If any one mention taking The Emperor and his Sons on Jerry springer i am just got to say

i can see it now how the hersay all started

Turns on the Pic caster:

Jerry: hello welcome to jerry springer, todays topic who fault is it when a child goes bad and starts to work for choas. Lets all welcome the god emperor himself (in walks the Big massive awe inspring Living God)Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOBigE: SILENCE..... the room crakels with thunder and lighting and oblitrates a few lesser xenos sitting on the back row. Jerry: Now "E" what did we agree on...... Big E: mumble.... mumble Jerry : what?Big E: iam not to kill anyone ...even if they do make hurtfull commentsJerry; thats better now lets welcome his "Good" sons The the loyal ones

Enter stage left all the loyal primarks,

Lion El'Jonson : posing with long flowing locks by the wind machineSanguinius : trying to get his wings untagled from the stage roof lightsKharn: enters on a trike and flatley refuses to get of itRuss: enters draging the food and drinks table in from the green roomDorn: walks in a with a lego castle his buildingFerrus: try to help mastercraft the Tv recordersRoboute Guilliman : enters scribbling in his diary, mumbling its a good book ... a good bookVulkan : enters and lights a cigar with a multimelta and buring a hole in the wall almost vaporising a stage handCorax : brings on his Jr science kit and sits there mixing chemical and talking to his pet raven

Jerry: Welcome to you all.. er can we get someone to help untangle Sanguinius Jerry: anyway these are the Loyal sons who stuck by there farthers side, what do you guys think causes your brothers to turn bad like they have?

Crowd: Jerry...Jerry...Jerry...Jerry...Jerry...Jerry...Je rry...Jerry...Jerry...

Lion El'Jonson : are they realy that bad? ,maybe they are not all bad i still like themSanguinius : oh come on... i just got that bit free how did it get tangled up again Kharn: just pulls a whellieRuss: (trying to speak with mouth full) i ....scoff nom nom.. think that.... ooo bannas in custard...om nom nom... opps (spills it all over Dorn)Dorn: Hey .. WTF. you spilt custard all over me you litte so....... you know i actually look good in yellow Ferrus: They just wish they could make sharp pointy sticks as good as meRoboute Guilliman : they dont read enough books IMOVulkan : listening to his mp3 player singing Iam the lord god of fire and compleatly missed the questionCorax : sits there reading Edgar Allan Poe: The Raven.... humm

Big E: er guys cant you prentend to be normal for 5 mins this is national Tv..shesh..

Jerry: Errrr okkay then.. back to the topic in hand now we have meet the Loyal sons. Lets Greet the bad sons and find out why they turned on there father

Crowd:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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(Enter stage right the Bad sons)

Fulgrim: ........ i will be in a mintue they havent put enough make up on me yetPerturabo : throws a apple at dorns lego model breaking part of its wall down Night Haunter : refuses to come out till he sees the bat signalAngron : come in on a board like hanible lecter Mortarion : enter a smelly, spotty guy with dirty clothes and a runny noseMagnus the Red : walks straight into the chair..... stupid depth perceptionLorgar : in the name of the father the.... how dare you tell me to shut upAlpharius1, Omegeon2 : we are legion... and we are many... what why is there only one seat for us

one seat is still empty then the lights dim

Horus : striding purposly into the center of the stage lighting crakling from his claws stares evily at his dad and takes a seat not saying anything,

Jerry speaking to a stage hand... er.. get as many secrity guards as we have got on standby and get ready for it to kick off.

Jerry: so why do you guys behave like you do why dont you like your dad.

Fulgrim: i wanted to go to stage school not run around in the stupid mud Perturabo : WHAT.. The Hulk has a great strategy why cant i follow him rather than you Night Haunter : Iam not a Gloomy Goth .... THIS IS WHO IAMAngron : RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMortarion : moving swiftly on..... i hate it when he makes me have a bath Magnus the Red : You never took me to David copperfeild or any magic shows, or even buy me a magic kit for my birthday Lorgar : your not my real dad, iam running of to stay with uncle tazeenchAlpharius1, Omegeon2 : We hate you.. but do we realy hate you? we are tratiors...but are we realy tratiors?

Horus: You allway kept my real family a secret , you never tell me what they were like, also why must i get all the chores when you are at home drinking with your buddies, i hate having to clean my clothes after i have pacifyed a world

Big E: No Horus IAM your father and Mother never existed you have no family but me, and chores will make a man of you

Horus: NOOOOOOOOO, uncle Nurgle dosnt make me clean the dishes, khorne allows me to play those violent video games that you never let me, tazench is a great puppeter, and slanessh has been the mother i never had. take that bit about the family back or you will be sorry !

Big E: stop acting like a spoilt little kid

Jerry :Guys guys calm down, i have a surprise guest for you all, and he has something important to say...

Horus : Mommy ?

Jerry : No someone better

In walks a hooded man gets to the center stage and faces the two sets of sons, he slowly revlives his head

Jerry : yes it Harry hill

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Harry hill: Listen to my words of great wisdom...... there is only one way to solve this ....FIGHT

CLICK...

Eldrad : (to a young farseer ) and that is how the Hersay started

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