“I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that

I will change things...”

“I am the vine; you are the branches… apart from me you

can do nothing.”

“I am like a tree. I feed the branches of the people.”

“With great blessings come great responsibility…”

“Don’t worry about tomorrow... Today’s trouble is

enough for today.”

“God blesses you when people mock you… lie about you and

say all sorts of evil things against you…

“I am a god.”

“One day the light will shine through and one day people will understand everything I

ever did.”

Don’t let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God, and

trust also in me.

“Keep your nose out of the sky, keep your heart to God and keep your face to the raising

sun.”

“And remember that I am always with you until the end

of time.”

“Those who use the sword will die by the sword.

“Healthy people don’t need a doctor—sick people do.”

“The only thing I want to do in life is help people.”

“You should only believe about 90% of what I say. As a matter

of fact, don’t even believe anything that I’m saying at all.”