Have you ever wanted

to take a break from

being you for one day?

Here is your chance . . .

Wanted: Someone To Be Me for a Day

You must know Sign Language.

Hug my brother

when he gets off the

bus and ask how

kindergarten was.

Be good at lacrosse, good at football,

Be good at making pancakes,

Someone

who makes

pancakes,

cereal, and

other simple

food items

Someone

who at least

tries to do the

homework

Let my

cousin do

the best hair

styling ever,

Be respectful to my single mom,

Slay an Elder dragon in Skyrim (like a boss),

Fill up a slobbery dog’s water dish (wear gloves),

Breakdance every Thursday

Watch football every Sunday and Monday with my dad.

Play soccer

seven times a

week and play

on three

different

teams.

Text every day even with the same person

and never get tired of it.

Like to hunt,

like Country

music,

Like NASCAR,

Eat chili cheese

hot dogs without

throwing up,

even after four of

them,

Sing as often as possible

especially with

my best friends,

Laugh at absolutely

everything until I am crying,

tell friends who

are going

through a

tough time that

everything will

be okay,

clean and organize room

and backpack constantly,

Be amazing at

football and must be

the hardest hitting

player on the team,

And always

looking out for

my brother.

Must be able to

skillfully beat me in

quick scopes COD

and BF3.

Must be able to

make an entire

classroom laugh,

because you

MUST love the

sound of

laughter.

deal with my wild and weird friends, be kind to others,

walk neighborhood

dogs for money that’s

going towards a new

Fender Stratocaster

electric guitar

someone who’s a vegetarian and someone who can juggle religion, sports, gymnastics, and friends

Play the

clarinet

and get

good grades

Wake up for me at 7:00 in the morning and get all my stuff that’s probably on the floor and put it in my bag,

Go to basketball practices

only for the parts when my

coach makes us run suicides

(sprints),

Do tae kwon do

and kick boxing

Ride ATVs that are clutch

Make sure you can

build huge towers

made out of blocks

with my little sister

and cousin.

Make cinnamon French toast with sugar on top.

You must annoy an

annoying sister,

play with my other

two sisters,

which are my dogs.

Must be able to

cook coconut

chicken

Sing as often as possible especially with my best friends,

Burn everything

you try to cook

especially toast,

Spend all day and

night putting up

with my four

sisters and three

brothers

Spend time each day with my father because family is the most important thing to me

Must help my dad and go to work with him.

Must like to go to El Salvador