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The truth about the environment The truth about the environment Lie’s ahead(!):Lie’s ahead(!):
A very simple lesson…A very simple lesson…
Don’t gamble with the environment, its sort of Don’t gamble with the environment, its sort of important.important.
Start with simple things, like this $50,000 Start with simple things, like this $50,000 electric hydrogen car….electric hydrogen car….
Look at this slide:Look at this slide:
Ahhh……..Ahhh……..
This is what happens if we don’t do This is what happens if we don’t do anything:anything:
Help!Help!
You can help your local environment by:You can help your local environment by: Planting flowersPlanting flowers Sell your dads Hummer, BMW’s have better Sell your dads Hummer, BMW’s have better
mileagemileage
Chew new Eco-MintChew new Eco-Mint©© Gum by WrigleyGum by Wrigley©© ! ! And much more!And much more!
Is the environment Is the environment REALLY that important?REALLY that important?
Yeah, sure it is! Yeah, sure it is! Without it products Without it products like tires and oil like tires and oil wouldn’t exist!wouldn’t exist!
It’s part of the cycle It’s part of the cycle so do your part!so do your part!
Helping will make Helping will make you a heroyou a hero*!*!
Eventually, if we Eventually, if we ignore this high-ignore this high-paced issue we will paced issue we will all be:all be:
*not really
But I'm just little Johnny from But I'm just little Johnny from down the block, what can I do?down the block, what can I do?
Well little Johnny(If thats your real name Well little Johnny(If thats your real name Mr. Bond!) of course you can!Mr. Bond!) of course you can!
All you need is a will(literally, All you need is a will(literally, this might get dirty) and a way(this might get dirty) and a way( Yah, I will leave that up to you).Yah, I will leave that up to you). So yes, of course you can LittleSo yes, of course you can Little (cough cough, wink wink)(cough cough, wink wink) Johhny* Johhny*
*By the way, Goldfinger and Dr.No said hi! :^) !*By the way, Goldfinger and Dr.No said hi! :^) !
This presentation seems kind of suspicious This presentation seems kind of suspicious to m.d.sgfukasdjhf*&:! HELP ME!!to m.d.sgfukasdjhf*&:! HELP ME!!
Please ignore that plea for help, we sort of Please ignore that plea for help, we sort of go that covered. go that covered.
Remember kids, respect your elders and Remember kids, respect your elders and politicians!politicians!
Don't make me say the consequences of Don't make me say the consequences of disobeying (hint: it rhymes with Breath!)disobeying (hint: it rhymes with Breath!)
Don't except me to give you Don't except me to give you any more hints, NOW GET BACK any more hints, NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!TO WORK!!!
One last word...One last word...
Before I leave and the last slide's are Before I leave and the last slide's are shown remember that capitalism is what shown remember that capitalism is what put us in this freak'in stupid put us in this freak'in stupid
position so remember to position so remember to vote for communism at yourvote for communism at your next election!next election! Thank you for your time andThank you for your time and spread the word!spread the word!
Do I have to say more?Do I have to say more?
If so, go to Iraq or Iran where nobody If so, go to Iraq or Iran where nobody cares. If you’re here in USA do this.cares. If you’re here in USA do this.
So join us!So join us! If this presentation** doesn’t work please If this presentation** doesn’t work please
contact your local mayor for contact your local mayor for reprogramming or just contact us at: reprogramming or just contact us at: [email protected]@mailinator.com
^^^^^Thats classified, capesh!^^^^^^^^^^Thats classified, capesh!^^^^^By law we have to say the KGB doesn’t exist.By law we have to say the KGB doesn’t exist.** ** Cough cough propagandaCough cough propaganda
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Powerpoint and Openoffice.orgPowerpoint and Openoffice.org This presentation was not meant to offend This presentation was not meant to offend
anyone!anyone! InstrurcablesInstrurcables Revver and Youtube!Revver and Youtube! Wordpress!!!!!! ;^)Wordpress!!!!!! ;^) idk?idk?
