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7/29/2019 Hi-School Life V. 5 No. 2 December 1, 1926
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Hahn: I 've thought up a swindle tha t would clean up a mill ion dollarsfo r a sure thing.Grahm: Why donrt you go to i t?Hahn: Canrt--the scheme re omires an honest partner an d I don't Y"....nowanybody I ca n t rus t . - -Mr. Bulock--liy daughter i s to be married tomorrow.Friend--Zat so ? Who is th e lucky man?Mr. Bulock--I am, by golly.
Not a Drop LostJim--My room-mate f e l l down th e stariway las t night with two pints ofwhiskey.Tim--Ded he sp i l l any?Fim--No, he kept his mouth closed.""Hello, old man. Join me in a bi te to eat? 1111No, thanks. I jus t had a l i t t l e lunch for breakfast a t a supper club.
J.1y FlivverI once had an old, old, f l ivver ,
I t was a t e r r ib l e s ight ,Oh how i t used to shivver,And shake wi th a l l i ts might .I took my gi r l ou t ridingOne cold November ni gh t,My radiator was boil ing, \And I \Has mad enoggh to f i gh t .We were stuck in a great snow-bankWay up to th e f l ivve r ' s neck,I looked in the gasoline tank,And i t wa s clean e m ~ t y , by heck.And so we had to walk back home.Oh Gosh! but we 0ere soreI said, "Will you go fo r a ride tomorrow night?"Quoteh my sweetie , "Nevermore ."
.-Harold Cole.
Brown: Have you heard th is new jazz version of th e funeral march ofChopin?Kaake : Ho--but I sup}_)ose i t ' s called nHearses, Hearses, Hearses."
Mr . Powe rs : I' m vJorried about my da ughter , Phyl l is .I!Irs . Di t t a : What seems to be the trouble?l:Ir . Also: I don' t know; bu t I bought her a yellovJ sl icker to wea r tohigh school and sh e hasn ' t paintea any pic tures on i t .
ExperienceHis s Hamilton: Do you bel i eve in a he l l on earth?Uiss Cocklin: Sure, I put on an amateur play once!
Overheard i n th e TournamentJ im ClarkeEat th e f i r s t tae): Wasn 't tha t drive a pippin? Oh, boy,di d you se e i t f ly? I a sk you, di d you SJ G i t f ly s tra ight for th egreen?Leo Cassidy (disgust e dly): Yes, I saw i t . I t ' s a great pity you cantgGt i t s tuffed and mounted.Him: I' m wo r r i ed to death, old man. I' m l osing my memory.
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