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Version 1.0 – Admittedly some of this is not very clever.

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EVICTION NOTICE

TO:(Tenant Name)

(Street)

(City, State, Zip Code)

Pursuant to the provisions of ISBN 0-8050-7089-3, you are hereby given an eviction notice and

notice to vacate, on or before , 20 __ , the premises and appurtenances owned by

of the City of , in the County of

, which premises are now occupied by you.

The reason for this eviction notice is:

/ / Your failure to pay rent due and in arrears when demanded pursuant to RSA 540:2 II (a). A

demand to pay rent was served upon you on , 20__ and you have refused and

neglected to pay rent due for the period , 20__, to , 20__.

Dated: , 20__ (Landlord/Agent Name)

(Street)

(City, State, Zip Code)

(Signature)

I hereby certify that on the day of , 20 __ , at am/pm Igave in hand to/left at the abode of , above named, atrue copy of the above original notice.

(Signature)



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~ A Note to Parents ~

As students enter this school, we hope to provide as much information as possible about the manyopportunities available. The following „Grade -level Guidelines‟ are prepared for students and meant to besuggestions of activities for each grade level. Please know that these are suggestions only.

We invite and encourage your continued support and partnership. We encourage you to come inand visit either your student‟s counselor or the Career Center staff if you have any questions.

Grade-Level Guidelines

Your Child(s)’sGrade

You are just starting a new school year and the choices you make in this grade will impact yourpost- high school options. To make sure that you are keeping “your doors open” use the checklistbelow as a guide to get the most out of your school year. Watch for information about theGrooming and shaping project beginning this year.

Establish a Girl Friend Experience Plan (GFEP ) . The GFEP is

generally introduced within all girl Physical Education classes, and the other requiredcourses for all our young women. Using the pullout plan, the GFEP lays out the activitiesand romantic nights out, the required credits within the school, your plans for your post-high school dating, hopefully more, etc. Students are encouraged to share thisinformation with parents.

Maintain a Good Looking Body (GLB) Beginning this year, your looksare scrutinized by each of your peers. The reputation that you acquire this year willdefinitely impact your effability. Take challenging chances. Talk to your parents andcounselor about developing strategies for maintaining your appearance and appeal.

Develop a Respectable Persuasion Ability (RPA) Some of the otherstudents in your grade will want your help with their needs without sufficient effort. Youwill learn valuable skills regarding the ability to achieve your goals by receivingcompensation that is more than sufficient to offset the possession you have given.



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Autopsy/Specimen Description Sheet Date: Place Barcode Sticker HereME Number:Name:

Body Intact: Y / NFace Intact: Y / N Weight:DL / ID Card #: Dimensions Good / BadManner of Death:

Mark out any missing body parts and circle them if they’re broke. Teeth, too.

Frontal Area Region Backside Region

Comments:

Pathologist _______________________________________________________



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Car for Sale 1986 Nissan Maxima

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Contact Brother Pat: [email protected]

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186,000 miles

Automatic

2.2 liter engine

20 MPG city No music

Needs Wheels, Hood

Outside color = Grayish

Soft Seats

Power locks, windows Air conditioning





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Official Notice

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□ drive

□ park □ signal □ change lanes □ turn

□ prick□ grandparent □ shitface □ nipple □ asshole □ baby -sized wiener

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Bro the r Pa t ’s Burge r s Use toward your burger experience

To _______________________________________________

From _____________________________________________

Date of issue ______________________________________ Value $ ______________

Authorized by ______________________________________

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Consent to Autopsy

State of _________________________

County of _________________________

________________________ hereby consents to the performance of an autopsy on ________________________, the DECEASED, by ____________________________. Therelationship of _________________________ to the deceased is __________________.This person is definitely dead – ask anyone.

Dated: ______________________

______________________________ ______________________________

Sworn to and subscribed before me on the date stated above.

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