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• http://www.thoughtperhour.com/
Successful Managers may not always work
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This presentation is a satire on various types of managers
who survive regardless of all they cause to fail.
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Strategy Manager
A strategy manager proves superb changes even when
nothing changes.
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Quality Conscious ManagerA quality-conscious manager never relaxes standards.
If required, he creates a lower-buggy product variant that
attracts 99% sales!
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General ManagerGeneral managers are paid to hire super-specialists who create
new suitable, high-sounding, distracting themes. Often, new
acronyms and ambiguous marketing lingo follows.
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Corridor manager
A corridor manager provides feedback only when another
person is passing by. The feedback is for the other person.
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Pre-sales ManagerA pre-sales manager is generally paid to speak lies. A thousand
lies a day makes the managers' pay.
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Operations Manager
An operations manager cares for windows its services
regardless of whether the attached door lies unusable.
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Manager’s Manager
The difference between a manager and a manager’s manager is one
changes plans and the other changes folks assigned to those plans.
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Caring Manager
A caring manager specializes in proving the system right, and
declaring the right person wrong.
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Enjoy being with your manager. They are business’ best gift to mankind!!!
For hourly thoughts on various subjects, see
http://www.thoughtperhour.com/