History of Mullets Pictorial Evidence. History of Mullets - What is a mullet? A mullet is a form of ridiculous haircut Short on the sides and long at

History of History of Mullets Mullets

Pictorial Evidence

History of Mullets - History of Mullets - What is a mullet?What is a mullet?

• A mullet is a form of ridiculous haircut• Short on the sides and long at the back• When asking for a mullet haircut this is

what should be requested:

“One on the sides, don't touch the back , Six on the top and don't cut it wack, Jack"

Why is it called a Mullet? Just ask Baggio the Soccer Player.

History of MulletsHistory of Mullets

History of Mullets - History of Mullets - Other terms for Other terms for

mulletmullet• A mullet is also known as: Hockey player haircut, Soccer Rocker, Guido, Bi

Level Shag, Neckwarmer, Ape Drape, Sphinx, Hack Job, Lobster, Mud Flap, B&T (bridge and tunnel), River cut (as in Colorado River), Schlong (short on the sides, long in back), S&L crisis, Long Island Iced Tease, SFLB (Short in Front,Long in Back - "sphil-be"), Squirrel Pelt, Scorp (as in scorpion), East Kentwood Hair, Sharpies Haircut, Plugger crop.

A formal Study of A formal Study of MulletsMullets



BACKGROUND


This guy was

obviously

a famous Egyptian.

He was probably the

first person to ‘wear’

the mullet. Society

took the piss out of this

haircut 3,000 years ago

History of Mullets - History of Mullets - Mullets are Mullets are

declining………...just.declining………...just.


• The economic crisis in Asia has once again seen Mullets Flourish in the region.

History of MulletsHistory of MulletsSouth America has recently seen a boom in

the number of people with mullets

History of MulletsHistory of Mullets Mullets have recently moved in a pack formation

into the Information Technology field

History of MulletsHistory of MulletsMullets are normally found in bars with no

women.


Or at any sporting event that involves lots of cars.

History of MulletsHistory of MulletsFemullets have existed for decades!

History of MulletsHistory of MulletsIn the 1990’s there has been the

introduction of the Lullet (lesbian mullet)

History of Mullets - History of Mullets - Relatives of the Relatives of the

MulletMullet

History of Mullets - History of Mullets - Studies show there is a Genetic component to

the Mullet

History of MulletsHistory of Mullets• More and More Mullets are finding each

other.

History of MulletsHistory of MulletsAND they are breeding!


• This is a perfect example of a mullet on a non-famous person.


• That haircut is pretty ridiculous.

• However, a mullet on a famous person just seems more absurd.

• Why would someone in the public eye, earning millions of dollars subject themselves into such humiliation.


• It is OK to laugh at this famous person. He is a dick!


NO!

History of MulletsHistory of MulletsKenny G -The pied piper of mullets

Help me!!! I don’t want a mullet I am happy with my dreds

History of MulletsHistory of MulletsIsn’t that…. Kenny G my mullet looks good!

History of MulletsHistory of MulletsOnce he got

rid of his mullet

he got rid of his

stupid wife,

started rooting

Steffi Graph and

won every tournament

He is now #1


• Some famous people you just think that it is inconceivable that they could have ever had a mullet.

• But they have!………...


• Like the entire Chicago Bulls roster

Come on Fella’s

Lets show some

MULLETUDE!!!

History of MulletsHistory of MulletsOK Phil - But my Fro Mullet is much better than your white boy greying piece of shit!

History of MulletsHistory of MulletsCome on guys, show some team spirit.

All of our mullets are kick arse.

History of MulletsHistory of Mullets• It is a shame this guy can’t play basketball!!

WINNER!!!


• Australian Sporting heroes are not immune to the mullet.


• OH NO!!! - who is this guy?Hi my name’sNick Boots.


Definite MULLET Action!!


• This famous actor does not seem too pleased to be photographed with his mullet!

History of MulletsHistory of MulletsHe could make a bomb out of cotton wool, duct tape and a swiss army knife. He saved many lives. Yet no-one could be saved from an hour a week of his big mullet.


• Hamletullet

• RiggsMullet

• Mad Maxi Mullet


Why wont you go

into the hole

hairdressers??

Are you too good

for your home

hairdresser??


THIS

IS

GROUND

CONTROL

TO

MAJOR

MULLET!!


A GRADE 1980’s MULLET

History of MulletsHistory of MulletsTHE RARE BALDING MULLET

Worthington, can definitely do a ‘sweep over’

History of MulletsHistory of MulletsWhat is it with Wrestlers and Mullets???

History of MulletsHistory of MulletsAnd Baseballers??


DE PLANE BOSS!! DE PLANE!!


• Famous Magicians are famous for Mullets

History of MulletsHistory of MulletsINSPIRED MULLETS


INSPIRED MULLETS


INSPIRED MULLETS


INSPIRED MULLETS


GET THE F@#K OUT OF HERE!


Why was Jar Jar Binks so

unpopular? Was it because

he had an annoying voice,

added nothing to the movie

or was it because he was just

plain annoying - No it was

because he had a ‘Mullet’.

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History of Mullets Pictorial Evidence. History of Mullets - What is a mullet? A mullet is a form of ridiculous haircut Short on the sides and long at