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What do birds say on Halloween?

“Trick or Tweet!”

Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy?

At the ghost-ery store!

What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters?

Booberries!

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no-body to go with.

What do owls say when they go trick or treating?

"Happy Owl-ween!"

Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with?

His ghoul friend.

JJ KKEESS

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

On blood vessels.

The skeleton couldn't help being afraid of the storm

He just didn’t have any guts

All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?

Frostbite.

What can you catch from a vampire in winter?

He was trying to get ahead in life.

What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?

Spooktacles.

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JJ KKEESS

What do you call two witches living together?

Broommates

What Halloween candy is never on time for the party?

Choco-LATE!

What do witches put on to go trick or treating?

Mas-scare-a.

Boo jeans.

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy?

Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat?

"Trick-or-feet!"

What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?You never know which witch is which!

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JJ KKEESS