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by: Simone Carty

Riddle me ‘dis, riddle me ‘dat, guess me ‘dis riddle and perhaps not! What is the one thing that comes in all shapes and sizes, some curvier than others, some more sought after than others, that can always win the heart of a man over all else? His girl? … No, His Ride!!! Ladies, doesn’t it bother you that after you’ve washed, cooked and cleaned, all you can hear is “My car this”, or, “My car that”?

Let’s think about it. A woman gets sick – and is perhaps in bed – what does her man do? He gets her a cup of tea (maybe), gives her a kiss on the forehead (maybe), then jumps in his car and says “I have to go to work.” The Car gets ‘sick’, and what does the man do? Calls in sick at work and spends his entire day ‘looking after’ the car. SMH! KMT! Ah bwoy!

The worse part of it all is that nothing you say to these men will faze them as they’ll tell you that they get more ful�lment from their car than from their woman (as shallow and untrue as that may be). They’ll tell you that at least when they speak to their car it doesn’t argue, and all sorts of ‘cock and bull’ stories.

But, the truth is ladies, we have to devise a plan to win them back. They are ours! Can you imagine(!), when there was no car and we used to take the bus or walk, take a stroll down the street? Hand in hand?! It was fun because we use to do it together. Now, a car has come into the picture. All you hear is the engine starting, and then… “Mi soon come back,” or, “mi a go link a bredren down ‘di road”, or “Baby, nuh worry yuhself man, mi an’ yuh soon mek a

�ex!” What the hell?! And they never invite you to take a ride with them. But, “what would you do if your baby's gone, And a nuh you run him. You woulda gi him bun for the Easter, bun for the Christmas, get so much bun him might as well put it pon him wish list.” A nuh me seh suh!

Ah Ha, you know what it is. Everything I do, I do it big! Black and yellow, black and yellow. Well black and yellow this. Wash your own clothes, cook your own food and clean your section of the room! And why am I competing with this non-breathing element?

Men, we are not trying to control you, but you just have to realise that the true worth is not in your car, but in your woman! She’ll give you all that you desire as long as she can. She’ll sacri�ce her life, health and sanity just to ensure that you are ok, as long as she can.

In the words of Tanya Stephens, “These streets/cars don’t love you like I do, yuh need � know dat! Bwoy, I wish yuh woulda treat mi like yuh whips, Yuh girl’s a perfect ten but yuh Benz dem a only a �ve and a six.”

The Way I see it, park your ride sometimes and check up on your woman. See if she’s ok. I’m sure she’s worth it or you wouldn’t still be calling her your woman.

That’s the Way I See It.

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