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Sometimes I feel fool but not for somethingstupid I did,but for something stupid

someone else did...I don't know why but itmakes me learn more and more about

others which is something I really

appreciate.

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And still,,,

I felt such a fool when . . .

1-I told my teacher that he was late for thelesson when he asked me.But it's not cool to

tell your teacher that he's late,especiallywhen you're taking the lesson at his house !

2-My friend Ahmed Ashraf said that I'mbrilliant in writing,just like one his friendsand that he depends on his heart whenever I

depend on my mind.Well,damn myfriend.Shall I cry and yell out calling the girl

I love so I prove my words are going outright from my heart?I knew what love means

after I bled,my man.Isn't it enough?

3-I found out that I fell in love three timeswith girls who study dentistry just likeme.They treated me as if they're working

american ladies.But they aren'tamerican,nor working...They're not even

ladies !

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4-A girl in the section of dental bio-materialsshowed she was so stupid that she asked the

doctor if she mixed the powder and the

liquid after she already filled the cavity withthe material !I felt such a fool for her that Iblamed myself for joining this faculty for

specific.

5-A demonstrator doctor in the same section

got embarrassed by one of our friends whenshe said that she used a "special technique"for remembering the ideal requirements of

impression materials and that was,,,thenone of our friends interrupted hersaying,"Drawing the patient and

remembering what he needs?",immediatelyanother student laughed loudly because

what the first one said was stupid.The doctorwas about to punish both of them as she was

going to say that her special technique wasthat she drew the patient on "the dental

chair" so she could remember what he needs!I didn't laugh then because I really felt fool

for her.

6-A man sat down next to me in the vehicle Itook to get to my home and he asked me

what I study at Tanta University.Isaid,"Dentistry".He said,"So you study the

whole subjects such as

Geography,History,Arabic&the rest ofthese subjects?"...I don't know why I replied

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to him when he said that but I really felt foolfor him.

7-I was preparing myself to sing a song forthe Cake girl before I saw her when I was

going to meet her because I felt I loved herbefore even seeing her and that song was"Jordin Sparks' Tattoo".I just loved thatsong without being aware of its meaning

which came true at the end of the day I mether !

8-I thought that drivers are like the lowquality edition of people or just stupid

machines driving cars owned by anybodyelse.The day before yesterday,one of a

micro-bus passengers asked the driver to lether get off at a place called "CocaCola" in

Tanta and told him that she's going to buy acocacola for him so he doesn't get sad.The

driver smiled and said,"Nothing in thisworld is worth to get sad for,My

mother".Well,I've to say that that was wise

9-I though it was awesome to be on the landof the pharaohs.I'm proud to be Egyptian

but I'm not proud to be living with Egyptiansof these days at all.

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10-I thought that only pharaohs worshipedtheir kings.Nowadays in Egypt,we worship

our presidents but the difference is that

Pharaohs worshiped their kings physicallyonly while we worship our presidentsmentally only.That's a big difference.

11-I argued with another girl about the nextpresident.Egyptian girls know nothing but

about what belongs to them except for the G-spot.

12-I thought that I'm going to know themeaning of love and have a girlfriend by theage of 17.I did know the meaning of love by

the age of 17 but through bleeding and Iforgot that in Egypt,it's easy to have a

girlfriend but by the age of 24;so both ofthem have already been tired of loving andleaving other persons and that girlfriend is

your cousin !

13-I thought that I was going to be happy inmy whole life.But in Egypt "You're not a

girl...You're not having fun at all !"

14-I went back through my mind and foundout that I really loved three girls in the last

three years and they're all older than me ! To

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be honest,all the girls I loved since I was 7years old are older than me.By this way,I'llget a chance to inherit her before she does !

15-I published this post.Not because I'mafraid of anyone I talked about in this

post,but because I still have other moments-that I say,"I felt such a fool when . . ." when

I remember- to talk about.

To Be Continued

Muhammad Mag-D Bishr