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A man went to his lawyer and said:’I would like to make a will, but I don’t know exactly how to go about it.’ ‘Don’t worry’, his lawyer replied, ‘Leave it all to me.’ The man began to get upset.’Well, I knew you were going to take the biggest slice, but I’d like to leave a little to my children, too.’ When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal has been arrested, we can him a defense attorney.

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  • A man went to his lawyer and said:I would like to make a will, but I dont

    know exactly how to go about it.

    Dont worry, his lawyer replied, Leave it all to me.

    The man began to get upset.Well, I knew you were going to take the

    biggest slice, but Id like to leave a little to my children, too.

    When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal

    gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.

    When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal has

    been arrested, we can him a defense attorney.