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How To KILL A LION , COMPANIES FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING METHODS:

Cognizant Method:

hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but givehim no work to do.give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to

sitgive them same gobi 65 to eat

hire 200 more....... and more .......

TCS method:

hire a lion

give him hell a lot of work and pay him governmentsalarylion dies of hunger and frustration

Accenture Method:

Hire a lion....Send him to chennaiAsk him to stay on bench for a long timeAsk him to eat idli,Dosa and VadaNo hindi, kannada or no other languages speaking ppl

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hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send himin African safarifor implementing flexcube in god forbidden territories,

tell him if he comesalive he will get band movement (promotion)

holy cow dies in fear of the real lion

COSL Method:

hire a lion .

tell him to merge with Goats (polaris) and reduce hisallowance...lion dies from fear that tommorrow he might become a

goat....

Polaris Method :

hire ..sorry....purchase a lion(COSL) ..change his timings...(instead of 9 AM ...change it to8:30 AM )cut down his allowance (coupons etc)lion dies from fear of becoming CAT.....

Capgemini method:

hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat...the lion dies before joining....

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Wipro Method:

Hire a Lion,give him a mail Id.he will die recieving stupid mails all day........!!!!

HUAWEI Method:

Hire a Cat; give him a salary of a Lion...Give him work of 3 LionsTell him to work late and even on weekends...No time for food and family, automatically die

PATNI

Method:

After joining when the Lion comes to know the fullform of PATNI as Pathetic Appraisal Technique & No IncrementTell him to work late and even on weekends...

He gets frustrated and dies slowly

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THE LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST

INFOSYS METHOD:

HIRE A LION.....SEND HIM FOR TRAINING IN MYSORE AND MAKE

HIM FEEL LIKE....................................................KING OF THE

JUNGLE! MAKE HIM TAKE GENERIC COMPREE EXAM.............................................LION TURNS INTO CAT

MAKE HIM TAKE STREAM COMPREE EXAM

...................................................CAT TURNS INTO AMOUSESEND HIM INTO PRODUCTION WHICH HASNOTHING TO DO WID HE LEARNED IN TRNG...........................................MOUSE RUNS HEREAND THERE FOR HELP!!!SEND HIM MAILS TELLING ABOUT MANDATORYCERTIFICATIONS

.................................................MOUSE COMMITSSUICIDE ... :-) :-) :-)

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This is how software

engineers die in India.