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How to do
BADPowerPoint!PowerPoint!
1. Use different colors on
every slide
2. Use lotsof
fancy fonts
3. Don3. Don’’ t prepare any handouts.t prepare any handouts.
Everyone will be paying attentionEveryone will be paying attention
to your every word,to your every word,
and will remember everythingand will remember everything
next week,next week,
so who needs paper?so who needs paper?
4. Don’t worry about checking speling or
gramar.
5. Save your main point until the very end,
then say it only once!
6.Don’t rehearse, and don’t check out the equipment or facilitybefore your presentationstarting time.
7. Use
monochromatic,
low contrast colors
for text and
background
8. Use irrelevant graphics
and audio clipsto distract your audience.
9. Memorize your talk word for word.
Then, if you lose your place, you can start all
over again!
10.Cram lots of small size text on every slide.
See, isn’t this legible from 20 feet away?http://www.microsoft.com/office/powerpoint/default.asp
http://www.indezine.com/products/powerpoint/index.html
http://www.soniacoleman.com/templates.htm
http://www.websiteestates.com/ppoint.html
http://www.brainybetty.com/20Percent.htm
http://www.brainybetty.com/index1.htm
https://www.microsoft.com/office/using/column08.asp
http://www.presentingsolutions.com/effectivepresentations.asp
http://www.bitbetter.com/powertips.htm
http://www.powerpointbackgrounds.com/powerpointtips.htm
11. Don’t use any logical
progression in presenting your
thoughts;this will keep your audience
guessing!
12. Use many special effects
and lots of animation;
everyone will be very impressed!
13. Don’t worry about matching the design of your slides to the situation and topic.
Go ahead and use a circus theme Go ahead and use a circus theme Go ahead and use a circus theme Go ahead and use a circus theme for an executive budget meeting!for an executive budget meeting!for an executive budget meeting!for an executive budget meeting!
14. Don’t worry about balancing objects on your page.
Everything can be off
Center. No problem.
15.