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Humor • Connor Toole • Mar 20, 2014 - 4:11pm

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Morning wood is a phenomenon that half the population has to deal with on an almost daily basis, but one

which gets little to no attention outside of male’s inner monologues.

I’m sure there’s some long winded scientific explanation for why one part of the body is alert before the

rest of it manages to catch up, but knowing why it happens doesn’t make dealing with it any easier.

While most normal people go to the bathroom in the morning, morning wood can make that task almost

impossible.

Ben’s Tips put together a handy chart detailing a number of ways that a guy can deal with this predicament.

From employing a blow dryer to constructing a couple of inter-dimensional portals, you’ll be sure to find

something that works for you.

If not, I recommend The Spray and Pray: point down, close your eyes, and hope for the best.

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Connor Toole 

Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and

burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online (where he assumes everything

is fake by default). He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College,

where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize hehated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", he is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-

fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at

[email protected] as long as you aren't annoying.

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