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Have your speakers on and
tap your toes!
Honouring Our Glorious Women
Inside every older person is a younger person --
wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the
bitch up with cookies. (Unknown)
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think
of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic
who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your
girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he
can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
The phrase "working mother"
is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
Every time I close the door on reality, it
comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be
thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days
attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a
horrible warning.
-Catherine-
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm
not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing
them.
-Sue Grafton-
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done,
ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine
marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-
I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your
permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
Send this to five bright women you know and make
their day.
Every woman I know is bright -- so I am sending this to
several more!!!