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ACT UP beaten up Yesterday lunchtime saw the first
demonstration by the group A C T U P
L O N D O N (The A I D S Coalition To
Unleash Power). The group has been
formed to protest at social and political
discrimination against sufferers of
A I D S .
Some 40 protesters gathered on
Whitehall outside Richmond House, the
headquarters of the DSS. The majority
of the protesters were y o u n g
homosexuals and other high risk
individuals worried about their future
in society should they contract the
disease. The main thrust of the protest
was against the reforms to the Social
security benefits, which severely
disadvantage sufferers of terminal
illnesses. Since the reforms those
unable to work through long term
illness are only entitled to income
support of £24 per week. Independent
medical advice recomends a diet for
A I D S sufferers costing £30 per week.
Despite a heavy Police presence,
including 8 mounted officers, the
demonst ra t ion was peace fu l . A
spokesman for A C T U P told F E L I X
" T h e demo was very sucessful but the
Police acted like shits as u s u a l . " The
only trouble occurred early in the
t i protest when traffic by the Cenotaph
was blocked. Following this incident 3
protesters lay down on the pavement to
cause an obstruction. They were
removed to Bow Street Police station
pending charges. Witnesses reported
that the Police had been extremely
violent in removing the protesters. One
man was kicked in the groin and a girl
had her face ground into the pavement.
One protester told F E L I X afterwards
that when he complained to a W P C
involved that she didn't need to treat
them like animals she replied 'Animals
don't take it up the arse, do they?'
The meeting broke up peacefully by
about 2pm and the protesters dispersed
to avoid aggravating the Police. M o r e
action is planned by the group in the
future including a picket of the
Australian embassy to protest at the
country's introduction of random H I V
testing.
Union to protest on loans Imperal College Union (ICU) wi l l hold
an Extraordinary General Meeting on
Tuesday 17th October at 1pm in the
Junior Common Room.
The meeting is to discuss action
concerning student loans. The House of
Commons is to discuss the bi l l on
Friday 20th October. Union President,
Neil McCluskey, intends to ask students
to contact their own M P s and to make
appointments to see them to argue
against the introduction of such loans.
IC Union hopes to arrange a lobby
of Parliament next Thursday with the
London branch of the National Union
of Students (NUS) sending a delegation
of students on Friday to talk to M P s .
The University of London Union
( U L U ) w i l l not be taking part as a
whole, though members w i l l be
involved.
The N U S w i l l be taking buses of
students up to Manchester to support
demonstrations there, under the title
'Fight for the Right to Study' on 18th
October. O n October 19th N U S
(National) w i l l be presenting a petition
to M P s at Westminster. A 'Loans Week
of A c t i o n ' w i l l be organised for
November 6th until November 10th.
N U S hope to set up an 'Education
Shutdown' on November 16th after
negotiating with trade unions.
O n November 29th the N U S aim to
organise a march through central
London, from the U L U building in
Malet Street to the Imperial War
Museum. The march is still subject to
Police approval.
Most London colleges are supporting
the N U S lobby on the 19th. Carol
Hinbest, Vice President for Welfare at
Queen Mary 's College, said she would
write to academics at her college asking
them to write to their M P s opposing the
loans. The principal of Queen Mary ' s
is to write a letter opposing loans to
students' parents.
The Polytechnic of Central London
is mounting a 'Loan Busters' campaign
to ga in media at tent ion.
City University is supporting the
N U S (London) lobby of Parliament on
the 19th. They may support the N U S
national demonstration on November
29th if it goes ahead. The N U S is in the
process of deciding whether to hold a
strike at further education colleges in
the future. Pickets of colleges may be
a possibility, said a spokesman. The
N U S w i l l hold demonstrations and
marches near the time of the Queen's
Speech in November, when the Queen
w i l l state the Government's legislation
diary for the next Parliamentary
session, which w i l l include the Student
Loans B i l l .
The Rector of Imperial College,
Professor Eric Ash, told F E L I X that he
felt grants 'wholly paid for by the State
are no longer tenable' and that the
'erosion of that idea was inevitable'. He
went on to say that details on student
loans were not known and that he could
not 'shoot at a vague target'. He added
that the loans proposal 'helped too
little' .
O n being asked whether he would
take action similar to the principal of
Queen Mary ' s College Professor Ash
said he had 'not so far thought of that;
I think the greater attack on the
educational system is that of fees'. The
Committee of Vice Chancellors and
Principals eventually approved the idea
of introducing student fees in the future,
though Professor Ash voted against this
saying this idea was 'diverging from
Europe. ' Education in this country
would become too expensive for
students because of their having to pay
their own fees, and they would, for
instance, choose to 'study in Paris ' , he
added.
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James Connolly gives a brief insight into the atmosphere of the Town and Country Club and Wednesday's Carmel concert.
C a r m e l T O W N AND C O U N T R Y C L U B
The�umn uqd
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f faded�tuqzlkr
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~u�luqn pf�uqzm, êëIJKìêë
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Set Me Free.
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m ag
p x onhmpq�m tuq� oqg � tp� Sally, a
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n om �pte lª~lto�lqnulmpq�mmksh a
m St Denis, WX �e YZ[\] tl o�qm uqd
l�l trn�oqg kqzlt}oqlm a bare ^_`ab �lun. c onh�l
f Me Free, éut�llom lmmlqn ou }}y kqs�uq�lz.
The%u�� om defgl n�l te �kn mll�m np
be tl� tlmm oqg npxu tzm mpkl uqd
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om defgl ~tlmlqn x onh qlx w� tosu q oq� }klqslm oq ~utnm uqd hijk lkmj hig nopqrs mksh a
m n�pmeoq Life is Hard uqd
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m �ksh amyÐÑØÍØÏzÑ uqd éut�ll
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ENGINEERS AND SCIENTISTS OFFERED A WORLD
OF OPPORTONITTES WITH ICI OVER CHRISTMAS
The career opportunities for graduates in the 1990's
seem to be becoming increasingly diverse. As a result, more
and more students are looking for their first job vnthin
organisations that are international, flexible, competitive
and world leaders in technical innovation.
With so much to look for, it is an advantage to get an
early introduction to such an organisation and meet the
people within it.
Id's engineering Christmas courses provide the ideal
opportunity to find out more about the people and careers
in Chemical, Mechanical and Control/Electrical engineering.
Come along to our presentation on Monday 16th October at 6pm in the Sherfield Building
Ante Room, where you can meet ICI engineers and get an insight to the Christmas courses and the
careers they describe.
The presentation will also be of interest to anyone unable to attend a Christmas course, but still
interested in a career in ICI, one of the world's most successful international businesses.
Buffet and drinks will be provided.
U L U sabbaticals in staff-strife There are indications of friction between elected
sabbatical officers and members of permanent staff
at the University of London Union ( U L U ) over
room bookings within the U L U Building.
Imperial College Union (ICU) sabbaticals were
led to believe that a 'get together' held last
Wednesday night in Palms Wine Bar in the U L U
Building was 'a protest to demonstrate solidarity
between London sabbaticals'. They were not
aware until they reached the party that it was to
celebrate the 21st birthday of a sabbatical from
the London School of Economics.
Members of the Union were told by I C U Deputy
President Dave Wil l iams on the way to the party
that it's a case of when a club tries to book a room
they are told that if they turn up on the night and
the room is free they can use it, but that they won't
guarantee not to let it if an outside booking comes
along.
The ruling on room bookings within the U L U
building, according to Rachel Wi lson, U L U
Conference Booking Officer, who is responsible
for arranging room bookings, is that ' a l l
recognised U L U societies get one room in the
building per week for their meetings. If they want
more and I can fit them in they can have that.'
She said that she had had 'no negative feed back
from any student' and that her 'priority was to
accommodate students'. She added that she was
'not aware of any conflict' and that U L U President
C a r P a r k c o s t l y i - " J L t * M 1 VJ J L 1 V / k J I ' k J The brick re-surfacing of Imperial College Æ ÇÈ fn post nvpr f 10S OflO fstr ÉÊÇËÌÈ I Q V A
St M a r y ' s Hospital Medical School is to play host
to the first Council of the recently formed National
Association of Medical Schools ( N A M S ) on
November 25th.
The inaugral conference of N A M S was held on
September 22nd-24th at which 26 out o f the 29
British medical schools were represented. U p until
now medical schools have avoided political
connections. Rhydian Hapgood, President of St
M a r y ' s Student Union , said 'we hope it w i l l
resolve a lot of issues'. He explained that N A M S
intends to act through lobbying and through
students' parents.
The executive of N A M S includes Nick Stafford,
Accommodation Officer of St M a r y ' s last year.
Tiddlywinks Tiddly winking down Oxford Street raised £2,100
for Act ion A i d last Saturday. Carol Luscombe,
President of the Royal College of Science Union
( R C S U ) , claimed that the R C S had raised £971
of the total.
Hal Calamvokis said that collecting was harder
than last year and there were less shoppers about.
Last year participants raised £2 ,500 .
'It was a bit of a disorganised shambles which
was my fault, ' he added, 'This Saturday w i l l be
much better'.
A giant Monopoly game wi l l be played over the
whole of London this Saturday.
Rugby theft Members of Imperial College's 1st and 2nd Rugby
teams returned from their first training session on
Tuesday to find that about £2 ,000 worth of
personal belongings had been stolen.
The items stolen included watches, cash and
credit cards which were put in a locker in the
changing room in the Union Building. There were
signs that an implement similar to a screwdriver
had been used to force a locker.
Team members commented that at least two
non-rugby players were in the changing rooms at
the same time that they had changed.
The brick re-surfacing of Imperial College Road
is to cost over £105,000. So far bricks have been
laid between the Biochemistry building and the
L y o n Play fair library.
M r P Burridge, Contracts Manager, said this
was 'part of the project to gently improve
roadways in the College' . He explained that the
price 'compared favourably' to the cost of laying
the br icks around the C i v i l Engineering
department.
Week lift The delayed installation of a new lift in Weeks
H a l l inconvenienced students moving in at the
beginning of this term. The old lift was removed
in July, and the new lift should have been in place
by the end of September. The lift is not in full
working order yet.
M r Simon Walker, warden of Weeks Hal l noted
that 'of course when the students came in with
their luggage we had middle-aged parents slaving
like sherpas up eight f loors ' . He also commented
that the lift has been getting steadily more decrepit
for twenty years and the work could have been
started earlier in the summer.
M r P Burridge, Contacts Manager, who was
responsible in part for hiring ERS (Elevator Repair
Services) to do the work explained that there had
been problems installing the lift as a missing part
had to be found. He said the lift had been available
for carrying up baggage since the start of term and
would be fully operational 'by the beginning of
next week'.
Credits A huge thanks must go first to Andy Thompson,
the F E L I X printer, who performed a miracle of
printing technology by printing this term's
calendar and worked very late for several nights
this week; many thanks to Steve Meyfroidt for
designing it. Thanks also to Adam Harrington for
news; Ramin Nakisa for slaving away at the
advertising mailshot; Jason Lander for science;
N e i l Lavitt for music; Simon for some excellent
pasting up; Stef Smith for managing the business;
Caveh, Chris Stapleton and Doug for pics; Rose
for typesetting; Paul Shanley, L i z Warren, Wendy
Kite, Jackie Scott, Sydney, Ashley Union-itt, Frog
for the film review, Andy Bannister, Pippa
Salmon, Dave and Simon Turner for sports,
Rufus, The Rector, M a l c o l m Aldridge and Jo
Cartwright, James Connolly, Danny Shiu, and all
the collators.
Chris Massey 'hadn't talked to her about i t ' .
M r Massey was unavailable for comment. U L U
Vice President (Services), Steve Hopwood claimed
that the party was simply to 'celebrate the L S E
sabbatical's birthday' and that it had 'no ulterior
motive'. He said that any stories of staff problems
were 'gross misrepresentation' and added that he
'didn't feel U L U had any problems whatsoever'
with its permanent staff.
U L U have a staff protocol that forbids
discussion of staff matters without the presence
of the member of staff concerned. M r Hopwood
rang M r Wil l iams yesterday to remind h im of the
protocol. M r Wil l iams later refused to deny his
remarks on the matter to F E L I X .
Thanks to all the ladies who turned up for the
trials. Missed them? W e l l there's still a chance
to play. Leave a note of your name and department
on the Hockey Club noticeboard, between the
Union Bar and the Union Snack Bar.
The ladies sevens turned out twenty of our finest
players, unfortunately all with hangovers! A l l
three teams produced some good hockey and it's
impossible to single out any individuals. The ' A '
team were one point short of the quarter finals.
The ' B ' team were unable to score or win a match,
but played some of the best hockey of the day.
The ' C team also produced some solid hockey.
It looks like a good season ahead for a l l .
S P O R T S R E S U L T S
RUGBY IC 1st XV—62 IC 2nd XV—39
U C L l s t - 4 U C L 2 n d - 0
FOOTBALL F R I E N D L Y M A T C H E S
IC III—1 RSM—2 IC V I - 3 R S M II—2 LADIES F O O T B A L L (FRIENDLY) U C L - 9 IC—2
HOCKEY 11th OCTOBER
Mens 1st XI—0 U C L — 0 Mens 2nd XI—6 U C L — 0 Mens 3rd X I - 5 U C L — 1 Ladies 1st X I - 2 U C L — 0 Ladies 2nd XI—3 U C L - 0