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Most bridges span natural obstacles, such as rivers or gorges. Some are strictly utilitarian in nature, serving the purpose of connecting land and people. Others are amazing architectural beauties that accommodate foot traffic along with or instead of automobiles. • The Chihuly Bridge of Glass in Tacoma, Washington, is a unique pedestrian bridge linking the Museum of Glass with the Washington State History Museum. It is 500 feet long (152 m) with its walkway 70 feet (21 m) above Interstate 705. It displays the fascinating glass artwork of native Tacoma artist Dale Chihuly. Chihuly says he wanted to provide something that was “full of color and offers a joyous experience.” Many bridge visitors observe that he accomplished that! • The Henderson Waves pedestrian bridge in Singapore boasts an interesting design. The curvilinear structure connects Mount Faber Park and Telok Blangah Park 118 feet (36 m) above Henderson Road, making it the highest footbridge in Singapore. The horizontal distance is 899 feet (274 m), and the elevation change is 66 feet (20 m) between the two nature parks. The wavy look of the bridge is stunning when lit up at night, and the bridge provides a great view of the city. It has become a favorite destination for locals as well as tourists.
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BRIDGES (continued):• Another pedestrian bridge that provides amazing views of Singapore is the Helix Bridge, opened in April 2010. It is an ultra-modern, curved double-helix bridge that links the Marina Centre with Marina Bay in view of the Singapore Flyer (Ferris Wheel). Double helix is a term from biochemistry describing “the spiral arrangement of the two complementary strands of DNA.” The bridge is part of a pedestrian loop around the bay that adds to the appeal of the city, especially when lit up at night. Singapore claims this is the first bridge of its kind, however, there are two similar bridges in Seattle and London that were both opened in 2004.• The world’s largest biotechnology company, Amgen, has a double-helix design skybridge at its massive waterfront campus in Seattle, Washington. The $10 million structure is an architectural gem.• Also named Helix Bridge is a footbridge at the Paddington Arm of the Grand Union Canal in London. The canal is the longest single canal in the United Kingdom, linking London and Birmingham. This “helix” bridge retracts like a corkscrew to allow for the passage of boats. • Two other bridges in the Paddington Basin area were installed in 2004 in a large, ongoing redevelopment. The Station Bridge is a space-age glass and steel structure with a semi-transparent screen and cantilevered steel deck. It connects the rail station with new development in the area. • The third bridge is truly a marvel. Named the Rolling Bridge, this drawbridge lets boats through in a unique way. The bridge span curls up into an octagonal shape that sits at the water’s edge, resembling a hamster wheel.• The first pedestrian-only bridge crossing the River Thames in London in more than a century is affectionately called the “Wobbly Bridge.” Two days after its opening in 2000, it was closed due to unexpected lateral vibration. In other words, it wobbled, and people were frightened! Following repairs, it reopened in 2002. Now, it is a popular London walking path. The real name for the bridge is the London Millennium Footbridge.• Another big city downtown improvement involving a bridge is the 130-foot-long (40 m) Denver Millennium Footbridge that opened in 2002. A distinguishing feature of the bridge is the tilted, 200-foot-tall (61 m) mast that resembles that of a sailboat, a feature that has become iconic to lower downtown Denver. The bridge goes over a railroad easement 25 feet (7.6 m) above street level and is an extension of the popular 16th Street pedestrian mall. • A bridge with breathtaking views of the Colorado River served as a route for automobiles and trucks for 66 years. The original Navajo Bridge was
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Cats and dogs can be infected with heartworm disease by the bite from a carrier mosquito. The coyote has become the ‘natural’ reservoir for the disease. Dogs are the primary host for the disease, but cats and other animals can become infected, and the consequences are serious. Indoor cats are just as susceptible as outdoor cats!
The good news is that this disease can be prevented. There is no effective treatment once your cat is infected, so prevention is the key. A safe, monthly topical medication is the best way to protect your cat(s). If you have questions please call our hospital.
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Changes in weather are well documented to have an effect on how arthritis signs are felt by humans and cats. Surveys of humans show as many as 93% of arthritis sufferers believe that weather affects their pain levels and 63% feel that weather is the main factor in their arthritis pain. Humans with arthritis often claim to be able to predict the weather based on their pain levels when the weather becomes inclement.
What weather factors increase arthritic symptoms (swelling of inflamed joints and stretching of joint linings and joint capsules)?
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Changes in temperature, especially falling, low temperatures
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causes – for example: chill, damp weather when the barometric pressure is rising or falling.)
In addition, the spread of contagious diseases has a weather connection. In cats, upper respiratory diseases, feline distemper (panleukopenia), and feline leukemia (FeLV) & aids (FIV) have a link to weather and social activity.
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Cats are very sensitive to environmental change and can forecast earthquakes, storms, pollution alerts, tidal waves and many changes that affect our daily lives.A cat’s survival sense is very keen and behaviorists are beginning to study this.
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1. Name the last pitcher before Cincinnati’s Mike Leake in 2010 to debut as a starter in the major leagues without appearing in the minors.2. Entering 2011, how many times has manager Rod Gardenhire taken the Minnesota Twins to the playoffs in his nine seasons?3. Four receivers in NFL history have had three 1,000-yard seasons for two different teams. Name two of them. 4. Duke (19) and North Carolina (17) have won the most ACC men’s basketball conference tournaments. Which school is No. 3?5. In 2010, Brian Gionta became only the second American to be named captain of the Montreal Canadiens. Who was the first?6. When was the last time before 2011 (Trevor Bayne) that a Wood Brothers driver won the Daytona 500?7. In 2011, tennis player Ivo Karlovic broke the record for fastest serve, launching one at 156 mph. Who had held the mark?
Answers1. California’s Jim Abbott, in 1989. 2. Six times. 3. Henry Ellard (Rams and Redskins), Joey Galloway (Seahawks and Buccaneers), Derrick Mason (Titans and Ravens) and Terrell Owens (49ers and Cowboys). 4. North Carolina State, with 10, the last in 1987. 5. Chris Chelios was a co-captain in 1989-90. 6. David Pearson, in 1976. 7. Andy Roddick, at 155 mph.
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4. What city in Florida is the Florida State University located?
5. Name the musical instrument of indefinite pitch, consisting of one or two parchment heads stretched over a wooden hoop strung with metal jingles.
6. Name the African country whose capital city is Dar es Salaam.
7. What do you call the small reddish-yellow citrus fruit that has an easily separable rind and a sweet pulp?
8. What is the correct word for a hand-woven decorative fabric?
9. What is the name of the starch extracted from the bitter cassava, and the sweet cassava? Your mother probably used it to make pudding.
10. Name the triangular-shaped island located south of the eastern mainland of Australia.
11. What is the common term referring to the act of a Government in order to raise revenues by levying charges against persons and property?
12. What do you call the art of preserving skins and mounting them in lifelike positions?
13. Peter Ilyich __________________ (1840 – 1893) was a Russian composer known for his colorful, romantic music and his unusual melodic gifts.
14. The _____________ Dome Scandal during the 1920s resulted from the leasing of U.S. Navy oil lands during the administration of President Warren G. Harding.
15. What is the word that refers to the transmission and reproduction of sound and visual images by electronic means?
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species of this wood-eating insect.19. What country in Southeast Asia used to be called Siam?20. What is the name of the river that flows beneath the
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Are you from Colorado winter statistic:98% OF AMERICANS SCREAM BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.
THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM COLORADO AND THEY SAY,"HOLD MY SODA AND WATCH THIS."***************************************Now, you're from Colorado if.........You eat ice cream in the winter.
It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be cancelled.
You have no accent at all, but can hear other people's. And then you make fun of them. "Humid" is over 25%.
Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and away from the mountains. You say "the interstate" and everybody knows which one.
You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard.
You buy your flowers to set out on Mother's day, but try and hold off planting them until just before Father's day.
You grew up planning your Halloween costumes around your coat.
You know what the Continental Divide is.
You went to Casa Bonita as a kid, AND as an adult.
You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities.
You always know the elevation of where you are.
You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's gonna snow later.
You don't care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still play at Mile High Stadium!!! Every movie theater has military and student discounts.
You know you're talking to a fellow Coloradoan whenthey call it "Elitches," not ""Six Flags."
Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoeveris beating the crap out of the Raiders.
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Nephrite is part of the Jade family and the term is used to distinguish it from jadite. Though similar in properties, nephrite is both more rare and more durable. That is why it was used in primitive times to fashion tools such as knives, clubs, and axes and used in modern times to adorn the body when worn as a gemstone. When considering nephrite whether for jewelry or as a carving, remember that there are many gemstones that imitate nephrite. But the problem is they are not as durable. So be sure and stay with a reputable jeweler or carver when shopping for items made of nephrite. Because nephrite is relatively abundant worldwide, it is not a costly gemstone. The price of nephrite carvings, however, can vary significantly depending on the quality of the artisan. The Chinese have prized the nephrite variety of jade more than any other gem-stone. For over 3000 years they carved flat discs with a central hole, termed pi, from nephrite to worship heaven.
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opened in 1929, replacing a ferry that crossed the river. In 1995, the bridge was restricted to pedestrian use due to the opening of a new, stronger bridge for vehicles. The bridges are side by side and look very similar. They are located in the Glen Canyon National Recreation Area in Arizona; a Navajo Bridge Interpretive Center is there as well.• Ogunquit, Maine, has a footbridge that crosses the Ogunquit River to a section of beach called “Footbridge Beach.” Ogunquit Beach has been maintained as a public park since 1938 and is one of two municipally owned beaches in Maine. • The Royal Gorge Bridge is 1,053 feet (321 m) above the Arkansas River in Canon City, Colorado. The bridge will support more than 2 million pounds (907 metric tons) and is open to foot traffic as well as automobiles. For those brave enough to walk across, there is a walkway made of 1,292 planks of decking, with about 250 replaced annually. Built in 1929, it is listed on the National Historic Register. • The original Capilano Suspension Bridge over the Capilano River in Vancouver, British Columbia, was built in 1889. This footbridge is 230 feet (70 m) above the river and is 450 feet (137 m) across. It has been rebuilt several times and is now part of a 27-acre park that is one of the top tourist attractions in British Columbia. • Canada has another, even longer and higher, suspended footbridge. This bridge, 600 feet (182 m) long and 152 feet (45 m) high, is over Eagle Canyon in northwestern Ontario. While not as well known as the Capilano Bridge, it does attract over 30,000 brave visitors per year.• While not intended as a footbridge, the Bosphorus Bridge in Turkey over the Bosphorus Strait, was the site of a famous tennis match in 2005. Played between Venus Williams and Turkish star Ipek Senoglu it was the first-ever competition to take place between two continents. The 4,954 foot-long (1.5 km) Bosphorus Bridge was completed in 1973 after many years of consideration. It links Europe and Asia.• The next time you cross a footbridge, whether short or long, wide or high, think about the engineering and architectural work that went into its design and construction. Bridges are pretty amazing structures.
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WILMA RUDOLPHWilma Rudolph was born on June 23, 1940, in Clarksville, Tennessee, and weighed only 4.5 pounds (2 kg). She was unhealthy from the start of life. But as the seventeenth of 20 children, she had a large family around to encourage her growth and success. • As a tiny baby, Rudolph overcame scarlet fever and pneumonia when many died of the diseases. When she was four she contracted polio, the dreaded crippling disease that devastated so many lives at the time. It left her with a crippled leg, and doctors said she would never walk.• Tiny Rudolph had parents who would not give up on her. They had also been told that they could not raise a big family on the small income of a railroad porter and a maid, yet they were doing it. • Rudolph’s mother drove her daughter to a hospital in Nashville for tests. The doctors said that with years of daily massages her leg “might” be saved. The “might” was all her mother needed to hear. The family massaged her leg daily, and weekly trips were made to Nashville for other treatments. • Rudolph was almost walking by the time she was six. By eight, she was fitted with a leg brace and then a special high-topped shoe. At this time she was finally able to start school. • Rudolph’s older brothers played basketball with a peach basket mounted on a pole in their yard, and she loved to join them. She was very determined and would play for hours. One day when her mom came home from work, she noticed her daughter playing without her special shoe. She was playing barefoot. She never wore the special shoe again and was walking normally like everyone else. • Rudolph played basketball in high school and set a Burt High School scoring record of 803 points in 25 games. Coach Ed Temple of Tennessee State University saw her play basketball but was more impressed by her speed than her scoring ability. He recruited her to join his summer “track camp.” • The camp was the start of a fantastic track career for Rudolph. She worked hard and qualified for the 1956 Olympics in Melbourne, Australia, during her senior year in high school. She was part of the 400-meter relay team that won a bronze medal. This was after only one year of training.
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