Jennifer HebertYou have not one, but three intriguing options for

spending your Friday evening- Enjoy -

Option 1

The First (and likely only) Annual

Bond & Bookshelves Ball

Exotic food, fine wine, fast cars, action, adventure, intrigue, and perhaps a touch of the impossible await…

• Your date speeds you off to a gourmet mealof exotic origin

• After dinner, retire in comfort for your very own private screening of Casino Royale

• Following the non-stop adrenaline of the feature, be even further amazed as your date uses perhaps greater cunning, intellect, gadgets, and if needed, brute force to accomplish a mission many said would never succeed… complete the assembly of a Home Decorators Collection bookshelf!

• Padding and reinforced shoes available should any actual dancing take place…

Option 2

An Evening With Clint Eastwood’s

“CHANGLING”

• Your date takes you out for a delicious dinner at a local favorite• After dinner, trek over to the Edwards Greenway Plaza to enjoy Clint

Eastwood’s latest directorial masterpiece based on a true story set in 1920’s Los Angeles; already a recipient of the 2008 Golden Palm Award (whatever the heck that is), a respectable 7.7 rating on IMDB

• After your movie, enjoy a bite of dessert, cup of coffee, or a top-down evening ride with a cool breeze…

• Top off your night with a choice of relaxing facial massage or great conversation with plenty of time left to recharge before A&M vs. Colorado! No really, to bed at a decent hour!

No the title isn’t a reference to your date… It does co-star John Malkovich though who is creepy enough for any Halloween night feature!

Option 3

Everyone knows Michael Phelps is the greatest endurance athlete in the world today. What only a handful know is that Michael is so busy swimming and training, he simply doesn’t have the time for public appearances and multiple camera angles. So how does he do it you might ask… your date has the answer -- a body double!

• That’s right! Michael and your date’s dirty little secret is that under all of those fancy button down shirts, they have identical physiques!

• Be amazed as your date models the hottest men’s swimwear for you in the comfort of your own living room

• A bottle of Dom and chocolate covered strawberries tantalize the senses while you receive the ultimate three hour massage

• ??????

It seems Beijing’s air pollution was the second dirtiest little secret of the 2008 Summer Olympics…

TEMPORARLYUNAVAILABLEAwww… We’re sorry… our attorneys have informed

us that due to a potential minor misrepresentation of

fact(s) as the result of claims made in this option, we

are not able to offer it at this time.

At least options 1 and 2 look fun though, right?!

Please make your choice and respond via e-mail at your convenience

Modifications available at the Ladies discretion

Dress is semi-casualComfortable pants and a nice top or a (very) casual dress will suffice-Try as he might, you will just end up outshining your date anyway –

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