Girls' Bunk News

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2:The ladies of bunk 2 cannot seem to stop their intellectual pursuits even after school is over . and still continue read ing such literary classics as Nate the Great and Dawn's Big Date. Robin is thirs ty. AMI 3. The gi rls are becoming card sharks thi s sumer . playing numerous ~ames of Spit to sharpen their skills before taking the show to Atla nt ic City. Counselor Michelle F. is rumou red to wa nt to take the ha nd of Dr. Richard BElki n. 3:Working ha~d t o establ ish the bes t kickball team in camp Jenn ~takes t i me out for hairdress ing to fill her hurigfy stomach . If not playing kickball Bunk 3 is constantly bei ng harassed by scouts from the Miss America Pagaent. 4:Although not proper ly announced, Mullai was no t captured during this year' s Ca pture the Counselor. JUl i e H. recently joined the bunk. Nikky Pl att, Recky Seltzer &Ha ley Cohen all made th is year's swim team. Lee has re turned after a brief sti nt wi th the health care sciences . Ashl ey Lupo won the Lip Synch qeen of t he bunk. Runk 4 challenges any other bunk in camp to a cleanliness compet i tion. 5:There is an uni dent i fiab le sl udqe on the floor of the back room of this cabin . Jolie has been identi f ied as t he mysterious voice of the Godfather. Gabby is currently i n detox for Fundip addic t ion. 6:Jackie Cheyne and Mi chelle Lev in showed up a bit late but better than never for this summer 's fun. The group is a talented bunch of ac t resses headed for Broadway and Ho ll ywood. 7:These girls hol d the record for most bug juice on the table. They also take t hei r water skills to the lake and pool for swimming , boat ing and Splashout. These are women sophisticated bu t prone t o injury. 8: Margo is being cha sed by bunk G The counselors listen t o el evator music~ara ha ~ecreased her flirting. 9: Being d6cked f61'h 1lf several camp socials fo r being caught on the boy ' s Si de these youn~ women have turned t he i r cabin into a hair salon. CITi; : Sarita wears fu nky socks. Lollipos are in demand. Ilene is back. The concept of responsibili ty is becoming depressing.

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Boys' Bunk News

B: Early last week Pot sy woke up, showered, and brushed his t eeth only t o f ind out it was two in the morning. Also Bun k B wel comes Dillon. C: Matt Cohen and Matt St empa have made it oAto the prestigi~S~NT tennis t eam. \ 0: In Hie~~ Al Yankovich style these guys have reworked the Micha ckson sinole Black or White into a new modern camp vers ion. These people pride themselves on l i vi n9 in the conditions t hat they do. E: AS ambass ador from France Olivier (blah blah blah) has come to America on a secret terrorist mission beginning at the Twig. Jason Bader (counselor, etc.) has been caught sleepinq during mi d day hours by high ranking camp officials. He i s in competit ion fB~X wi th all ti me record holder Rich Belkin for Sleepiest Counse1 r. F: Justin Glaz ier has been buried in crackers. Eri,t- ,Pos t and Jesse Wolfson made all t he boys soccer teams. . G: The Fantasy Football League has entered its f irst ever draft pi ck . · It has procl aimed this week as Jackson Five Heek P1-rsing uninterupted hits from dawn till dusk. Mr. Rueb~" Be1 ew' Rodan answers all fa n mail. H: The 0 s are getting t ired of workina for a 1iv in~ and wish e was an easier way to earn a 1ivin9. 01: A serious outbreak of "Belkin Disease" has broken out putting these fine gentl emen in a state of nea r perpetual relaxat ion and unconsciousness.

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Top Ten Excuses for Beino Late For Curfew:

Snok~S_by Rachael Yo r ker ~--

Snakes are close relatives of lizards but unlike most lizards

Hl. I lost track of time . they have no outer ear openings q. My watch is slow . and no legs. Because they have n 8. I fell in the la ke. no outer ear openings they must 7. I was chased by a bear. feel vibrati ons instead of 6. Racoons were hol ding me hearinq them . Thay also find

hosta~e. thei r warm bl ooded prey by detecting 5. The Pocono Madman ki dnapped t he locat i on of their prey's body me. hea t . 4. The mosquitoes carri ed me Speak ing of food,a Kig Cobra

away. (or any other snake) WIll often 3. I underwear was on t he eat another snake. Sick, huh? It

flagpole ana I had to does this by either injecting or qet it down. spitting venom, a type of poison

2. I was helping a counselor , t he snake manufactures, at its 1. Oh, I'm late? ???? prey. It can leave the future

meal paral yzed, blinded or even killed. THen its independently

---""--" movinq upper and lower jaws V'1<~~~! open wi de, as in wi iii i ide, and the

snake swall ows its prey whole! Every year or few years a snake

will molt, or shed its skin, leavinq I a thin membrane behind. There is

already a new skin underneath. Snakes .can be very interesting

creatures. Mos t are not harmful, and in thi s pa rt of the world have li t tl e or no venom. But if you're no t sure don' t 90 around pi cking __ them up.

Counselor Quotes

Colleen, I 'll meet you at line up. - Kri sten W.

This isn't real life. This;s Twiq. _Roger B.

I know how to handle kids. Nick. H.

My wal'ters are work ' lng t h elr' butts of f . Cut 'em some slack. Marc M.

Isn't fun the bes t thin~ t o have? Howard G.

!~here' s my stuff? Nancy M.

Wear 9rean on Thursdays. Melissa

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Boys Camper of the Week: Boys COunselor of the Week: Joshua Selig Hyman Frank X. Powers

Josh ua S. Hyman wi l l complete his first decade on earth on Aug.27 , 1993. This is his second summer at t he Twig . Josh, or s impl y Eins te i n (So aptly named for his uncanny sci entific approac h to life) wishes fery much to be an astronaut when he grows up. His dream is to be t he first human to walk on ano ther planet. But back here on ea rth Mr. Hyman enjoys reading (espec ially the Einstein Anderson se ries ) and goinq on trips wi th his fa mily .

Josh l oves the life at Twiq.He bel i eves it a place with f un ~ enounh fo r everyone and a quality menu to keeps his belly happy . Josh's fa Vori te activities include boating, swimming, arts &crafts and hik i nq. Josh also li kes to fo llow intellectual pursuits'. He is a published writer and sci entist (see his article on snakes in this iss ue ). His quote for al l the world to hea r is : "Camp passes f ast. " En joy it .".

Girls Counselor of the Week: Mu l l ai Anandasegar

Frank X. Powers, the supercounsel or of Bunk E comes to the Tig at age 20 from parts unk nown. When not in camp s t 'm II.~ · Frank at tends Mt. St. Mary 's

-COll ege ana is purs uing a double major of Business / Chicks .

This beinq Franl's third summer at Twig he's hooked uo again with Uncle George Jamison in a tagteam effort to control or at least subdue the rabid maniac' of Bunk E. WHen (i f) Frank grows up he hopes t o become a pro wrestler or a tycoon of unheard of wealth and power.

Frank l ikes camp because of the friendships made he re, the experience of cBmmunal liv ina and Swab.

On hi s free ti me Frank enjoys cru is in' for ch icks and bur0ers with Uncl e Moe. Al so naked skydivino is a favorite hobby. Frank's favorite food at camp is stuf fed peppers and the subsequent spri nt to the bathroom soon af ter .

Frank beli eves that world peace could be ac hieved through a direct translation of t he simpl e phrase 'Dog Boy'.

Girl s Camoer of t he Week: Allison Ped inoff

On Aug. 9 Mullai turns 20 years old. It will be a speci al time as i t As a second year camper in wi l l be her first birthday at Twig Bunk 8 t hirt een year old Allison (in t he Lake!) Mullai attends Pedi noff of Livingston, NJ receives Ursi nus Col l ege in the off season this summer ' s pres tigious award of and majors in Biology. Gi rl s Camner of t he Week. Allison

She real ly digs it here at th e was recommended by a Danel of campino Twig beca us@ the airls in her bunk experts. She is bein~ decorated are" great (Bunk 4). She LOves Art s for this honor for her outstandina &Crafts and the whole ' get back citi zenship in communal livinq,

shari na, and all the virtues of theto na ture scenario'. Mu l l ai highes t order . does n' t like to stay in one place for

Alli son l ikes camp because ofa very lon~ time and has t hus travel led all the nice peoDle she gets toal l al ong the East Coast, i n Japan meet every summer. Some of herand in India . She rocks to the likes favor ite act iv i ties include hockeyof U2, REM and Sting. Mull ai fancies

herself above average w'ng . ~ ~~((~(l~ and volleybal l . in the spe~of stupid and useless fact s . ' /l Alli son enjoys the 900d fun to

We lcome to the Twig! ! !!! ~ 6) be had here at Twig but also bel ieves camp is an

G~ oppo rtunity to learn respon­si bi l ity and how to net along with others.(Y\0 \ \ <\ i

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HOROSCOPE

RY: EL ISE LI POFF

CANCER (June 22- July 21) Don't keeo your emotions bottled up or trouble will come uron you. LUCKY LOVE OATES: 17, 24

LEO (July 24- Aug 23) Re a leader not a foll owe r--with a no-mess no-fuss attitude. MONEY TIP: Spend your mo ney wi sely--you won't usually have a l ot to spend.

VIRGO (AUG 24-S!pt 23) Looks can be dece i vin~- - reevalua te the situation befo re dec id i no. HE~lrH TIP: Don't eat t he camp food!!

LIBRA (Sept 24-0ct 23) Try not to 00 out of yo ur way to imnres$ a boy/~irl--you will ne t the best results ~y beinn yourself. LUCKY LOVE DATES: 16, 21 ·

SCORPIn (nct 24- Nov 22 ) ~eware of poison ivy leaves becau se if the stars are oo i nti no you have a hinh chance of ~ett in~ it. HE~LTH TIP: Drinki nq camn water may nive you a stomache ache.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23 -Dec 21) Yhen tradinn food-- don' t aet suc kered out of anythinn--you may not net a fair deal. MONEY TIP: . Reware of th ieves.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 20 ) Lock your bunk up at night ! Beware of raiders! I! !!! LUCKY LOVE DATES: 14, 26

AQUARIUS (Jan 21-Feb 19) Clean your bunk. Failin~ inspection i sn ' t fu n! !! HEALTH TIP: Exerci se a l ot to keep healthy.

PISCES (Feb 20-March 20) Resolve oroblems with fe l l ow camper s before it aets wors e . LUCKY LOVE 8ATES: 2. 15

ARIES t ~arch 21-Anril 20)Write to your familv to ease the s tress on them. M0NEY TIP: ~on't soend it all in one place.

TAURUS (April 21-May 21) Be ac tive--don't be lazy and sit around your bunk. HEALTH TI P:T() ke showers evp.tyday.

GEMINI (May 22- June 21) Think tw ice before sayinn someth in ~ about someone else.

LUCKY LOVE DATES: 2, 8

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