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Successful Managers may not always work

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This presentation is a satire on various types of managers 

who survive regardless of all they cause to fail.

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Strategy Manager

A strategy manager proves superb changes even when

nothing changes.

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Quality Conscious ManagerA quality-conscious manager never relaxes standards.

If required, he creates a lower-buggy product variant that

attracts 99% sales!

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General ManagerGeneral managers are paid to hire super-specialists who create

new suitable, high-sounding, distracting themes. Often, new

acronyms and ambiguous marketing lingo follows.

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Corridor manager

A corridor manager provides feedback only when another

person is passing by. The feedback is for the other person.

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Pre-sales ManagerA pre-sales manager is generally paid to speak lies. A thousand

lies a day makes the managers' pay.

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Operations Manager

An operations manager cares for windows its services

regardless of whether the attached door lies unusable.

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Manager’s Manager

The difference between a manager and a manager’s manager is one

changes plans and the other changes folks assigned to those plans.

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Caring Manager

A caring manager specializes in proving the system right, and

declaring the right person wrong.

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Enjoy being with your manager. They are business’ best gift to mankind!!!

For hourly thoughts on various subjects, see

http://www.thoughtperhour.com/