HUM‐DRUMDomes,cbliss–justaddsoap

thecleaningmachinethattalksdirty…

Monday, 7 May 2012

HUMDRUMorHMMM–DRUMtheul,matehouseholdappliance/cureformaritaldiscomfort…

(FEELLIKEYOU’VEHADATHIRTYYEARTRIAL?)

akindwordmaybehelpfulbutakinkywordsavesmarriages…(hencewhymenlovethesat‐navwoman’svoice)

wiveswillnowfeelvaluedandappreciated…(MMMMMHMMMM!)

husbandswillneverhaveadirtypairofY‐fronts…(nothingworsethannocleandraws)

athoughRulgiSforanyoccasion…(WhysayIloveyouwhenyourwashingmachinecandoitforyou?)

Monday, 7 May 2012

“HMMM‐DRUM?”

YOU’DBETTERSTO

CKUP

Monday, 7 May 2012

FORMULAFORFIDELITY(orwhatever)

HEYSEXY! MMMLEMON!

afewkindwords lotsofpowder

OOOOOO!

freshwashing+

happyhusbands+

evenhappierwives

Monday, 7 May 2012

PERV‐‐‐METER…

MaleSecretary‐mildflir,ng‐wolfwhistle‐compliments

Pervert‐whoa!Notinfrontofthekids‐hidegrandma…‐DONOTUSEONSUNDAYS!

CreepyUncleGary‐referencestoyouandabathtub‐electricshocks‐interes,ngconversa,on…at,mes

choo

seyou

rse_

ng…

Builder‐heckling‐referencestochest‐referencestowhat,meyourlegsopen…

Monday, 7 May 2012

PHRASESINCLUDE…(wolfwhistle+lovingsighcomeasstandard)

‐you’vehadyourhairdone,itlooksbeau,ful!

‐yousetmyheartonspincycle…

‐Iknowwhatunderwearyouarewearing,Irinsedthem…

‐ PUTITINMYDRUMNOW!!!

formoreXXXwashingmachinechatcall0800‐sud‐me‐up

‐yousmellniceisthatDAZyouarewearing?

‐Youmaybedoingwashingbutyouaresodirty!

ANDMANYMORE

‐ImayberoughbutI’ddoyourdelicates…

Monday, 7 May 2012

?NOWAVAILABLE

OVERFRIENDLYOFFICEASSISTANTSETTING(Idealforhousetraininghusbands)

(willalwaystakeyourhusbandsload)

“neverseenyoursmileherebefore…”

“OOHBIGBOY…allthatforme?”

“nowIknowwhytheycallitbananarepublic”

Monday, 7 May 2012

DONOTSITONIT!Monday, 7 May 2012

FALLINLOVEWITHWASHINGAGAIN…(maybeyourhusbandtoo)

Monday, 7 May 2012

“YOURARSEIS

FAT”

“….WHY?”

IFFAULTY‐remaincalm

‐callsupplierorrepairman

‐keepoutofhearingdistance‐donoteatchocolateandcry

‐rememberitsjustthesudstalking

Monday, 7 May 2012

LONELYKITCHENSINC.

THANKSFORWATCHING!=D

alsoavailable

‐toaster/gaybestfriend

‐gossipingkegle

‐melodytaps

‐loven’oven

‐sarcas,cmicrowave

‐cheerfulchairs

JamesMeacockandKirstyThomson

Monday, 7 May 2012