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Wut nife dew yew use fore to defend

yorsselfs at home frum

intralopers,zombees, wild hawgs and

wutknot?????

Eye have in my left poket a SpidercO gail

Bradford fore in case the thret is frum the

backdoor and a Zer0 Toolerence 801 in the

event it is frum the frunt door.

The reason I dew this is becawse when I

wartch the teevee the bak doore is on my

left ant the frunt on my rite. I did sum

rithmitick and desided that if a 6 feet

inralooper entred my home I could eesily

slice off his genials frum my lazey boy

without getting up.

This is a cirrius post and I Am KnoT a maul

nInjer!!

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LOL, funny stuff. 'specially "ninjer".

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Originally Posted by jeffwithaj

Wut nife dew yew use fore to defend yorsselfs at home frum intralopers,zombees, wild

hawgs and wutknot?????

Eye have in my left poket a SpidercO gail Bradford fore in case the thret is frum the

backdoor and a Zer0 Toolerence 801 in the event it is frum the frunt door.

The reason I dew this is becawse when I wartch the teevee the bak doore is on my left

ant the frunt on my rite. I did sum rithmitick and desided that if a 6 feet inralooper

entred my home I could eesily slice off his genials frum my lazey boy without getting

up.

This is a cirrius post and I Am KnoT a maul nInjer!!


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Eye no ur tryin 2 B funnie, butt u R really bad @ trolling teh forumz

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Eye resent that Jimmy Hendrickson. I wood alto lyke to bye a nife fore my yunger

bruther who is going to college. I wood lyke fore him to be able to cut the genials off

interpolers too. Dormisorys are filled wirh damjer! Godammit!!!

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Eye no ur tryin 2 B funnie, butt u R really bad @ trolling teh forumz


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The latter. Not clever enough to be amusing.


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I are stoopid. Are you a maul ninjer?? Ore are yew just a porn of a over sponcered and

over mudderated forim?? Cince yew willn't knot delete my akownt so you kan show yore

sponsors unkorrect membership numberz I figger I mite as well get bannnnnned. And

have sum fun two!!!! Eye see thet yew are are still browbeating this thred so have at it

sooper dooper mudderartor. Pleeze ban me but keep me as a number so you can

kuntintew to misleed the sponsers.






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I are stoopid. Are you a maul ninjer?? Ore are yew just a porn of a over sponcered and

over mudderated forim?? Cince yew willn't knot delete my akownt so you kan show yore

sponsors unkorrect membership numberz I figger I mite as well get bannnnnned. And

have sum fun two!!!! Eye see thet yew are are still browbeating this thred so have at it

sooper dooper mudderartor. Pleeze ban me but keep me as a number so you can

kuntintew to misleed the sponsers.

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Aww...sounds like someone needs a hug. You'll have to do better than that if you want to

get banned.

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I lyke howe you';se all jump in and quote the super doper mods post so yew kan all kiss

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Y'all rok!!!

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WTFFAF ? This is an attempt to get banned ?

You should tie this idiocy to one of your legs and thow it off a very, very tall building.......

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