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Hello Today..Its Tod. I believe were expecting each other!
Well world I hope youve gathered all the toss together so we all
can unite and save the world from
certain doom..but just in case you didnt (shame on you, because
everyone should know a and Tod
,after all you know you cant have today.) And with Oprah gone, I
will make it my duty to keep
you humored with a different way to look at the mundane things
that you see .As much as I tried tostay away from world news so I
could I could create a new world.. todworld, that is, I couldnt
help
but lend my ear the evening news .They wanted to keep me abreast
of the l8est lunacy. It is May
sweeps and even the news is bent on ratings so they are going to
pull out all the stops to bring you the
full horror of the world or the complete lunacy .Today, because
of May sweeps, I saw the news for what
it really isa carefully scripted reality TV show. It has all the
elements that make those train wrecks
waiting to happen shows so good. Listen to how the news keeps us
glued to our seats. It starts off with
the weather(tornadoes, tsunamis hurricanes pollen air wind water
and makes them all sound so tragic,
therefore terrifying us ,But we cant tune away because we have
to stay tune to find out if we are going
to be next in the storms path(right after these messages)But
that never happens when they come back
because they start talking about traffic(backed up) then
horror(crime) then breasts(sex)Thats rightbreasts . Even in the
news sex sells. Its a shame , but its true .SoTodly enough I went
undercover and
discovered , 1 theres a ban on public breastfeeding its called
public indecency. Its still ok in go bars
though .Bars make for better viewing anyway (and besides we know
those fake breasts are incapable of
producing milk intyway .They produce dollars .Im jus sayin) and
2 theyve just introduced the new L
cup bra . One has nothing to do with the other directly, but
since todtv is television you can trust .and
a source you can depend on I thought that this story needed a
new twist. I decided to take my
favorite humorous outlook ask the tough question, Why is it that
in order to exercise ones rights, it
usually involves restricting someone elses for example;
Moms Stage Nurse-In To Protest Ban On Public Breastfeeding Of
Kids Over Two
TSK, TSK, TSK, Those poor hungry 2 year olds are gonna be so so
hungry and mad.Especially the fat ones
.They are not gonna like that all!!The babies should revolt and
stage a shit in Im pretty sure they
could do it .easily. Todlers of the world should unite, and
exercise their right their right to be nursed,
while in some case the dad is at at the HOT MESS TOPLESS GO GO
EMPORIUM AND FAMILY FUN CENTER
exercising his right to get nursed with Jacki. In the VIP
room..Im jus sayin. What if a mom is out
and the baby just latches out in public and the mother has to
decline her right to feed and the baby
decides he wants it now and the breast police see it. I know
someone who said he was breast fed as a
child. But thats not the term he used The term he used caused me
to see him riding his bike down the
street as a 7 year old and his mother comes over while hes
peddling down the street and just wips a
breast and feeds him(Im still trying to erase that from my
mind)..Im just sayin.My point takes a
humorous poke at a serious issue, how we must exercise our
rights. Even if it means having a breast in
(even though theyre gonna be out) (But not like the stripper
out.) Those chix really have all figured out
.How to toplessly exercise their right to freedom of expression
and get paid.
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For women cant make do with anything less than a KK cup bra:
Lingerie company Bravissimo has
introduced a side L, saying women were asking for more cup
room.
Weve heard that from Oprah Winfrey, like a bajillion times, but
if women really need a size L, ill-fitting
brassieres could truly be a problem. And ladies seem to be
realizing this: The New York Daily News says
the average bra size in the U.S. is 36DD, when it used to be 36C
10 years ago.
The NYDN quotes Luis Pareles, editor of the Lingerie Journal,
who says that women are clued in to their
true bra sizes, adding, An L-size cup is the largest Ive heard
of.
When we hit Z, someones going to have to get control of this
thing, before bra size spiral out of control
Hmmm what story do I see here? With information like this out
there, Im sure someones trying to
manufacture this bra.. And I just know theres a girl out there
whos determined to be the first person
to wear the Z bra
d like to meet that doctor who going to design those breasts
..Or do I.
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