pr.of s - The faculty association has de

tided to buck the adrninist~ori’s parking policy.

At a meeting November 13 the association appointed a committee on parking to investigate thepark- ing fees introduced this year. On __________--_-__-_--------- text of report page 14 _______________-----------

the committee were Professors Greg Bennett (mathematics), John Capindale (science), Don Epstein (arts), and Peter Silveston (engin- eering). As instructed the com- mittee reported 10 days later.

The report criticized the park-

ing fee as bearing “little if any relation to the actual cost of oper- ating those facilities.‘, It also ac- cused the administration of being,, uncooperative, unclear and un- truthful in responding to requests for factual information...,,

Finally it claimed the mannerin which the policy was imposed was cca gross violation of the rights, authority and express wishes of the f acuity.,,

The report quotes from a mem- orandum by university president J. G. Hagey which states that the $24 yearly fee is the minimum required for maintenance costs. But a re-

port by treasurer Bruce Gellatly uses the figure $15 as the c‘oper- sting cost per year per place,,. This figure is also used by secur- ity director Al Romenco as reflect- ing’, the average perannum cost of servicing each parking space...,,.

The faculty report notes, how- ever, that (c nowhere is even the $15 figure justified.,, -

A major objection of the faculty is that the parking fee represents not only operational costs but also large capital expenditures. Thisis directly opposed to administration statements that the fees are for maintenance only.

Follows drug conviction

Protest UWO expulsion LONDON (CUP and staff)-A

storm of academic protest has foll- owed the expulsion of Mark Kirk, an 18-year-old student, from the University of Western Ontario. Kirk was convicted of possessing mari juana.

Lately suggestions have been made that collusion took place be- -------------___-__________ editorial page 75 -------------______________

tween the magistrate and the uni- versity administration during the trial.

Kirk, a freshman, was arrested at his Sydenham Hall residence by RCMP officers in October and con- victed November 15 of possessing marijuana. London Magistrate D. B. Menzies placed Kirk on proba- tion for two years. Three days later the university board of gov- ernors met for an hour and sus- pended him for an in&finiteperiod,

Student council formally pro- tested the actions of both the court and the board of governors. Their motion, passed by a large majority, attacked the board, s action, #‘after

the student had previously been convicted and sentenced by the duly constituted civil authority?

“We wish to protest that the student by virtue of his member- ship in the academic community should have been given specidl consideration in a court of law on the grounds that the university would further punish him.,,

The motion added, (( since the civil authorities saw fit to return this individual to society for rehab- ilitation it is inconsistent that he should be prevented from partici- pation in the academic commun- ity?,

During the trial Magistrate Menzies said he was satisfied the university would take steps to de- ter students from taking drugs.

“You might not be able to finish your course ,,, he told Kirk. “The court does not intend to rule on that but I think your chances arepretty slim.,,

Menzies also said his decision in the case hinged largely on the attitude of the university.

In ordering Kirk’s suspension

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the governors said the university takes <‘the gravest view,, of poss- ession of the drug. In a 450-word statement they added the warning:

The board takes this occasion to remind those who may need re minding that the illegalpossession or use of drugs is not only a seri- ous breach of the criminal law and highly dangerous in the opinion of every qualified medical advisor at the university, but also carries with it exposure to the penalties of suspension or dismissal from this university,,,

Student leaders and faculty members, including a group of university chaplains, have openly criticised the boards handling of Kirk, s case.

Student council president Peter Larson felt Kirk had received a double penalty.

4’1 would have been very proud if the board and Dr. Williams (the university president) had the cour- age to stand up and defend the indi- vidual’s right to be subject to the law of the land without any infringe ment on his academic freedom.‘,

Hugh Armstrong, president of the Canadian Union of Students, registered strong protest Tuesday to Kirk’s expulsion. He said stu- dents should receive exactly the same treatment under law as other Canadians.

((If a student commits an offense against the law he should be punish- ed by the state, and the state a- lone,,, said Armstrong.

The report states that the com- mittee asked the administration for detailed figures on snow re moval and other maintenance costs. Information was also r& quested on the present number of parking spaces and the number when the south campus is com- pleted. The administration refused on the grounds that other matters were more pressing and that the means for such a study were not available.

The committee made some in- teresting observations about the connection between parking fees and the size of security forces. Universities with parking fees seem to have very large campus police forces. Waterloo has a se- curity force of 24 at last count. McMaster has a staff of 18.

Of universities without parking fees, Guelph has a force of six to nine constables, Western has six, Lutheran three and Queen’s two. The report notes that when West- ern tried to introduce a parking fee, it also doubled its security force.

At Western the parking fee was repealed after protests by both students and faculty. The commit- tee recommended the faculty asso- ciation executive immediately ne gotiated with the administration to have the parking fee suspended, to have fees already paid refunded and to set up a joint study group to devise a scheme to meet parking costs.

There have been rumblings a- gainst the parking fees for some time. Two weeks ago, the science faculty council and the arts faculty council rejected the president’s report on parking. Now the facul- ty association is planning serious action. Copies of the report have been distributed and a petition is being circulated.

“Hopefully this will be the stim- ulus for more faculty participa- tion,,, said Epstein, chairman of the parking committee.

“Parking in and of itself is not an issue of as much magnitude as curriculum, but many of us feel this parking issue symptomatic of a more basic problem in the rela- tionship between the faculty and administration.,’

There has been opposition to the parking fee among secretaries and other staff, but they have no means for effective protest since they have no union.

Prof. Hugh MacKinnon, presi- dent of the faculty association, said, “Of itself, the parking thing is one of those issues that break up marriages. Nobody really has nervous breakdowns over cancer research or Vietnam. It, s the seemingly trivial things like drip- ping faucets and creaking doors.

<‘The annoyance was created by the manner the policy was imposed rather than the matter. There should have been consultation. All was worked out in the summer and presented to us as afait accompli.,,

300 still missing,

Booxodus - -~-_ criticizeci TORONTO (Staff)-An orderly

demonstration. by 500 Ryerson students protested the institute’s inadequate library facilities.

Students checked out as many as ten books apiece to highlight the crowded study conditions and the shortage of up-to-date material in the library.

The over 2300 books were taken during the two hour protest. They chanted “We want books,, and re arranged volumes by color to fur- ther their point.

Student organizers said stat&+ tics showed Ryerson has 86 per- cent fewer books than Carleton which has the lowest book-to-stu- dent ration of any university in the province.

Lynn Raeburn, a member ofRy- erson, s student council, said there were only 4.8 books per student. She and other students pointed out ancient and irrelevant books which were useless to the students.

Chief librarian Arthur Paulaitis

said the institute had neglected the library during the administration of Principal Howard Kerr, who “felt you didn’t have to have many books in a trades institute lib- rary.,,

?aulaitis said with Principal F.C. Jorgenson plans had been approved for a 2,000 seat library with 300,000 volumes.

Ryerson vice-president Willianl Trimble, said the problem with the library isn’t money. “1 can’t get at precisely what the problem is but students have the wrong im- pression when they point the finger at makers of the money policies in the university,,, he said.

Paulaitis said over 2300 books were removed from the library but only 2054 slips were filledout. The chief librarian valued each of the 300 or more missing book at $L5 and added, “because of the con- dition of some books returning ex- tensive bookbinding will llave to be done.”

Even with u sticker, finding a parking space can be difficult. The report of the faculty association points out many faults in the prcsm t parking polic-I*.

Philosopher swims to safety,’ fhree other profs musf drown by Doug Seaborn Chevron staff

Four profs climbed on a raft Wednesday--but only one, the philosopher , escaped SWimmillg the creek.

‘ “Four on a raft, ” SCM’s newest creation, staged experts onanaca- dernic raft and asked each to defend his discipline to an audience--of hecklers. There was a short de- bate, the audience voted, and philosophy’s Dr, Jan Narveson left all the rest soaking.

Other participants were Dean A rchie Sherbourne (engineering), Dr, E, T, Davies (math) and Dr. Tom Treadway (WLU theologian).

There weren’t really any splashes, but out of it all came a . scintillating sixty-two minutes of sparkling wisecracks and good fun.

Narveson-- “If he were a com- petent engineer he wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place.,,

Tredway--“We theologians are nervous about just doing things... we have to leave a message--and a trap--along with it.

“1 could pray for the souls of the other three !”

Sherbourne-- “‘Are we going to do things, or just think about them?”

Davies didn’t avoid some cyni- cism about a computer--“It would take 10,000 idiots 10,000 years to make that mistake.“

Narveson again--“1 thought the

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Sherboume and Tredway battled till the finish , , . and lost. mathematician would use a divide- and-conquer policy.

“As a philosopher you know I’d be the last to run out of gas.‘”

And so on. Then Sherbourne squeezed the bedlam, at least momentarily, into a more serious vein:

“If this is an academic raft I’d rather be pushed off than jump... I don’t think the engineer would, or should, survive.

Maintaining he’d get on the sec- ond raft for a “lower exchange of’ ideas” he thought that if worst came to worst, number two might survive.

Tredway couldn’t miss a final word before it was time to vote: “...incidentally I have a wife and two children.”

By five o’clock hardly anyone had noticed that an hour had passed.

But the final blow camefromDr. Sherbourne. who refused to dive in

“Maybe we should have two rafts, one for the right people and

without a fight. “It’s a reflection of what the

one for the wrong.” society we have has come to.‘,

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Villagers lack medical services Village residents have been

faced with the problem of a short- age of doctors who are willing to make house calls.

At present there are two doc- tors, Dr. O’ConnellandDr.Moore, who are on call to the village. Dr. O’Connell has been out of the country for six weeks and Dr. Moore, as an anaesthetist, does operations in the morning.

This situation leaves Village residents without a doctor in case of emergency, In these cases the don must drive the student to

the hospital for treatment. Health services in theFederation building is not open at night or on weekends.

Warden Ron Eydt is concerned about this as well as the greater problem which will arise in the future as more residences are built on campus.

Since the lack of doctors affects those living off campus as well, Eydt has asked the Provost to do a study to determine the feasi- bility of having a doctor on campus full time,

Until such time don’t get sick!

Get up ear/y for FASS tickets An evening of humour, wit and

satire, FASS has been interna- tionlly acclaimed the stage spec- tacular of the century.

Our gallant FASS KNIGHTasked kats , a vicious mongrel belonging to ‘the kampus kops and annual patron, to summa&e audience re- action.

“The show is first rate and a must for every true theatre lover. It is a dynamic and touching per- formance sparked with dancing ladies and scintillating costumes. I enjoy it almost as much as a large portion of FROSH leg.”

Another of the many Cirle K projects, FA SS is an annual pro- duction in which faculty, admini-

s tration, staff and students examine each other and laugh. FASS ‘68 promises to be the most dazzling extravaganza yet and will run between February 7 and 10, In addition a special Gala Premire Performance will be offered.

Tickets will be sold January 26 at 7:27,am. The procedure for the purchase of passes by Co-op stu- dents on a winter work term will be outlined next week,

The FASS knight is rounding up a cast varied in ability and talent, but much help is still needed. Aspiring writers, actors and others with bright ideas should contact Pete Moore or Louis Sil- cox, St, Paul’s, 743-0050.

Scientists unite to form club Approximately fifteen of the uni-

versity faculty attended the first meeting of the Sigma .Xi club, Monday afternoon.

Sigma Xi is a society whose ‘aim is furthering scientific in- vestigation. It has approximately 190,000 members in chapters and clubs throughout North America. To be admitted to the society, an applicant must have an interest in and must have contributed to scien- tific research.

Dean William McBryde, presi- dent of the university club, said he held a meeting of interested persons in June. During the sum- ’ mer a petition was circulated and sent to the society headquarters at Yale, asking for permission to start a club here. This was granted.

At the meeting the club elected, or rather acclaimed officers to serve until June, 1969. Theseare: President, McBryde, chemistry; vice-president, Prof. Mark Bry- den, psychology secretary, Prof. John Capindale, chemistry; Trea- surer, Prof. Lynn Watt, electrical engineering; program convener, Prof. Doug Henderson, physics.

Sigma Xi hopes to hold approxi- mately four meetings a year which guest speakers will attend. Mem- bers receive such benefits as a s ubscription to American Scientist and a reduced rate on Science in Progress, a collection of lectures given by Sigma Xi members.

McBryde hopes the society will have one hundred active members by next summer.

Campus closed by Chancellor “This is getting ridiculous, all

these openings and closings of buildings, offices and so on,” said the chant “Ior.

To corl,.Jat this Aryan Affairs Commission, newly applied for recognition, has closed the entire university.

In a sunrise ceremony this morning chancellor H.D. Gold- brick declared, “I hereby and

forthwith do proclaim that the premises known as the University of Waterloo is closed. Lectures will end December 15 and last for a period of some 17 days.,’

Student activists were amazed, uttering remarks among them- selves.

“Fascist, Nazi,apartheid,Roth- mans, Sunkis t, hormone, CEBOC. ”

Laurel creek phlummurheu hotbed Dr. U. Ben Haddalut of Laos

is on campus this week investi- gating the university’s phalam-

D r . Haddalut, one of the most

marhea research center in the

respected authorities on this dreaded Asian disease, is with

new health-services building.

J. F. Alexander, Canadian min- ister of phlammarhea research.

Asked about the university’s fac- ilities , Dr. Haddalut said they were ‘ %n.ique,‘. He explained that “the location on Laurel Creek is per- fect, as Laurel is world-renowned for its phlammarhea (with a count of 37 per lOOO>.”

He is also impressed by the concern of Village officials, who put

“In most places where I go, the people are very skeptical--

out a memo last week recog- nizing the dangers and warning

no one really believes in a phlam- ma rhea danger.

Villagers to take care.

It is terrible when they finally do learn.”

Dr. Haddalut flies to Ghana this weekend to give a lecture on phlammarhea, then returns here to give a lecture, “Phlammarhea: what, why, who, when, where, how,, *’ in the Village Wednesday evening.

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Budget deficit blamed

Village increases fees

Shimmering in the breeze, the pink tie of god surmounts the opening ceremony of Fort Stanton, aweing passing engineers.

Muth t;e- stolen Blessed be the tie that blinds.

But where is it? The math society is looking for

their 85 foot shocking pink tie. The tie was used for theopeningof the Math Bldg. Monday.

After the ceremonies the tie was carefully stored in the society’s office, Later Monday evening, a janitor alledgedly let two students into the office. Next morning the tie was discovered missing.

The campus police were called in and are currently investigating the theft.

Tuesday evening the Chevron received a classified ad from

((John Smith” reporting that’ the tie had been found but since it had never been officially announced lost they would sell it to the high- est bidder. All-night disc-jockeys

on local stations advertised the

Mondays opening of the math building was the second in the last

sale of the tie.

two weeks. The building was open- ed by the engineers earlier and then closed by the math society.

Jim Belfry, president of the so- ciety, spoke at the opening and praised math as the one greatfac- ulty. Stewart Saxe was the guest speaker at the ceremony.

Correction: University lends $20,000 to Co-op

The headline “University lends Co-op $700,000“ in last week’s paper was an error. The amount of the loan was correct in the text of the story: $20,000.

by Ken Fraser Chevron staff

Warden Ron Eydt has confirmed the rumor of a fee increase in the Village.

The budget has not yet been set definitely, but an increase of $25 per four month term, is expected.

The Village ran adeficit of $45,. 000 last year and a similar deficit --m ____-_-_____-----__-____ editorial page 75 ______--_____-_---_________

is expected for 1967-68. This is the last year that the Village will be able to run a deficit.

Because of a fortunate delay in the initial mortgage payments, a small fund was available to cover deficits. Presently this fund stands at $50,000 and will be wiped out by this year’s deficit. From now on, the Village must cover its costs.

The Village has a budget of $1.2 million. Nearly half of this, 49.6

‘Not dance committee’

percent, goes to food-services. This figure is quite high compared to other residences.

Of the money that remains, half must go to pay the interest on the Village’s 50-year mortgage. Staff salaries take another$243,000 lea- ving about $45,000 for everything else. Telephones alone cost $47,. 000. And the list goes on.

Village administration over+ spent in several areas of the bud- get last year. $8,000 was budgeted for supplies but $21,00Owas spent.

Eydt expects such things to con- tinue this year. For instance, he said that drycleaning was bud- geted for $4,000 but it’ll probably cost twice as much.

The Village has set its budget for next year but has not yet heard from food-services. The figures indicate that a raise of $16 in fees per term will be needed to cover their costs. Together with the ex- pected increase in food costs, the

May cancel concert Simon and Garfunkle, Peter,

Paul and Mary and several other big-name acts have refused to come to the Winterland concert. If a booking is not made soon, the concert may be cancelled.

Ross Mackenzie; Federation treasurer, moved at Monday’s Stu- dent council meeting that if aDec- ember 10 booking deadline could -_-____________________

Bulletin Frank @Andrea, Winterland

chairman, flew to New York Wed- nesday and spent about six hours with various booking agents there., He returned with a list of about seven artists who are still avail- able for that date.

These possibilities wer e disc cussed at a special board of student activities meeting last night. Board chairman Brian Iler des- cribed the trip as 9ery produc- tive.”

not be met, the concert should be cancelled.

Brian Iler, chairman of the board of student activities, felt the de CiSiOn to cancel a concert should be made only by the board. “If we can’t get anyone, I’ll cancel the concert?’

Supporting the motion, Stewart Saxe, chairman of the board of ex- ternal relations said, <‘I- don’t think the students are going to be teed off if the concert is cancel& edvv

Aiother councillor suggested that although some deadline was a necessity, “perhaps December 10 is a bit too soon,v’

Steve Ireland, Federation pre- sident, concerned about the time being taken up with routine mat-

Arts to adopt course system The arts faculty may soon under-

go a change in its year system. a report on a new system based on courses rather than years has been passed by the undergraduate affairs group of the arts faculty council. It will come into effect when it receives final approval by the senate and board of governors.

The system will include three changes. Students will be meas- ured in terms of courses rather than in years. Standing will be determined by the number of cour- ses passed and also by the accumu-

lative average marks in all cours- es taken. This will include tour+ es which the student has failed.

The system of allowing students to automatically write supplemen- tal exams will be omitted. In its place make-up exams will be all- owed under special circumstances.

Under the course system, agen- eral arts student will still have to take 15 courses for his degree but he will not have to take six courses in his first year as in the present system.

Dr. J. Sayer Minas, dean of arts,

feels that with this system, the student can move at his own rate. “The system will create a large amount of latitude and flexibility for the student,vv he said.

Professor Jack Grayv chairman of the undergraduate-af f ai r s group, said that the system is very similar to the present one with slight modifications. The ac- ademic standards in the faculty will be maintained and in many cases raised by the introduction of the course system.

ters, exclaimed, “Look folks, we are not a dance committee. Maybe cancelling a concert is a last- ditch thing to do but I think it may be time we did it.”

Saxe was concerned. “We are obtaining a reputation with book- ers that we will take anything we can get. They keep stalling us until we are desperatevvv he said. “Maybe it would be good policy to set a firm deadline date.

“No job is better than a good botch vv concluded Saxe

#de will have a good’ concert or no concert at all,” Iler assured the council. ((This is the last time booking problems will occur.vv

Many councillors laughed, but nevertheless, the motion was de- f eated.

total raise in fees will be about $25,

Most of the increase in fees is needed to cover salaries which will be increased five percent under a contract signed last summer.

It was suggested that fees might be kept down by cutting services. Eydt admitted this possibility but most residents did not want to have services reduced.

George Tuck, president of Vill- age council, said he had not been officially informed of the increase. Village council does not plan to protest the action until it had been presented with the reasons for it and has a chance to consider its merits. In fact, council may con- tribute to the increase. It is pre- sently negotiating to have the Vill- age administration collect a fee levied on residents for benefit of the council.

There has been no word that any of the church colleges are planning to follow suit. However one St. Jerome’s resident noted that the colleges have tended to keep pace with the Village and expressed con- cern that there might be an in- crease there.

ffofs ham on TV U of W and Waterloo Lutheran

University have combined the talents of 18 of their professors to produce a television series on world philosophers. The series will be shown across Canada on the CTV network beginning Mon- day Dec. 11 at 8 am.

The introductory lecture will be given by two U of W pro- fessors, James van Evera and Zygmunt Adanczewski, both of the philosophy department.

The programs will offer philo= sophical thought in the area of religion politics s ethics, education skepticism.

Registrar asks council for special ambassador ?

If you have long wanted to be named special ambassador to the registrar, the position may soon be open.

Ross MacKenzie, Federation treasurer, asked registrar Trevor Boyes about choice of dates for campus events. Since students do not hear about these dates until after they are published conflicts frequently appear. For example, students did not know about Sat- urday engineering registration this year until after a scavenger hunt had been planned.

“Actually we don’t pull these dates out of a hat, although it may appear that way,” replied Boyes. “They are worked out with the faculty.

‘Why can’t student represent& tion be included?’ asked Stewart Saxe, chairman of the board of Exe ternal relations.

“A liaison man to keepus infor- med on student opinion would be very helpfulvvv said Boyes.

&‘The Chevron gives the impres- sion of me as a man with a little green visor trying to foul things up.

“Well, sometimes wedo. A spe- cial ambassador to the registrar might be helpful in this case.”

Boyes and assistant registrar Kieth Brooks were also quizzedby council about the delay in getting marks to students.

They explained that such things

as the failure of some instructors to turn in marks on time and the practice of having committees re- view marks contributes to thisde- bY.

He also admitted that the com- puter system is inadequate.

Council members asked how, in that case, graduates’ results can be processed so quickly. “When you have an inadequate process you have to establish prioritiesvvv the - registrar replied,

Chalmers Adams, Renison rep, asked whether more money should be allocated to bursaries and less to scholarships, since scholarship winners can often afford to pay tub tion themselves.

“We have very little money for either scholarships or bursaries at this time,” answered Boyes. %-I cases of emergencies, we canonly hope the student finds a sympathe tic bank manager.v’

“They do existvvv he quipped. Boyes also explained that the aI+ sence of external grade thirteen exams will mean that potential freshmen can receive earlier ac=- ceptance.

Saxe favored student represent- ation in decisions made by the reg- istra? s office. “You will find out what our weak little minds are cap- able of.”

“We already know that from the way you fill out registration formsv’v answered Boyes,

Friday, December 7, 7967 (8:23) 337

by Harold D. Goldbrick I’ve been one of those seven-day the mighty mouth

BRIDGEPORT (Staff)-Well it’s that tirne again for all good engineers to write their work reports. Good old H D isno ex- ception. Things here at Bridge port Utilities Management are really thrilling. you might say it’s a real BUM job.

Anyway I just don’t have time to write a column this week so Pve sent along the latest letter from my mother.

My dearest son: Things here in Rummelhardt

are really swinging, your 870 year-old mother has just been chosen Miss Sno-Kart. I am enclosing a picture of me on my Sno-Kart.

If you promise not to tell any- one I’ll let you inon my secret.

beauty plans and as you can see it really works. It took the lines off my face, but my legs area11 fishnet-wrinkled.

fve been reading your column faithfully for the last fewweeks and I have only one comment.

You DO sufferfrom constipa- tion of the mind and diarrheaof the mouth, as somebody wrote to your editor last week. But I must congratulate you and oth- ers at good old UniWat for your ambitious undertakings.

I want to put my holehearted support behind CEBOC and will do all I can to make things safe for its participants. There’s only one thing though. Are the profits going to make up forthe bookstore this year?

I read in a secret report on

87-year-old Mrs. Horace Dung Goldbrick looks youthful for jaer golden age. She credits her charm and vitality to sno wsledding. j

university misgovernment by Guff-Beerhall that two of the most important things for the pacification of students are a good library and a good E house. There’s one differ- ence-the B-house stacks will be full.

Before I let you go, let me tell you something of my new bath- tub.

I was reading .in the Aryan Affairs Quarterly (Nov. 58 issue) on the dangers of sliding down a snow-covered slope ina bikini. The writer left no solu- tion to the dilemma-usual practice in the AAC 251~.

Then. FLASH. A chop-top bathtub would prevent burns to the Bridgeport Utilities Man- agement area. I took father’s oxyacetylene pipe lighter and removed a foot and a half of sidewall from the tub. Your father was slightly angry-he was in the tub.

Out on the slopes I blew by everyone. Zooming down the hill I was alone, until, aye, aye, out of the corner of my eye, I eyed a mounted cop. ItwasEl Romance the wonder fuzz. He pulled up, off the horse, and nailed me. It seems another company has patented such a machine. However he was nice about it-seems he works for them too.

Because I had just come from the beauty saloon I was absol- utely vampish. So I vamped him. He vamped me. 4 vamp- ed him. He named me Miss Sno-Kart (among other things) and had me shot. Enclosed is a result from that shot.

Oh well, Pm getting tiredand father’s yelling. (He now bathes in the Sno-Kart.)

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Must be submitted to the MATH society office before December 5.

The Math Society is offering $2.00 and a brqken test- tube for the most original entry.

Western pres blasts destructive, minority

LONDON .(C UP)-T he tables s wonders if these gains have been recognized by the activists “or do they become the basis for new and fresh demands?’

have been turned. Finally a-uni- versity president has vocally pro- tested against protests.

University of Western Ontario’s president, Dr. Carlton Williams, attacked the minority of students who conduct protests. He accused no one in particular, but said that this over-publicized group was (‘out to destroy” the university.

“These are the people who say, whether they agree or not, that the universities on this continent are so rotten they should be des- troyed?

Speaking to London Rotarians, Williams said these protests are the things that hit the headlines, not the scholarly achievements. In this they harm the university.

r4Most of the protests around the university do not come to me (di- rectly)” he said. “They come to me in the columns of the (London) Free Press,”

Representing only about one per= cent of the student population he said that they ‘#get a silent vote of confidence from those who, by not protesting against these things, explicitly endorse them.”

Dr. Williams- moved into West- ern as president last summer, and since then has been caught in the middle of several campus issues. The main protests have been a tent-in against the housing short- age, a park-in against a planned parking policy and a recent con- troversy over marijuana on camp us.

‘#Our minds are swamped with the more sensational, the more newsworthy,” he said.

The tent-in was, according to Dr, Williams, a good thing. It resulted in a number of housing offers by the citizens of London. However he

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Recently there have been many reasons to compliment the stud- ents. The Canadian NationalRail- way have commended Western stu- dents for their good conduct on a train to Montreal. There was the blood-donor clinic, the invitation to the dean of graduate studies to visit Russia and university’ expan- sion. All of these ‘4are indicitive of scientific and scholarly merit at the university. But this has none of the stuff of headlines in it.”

The president is quite willing to recognize there are problems, he said, and he does not attempt to minimize them, but”we have these positive things behind us.”

Although the majority of the stu- dents are not concerned about the things going on, he said a smaller group is concerned. Even though they occasionally 44 embarrass the constituted authority$’ they are d4 helpful to the university” for they want to improve the place.

The third group, he charged, is irresponsible and destructive.

Study problems of developing nations

H. J. Hodder of the federal ex- ternal-aid will be the featured speaker on Monday when repre- sentatives of nine Ontario univer- sities meet to discuss regional planning and development.

The seminar will be held in the Great Hall at the Village and is

open to interested students and public. Registration for the day begins at 9.

This is the second in a series of inter-university seminars on international development. The first was held last May at the Uni- versity of Guelph.

Purpose of the series is to help determine the role of Ontario ur& versities in assisting developing nations.

Participating universities are Brock, Guelph, McMaster, Toron- to, Western, Windsor, York, Wat- erloo Lutheran and Waterloo. Oth- er speakers, in addition toHodder, will be Professors Leonard Gert- ler, Ralph Krueger and George Soulis of U of W and Prof. J. Shute of Guelph.

Information about the seminar may be obtained from Prof. Helen Abel1 of the geography andplanning department.

Protests oust CIA WASHINGTON (CUP-CPS)-The

Central Intelligence Agency has ended campus recruiting at many U.S. universities.

The undercover organization withdrew its recruiters in the in- terest of ‘4maintaining a peaceful academic atmosphere?

The universities affected are those situated in cities where there are CIA recruitment offices.

The CIA has metwithprotests- some obstructive, some not-on several campuses &&fall. Among them are the Universities of Col- orado, Maryland, Iowa and the Uni- versity of California at Berkely.

A CIA spokesman says theyusu- ally recruit at about lOOcampuses and “at many of them w&e had no trouble.”

4 332 The CHEVRON

Sniper reported at Guelph University

There 3 nothing like an African mask, a Mexican sweater and a handcarved knife to impress your friends. Treasure Van will be at the food-services foyer next wee(k, open 10 to 10 Mon- day to Friday and 10 to 6 on Saturday. Rub elbows perhaps with some city dignitaries or members of the bored of gover- nors (they’ve been invited). Some pf the faculty wives will be cashiers. The folkdance club performs Dec. 9.

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Trio -I- One

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SPONSORED BY Recording Industries Trust Funds and aration of Students - Creative Arts Board

THEATRE OF THE ARTS

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Premiere of “The Big Land”

Selections from the Messiah

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Creative Arts Calendar THURS. DEC. 7 4: 15 Theatre of the Arts LECTURE BY JOHN CIARDI

“WHAT GOOD IS A COLLEGE” John Ciardi is Poetry Editor of the Saturday Review and is returning to the University by request because so many people were dis- appointed in missing his lecture during Arts Festival Week. Free Admission

FRI. DEC. 8 8:00 p.m. Theatre of the Arts _ GREG HERRING TRIO + ONE

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SAT. DEC. 9 8:00 p.m. Theatre of the Arts CONRAD GREBEL MUSIC LECTURE SERIES

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Faulkner quits as pres ,

U of T\cum~Us split by two-cfuy anti-Dow sit-in

TORONTO (CUP and staff)- Protests throughout North Ameri- ca against war industries, in pe titular the Dow Chemical Comp- any, have perhaps found success. The Dow Company in the US saidit would probably not renew its bid for production of napalm when thepre- sent contract expires,

One of the causes of Dow% de- cision has, in all likelihood, been the numerous sit-ins, strikes, pro- tests and incidents involving Its re- cruiters in Canada.

Dow has been picketed at UBC, Windsor, Western, Waterloo and Toronto.

The U of T protest was one of the most prominent and possibly most effective.

On Monday about 150 students and faculty kept aDow recruitment officer and a university vicepresi- dent prisoners for three and ahalf hours in the U of T placement building.

The two, William White of Dow and vicepresident Robin Ross were finally allowed to leave under a canopy of raised arms. Roth fin- ally made promises totheprotest- ers. White agreed to call off in- terviews planned for Tuesday and Wednesday while Ross promised to consult the faculty about meet- ing demands.

The sit-in was organized by the U of T committee to end the war in Vietnam. Their pamphletsask- ed that:

-the administration suspend Dow recruiting until the matter is under the control of the student council.

-all further on-campus rm cruiting be under the direct sup- ervision of student council.

With so many protesters block- ing the doorway, student applicants were forced to clamber over bodies to reach the placement center.

The following day, Tuesday, the students turned their wrath to the university administration and pic- keted their building. Their puiL pose was to demand that the matter of job recruiting be placed in the hands of student council,

The administration refused to respond. The sit-in adjourned until after the student-council meeting on Wednesday night.

At that meeting th’e representa-

Protesting the presence of a Dow recruiter, some 150 students and faculty blocked the door at the University of Toronto’s job placement building. Three engineers had to climb over, on, through and between the picketers. (Varsity - CUP photo)

tives voted 24-14 to prohibit Dow- and other weapons manufacturers from campus recruiting. The mo- tion urged the creation of an advi- sory board for employment servic- es made up of faculty, students, administration and alumni. This body would be responsible for the use of the university% recruit- ment facilities.

Irv Weisdorf, a third-year rep from University College, referred to the recent statements in the Globe and Mail by the university chancellor.

Chancellor O.M. Solandt was quoted that Canada should become the leading specialist in the appli- cation of science to the problemof modern warfare. 1( ‘Such a pm gram: Weisdorf quoted from the article, ‘would also provide weap- ons for which there might well be a substantial market in other count- ries.’

“1 don’t want such a man decid- ing who should be allowed to come on campus to recruit students.”

Tom Faulkner, U of T council president, is facing a tough vote. His activist policies, many formula ted at September’s CUS Congress, have alienated many students. Will he be able to survive or will a sandboxer win .? (Chevron photo by Glenn Berry)

At the same meeting student Council Sent a letter of regret and apology to William White, the Dow repre sentagve,

As a result of council’s deci- sion, and especially of president Tom Faulkner% role in it, agroup has started a petition to remove him from office.

The ad-hoc committee for rep- resentative stud e n t government tried to get 1500 signatures on their petition, Earlier in the month Faulkner had stated, “1 amwilling to be recalled if student council is presented with a petition of 1500 student signatures.”

In response to the petition Faulk- ner has resigned and will face an election.

Vve been informed that eight or nine hundred students have sign- ed a petition that I no longer repre- sent the interests of the students of the University of Toronto,J’ said- Faulkner.

Faulkner was acclaimed in the presidential elections last year.

The committee calling for Faulkner’s resignation has nomin- ated second-year law student Bill Charlton to be their candidate. He says his objection to student coun- cil’ has been their crdecisions on moral and political issues” for which, he says, they were not elect- ed.

Charlton also claims that the person who heads student council should not be paid and should be a student.

Faulkner says the president% job takes some 12 to 14 hours a day and is too demanding for a student taking a full course at the univer- sity.

He graduated earlier this year and is carrying only one tours- theology-at present. If students think $75 a week is too much to pay the president, Faulkner ‘be- lieves, they are paying too much attention to council involvement in the exciting issues like draft-dad- gers.

One of the instigators of the pe titian said, “Pm against napalming babies too but student council should not pass moral decisions?

6 334 The CHEVRON

If’s just by Charlotte van Bezold

First-read ‘As you like it, if you didn’t see it last weekend.The review will then be much easierto follow.

On the whole, I liked it fine. On the whole. There are, of course, the usual critic’s gripes (and prai- ses) to follow.

Acting: Oliver must have been used because no one else showed up to try out for the part. John

,Gordon did not act once in the1 play, either at the beginning as the horrible .older brother, or at the end, when he was allegedly in love (and should have been del- iriously happy-if that’s the way love really is).

Orlando (Neil Walsh) wasn’t bad. He knew his lines. He even put some expression into them. The thing that bugged me about Neil’s performance was his constant shoulder shrugging, accompanied by holding out the hands, He seemed in a perpetual state of be- wildered supplication. In spite of this, although it wasn’t an Academy petiormance, it was all right.

Carl Gall (who is he? where has he been? why haven’t we heard more?) as Adam and David Hedga es as Duke Federick were both above criticism. IreaIIyliked Adam and hated the Duke, as, I think, Shakespeare intended it.

us we Hornby as Celia, Parowinchak

as Touchstone and McGillis as Rosalind all gave relatively good performances. Their handling of Shakespeare’s rather difficult puns was almost professional, I do think that Rosalind as a girl was better than Rosa&d as aboy. This was partly the fault of Ann, Mc- Gillis, who kept her hands in her pockets a lot (very Dylanesque, but not the usual way to tell the boys from the girls) and more probably the fault of costumes and makevp, which couldhavebeen used much more effectively.

‘I’m going to let you argue about the Duke Senior among yourselves, because I honestly couldn,t figure out what Peter Moore was doing.

While we, re on criticisms, Den- nis, Charles, LeBeau, Duke Fre- ‘&rick% Lords and the second brother (to whom?) might as well have ’ been left out for all they wqren,t worth.

Neutral side: The group in the bush (NOT babes in the woods) was also relatively go&-at least they sang well. Jan Borrowman was one of the be& First Ws of any Forest Pve ever seen.(How ma3ly do you know?)

Now the good prrrt= Taylor, Timy, Tuyn, Rutchisoh, Frap- pier3 Canner and Durrant were all ihdastic. The who&? group- WOW!

like it Saskia Tuyn (Audrey) broke up

the house after the first minute on stage and every time after that. She is usually such a quiet, shy, ladylike person. She’s the perf- ect slut on stage. (I will say no more.)

Frappier was good, for thefive- minute part he had. Sylvius,play- ed by Fred Tiernep, hadone really priceless line, which he did com- plete justice: (4 Pheeeebeee.,,

Jacques (David Hutchisoti) play- ed a very sweet-gay-seeker after ‘dThe meaning of life”. I don’t know if I would read the part as such, but it worked well. (In- cidentally-for unartsy engin- eers-Jacques has all the famous lines of the play.)

Production: I’ve heard rumors that the same John Gordon whom I have already mentioned was the producer. Stick with production, John, it’s more in your line than %&ix@,. I really appreciated (in my usual biased form) the Beatle music and inserting it in appropl, riate places. The strobelights were good, especially in the forest.

The props and lighting were technically we&done and were proper to the conception of the play. Costumes and makeup were OK. I was very impressed by Amiens’ $3000 Stradivariusguitar,

The play was generally well done, ana in places exceptional, It was worth going to.

The wedding in the final scene is led by the Duke Senior (Peter Moore). The couples (clock- wise) are Phebe (Patricia Connor) and William (Bruce Durant), Audrey (Saskia Tuyn) and

. Touchstone (Gerald Parowinchak) Rosalind and Orlando, and Celia, (Jacquelin Hornby) and Oliver (John Gordon). Chevron photo by Eric Covington

WLU also by Mary Bull Chevron staff

The stage was bare, the audi- ence bored. One of theorganizers leaped into the void and cracked some sick, half-dead jokes. The stage was bare again.

Sound-like one of our celebrated concerts? Surprise of the year- this was a Waterloo Lutheran efo fort.

The Stormy Clovers were book- ed in to do a concert on Nov. 24. They had originally asked for $2,. 000 but they brought down the price to $1,500 because the university couldn’t afford it. The Clovers obviously wanted exposure in this area.

The first hint of trouble occur- ed at 6 o’clock when the group phoned to say they were having trouble getting transportation.The

has concert woes group had previously promised to be at the auditorium an hour before performance to set up theirequip- ment.

The time of theperformancehad also been published incorrectly in the calendar.

Finally at 8:45 the performers came in the side door. But the waiting wasn’t over. They simply walked through.

At 9 pm Dave Forsee faced the crowd. He explained that the Star- my Clovers were tunning up and told some rather sick jokes. The applause seemed to be for his courage, not for the humor.

Finishing up with a resume of the problems the students union had encountered, he left stage.

After about 20 minutesthelights dimmed, went out andthencameon

again. During all of this the audi- ence sat and sat.

Then it happened. The Stormy Clovers were actually on stage. But waiae mikes weren’t high en- ough. Some of the sound equip- ment was off.

The first half was good if you disregarded that the major loud- speaks were aimed to0 high, Thus the sound bounced off the back wall. far to0 loud,

The lead guitar was

When the group returned after intermission the bugs had been worked out, only to be replaced by more, The amplifiers had not been plugged in again.

So after an evening like that at WUC I would say the U of W,s con- certs have come off with not too many problems. Need I say more?

Rosalind (Ann McGillis,) disguised as a man, promises the anxious Orland (Neil Walsh) that his true love will be at the wedding ceremony the next day. The production was rated by regular theater-goers as the best performance in the arts theater in years.

The Chevron on shows

Poetical gangsters take over the Lyric

by Gord Wilkinson Chevron staff

Bonnie and Clyde came tripping into the Lyric for a two-week stay starting yesterday, holding hands and toting machineguns.

%osie’ with Rosalind Russel(no relation) plays at the Fairview un- til Wednesday.

Warren Beatty‘ as both produc- er and Clyde has given this sadis- tic, impotent lout the old product- of-environment routine in orderto transcend the thousands of gangs- ter pictures that have preceded it. Bonnie, as his frustrated moll,al- so gets the treatment with heavy accent on her other hobby (besides shotguns), writing poetry. With this impetus Beatty attempts to recapture the agony of the great depression with its speakeasies, breadlines and violent crime.

Rosie is an aged grandmother who has long ago passed over the hill but refuses to acknowledge it. She uses and abuses her fort- une on such capers as a kin@ little sportscar and a legitimate mater. The latter accentuates the Lear-like parallels that pup posely pop up in the plot-to wit= “Let me not be mad,,.

Her daughters would rather she were, and attempt legal action to have her committed. As this is where the tears are turned on, this is also where I drop out. Soap operas I can tune in on the boob-tulbe anytime.

Whether the man has accomp- lished this minor mixxcle or nob will be revealed next week as the Chevron takes a live look at Bon-

nie Parker and Clyde Barrow.

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‘The diabolical Dr. L, dies con- veniently enough early on in this 4d horror,, show playing at the Ode- on until tomorrow. Unfortunately his daughter lives on to cackle her way through the remaining houror so of glowing coils and operating tables. She enlists the aid of a <‘Miss Death” to dispose of three scientists who put down her pater’s appalling practices (after first vio- lating her lateral vent&al).

To make your evening twice as horrible the Odeon also features ‘House of 1,000 dolls, with the kings of fiends, Vincent Price. Our boy dabbles in magic and illusions on stage whilst backstage he man- ages the whole white-slave mark- et of Tangiers. In the end the girls are freed and the hero and heroine reunited-as the villslcin- ous Mr. Price executes a perfect back-gainer through a skylight.

An interesting part of the movie kingdom is the little blurbs that preceed obvious low-caliber flicks, such as those currently be ing run off in the Kitchener area.

Under the ironic heading of the I* exploitation,,, the promotion bookets sent to theater managers suggest one ticket-moving cam- paign:

A chick sleeping in a furniture- shop window with an alarm clock by her ear. Passersby are asked to guess when the chick will wake up, Winner gets a free ticket- and...

They get even wilder as the PR men really scratch their heads to promote this loser:

Invite your patrons @resume ably female) to step up to a cutout of Anne Smyrner (one of the movy ie% dolls) to find a look-alike, Measurements are bust 34, waist 25, hips 34, thigh 18 (who meas- ures this but the manager?), calf 14, ankle 7. No prize was offered, so I guess the manager may use

his own discretion. 0

7 Friday, December 7, 1967 (8:23) 335 ’

Trio to premiere own work Suppose you heard that the Greg Arts next Friday. The first part

Herring Trio was now the Greg of the concert will be popular mus- Herring Trio plus one. And sup- ic and the second half non-religious pose one of the Greg Herring Christmas music. Trio was a woman. Well... During the concert, the group

Forget it, people, All of the will introduce one of its own com-

trio are men and they have added positions, which comes from its

a guitarist. perception of Ravi Shankar incon- cert.

The purpose of this addition is Admission is free with tickets

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a concert in the Theater of the from the creative-arts office. Greg Herring

BOARD OF STUDENT ACTIVITIES

Federation of Students * Applications are invited for

CHAIRMAN, WINTERLAND ‘69, ’ by Dec. 8

Applications are considered by the Board of Student Activities and the Board’s appointee becomes a voting member of the board for all aspects of planning and opperation of Win terland ‘69.

If applications are not received by the deadline above, the event may be cancelled.

WRITTEN APPLICATIONS SHOULD BE SUBMITTED ON OR/BEFORE THE ABOVE DATE TO

BRIAN ILER, CHAIRMAN, BOARD OF STUDENT ACTIVITIES, FEDERATION BUILDING

‘I like to

8 336 The CHEVRON

“Big land’ unveiled

Annual Carol Fantasy tonight -till Sunday

Tonight, tomorrow and Sunday for the theater, is planning spec- afternoon is the annual CarolFan- tacular decorations to get every- tasy in the theater. one in the festive spirit.

The program includes the pre- Admission is free. Tickets miere of the oratorio ‘The bQ from the theater box-office, phone la&# by Dr. ~-4 cmrr;ings 744-6111 1OCd 2126. , (liberetto) and Alfred Kunz (musl ic).

Other parts of the program will be selections from Handel’s Mes- siah and favorite Christmas car+ 01s. Words will be printed in the program so that all can join in with glee.

The performers will be the uni- versity chorus, children% choir, symphony orchestra and of course the audience.

Earl Stieler, technical director

out of hospital

Qardi returns for lectuf e

Popular request has returned lecturer-poet John Ciardi to cam- pus.

Many people were disappointed during the Arts Festival week when travel difficulties made Ciardi too late for his afternoon lecture.

Ciardi, poetry editor of the Sat- urday Review, is both a disting- uished lecturer and a poet, Those who were able to see him last time were enthusiastic about his speaking ability and general ap-

Paul Berg, creative-arts direr- peal. tor, has returned home after nearly EntitUng his lecture 9Vhat good a month in K-W Hospital. After a is a college?‘, Clardiwillspeakin period of convalescence he will the Theater of the Arts on Thursl return to the university. day at 4:15. Admission is free.

Specially Equipped

Buss& will be waiting to speed you to

LONDON

to see our own WARRIORS play WESTERN on

Friday December 8

And if you think the bus trip looks exciting, just wait ‘till you see the game!

A round trip ticket, including game ticket is only $3.10 (Booster club members, only $2.85)

TICKETS AVAILABLE at Seagrams stadium, Arts theatre Foyer and the village.

SEE YOU THERE!

M(aterloo captures puck title by Pete Webster Chevron sports

Although the Warriors open their regular season tonight, they al- ready have one championship un- der their belts. They defeated the University of Carleton Ravens 8-4 last Saturday to capture the sec- ond annual Dominion Life Tourna- ment.

3. Waterloo, Modeste (Jo- doin) 14:55

Penalties: Banks (tripping) ~43; Heenan (charging) 3:12; Cooke

(tripping) 5:ll; Heenan (interfer= ewe) 8:45; Stanley (interference) 16:04; Romashyna (charging) 16:. 39; T. Barkley (interference) 18:25.

The Warriors earned their way to the finals by defeating Lake Su- perior State Lakers 7-O in the op- ening game of the tourny. Carleton downed Waterloo, Lutheran 3-2 to qualify1

The Warriors having been mak- ing it a habit of starting slowly and Saturday% game was no ex- ception. Although they led %l at the end of the first period, Carleton had several good scoring oppo+ tunities. Only excellent goaltend- ing by Larry Copeland kept Wat-’ erloo in the lead,

Second Period 4. Waterloo, Rdmashyna

(Mervyn, Murdoch) 1:45 5. Carleton, T. Barkley

0JarI-M \ 9:23 6. Waterloo, Eccles (Mod-

este, Banks) 15:17

Penalties: Banks (tripping) 2:. 45; LeBelle (tripping) 4:58; Mulli- gan (interference) 11:15; Baird (holding) 11: 50; Acheson (intefi ference) 14: 51; Romashyna (slash- ing) 14:51; D. Barkley (high stick- ing) 19:55.

Carleton drew first blood when Third Period Paul Heenan took a pass from BilI 7. Waterloo, Cooke McDonnell and beat Copeland with 8. Waterloo, Mervyn

\ (Cooke)

1:30

2:oo a low shot to the corner. Rick Bacon tied it up for the

Warriors. He picked up a loose puck in front of the Raven’s net and fired it past a surprised John Lee in the Carleton net.

Joe Modeste put the Warriors on top when he beat Lee with a high slapshot to the corner.

Orest Rcmashyna scored his first goal of the season to put the Warriors 2 goals up before Tom Barkley closed the margin on a disputed goal.

Several of the Warriorsclaimed that Barkley had kicked the puck in but unfortunately the referee didn’t see it.

Stu Eccles, who played for the Ravens last season, rounded out the second period scoring.

Terry Cooke and Don Mervyn moved the Warriors further ahead with two quick goals in the first two minutes of the final period. Carleton came back with two goals mid-way through the period with Wayne Stanley and Scott Darling being the marksmen.

Cooke ended all Carleton hopes when he scored his second and third goals of the game with only min- utes remaining,

The Warriors outshot the Ravens in all three periods but as the game went on, the margin got greater. The shots were fairly even in the first period, the War- riors edging Carleton 13-11. In the second, the Warriors widened the margin to 14-6. Total shots on net, Waterloo 42, Carleton 20.

In the consolation game, Lake Superior State defeated Waterloo Lutheran &l,

Archie Orazietti, Doug Forres- ter, James Booth, Rick Comley and Jack Theriault each scored once for the winners.

John MacDonald was the only Hawk to beat Duffy Lewis in the Laker’s net.

SUMMARY

CHAMPIONSHIP CARLETON: Goal, Lee, Dyer;

defence, LaBelle, Johnson, Har- vey, Drummond; forwards: Dar- UZ, McDonnell, T. Barkley, D. Barkley Doyle, Heenan, Stanley, Hollingsworth, Acheson. :

WATERLOO: Goal: Copeland, &Uarrie; defence, Murdoch, Baird, Banks, Mulligan, Rappolt ; for- wards: Smith, Rudge, Bacon, Mer- Wn, Romashyna, Cooke, Modeste, Farwell, Jodoin, Conlin, Eccles.

First Period 1. Carleton, Heenan (MC-

Donnell, Drummond) 10:50 2. Waterloo, Bacon(Rudge) 11:58

9. Carleton, Stanley (Helling sworth) - 10:41

10. Carleton, Darling (Drummond) 12:25

11. Waterloo, Cooke (Mervyn) 17:51

12. Waterloo, Cooke (Rom- ashyna, Smith) 18:30

Penalties: Rwwlt (W?N%> 3:38; Romashyna (high sticking) 7:43; Heenan (charging) 7:43; Hee- nan (charging) 7:43; Mulligan (el- bowing) 11:57; La Belle (interfer- ence) 13: 57; Romashyna (ell3owing) 13:57; Drummond (holding) 14:38; D. Barkley (tripping) 16:35; La-

Lake Superior beat 7-O The first game of the Dominion

Life Tournament took on interna- tional flavour as the Warriors faced Lake Superior State College from Sault Ste. Marie Michigan.

Although the Warriors eventual- ly won the game 7-0, from the first face-off, it looked as though it would be a much closer game,

The Lakers came out flying in the first period while it took the Warriors almost a period and a half to get moving.

The Lakers controlled play for most of the period and only the brilliant goaltending of Dave Quar- rie kept the Warriors in thegame. He was especially good when the Warriors were two men short mid- way through the period.

The Lakers out shot the War- riors 16-3 in the first period.

The Warriors opened the score early in the second frame when Stu Eccles took a pass from Joe Modeste and beat Duffy Lewis with a wrist shot. Lewis incidently, played for the Toronto Marlboros of the OHA Junior A two years ago*

Ron Smith scored his first of three goals at the 16:09 mark but his second goal only 33 seconds later surprised everyone in the arena.

Smith carried the puck over the blueline and suddenly wound up and let a slapshot go that no one saw until the red light flashed.

In the third period the Warriors really started to move. Bob Mur- doch scored to start things off be- fore the first minute was up. Hugh Conlin, Don Mervyn and Smith, with his third goal, rounded out the scoring.

The Warriors outshot the Lakers 23-4 in that last period. Total shots on net were Warriors 36, Lakers 18.

The Warrior hockey champs. Front rohv Mel Baird, Ron Smith, Larry Copeland, Stu Eccles, Larry Banks, Dough Jodoin. Back row: Vince Mulligan, Hugh Conlin, Joe Modeste, Rick Bacon, Dan Hostick Head Coach Don Hayes, Dennis Farwell, Terry Cooke, Don Mervyn, Orest Romashyna. Dave QuamTc, Bob Murdoch Dave Rudge, Paul Rappolt. Also shown is Dr, Ken Fryer, one of’ the loyalist Warrior fans. Chevron photo by Brian Clark ’

Wcwriors end pre-season 5-O The Warriors rounded out their of occasions by almost every War- men. Saturday the Warriors re-

turn to Kingston to take on the Queen’s Golden Gaels.

exhibition series Tuesday night with a 6-l victory over the school down the street.

The win, the fifth straight this season, was the third consecutive victory over the Hawks in the past two years. -

Don Mervyn, although running a temperature, paced the Warrior attack with three goals. Dan Hos- tick, Rick Bacon and Bob Murdoch each added singles.

Don Amos scored the lone goal for the Chicken Hawks.

Usually a slow starting team, the Warriors reversed their form for the first period firing 22 shots at Ken Payne in the WUC net.

Head coach DonHayes comment- ed after the game, (‘1 am glad we don’t have to face Payne every gall+‘.

Payne was tested on a number

rior. The shots on net areindica- tive of how busy Payne was. The Warriors outshot theHawks 50-11.

Hayes alternated his goaltenders Dave Quarrie and Larry Copeland. Quarrie shut the Hawks out for the first two periods before Copeland took over in the third.

Although Quarrie had only seven shots on him, he had to be sharp, especially on a couple of close in shots from Barry Byspalko.

Lutheran% only goal cameinthe third period with the Warrior two men short. Copeland stopped the first shot but seemed to lose sight of the puck. Amos picked up the rebound and fired it in the open side.

The Warrior open their (67-’ 68 Ontario Quebec Athletic Associa- tion season tonight in Montreal when they take on the McGill Re&

Last year this trip yielded two ties with these same clubs and Coach Hayes is hoping for a bet- ter start to this years season.

The first home game for the Warriors will be next Thursday . when the Warriors take on the Mc- Master Marlins. Mat finished in fifth place last season, and from all reports have greatly improved this year. They opened their se&= son two weeks ago with a pair of victories.

Next Friday, the Warriors will take on the Western Mustangs at London. Last year the two teams split their home and home series but the Warriors came back in the OQAA playoffs to defeat the ( Stang s &2. Make sure you make the. trip, you won’t be sorry.

Pi&evil/e finishes tour 5-O by Tom Rajnovich Chevron sports

“They are a really strong team. They worked well inside and they were strong rebounders,” said one member of the Waterloo Warriors basketball team.

The Pikeville Bears completely outclassed the Warriors in the second meeting between the two teams played last Saturday night.

Pikeville’s shooting and play- making could only be described as great as they won their fifth straight game on their Canadian visit.

Steven Butcher, a guard for the Bears, led his team with hustling play and fine shooting. He seemed able to score at will, but often prefered to pass instead to team- mates.

Although they lost by a decisive margin, the Warriors played well, with the exception of a six-minute period in the first half and the last five minutes of the game.

During these weak moments,the defense seemed non-existent, and the offense was not much better. Most of Pikeville’s 40lpoint mar- gin was picked up during these- periods.

Time and time again, the Bears broke through the-Warriors’ mar+ to-man defense for easy lay-up shots, or scored on long jump shots from outside the key. Often they utilized their great speed to score on fast breaks.

The Warriors looked good a- gainst the fine 2-3 defense used by the Bears. Doug Lockhart scored 16 points from his guard position, and Brian Brown got 13 from centre. Brown seemed to play better after coach Pugliese changed to a 21-2 offence from the l-%2 he had been using-earl- ier. Sol Glober, one of the better shooters on the Warrior team, scored 11 points. Neil Rourke got 9 points, as did Jaan Laaniste be fore he left with an injury. Ty Burch also got 9 points, as he came off the bench with his second strong performance in a row.

In addition to his scoring punch, Lockhart played ‘a heads-up game, and together with Laaniste seemed to run the Warrior offence with authority. ’

Pikeville% scoring was spread out with Collier hitting for 26 and Butcher scoring 21. Maynardadd- ed 14 in a winning cause.

It is interesting to note that Pike- ville was 18 for 18 at the foul line in the first half, afact which shows the calibre of the team.

The next games are at Lutheran on Tuesday. The first game starts at 6:30 while the varsity game starts at 8:30.

B-ball fans will have to line up this year if they wish to see the Warriors.

On the morning of all games350 exchange tickets will be available at the box office. The other 250 tickets will go on afirst come first served basis at the door. The box office will be open at 9:30 ongame days.

The inconvience is due to the fact the athletic complex is not yet fin- ished. Manager needed

Want to see all the thrills and heartaches of intercollegiate Bas- ketball from the inside?

No, you don’t have to be Wilt Chamberlain but you just have to lj.ke b-ball and be available two evenings a week from 4:30-7:30.

The Waterloo basketball teams need a manager and anyone inter ested should see Coach Dan Pug- liese on Monday at 4:3O.

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Scott 'gains pluce in ~vcwsity turling final by Paul Solomonian

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will be there to defend his crown Steve Wilton and Adrian Lomas when the final game of the double- match up tonight at 7 to determine elimination curling tournament is Scoti? s opposition. Both games

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will be played at the Glenbriar. Scott, who lost his opening game

to Wilton, assured himself of a berth in the final with two big wins last weekend.

On Saturday he eliminated Mike Ash %2 in nine ends and followed on Sunday with. a 7-5 decision over Lomas. Lomas had gone into the game as the only undefeated skip in the tournament.

Wilton stayed alive by defeating Don Latta %5 on Saturday and then eliminating Bill Icton 7-6 on Sun- day. I&on was undefeated going t

ATHLETlC SCHEDULES - - INTERCOLLEGIATE BASKETBALL:

HOCKEY, Tues. Dec. 5, .Warriors it Lutheran 8: 15 Fri. Dec. 1, Warriors at McGill Fri. Dec. 8, Warriors at Queens Sat. Dec. 2, Warriors at Queens Woman’s Sport Days,

Thurs. Dec. 7 McMaster vs Friday and Saturday Basketball, Volley-

Warriors Waterloo arena 8:30 p.m. ball, and Badminton, Seagram gym

Fri. Dec. 8 Warriors at Western

INTRAMURAL Schedules are completed until next term Recreational Hockey, Tues Dec. 5 Midnight Studs vs Oaks

’ Wed. Midnight, Cossacks vs. Oaks Thurs. 11 p.m. 72’ers vs Fryers Flyers ‘I 2 tiidnight Gop vs r’s Rink Rats Skating, every Thursday afternoon I:30 - 3:30 Waterloo Arena

Due to the limited seating capacity of Seagram Gymnasium the following procedure will be followed for all remaining Warrior basketball games, 350 exchange tickets will be available at 9:30 a.m. on the day of the game. Season ti: ‘tet holders may exchange their season ticket for a particular event ticket by presenting their book of tickets at the box office at Seagram Stadium at 9:30 a.m. on the day of the game, on a first come, first serve basis, The remaining 250 tickets will go on sale at the gate on the evening of the game. The Athletic Department regrets this inconvenience but the delayed finishing date of our new Athletic Complex makes this arrangement necessary. L

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into the weekend but was dropped 5-2 by Lomas on Saturday.

The winner of Sunday’s match receives a bye into the best-of- three final next semester to de- termine the U of W standard- bearer in OQAA competition. A straight-elimination last-chance tournament will be played in Jan- uary to determine the other final- ist. The importance of Sunday’s match is seen in that December’s winner has never been unseated in January.

The big game last weekend was Scott’s match against Ash. The score was l-l after two and re mained unchanged until the sev- enth, as Scott kept blanking ends to keep last rock and play for a big frame.

He had a chance for a deuce on the important sixth end but lost it when he drew through the house with his first rock. He’ hit and

rolled out with his second shot to try to keep last rock through to the eighth.

On the seventh Ash, who had been trying to steal a frame or force Scott to count, had two in the house and Scott drew for the singleton.

The take-out game continued in the eighth and Ash could only pick up one to force the extra frame. In the ninth, Ash again tried to build a front but Scott kept it clean and took the winning single.

Both rinks curled exactly 65.5 percent, Scott out-curled Ash 81 percent to 72 percent.

Lomas counted singletons on the third through the sixth and again on the eighth as Icton was missing badly. Wilton led Latta 64 after two and was never in trouble.

On Sunday Scott, leading Lomas 2-1, blanked the third, took two on the fourth and stole one in the fifth to .put the game out of reach.

Toronto sweeps poI/, Israel aILstarr QB

The powerful team in the OQAA showed its class by sweeping 11

positions on the league’s all-star team.

The University of Toronto Blues led the selection in the annualCan- adian Press poll of coaches, foot- ball writers and broadcasters.

University of Western Ontario Mustangs had seven players among the all-star selections. Queen% University Golden Gaels placed five men on the team and McGill University Redmen two. A total of 25 players was chosen to fill the 24 offensive and defensive posi- tions.

em Halfback-Peter Bender, McGill QuarterbacLBob Israel, Western Center-Peter Tasker, Western Guard-Jim Wakelin, Toronto Guard-Bob C limie, Queen’s Tackle-Arnie Carefode, Toronto Tackle-Jim Kellam# Toronto End-Mike Eben, Toronto End-Carl Lindros, Western

DEFENSE Halfback-Paul McKay, Toronto Halfback-Bayne MNorrie,

Queen’s Halfback+Riivo Ilves, Toronto Corner linebacker---OttavioClols-

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Western Inside linebacker-Mike Wright,

To ronto Inside linebacker--Carl di Giacw

mo, Queen’s Middle linebacker--Jeff Ashpitz,

McGill Tackle-Brian Murray, Western Tackl+Ylo Korgemagi Toronto

In all, five Toronto players were picked for the offensive unit and six for the defensive squad, Mus- tangs had four players on offense and three on defense while two of Queen’s five all- stars were chosen for the offensive lineup.

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Conrad Grebel wins soccer crown by Paul Solomonian Chevron sports

Conrad Grebel combined staunch defense and quick offense todefeat the favored grads 1-O in theintra- mural soccer final, played on No- vember 19.

The adverse field and weather

conditions played the largest role Grebel’s speed finally paid off in keeping the score low. against the more technically sound

A virtual double line of Grebel grad squad. Dennis McGann con- defenders restricted the smooth- verted a long Swen Erickson pass playing grad team to long shots on for the winning goal with less than goal. When they did break through, a minute to play. goalie Al McKay was there to turn them back.

Basketball: rich get richer / The three leagu+leaderS won

Steve Gard, science 1, struggles to break Paul Drohan’s pin as John Grosdanofx phys-ed 1, . checks to see that his shoulder isn’t touching the mat. Coach DeArmon noted that this year’s turnout for the wrestling team was the best ever-

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their games last Tuesday as has- ketball action wound ufi for the term. League play resumes in January.

West picked up two points on idle North in the Village league when East defaulted. Phys-ed moved past South into third place, winning 44-36.

Renison opened up a four-point lead over Conrad Grebel in the residence loop, bombing winless St. Paul’s 54-12. Grebel could do no better than tie third-place St, Jerome’s 27-27.

Iifs crowded at the top in thefa- culty circuit. Math crushed win- less grads 81-26 to move two points ahead of science. The sciencemen lost ground when they defaulted to third-place engineering.

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Wayne Steski won his fifth in a

row on Tuesday to move into first place ahead of Dave Hawkins, who had a bye.

The two teams with the highest point-per-game score will meet on December 12 in the final. Hawkins leads in this category with 44 points in five games. Steski is sec- ond-with 47.5 in six. Cam Duncan is a close third.

Bill Icton won his fourth straight last Thursday to increase his total to 34.5, two behind Jan Oliver, who is in second place.

I&on, with a game in hand, is in second place in the points-per- game race with two rounds to play. Oliver is third. Paul Solomonian, who had a bye last week, remains in first with 38 points in four games. The final is on Dec. 14. Thursday, Nov. 23: Holmes 9.5 Kirkby 1.5 Icton 9 Cornwall 2 Oliver 8;5 Leigh 2.5 Lomas 8 Cook 3 Wilton 8 Chisholm 3 Weston 9 Trotter 2 Finch 10.5 Cale 0.5 Ldking 8.5 Larden 2.5 Tuesday, Nov. 28: Steski 9 C ecile 2 Rajnovich 9 Mitchell 2 Ash 9 Butterfield 2 Holmes 9 dilchrist 2 Wilton 9 Sweet 2 Duncan 8 Cooke 3 Krelove 9 Coulter 2 Stevens 9.5 Bryant 1.5

DECEMBER 4th ’

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Engineers span& the Wnmature” Math Society To the editor:

Traditionally the engineers are first on campus. On Nov. 16 this was demonstrated: the Engineering Action Committee, planned, and with the help of the Engineering Society, executed the official opetig of the new math building, christening it “Fort Stantongs and beating the infant Math Society by 12 days.

It isn’t difficult to arrive at the conclusion that the Math Society has a great amount of growing up to do. By their apparent retalia- tion for our deed they showed what poor losers they really are. They splashed paint on the trophy case

Whaddaya mean dropout? in the engineering foyer and jam-

med the locks. How immature1 The case was the object of attack since it contained the remains of the pop bottle used in the christ- ening. In contrast to the orderly and harmless display put on bythe engineers theMath Society’s action was completely destructive.

Let’s hope that this was rash act by a few and not an example of the character of the entire Math Society-or we may have to wait a long time for the Math So&& to mature.

CHAIFiMAN, E.A.C.

Rally round a U of W sportscar club To the editor:

The results of the Engineering Society car rally show U of W needs a sports car club for two

reasons: the interest in this type of activity and the need for more knowledgeable and experienced or- ganizers.

specifics: --Every rally must have an odo-

meter check. There was none in this rally, This is a well-defined point at a given mileage near the start of the rally (for example: 10.00 miles--third telephone pole on left (#1323) after J.Jones mail- box. ODO CHECK) This gives the rally& an opportunity to es- tablish his odometer error, which would hold for the entire rally.

--No instruction should require the rallyist to break the Highway Traffic Act, the Criminal Code, or commonsense rules of highway safety. We were required tomake

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a U-turn on a main road. This is against the Highway Traffic Act- at least it is dangerous.

-rOur main complaint is that questions should be to determine whether the competitor was on the correct route. The rallyist’s ans- wer should be considered correctly if it has the right sense. Questions should also be capable of being answered sitting in their vehicle on the route. In two cases this was impossible.

--The results posted should in- clude at least a checkpoint-by- checkpoint breakdown of time points, total procedural points, total question points, as well as names of <organizers andmarsh- alls.

--Protests should be open until .

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feedback COMPLETE results are publish- ed. This allows competitors @to protest the scoring as well as the route and instructions.

‘Otherwise the organizers did a fine job. Although the speeds were a trifle slow, the roads and instructions were well thought out and--best of all--accurate.

About a sportscar club. lf we can get that many cars on a rally, the interest is there. Look around the parking lots--the sportscars and sporty cars are there.

There would be several advan- tages--liaison with other sports- card cltibs in the area, more and bigger rallies I other types of ev- ems.

If WUC can do it, why can’t we? If you are interested phone me at 576-3018.

CHARLIE STEVENS civil 2A

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To the editor: The student organizers of the

engineering car rally should be complimented on their choice of a course as well as thechallenging, though not too misleading, instruc- tions. For first-time rallyists, we could not have had more fun driving and navigating.

Some of the things we’ll remem- ber for a while yet are the snowy hill we‘barely scaled at the end of section one (on the fourth try), the two Ws who trailed us for sever- al miles then made a wrong turn and disappeared, the time we stop ped to push another car out of a hole and the slippery curve where we almost wiped out into an icy river.

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To the editor: I have kept my barker shut the

last few weeks to see how the Fed- eration-administration war would develop. Being a softline, none- aggressive compromiser from a- way back, my conscience hadlittle other alternative.

When opposite sides form it is customary to take a Galop poll to influence’ further developments. The random, computer- selected, sample of 70 members of the Uni- versity of Waterloo broadminded enlightened community of scholars interrogated by Heather Gallop showed 3 for the Federation, 3 for the administration and 64 forC har- lie Brown.

Reflecting led me to the sound conclusion that the results did not

indicate much. So here% a Snu Pee Average for the U of ‘Loo student exchange. At the close of the day’s activity, the blood-pres- sure average was up IO points for the biggest gain of the day. The Federation was off 5, just like the Administration, tending to indicate they were getting further out of touch with the traders.

Turning from corporate to indi- vidual shares we see Dr. Batkeoff 3/4, President Hagey up 3, Ireland off l/2, Saxe off 5/8, Dean Minas up l/8 with minor changes if any among the rest. These changes can be related to their ability to keep in touch.

This downward trend can only cause concern about the upcoming changes of office in the Federa- tion. (The administration does not put positions on the line every year.)

It is of utmost importance that these people keep in touch. Could part of the problem be that they get their hands in too many pots? Maybe they need more help.

SNU PEE civil 3B

Who’s really more civilized? Smog Africa doesn’t need

To the editor: “Africa is a different world.”

Your headline (Nov. 24) falls in tune with Western journalism. I do not rule out the poverty of Africa, but our asking outsidehelp does not ask such open insults as “Primitive cultures ‘*.

Let us unveil history. The civilized culture was responsible for massacring millions of people during colonization and the spread of Christianity, millions during the two world wars and, in the past and now, millions b Asia.

Besides $ millions of Africans are now held in perpetual strife, awaiting mass starvation in the labor camps of South Af rica, Rhod- esia, Angola and Mozambique, All this because we Africans have a priniitive culture and Europeans a civilized one? Terrible I

May I remind Mr. Taylor (the author) that thousands of European slaves perished on the sugar plan- tations of the Caribbean islands in the 16th century because Europ- eans were weak and lazy. It was the black man--through labor, sweat and loss of dignity-&that later triggered the Industrial Revolution in England. His labor in the Caribbean meant capital for paying the children, women and men under the wretched conditions of theindustrial cottages and chirn- neys in England.

A similar labor supply (not forced) is now being applied in black-ruled Africa so that from the heat and “jungles” of tropical Africa will emerge an industrial

Student council decision-making: to practice what they preach The operation of student council has changed

over the years. This change is directly related to the change in the programs of student council.

In the early years of council, most issues were strictly sandbox, with no attention to matters of social or academic importance. With thesheppard council of 1966-67, things changed. Councilmem- bers realized the university is really part of the world and not separate from it.

Out of the Sheppard council came the group that Steve Ireland needed to develop policies that would show that students were finally living up to their responsilities. It was this group of old hands, .mostly in the executive, that provided the leadership for such moves as university-govern- ment and the quality-of-education programs.

However, there was a subtle change in council operations in the summer. Emphasis was placed on committee work by council members. More decisions came from the individual councillors. A radical change had come about in the operation of the council executive.

Before the Sheppard council, the executive of council had traditionally operated along cabinet lines, presenting a unified front to a council that uas asked to rubberstamp everything.

The Sheppard council was transitional. The %ecutive no longer presented a united front to :ouncil on all occassions. This was not adeliberate )olicy. It grew from the diversity of opinion and Strong personalities in that executive.

The first few months of theIreland council saw 1 return to unity but this was due to real attempts )y the executive to reach agreement. If the execu- ive had not been unified in this period, council vould not have made the much-needed progress it lid.

The summer council sessions indicated that coun- :il was ready and willing to make decisions. Council rather than the executive was to decide the uture of the Federation of Students.

Of course, this could not have come about rithout a general consent of the executive. This ionsent has come and is grounded in the belief

that each member of council is able to and must take part in the decision-making process. Without this participation, council becomes meaningless, for many of its policies are based onthe expansion of the number of people involved in decision- making.

SO it was that at the October 30 marathon session of student council that each member was polled on what action should be taken.

So it was, in passing, that the executive admit- ted that it could eventually, function without closed meetings.

So it was that councillors came to realize how great their responsibilities were and how much time anci energy they would have to expend.

The executive’s role is now easily defined. The executive is the servant of the council. It is the duty of the executive to gather all the preliminary information it can, and to carry out the policies of council. This permits executive members to act in- dependently in council debates.

This means the executive leads less-and without a strong speaker, council meetings drift because members still look too much to executive members of guidance.

* Monday’s council meeting dragged because the

speaker, Jim Lindsey, did not give the floor to pea- ple able to deal with immediate questions.

Theory also collided with practice with d&as- trous results when council tried to pin Stewart Saxe down on the question of .buying an airplane. Since Saxe was an executive member, councillors tried to pass the buck by getting a firm statement of policy from him when he had only undertaken a fact-finding mission.

Members of student council should realize they have been presented with a unique opportunity: the opportunity to participate in a student govern- ment where ALL the councillors make the deci- sions.

All this is meaningless if the councillors do not live up to the opportunity presented and realize that they are decision-makers and not buck-passers.

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By then, I am sure, your jour- nalists will find it more delightful to photograph our fine nightclub dancers I who will be dressed to indicate nakedness rather than photographing the present pygmies who are clad in atmosphere.

AUGUSTINE ESILLU geopphY 3

(home country Uganda)

Politicians wodd get laughs if they tried to be moral

To the editor: The only people who can stop

QCanadian complicity” (Check- point, Nov. 17) are the federal politicians.

But why should they? Canada is sitting on the diplomatic fence in the enviable position of making a profit from the war while con- demning it on the grounds that any war is morally wrong.

International diplomacy states in its unwritten laws that Canada should not cant ribute DIRECTLY to the war. However, if we wish to manufacture bomb parts rather

than whole bombs, the rest of the world sits back and says what a fine country we are. Everyone is satisfied with Canada’ s position except idealistic and reactionary ca.rladiaIls. Canadians who know nothing of international policy.

Hypocrisy is the rule rather than the exception in international politics. The position of neutrality is always a position of “professed neutrality$’ .

The U.S. did exactly the same thing in the last war. It remained neutral (until Pearl Harbor), yet made a great profit by selling arms to the Allies--and in some cases to the opposing forces. Politicsis a cutthroat business: moral posi- tion depends only on what is to be gained or lost economically.

If Canada should reject the in- ternational credo of diplomacy and hyprocrisy, we would be wiped off the map. If any country drafted its foreign policy on the basis of morality, that country would be ri- diculed by the world.

If Canada were governed by (4 moral*’ politicians, we would soon be destroyed economically.

There is no mercy in the world political arena: our standard of living would drop drastically. Are you willing to give up your car and probably your university edu- cation just so you can say you are an honest man in an honest count- ry? I doubt it.

So why keep shouting forimpos- sibilities? Accept the fact of Can- adian government hypocrisy and complicity. It’s a fact of life.

CAM DUNCAN physics 2

Sorry, Prof. Sander, but

please keep it short

To the editor: In my lengthy letter (Nov. 24)

I referred to “Israel’s war of agression against the Arabs.*’ Presumably in the interest of bre- vity. “For what it is worth I think the Arabs had it coming” was excised.

This has led to some misunder- standing.

STANLEY SANDLER a&t professor, history

Friday, December 1, 7967 (8:23) 34 7 13

Parking: logic This is the complete text, some- what edited, of the report to the faculty association by its parking committee.

The Faculty Association unani- mously established a committee November 13, to study the recently announced parking charges and regulations and to make recom- mendations to the faculty on No- vember 23. Appointed to the com- mittee on parking were Professors G.W. Bennett (mathematics), J.B. C apindale (science), D.E. Epstein (arts), and P. Silveston (engineer- ing). The committee has deliber- ated and its report follows,

Method The committee proceeded (1) to

assemble as much relevant factual data as possible regarding parking facilities, costs and policy at the university; (2) to elicit the exper- ience of other Ontario universi- ties; and (3) to request individual testimony and recommendations from members of the faculty, stu- dent body and administration. The committee then evaluated the .in- formation and arrived at several inescapable conclusions.

Summary of conclusions 1. The imposition of a parking

fee is entirely unjustified at this time.

2. The parking fee is not a USER% fee at all; rather it is in fact a capital-grant SUBSIDY by the users to the university.

3. The amount bears little if any relation to the actual cost of operating the parking facilities.

4. There is absolutely no way to know how the money received by the university is being used.

5. The total amount is small compared to the amounts for oper- ating the academic (not to mention the non-academic) functions of the university .

6. Representatives of the uni- versity have been uncooperative, unclear and untruthful to requests for factual information and full discussion of the parking issue.

7. The manner in which the uni- versity made the decision to im- pose a parking fee, and the man- ner in which it communicated that decision to the university commun- ity was a gross violation of the rights, authority and express wish- es of the faculty.

Evidence In a memorandum September 6,

university president J. G. Hagey announced a( that effective October 1, all faculty, staff and students will be charged for parking space in the university lots. The fees,.. are the MINIMUM required to be commensurate with MAINTEN- ANCE costs .)’ (Capitals added for emphasis) The fee, regardless of lot location, was set at $24 a year or $2 a month.

However, in a report entitled “Costs for car parking” prepared in August by treasurer A.B. GelI- atly, the figure used as the”oper- ating Cost per year per place” is $15. The treasurer attributed the $15 figure to Alexander Romenco, security director, and William Lobban, director of physical-plant and planning.

In an October 6 communication from Mr. Romenco; the $15 figure is again used as reflecting “the average per annum cost of servic- ing each parking space in respect of physical maintenance as wellas operational control? Mr. Romen- co sought to justify the imposition

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of a $24 fee in his next statementi 8cAt this time we can only guess

at what the exact right amount should be, but since past ex- perience indicates a -cost of $15 per annum per space it seemed ap- propriate to try out the system at $24 and hope that we will average back to at least the $15 mark?

The committee finds the dispar- ity in figures and the logic appall- ing.

Nowhere is even the $15 figure justified. It appears only an as- sumption derived from “past ex- perience.” Upon inquiry, it was stated that based on last year’s experience, the $15 wa s divided between $10 for policing (“opera- tional control’$) and $5 for snow removal and repairs C’physical maintenance”) .

The committee has no firm knowledge about the accuracy of these figures. The corn mittee does, however, have serious doubts on the manner in which theseesti- mates were made, I their conse quent accuracy and the necessity for the costs being so high.

For example the administration has declined to give any informa& tion about the proportion of total snow-removal costs for parking lots alone. Furthermore, we have serious questions that policing ac- counts for two-thirds of the operat- ing cost for one parking space for one year. The seriousness is in- creased by data from other univer- sities cited below.

Making the dubious assumption that the $15 figure is accurate, how do we account for the additional $91 As best we can determine, this ad- ditional sum is to be laid aside for d‘improvements.*’ Mr. Romenco states, (‘If the fees charged pro- duce revenue in excessof expen- ses... these monies (will) be held in reserve for improvement of parking,.. or its operation.” The president corroborated this inten- tion in a memorandum November 16:

‘(In recommending... our park- ing policy, the operations council also recommended that revenues gained from parking fees in ex- cess of expenses... will be held in reserve for allocating to extension or improvement in parking lotsfor services.”

We find this statement and the in- tention behind a $24 parking fee in- compatible with the assurance of September that (4 the fees as listed...are the minimum required to be commensurate with mainten- ance costs.~’

In the treasurer’s report men- tioned above, monetary figures are included that cast further severe ‘doubt on the validity and necessity of the parking fee.

That report presented an esti- mate of $3,130,000 for construc- ting two high-rise parking garag- es for the university. Anaddition- al $200,000 is estimated as the capital cost for completing grade lots. It is this $3.3.million total that is used as the base figure for the parking fee to be charged the “users,”

It is clear, therefore, that fig- ures representing-large CAPITAL expenditures are used to compute I4 users fees”‘ees that presum- ably are being used only for OPERATING costs.

Two alternative financing schemes are outlined in the trea- sdrer’s reporti lOO-percent loan or an 85:15 plan whereby the province would support 85 percent of the capital cost and the univer- sity would cover the rest. In each of these schemes, the total”oper- sting” cost per year of $79,050 (computed by multiplying 5,270

bud,method parking places in both grade lots and garages by the $15 operating cost per place per year) is added to the capital outlay to produce a total cost per year.

Before calculating the “fee per month” to be charged the”userz? under either financing scheme, both operating costs and capital cost are combined; The suggested “users” fee, therefore, is design- ed to cover the ENTIRE cost to the university .

Ironically, the treasurer con- cludes his report with asummary:

“It would appear not feasible to consider 100 percent financing.

“+nly with the government supporting 85 percent of the capital cost do we approach a reasonable

review it with representatives of faculty and staff with a view to im- proving it next year if a means to do so may be found?

The committee fails to see how statistical data presumably absol- utely essential in determining the parking fee in the first place are not readily accessible. Moreover we are disturbed that the presid- ent does not consider the g‘ means” to review the-present parking pol- icy to be at hand. The committee feels the Faculty Association is providing the means, and that the administration could have aided the desire of the association to review the matter.

Individual members of thefac- ulty as well as collective bodies

fee rate. In my opinion any fee over $2 a month would be consid- ered too high related to other uni- versities.

#‘-I seriously doubt the pro- vince would support a$3.3-million parking project on an 85:15 bas- is.”

The committee inquires, if the treasurer was only engaging in an exercise in financial futility, why does it appear the %sers fee” was arrived at from-irrelevant and otherwise dubious estimates? The whole process of financial deci- sion-making with respect to park- ing fees is clouded in mystery and subject to the gravest suspi- cions.

Information was requested re3 garding the determination of the “cost per parking spot” figure of $15, particularly the$5for repairs and snow-removal. Specifically, the committee asked November 15 for figures for:

(a) total snow-removal costs in winter 19661967

(b) snow-removal from parking lots--cost for same winter

(c) costs of repairs to parking lots

(d) number of parking spaces presently available on campus

(e) number of spaces for grade parking when south campus-is fully developed

A reply was received Nov. 17: “We are unable to participate in

this review at this time but shall prepare a report on these costs when the investigation...is carried out at a later date.”

The investigation referred to is mentioned in an attached memor- andum from the president dated November 16:

“I would... request our operating and treasury department heads to organize the inquiry requested.,.if I could find justification in my own mind for giving such an inquiry preference over the many other and more vital demands on these people and members of their de= partments...When the p r e sent parking policy was established, we stated that during the year we would

of the faculty, most notably the arts faculty council and the science faculty council, have rejected the present parking policy and the imposition of parking fees. Fur- thermore, the faculty’s represent- ative on the President% Council on Planning and Development, Prof, H.G. McLeod, has stated that. the council was only ( { inform- ed” of the new parking policy upon its implementation and not before. The committee can only conclude that the administration considers the faculty’s queries to be its op position, and its desire for proper discussion on policy matters to be of little consequence. The com- mittee hopes the faculty will see fit to reassert its vital role with- in the university and enforce grea- ter responsibility upon the ad- ministration in the spirit of coop- erative decision-making,

It remains to report on the ex- perience of other Ontario univer- sities. Information has been re- ceived from five universities- Queen’s, Guelph, McMaster, Wat- erloo Lutheran and Western. Of the five, only McMaster has apol- icy of paid parking by faculty. Mc- Master’ s parking fee is $2 a month, with the option of paying 25$ aday. Access to university lots is con- trolled only from 8 am to 5 pm andi there is no restriction on location,, Parking lots are we&policed through gates, direction of traffic and ticketing of offenders.

The committee found the dataon police guards and enforcement capabilities most interesting. Mc- Master maintains 12 policemen and 6 commissioners (to help check stickers, collect fees and direct traffic) for the entire campus.The University of Waterloo, at latest count, maintains 16 security guards and 8 4 4 inside” men

Security l Parking Personel Fee

Waterloo 24 Yes McMaster 18 Yes Guelph 6-9 No Western 6 No Lutheran 3 No Queen’s 2 No

,worse At Guelph the estimate is six to eight constables plus a night watchman. Lutheran maintains one man on days for parking duties and two at night. Queen’s gets by with one man during the day and one man with dog at night.

The committee can only wonder whether there is some relation be tween the number of security per- sonnel and a paid and restricted parking policy. At Western, where earlier this year the combinedop position of the faculty and student body forced abolition of a parking fee policy imposed by the adminis- tration, the security force was dou- bled to 12 as the new policy was

-about to begin. The case of Western is instruc-

tive. Upon imposition of a $45. per-year parking fee, the faculty association at Western rejected what they considered to be an a& ministration fiat. They re jetted the policy on basically four grounds:

1. The faculty had not been con- sulted and the policy had not been negotiated with the faculty. (It ap- pears the administration claimed, however, that the faculty had “r-e- quested*’ parking fees). ,

2. The faculty had assumed free parking was a guaranteed amenity and a fringe benefit included in the normal condition of employ ni ent a

3. The fee represented amorti- zation of the capital cost of park- ing facilities and not the operating cost alone.

4. The parking fee had been lev- ied so that no tax deduction could be claimed (thereby costing the in- dividual more than the actual fee charged).

Faculty and students raised one additional argument. They could not understand why one levelof the p u b 1 i c education system-high- schools-did not charge for park- ing, while another level of the system-the university-did. Stu- dents as well as faculty at Western successfully fought the parking fee, the faculty association being the negotiator for both.

Recommendations The committee recomnlends for

the consideration of the faculty this resolution:

Whereas the Faculty As sociatioh recognizes the need for construc- tion and maintenance of university parking lots;

And whereas the preliminary - investigation of the Faculty A sso-

ciation’s committee on parking confirms that a number of ser- . ious problems exist in relation to the policy announced by the Pre sident in his memorandum of September 6.

Be it therefore resolved that the faculty instructs the Faculty Association executive:

1. To enter into discussions with the president immediately, in or- der to:

(a) arrange immediate suspen- sion of the policy announced by the president in his memo of Septem- ber 6, pending a fuller study of the problem designed to develop a more adequate system;

(b) arrange the refund to allfac- ulty, staff and students who so re quest of the monies thus far paid under the policy announced Sep- tember 6;

(c) arrange for immediate es- tablishment of a joint study group to devise as quickly as possible a suitable scheme for meeting the costs of construction and mainten- ance; and

2. To report back to amember- ship meeting of the association to be called at the earliest possible moment.

Twice tried isn’t justice No one should be punished twice

for the same crime. But this is exactly what has

happened to Mark Kirk, a student at the University of Western Ont- ario who was convicted of possessing marijuana.

First he was placed on two years probation by a London magistrate and then the board of governors of the university suspended him in- definitely.

It seems strange that students should be subject to two legal pro- cessesrather than one as the average citizen.

It is absurd to put this young man on probation for two years. demanding perfect behavior, at the same time as barring him from his academic career. This demonstrates the complete irrationality of both the magistrate and the governors.

One argument by the governors

for removing the student from the university is to prevent him from contaminating.other students. These overly protective people should real- ize that students are no longer children. Students must have the right to conduct their lives as they see fit.

Other, more responsible, admini- strators say that if the university has any responsibility at all it is to help the accused student become a productive member of the university and the community.

The situation at Western has yet ’ to be finally resolved. Protests from both students and faculty may con- vince the board of governors to change its decision.

A situation like this has not yet arisen on this campus but it could. The administration should set a policy regarding students, discipline and courts before we too put a student in double jeopardy.

It’s just plain ridiculous l Retraction-and not buried on sports pages like the K-W Record: Miss Engineer candidate Cathy Der- byshire is not going steady with Andy Sare, as previously reported But she’d like to be. - l The licenses for the Porter lib- rary’s elevators expired on August 30. l Howcum homeowners are always irate?

a Both the bookstore and food- services print their own book mat- ches. A ,little friction between the chief operators in the Mudie-Fisch- er building? l LBJ’s war on poverty has been a victim of the Great Suiciety. l The welfare state is a farewell state, says the New Right. Or so our buddy Malcolm LePain says the New Right says.

Design of the math and computer building forces the computing center’s operators to carry all undergraduate programs down and up a narrow and busy flight of stairs in order to run them. Nancy Heller finds the haul difficult enough without eager math frosh dashing up for their jobs.

Sorry, podnuh, this one’s going up

Would you like free board in a

Down with carpeted suite complete with kitch- enette and sitting room? If you’re power-hungry you can play tin god. I Qualifications:

*grad student or equivalent l convince the administration at

least during one interview that you are most concerned about student’s well-being (with due respect for the rules)

l fairly high tolerance for Village food (you are still free to make complaints about its quality)

The position of Village don is universally recognized as a posh spot if you can get it. Needless to say there are always many more applicants than suites available.

The don is supposed to safeguard the administration’s investment in physical plant and maintain dis- cipline. , But is this necessary? Re- sidents must pay for damages (or have their marks withheld), Self- discipline shouldn’t be too difficult since more than two-thirds of Vill- agers are upperclassmen?

Most dons try to ignore their responsibilities anyway. Some don’t even want to put up the omni- present notices in the johns.

We end up with a holier-than-

thou, you-better-wear-a-tie-to-dinn- er-if-I-feel-like-it clique. This little

dons-and fees

group costs the rest of the Villagers $23,900 every term.

The raise in fees could possibly be avoided altogether if administra- tion was more efficient and there were fewer frills like the tutors, another uneconomical position in the bureaucracy.

Plans for the new Laurel Creek residence call for self-contained sui- tes for 20 dons and two masters. Are they needed at all? If at all, why so many ? And who the extra- vagence of self-contained suites?

The don suites in the Village are a mistake if they continue to be the free abodes of tin gods. We have suggested a better way to make use of them. If the whole concept needs changing, it’s still not too late to do it for the new residence.

Village fees will be put up another $25 a term beginning in September. If don suites were RENTED out to INTERESTED senior students, the position should become much more meaningful and a lot more econom- q ical. In return for being available as a “friend” to house residents, the extra room of the suite would be a reward.

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edc on c ampus Today

CAROL FANTASY-premiere perform,ance of ‘The big land’. Selections from the Messiah and Christmas carols. Free admis- siohtickets from the theater box- office. 8 pm.

ARYAN AFFAIRS Commission (the original). To plan retaliation against the Chevron who cut last week% notice and brought attend- ance down to nil. A proposal to amalgamate the Aryan Affairs Commission and the Narco Squad. 7:30, security office.

ing for induction of new members. SS350 at 6:15.

ternational handicrafts. Great gifts for Christmas. Foyer of food-services bldg, 10-10,

Thursday

HOCKEY-Warriors vs McMas- ter Waterloo Arena. 8:30 pm.

Lecture by JOHN CIARDI. t’What good is a college?“. Ciardi, poetry editor of Saturday Review magazine, is returning by request. Free admission. Theater, 4:15.

INTER-UNIVERSITY SEMINAR series on critical problems for emerging nations in rural develop- ment. Village Great Hall. Reg- istration 9 pm.

Tuesday

Treasure Van. 10-10. Organizational meeting for CE-

BOC II because CEBOC I is filled to capacity. St. Paul%. 7 pm,

DUPLICATE BRIDGE in social- science student lounge. 7 pm.

Friday

WARRIORS vs WESTERN--- Treasure Island Gardens, London. Biggest bash of the year. Tickets for buses $3.10, Booster Club members $2.85. Everybody who’s anybody goes to this one.

Tomorrow The official opening of the Cl%

BOC house. Deserted farmhouse north of south campus. A wide variety of entertainment to please every campusite. Refreshments vary. ID cards not necessary. Males only. CEBOC---Committee to Establish a Brothel on Camp us. 6:23 pm.

Wednesday ,

DEC. 11-25 CUSO meeting. Panel of in- ternational students will discuss role and need of CUSO. Questions. AL116 at 8 pm.

Phlammareah and lymph-donor clinic. Readmission to Village contingent on results of this test. 7 and 10 pm. Village office. Sunday

RENISON FORUM at Renison Forum. T.Z. Fahedy speaks on “Reflections on Europe” 7 pm.

SFA (Waterloo chapter). Organ- izational meeting in board of pubs advertising office at 7:30. For those who can’t afford CEBOC. SFA-Sexual Freedom Association.

DEC. 25 Victoria Park duckpond, Organ-

ization meeting of CTAHG Committee to Assassinate Harold D. Goldbrick. 12:Ol noon,

Monday TREASURE VAN. Sale of in- CIRCLE K CLUB. Brief meet-

LOST FOR SALE

A Ponderosa coat accidentally ex- changed Thurs 23 in Chem B. call Karl, 742-3400.

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Anyone like Montreal (NDG area). want to share an apartment $40 month, call Eric 742-2097 and leave a message.

Be sure of having an apartment after the winterwork-term. Sub- let to a quiet professor and wife (no children). Phone 664-2521 or local 2553. PERSONAL

MARY: We must stop this, It is

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RI ~145 morning November 13 yellow UO~W winter jacket labelled MATH 72 %Aw” on inside label. phone Steve at 745-6233 after 6 pm Reward.

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Today’s column will illustrate the simple endplay. The endplay becomes necessary when you are in a contract requiring one more trick than you can possibly get or when, without jeopardizing your contract, it gives you a chance for an overtrick.

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and proceed to run your spades. If West trumps in he must lead a

club enabling you to put up the queen and win the trick or else he must lead a diamond enabling you to ruff on board and sluff your losing club from your hand. If he does not trump in, you simply lead a heart which puts him in the same position as before.

The important point toremem- ber is to strip the hand so it is only possible for the person you endplay to lead back the suit you wish led back. This is not a diffi- cult play but it is impossible to pull off if you do not count your tricks at the start of the hand-a habit you should adopt.

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