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/ ,~/- ---MISTER BOFFO by Joe Martm
I CA~nml~v£ YOUCAU.E:O "CAR TALK"
TO COMPtAltJ MOUT ME!
-ARLOAND JANIS by Jimmy Johnson
YOU BROKE.
LfWITH GEOC?!-----A
by Jeff Millar & Bill Hinds
I fJ£A~. r ALWAY~THOUGHT OF HIM
At; JU~T A FRIEJJD.'~
• By Howle Schneider
fOR -rW£kJ'N-Ff\,£ ~ AYtPf<. \HE.Y Ft€L lrCXJRffilU
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MISIER BOFFO by Joe~---
,.oR 'ntE WAY PETER,S cuT DoWflI ABoUTGoOO NoTCHES.
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SIR!"UM, "/bUR
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SIR? •.\
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Cy()() (O()LDfST 00 At\)(J\)·~PTH 1f.J'T"tR1}ISW WliHHIM "THAT LASTEO M~ TJ-Wv
iHREE' MIWTES
.-'THE HEARTSToPPINGMENUS •••,
I'M NOTSOREWHAT 1 LoVEMDiT IlIouTTRVQC SlOPS.
\\In
EEKANDMEEK
HE'S REALLY A V~"r'S'1Al.l.OJJ PE.~ ...
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EEKANDMEEK
FOXTROT by Bill AIrien(:r--~-- ,
~IGHTY POUu05OfeuR'~ITY
By ffowle Schneider
l'H1f,J1< ~ Ii Ac;A '"t"E:L£ 'THO~
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II:HEY, PAIGE,CH£CkOUTWHAT I'VE
'i 6OT.i \..~ ..! ..r;;:..-.
MAN,WHAT A
Nl6HTMARE.
TELL MEA800T IT.
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In THIS NEW 1ClfC)f# N8lE GuM MARCuS' UNCLEIS WORI<IN& ON. IT'S MADE
WITH ALL lliESE ToP·S£(RfTPoLYMERS So YOU CAN BLOW
BuBBLES AS BIG AS WEATHER
BALLooNS. THEy'RE CALlIN&IT "SuPER GUM:-
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WE'VE GoT oUR FA.C;ES
GLUED ToGETHER BY1.0 INCHES of GUM!CouLD ANYlIilNG BEMoRE DISGUSTING P.'
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HE GAVE METWo PIECES.I THoUGHTMAYBE YOU'D
LikE To8\NoNE.
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A GUARTER·GRAND?HMM ••• IT'SLESS lliANI WANTED,BuT I SuPPoSESINCE YoU'REMY SISTER •..,
MAkE• "THAT A.
DIME.r
lJ
LET'S BLAME 1'ME
MIMES i 'THE'(WON'T T~LK,
DoN'T Bt; QLLY,JoUN{.ON-
If I mT Y<:lI.R
ProJN I ~DN'TBb QTTlNe;. oNT\.U{. Q~ of
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1'Oto\ORROW,
'fOU BE THE
COMPUTER,
\
u; ANO THE ENTI.RE. STAFF Of~ OUR QUALtN ~UR"NCE! GROUP QUIT TO BECOME1 MIMES./;!i.•.
I'M BRILLIANT. THEY ~ ELeONIAuWRITE. HIGH-QUALITY =,;CODE FOR SIX CENTS :
A. DAY! THERE'S NO RISK! !•••
RED a
ALERT' :. ] !c:>:•
8 ~ WE WAS'TED FOUR..i foI\Ill!ON DOLLARS••: "'T'R,(ING Tl) DE.BUG 11-(E.! SOFTWARE,••i \:;,•.
'l'OU SAVED ONE MIllIONOOlLf\R5 e'f Hf\VINGPROGAAf'\I"\E.RS INE.u:~ONIA. WRITE SOF1'WARE FOf\ US.
~ A~~ "JfJ-
1 MOVED OUR SOFTWAR.E
DEVELOP MENT WORK TO
THE 1MPOVE,RISl-lED
NA.TION Of ELBONIA..
EEKANDMEEK
1H~ aJ6HT "0 BEA .:iJPRRr ~ FOR~ BI6 LOStRS IIV lDVf. ...
•••••••,...•••••.•••~m---
l1RULY eELle.~ ll1ATMOF1H€ /IOsr fMRJRrM.lT1HII.JGS (IV LIFE: IS A c::JXD
FR{tAJD. ,ta\.l'T c.eoo?
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ByHowle Schneider-, I
IM£AJJ'I~'
DJ •••.•.••n;;----vv ••• ......-ni'I'VT--
By Jeff Millar & Bill HindslANK MCNAMARA
AJOS*.~S.IGN'~ As. PI*-~,"~MMl GO'-s. FOR
$10,000.
1'J.\IO. M~'t"S. GOI~1'0 M't' f-,l;P~W'S.
COLLG.G," FI.W, £5U1'1'1-\1S.IS. ~\tJI1',"L 't'
~CJ(.
PA't'It.lG $200,cx:x:JFOR JACKI," o'S.l'oo-rl-\6Rus.l-\
1s.tJ'1'?
by Jeff Millar & Bill Hinds
"""'.tOn DUrrU oy Joe ~aftfiC --
JUNe. WAt;.
HOT. •• HUMID.
SWl:.eTARleSWO~~NKTOPSIN1lI~ PA'i'••.
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~,W~ MeWeR-reMPSI<.INDOF LOOK~PTO ~AN.
(,I~ MOSTOW:nMeRS,He'~FUL(,Of ~R1~5 •••
NO ~ "NOW~ IIOW
He'S HUNGONlll HI~J06 ~ UlNG. J~~UlCKV,1 6ue~.
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lHAT'S /lU) MANSM. Ht'S&~N SIXH~e ~l( MON~. WHOI.f;.
\ MONTll~~WOW!
WIZAHU Ut" IlJ
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ACC.OROING TO1"\'< Tl/"\E ~HE£T't'LL BE ,",EP.E
FOp.. AN01)£R1.1.1 MtNUTE~.
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AREYOU
fINISHEDANNOYING
I"'\~ "<ET1
If..1f AN'(THING i.t"\PORTANT ~
CO""E.5 UP, 'I'lL IGNORE IT !TO PRE5ERVE T\-\E !lNTEG~m OF1'\oIE. \1./"\[- !RtPO~T1Nv 5'f5TE.M. !I
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HE.Rt'5 I"'\Y Tlf'\E 5\o\E.E.T, 8INCLUDING GUE55E5 FOR cicTHE NE)c'T1WO DAV5 ::~o 'I CAN rw\EET 'fOUR ~~~e!TRt\~'( C\.EP.IC.~L ~oOEADLINE. li'
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DILBERr by Scott Adams
IANI\M"NAMAKA by Jeff Millar & Bill Hinds
rANK McNAMARA
II)~A
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VA1' Do YOJ MA~ A V~K, YOJLI1'1'L~MM1? I'LL GI~ YOJ$500IF YOU'LL6R1~ 51; OJ1' A PAIR
OF ~'I'MI"" ~~s.!
tSyJeff Millar & Bill Hinds
V~RY ~ROJS. OF YOJ,S.1R.1'1-\1;~1'AIL PRICE;IS.
$52"1.
'by~Jeff Millar & Bill Hinds
""'U"'" 'YILNAMARA
/JoN WOOlD YouL1~ 1'0 Pu1' 1'1-\1;
t-lAM~ OF YOCReJ..IolCE;00 1'1-\1;
ALL~W-
IF You WOJLD L1~1'OPuR~ t-lAMlt.IGRIGMs. 1'01'1-\1S.FA5ULOUS.~w s.1'ADIUM,
Jus.1' S.AY·Y~s.· to¥JWAto:i?-
.- ByJeff Millar &-Bill Hinds.>
1'1-\1S.~. J.lIJMILlA1'lt.IG.F<W PAID$IkJ MILLIOOFOR~Mtt.IG RIGI-\1'S.IN
D~1'ROI1'.
•
WIZAHUUFIU
THATCH by Jeff ShesOl
I'PU~1t)Rf6~RFCRlH~ GRAD 9CItOO\..
amtANC6 exAM~IUI~S. /
I SEE J.lERET~AT TI-I£~ oF lJ'IMARRIED
MEN LtJDER q() 15 RISING •
O",lHAiS .ONe FOR
~~V1AL ••
ay .,ell IVldCI'Ien1
by Charles M. Schulz
by Charles M. Schulz
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by Charles M. SChUlZ
by Charles M. Schulz
M,{ TEAM IS ALREAD;'TEN RUNS BEHIND ..
NEVER TELL AN ATTORNEIf
SOMET~IN6 THAT MAKESHIS ~AT FL\f OFF..
7./Z
"65,000 SOLDIERS ATCAMP PONTANEAEN~AVE T~E FLU ,I
3-23
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't'ES, I'D CALL ITAN EMER6ENC\{ ..
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"TROOPSHIP 'LEVIATHAN'
DOCKS AT BREST ...10,000 ABOARD..
4/000 HAVET~E FLU"
- - -
PEANUTS
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MISTER BOFFO by Joe Martin
PEANUTS
YES, MAAM .. /5 THIS THEEMER6ENCIf ROOM? WELL.MI{ ELBOW HURTS FROMPLAI{ING BASEBALL.,
PEANUTS
s !o THai 1: C6MEI'
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,UP WrTH 1HE 1:'DE"A ,I I'
TO MAk:E ONLy ,"r:Ir:7'E=N-Q:UA~ Blw...s;!fO 1J.lEY '0 /-\AIlE fi!ii}INQ1J.lINb TO Cl::M~
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HAGAR THE HORRIBL •.
YOUVES'GAltJ~D r CAN"" HeLP /7:/NofZe we~J.rr, Z.:JI}Gi J,DOI< A-r]; 6ee foop AHP:! SA'N
.FIve FblJJJC'6 If
----------~--MALLARD RUMORE by Bruce Tinsley
SLAP,
MAKEJT TWO! I-tELICOPTER5, CHARLES ••lONE FOR EAC~ OF US!i
By Brant Parker ana Johnny Han
TWE::Ufe JAL.APelo ~PI"e~s, AN DTWEI..·Ve A"'''A·SEL-TZ~~5 •••
WE WANT ,(OU TO RENT
A ~ELICOPTER, ANDCOME RESCUE US ..
------- ----- ---- ---------DYDram r"arKer and Johnny Hart
~I,C~UCK! ITS MARCIEAND ME! WE'RE AT CAMP,
AND WE'RE NOT ~APPI(..
• ,"' CRUTORS .'I'NDlCATl,INC
C '''7 CRIUTOas .'NDlC.t.n. INC
MY•.•
THE P~IC~~
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PEANUTS
WIZARD OF 10
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By Brant Par~.erand JohnnyHart
CoMlNe;.Ton;~M'
wrn..\TlMlNe;. •••
NON SEQUITUR by Wiley
VlaY
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9-21 ~
WIZARD-OF 10
:I HATe 10 T5U- You Tlil~, ~VT'(011 ONl,.Y HAV~ 15 MINuTe~
To t-Ive:
C , •• , CiIl:.ATOAS S'f'NDlCAn. lHe
"IS
SHOE by-Jeff MacNeny-
SHUt: By Jeff MacNelly
'SE IS ROSE
IT'5 A THREE-SPEEDTRANSMI5SION.
TJ.lAT WA5YESTERDAY,
By Pat Brady
"C~EA~mAl UP/" i;(
~ 42q7 ....,:'ON"tHE.~lsr rfUSEl.ESS '''UN&;
10 SAV10A CAT
$91-2- '17
t'~UTS D1\;n8,188 M.Scnul~
NO, r 6AVE ~ER PAPERtLP';,~1 'j~_
I ~~"E Flt:T'f'CEKiS .., I
,(ES, MAAM .. I D LIKE TO~ ~~ ~t:t~\.~\.:t:,:mrmr56(((L r KNOW...•
MISTER BOFFO by Joe Martin
ROSE IS ROSE by Pat Brady
•IlIIifIE 11III11:mrbolfoGmrtlolfo.com
TANK MCNAMARA -Sy Jeff Millar &cBill Hinds
TANK MCNAMARA by Jeff Millar & Bill ijipds.'
TANK MCNAMARA by Jeff Millar & Bill Hinas
lANK McNAMARA
'fJ..\G.RE.'~t-lO s.6COND·GUI<.~s.\~ 'fJ..\G.25DA'fAPOIt-l1"~ OF 'fJ.IE. IOO~C£N"f-ol3Jl<.C'f\'JI;
'f~:zAP'~ COLLI<.GI<.-FOO1'&ALL RMlK\~~.
TANK MCNAMARA
\ -rOLl:' '(00 6OIt.l6 PRO ~'{OJR I<.LIGI61L''f'{ WAs, uP WAs,
1'"~ Wt-.'{ 1'"060, I'I<.l.Vlt-l. t-lIKl<.WAA\'fs. 'f0 1"AIJ(..
By Jeff Millar & Bill Hinds
'fl-\\RD DA'fAPOIt-l'f:~AWt-l CUMULA'f\VI<. -rv Cl.Os.6-UP~OF J..\G.l~MAt-l'fRoPl-\,( CMlD\DA'fI<.~.
by Jeff Millar & Bill Hin~
_.
DON'T MIND THE STOPWA.l'CH. I'M TESTINGMY "THEORY THAT
PEOPLE GET DUMBE.R
EVE.R\( MINUTE..
"'V I nlCoft ~uu~t. 1&GRIMM by Mike Peters
1HS RSSUC-TSSHOW 'TJ./AiYOU'ReAl..LeR01C
1Z>SHORTPEOP£E,
GARFIELD by Jim Davis
mt-l6 8'-' ONe, SIX OF 'n1B SiVSfJ"WARFS Pfe~ A Mt,)STSFfIOlJ5 ANt)VIOC,ENT PMTH ••••OF COURSB,NO ONi SUSPeCTS'&' HAPPY,
GIVE ME THAT
WA. TC 1-\ I ,(OUHOG!
mFTER qo YEARS,SNBiZY'SSUSPICIONS ARE
CONFJRMEJ>,
\iARFIELD By Jim Davis -
THAT'!> THE EIGHTHTIME ~UV£ DON'T ~OU HAVEHIT ME WITHTHAT BALL TODAY! 0 ANYTHltJ6TO €lAY
'- Y -'i FOR """R5ELF?~
HOW BAD DID ~E~UJ>J4:RS 6'EAi US;
AGP,\N, PREAC"'~R~
)SE IS ROSE
FIlIENl>S - 9~ ,ByPASS BAPTlS1"-32 ! WITH I=RIE1'lt>5
l.\\<.e."Tl-4EM I w ~ONEEDS E.NEMleS?!
------- -- ----By Pat Brady
WHAT WASTHAT LouD
CRASH?
You HAVEZERo NEWMESSAGES.
1
AFTER FIVE WEEkS ~ aJSYSIGNALS, FIVE WEEKS ofFRUSTRATION, FIVE WEEkSOF TRYING THIS EVERY HoUR
DAY AND NIGIiT ••• FINALLY,FINALLY I CAN CIiECk MY51\JPIDE-MAil!
\~
I GoT ONCOMPONET.'
I GoToNCOMPuHET.'
I
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8LEEEllo°o
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t ~
I HATe.'aA\'HS,VUCK,WH~TS
. 1MAT SMELL. r
FOR 8ETI'ER OR FOR WORSE by Lynn Johnston
THANKS FOR THE
""EETING. HERE'S~Y CAI\D.
},9EETLE BAILEY
OIl' YOU GO TO THeDOUGHNUT ~I-IOPFOR ME~
::SLUNUIJ: -.---
AllAM oy tlnan nasseLL----
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lDAM oy Brian Bassett --
YOU CALLTHAT ANE-MAIL AOOI\E5S? IT'S
E.IGHTY CHARACTER5
LONG AND t'\05TLY~EANINGLES5.
u PEOPLE WITH Et'\5ARAASSING
: E·~ArL SYSTEI"\S, ..
~ ! iELL PEOPLE., '"THE REPLY
:- fUNCTION OOE.SN'T WOR~.~ YOU HAVE TO TYPE 'IN t'\'{
i ADDRES5,- ~:•
By Mort Walker
NOW WILL ""OU HAVE.
TIME. TO PROCESS nY
PAY INCREA5E.? IT'5BE.EN ON YOUR. DESKFOR iHRE.E. /"'\ONTH~.
l..
:IIt DIDN'T IC.NOW 85ECP.ETAR!ES ~•COUL.D HAVE ;
5ECIi.ETARIE5. ~~ou••
TH[~ ISWENDY,
f'N NEW
~ECI\ETA"'(.
I
BEETLE BAILEY
THE LAST TIME I PL.AYEDHEIilE 1. LOST 10 8ALL5 INnu: WATE~
AOM1 by Bnan Bassett
OKA~.A ~~ NolP TWOO't 1'/40 "liMES!
~ WE~lOtl.,. 1'\0:O'~etTlTl5 AM'iMORE.~~ fa(TK~ OFU~wrrn SNAU.0tILPI<al.
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