort b prize n r callBat rah time for hurtiiiwill soon be pabt

}' ^ac' ml- onano rmi 'fr rh r: will .1l come a=.tM list,

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hhi: otir b• ixness will be laid on$ the shelf,

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to death m ► tim obtrusde3 whei world un eloo,r visitor intrudes into

the x '3 .ota of r.:,' office at r^ time wkiexa I ba;;f or ;;e it to be,

$tLah ocoacions as the I! t seldom hag.?axtu 4 £fle 4r to a is zy di apo^•aition

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pursuit of a oLaex ation "

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t cou:s a,1 overstopped Lls bowtth :C tca3csee x1 f r and nOtifiud him

that his ? rothx9 %utic of the oe,Jmith nyk.13. k'bCtto, each had

writs out for' hi p st. Ho is r :di....'t,- 'Lj "dad hi 1 Lelf to his o fio+;l

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thirty s" ru r z the e uzlty rcv 4 . ,nd tc din , what reined. of the r.foreeaid,

nectar beat it oat Wo the row:.., north of tong~. As soon as the nectar

gave out hiu anthuuiasm for ; he Arlo t puniuhrnent acoord1n tai law

*rxbiidod nx^+.. ho io bnek to town cmct entered. t to notation in his dooket*

"Deferment paroled pending ;,00d behavior; mot mr.ce written report ea43h

week obi : coaduo y i a -the prerd sty$. t' He faithitU ly '.made report to

himzeli,wr lob i:, a matter of reaord1for a do*siderablb tti 8e a ere

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By C. GUY CULIP, of Womoka,.

The Skipper calls for volunteers

To write this colume rare

Sp we beckon oar muse and put to use

The beat of our rusty ware.

While W.W.M. is testing his luck

Hunting the festive duck

We will be* for our friend, if takes the skin

And pray we dont run. amuck.

This colume ie known throughout the state

Its excelleire is peat debate

$o we approach our subject timidly

And are prone to hesitate.

We will start our work with a desire to shirk

While Walt is far away;

And we hope no court will need report

This as libelous on him, per so.

which reminds us that perhaps the reason why no more attorneys of thestate testified in the Owens libel trial was because they were afraidthey would be asked to state the rule in Shelly's case.

According to all interested the decision and verdict in that case wasagreeable to all parties involved. Another rw: non why that was a mostremarkable case.

The eminele oil field is a great little makers it made Seminole Grantsthe richest in the world; it made the oil fraternity sit up and takenotice; it made Wall street scratch its head where it dont itch; It madethe Federal government contemplate control; •it mace a new record inproduction; it ' mate Oklahoma ithe leader of all, other states in oil; itma ^e Oklahoma the center of attention throughout the world and it lade eWEWOKA the busiest city in the state and therefore the world.

I'm darned if I know whether I am living in a home or a kennel thesedays, With a Pekingese mother and fire little Pokes that look ikeseals, it is just a dog's life for me. If I ,dot half the attention 'dice.Pokes do I would be the envy o every married man. in the neighborhood.

Ruth Elder sailed three thousand miles

With a lone man in the pit

While hubby stays in Panama

And dent seeta to mind,abit.

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New Fork, and other foreign cities like Chicago and Pittsburg, mayroar their welcome to Ruth all they want to but we are going to continuenot to get excited about her. If she craves to risk her neck for alittld. transcient publicity, all well, we do not object. But we aregoing right on holding to the *of, idea that the mother in the homeis the grandest institution in this world of cure. If all the girlsleft their homes and took to flying around, wouldent this be a helluvaplace to live?

J.p ; RO:5K:lh is occupying the hu ter8e blind with W.W.M. at McAlesterlake for a short spell.

Bad Brinefield,hunter and fisherman extraordinary, said he strung abig fishworm on a hook the other day and dipped it into a jar of cornhiskey and he hardly had it in the water until there was a terrible

commotion and when he palled it out the worm had a five pound bass bythe nap of the neck just shaking the dickens out of it.

Now, since the Corporation Commission he controlled controlled the out put ofoil in the Seminole field and sent it on a decline, perhaps it willturn its attention to the boll wevtl crop in this county,

nax die, for one, kick on Pula seceding from this continent. In thefirst place Scandinavia is the only place it could go, and danged ifI want to go way over there to sell an oil leave.

The Princess of the house-hold rushed into the room' frantically lookingfor something. She said it was her lipstick and she wanted to hide itfrom mamma. Which goes 'to show that the mothers of to-day are keepingexact step with the times., It is said that the man of fifty to-dayis younger than *he of thirty five of half a century age, but thefemale of the specie is twenty five years younger and happier than ingrandmas t s time. Emancipation they call it, we call it common sense,

The young people down at Norman are revolting against a rmltita a ofsilly rules. We sympathize with thus. Somebody has the idea that is areformatory and not an institution of higher education. The policyadopted smacks of the country school. The whole country has gone toseed on laws. Proper education with obviate the necessity of many r laws.There is just one rule necessary down at the University and that isone requiring a certain high standard of scholarship. If that standardis not made by the individual student, then immediately, and withoutfear or favor, drop them from the rolls. The Young people have prideand ambition. Sooner than all others they will find that Jess andefficiency do not go together. Those worth while will make the grades,those networth while will be sent back home where they belong. A higher

class of school will be the result. By this means the student is

placed on her or his own resonsibility. If they want to stay out allnight, let them, but require the high standard to be met. They will soonfind out they met study to make the grade, The big schools of the landadopt this policy and it has met with success. O.U. is big enough nowto step into the class with Berkeley andd, Colombia. If the young peopleare invited to the university with the promise of social life, theyare gain:=; to expect to pursue it within reasonable bounds; but if theyunderstand in the beginning that a certain standard met be made, theirpride will make them meet the requirements.

Our negro help has a boy she calls Daplonn. She says that is all shegot out of her college life.

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