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Three words,

eight letters.

- Say it, and I'm yours.

- I...

Lair, that's all I needed to hear.

What do you say we just forget thinking

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And follow our hearts?

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Yore a part of this

legacy, too, Nathaniel.

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I don't want to owe him or my family

anything. Serena, where's Charles?

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- Mom, what's wrong?

- Bart's been in an accident.

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My father's dead because of your father.

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I will stand by you through anything.

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Why would you do that?

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- Because I love you.

- Well, that's too bad.

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There's something you need to know.

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Just tell me one thing.

Was it a boy or a girl?

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I had enough trouble

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With the idea of mom and Rufus dating.

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- But now I share a sibling with my boyfriend?

- It's over, isn't it?

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- Andrew got caught in aiptide.

- Yeah, if we had known,

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- We wouldn't have even bothered you.

- Is it over?

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We've already lost one son.

We weren't losing another.

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You got here to N.Y.U.?

I'm starting in the fall.

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And tell me if what you feel for

me is real. It's just a game.

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- Chuck, why did you just do that?

- Because I love her.

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The end of high school means

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The end of me on "gossip girl."

Congratulations.

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You have a clean slate... until college.

Her dad is marrying Lily Bass,

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So I think that makes her

richer than all of you.

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Carter. I have something you

might want to know before you go.



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It's about Santorini,

what you were looking for there.

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You found my fatr?

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You were right.

I love you, too.

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And who am I?

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That's a secret I'll never tell.

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You know you love me.00:01:42,220 --> 00:01:44,520

1, 2, 3, here we go?

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Welcome back,

upper east siders.

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After a long,

hot summer away,

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I see it didn't take much

time for you to dirty up

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The clean slates I gave you.

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My inbox is overflowing,

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So let's get to the good stuff,

shall we?

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Spotted--Chuck bass

up to his old tricks.

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Poor B.

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I guess nothing good lasts forever.

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I'm Chuck... Bass.

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I know.

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I wasn't expecting to

see someone like you

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Somewhere like this so early in the day.

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It's too hot.

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Oh, it's never too hot.

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Care to test that theory?

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What if I have a girlfriend?

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Chuck bass doesn't do girlfriends.

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Where's your limo?

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I gave my driver the day off.

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Then I guess we'll have

to find someplace else.

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As for a certain leggy

blonde by a Hamptons' pool...

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Looks like Serena left



big shoes to fill--

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And someone finds them the perfect fit.

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Well, I found it.

And just in time. The car's here.

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Now it's time to go...

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Get you dressed?

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Mm. No, I'm not leaving.

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- I don't think we have a choice.

- As soon as we get in that car,

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It means no more beaches

and no more bonfires

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And no more stalking

the barefoot contessa

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Through 1770 house.

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Our summer in the Hamptons

is officially over.

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So, uh... a sit-in?

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More like a lie-in,

at least until the sun goes down.

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You're--you're sure

your dad doesn't know?

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Oh, totally. I mean,

we hid all the evidence.

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Look, Dan doesn't even know.

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He's too busy pre-readin

all his books for college.

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And I snuck onto his laptop and, uh,

might've disabled

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His "Serena Van Der

Woodsen" google alert.

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Yeah, you kown what happens

when we get back to the city?

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Then it's Serena's problem.

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As now,

we made her a promise.

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And it is very important

to keep those...

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Even if they were asked via drunken text

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From a turkish pay-as-you-go phone.

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Our bags are packed.

The house is closed up.

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But the real question remains.

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Now that you've spent your whole summer

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Drinking your coffee

out of Cece's china,

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Will it taste as good coming out of

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Your "welcome back,

kotter" mug at home?

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Sure, it was great out here,

but I like the real world, too.

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Since we and Lily... it's a better-smelling,

higher thread count version

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Of the real world, but till... yeah.

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Serena's gonna be home by 6:00.

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I-I mean, how can she even

greet us when she gets here?

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Isn't she taking a vow of silence

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- For a month at the ashram?

- I don't know. "She, pray, love" thing

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Of hers is great and all,

I-I just highly doubt

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She can keep her mouth shut a whole

month. Even so, it's time to leave.

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And I think her month is up.

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Uh, yeah.

I need to meet up with Vanessa, too,

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'Cause she apparently

has something to tell me

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About how she spent her summer.

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wasn't she in urope with Nate?

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Ladies and gentlemen,

here they are!

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Well, it's a good thing

the flight attendants

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Dim the cabin lights over the Atlantic.

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Mm, even better thing



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That my car got a flat

on the way to Heathrow,

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And I missed the plane

that I was supposed to on.

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Otherwise I would've

been sitting in seat 3B

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Of an entirely different plane,

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Making out with an entely

different passenger

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In seat 3a.

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All right,

so now that we're back on our own turf,

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Do I at least get your number?

Maybe your last name?

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A little mystery you never heard anyone.

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Really? Oh, come on.

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Please. You gotta give me

something to go on here.

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Okay. Uh, well,

we are going to the same school.

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Yeah, and Columbia's kind of a big one.

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I mean, especially when you

factor in graduate school.

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You caught that?

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See, you're a better

detective than you think.

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Well, my car is waiting.

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Oh, are you done with that?

I'll take it.

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Yeah, sure.

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Ew. On second thought...

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You have a problem with the Buckleys?

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Yeah, well,

that right-wing nut Jeb

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Called William Van Der Bilt a deviant

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For lobbying against D.O.M.A.

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Maybe that's because

william van der bilt

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Called Jeb Buckley a

cokehead and a cheater.

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What, are you saying it isn't cheating

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If you get yourcongressional aide pregnant?

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Oh, my god.

You're Nate Archibald.

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And you're Bree Buckley.

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You pulled my hair during

Clinton's inaugural ball.

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Your redneck cousins

tried to waterboard me

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At the easteegg hunt on

the white house lawn.

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It's good to see you again.

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Yeah, take care of yourself.

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Why not?

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It's better to wait.

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How long?

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Now.

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What the hell is going on?!

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Blair... I can explain.

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Um, I'm sorry.

I didn't know he had a girlfriend.



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yes, you did. She did.

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I...

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Shame on you, Ashley Hinshaw.

How could you do that?

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Pick up someone in a relationship?!

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Have you no pride?

no self-respect?

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okay, but I didn't know that

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You may have an Abercrombie campaign

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And the security code to

Clooney's castle in lake como,

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But that doesn't give

you the right to try

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To steal someone else's man!

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Now take your American girl hair

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And your poreless skin and get out!

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okay, you're crazy.

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- Hey.

- Hi.

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Oh, thank you.

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It's been three hours.

I missed you.

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Mm.

Well, let me make it up to you.

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- Or we get stay.

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So, uh,

Jenny'll take Eric'soon.

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With chuck at the palace,

Eric will take his room.

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Oh, sweet thank you.

I really didn't want to sleep

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Under chuck's dirty girl scout painting.

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Oh, and, uh, Dan

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Yeah I'll thank you when

we get back from Brooklyn

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And when Lily gets back,

we'll join you. Oh, Mr. Rufus,

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There are some packages

I could't put upstairs.

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Oh, what are you doing?

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- Recycling?- What?

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Whoa, whoa. Oh my god!

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- Uh, it's not what you think.

- So much for "eat, pray, love."

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Well, you know,

I guess she got the "love" part right.

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You can't say anything.

Promise. Dan?

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Hey vanessa. uh, yeah,

I was just about to head down there.

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Serena... is home.

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Hello?

Yeah, I'm gonna have to reschedule.

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Serena!

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Dan can't make it.

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I think something's going

down with his family.

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DId he say what it was?

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As for Serena Van Der Woodsen?

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You left America a star.

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Excuse me, please.



What the hell is going on?

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I don't know.

Please help.

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But after your exploits in Europe...

right here, Serena!

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You've come back a supernova.

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and yet,

nothing explodes without a fuse.

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I wonder what...

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Or who make yours.

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Is, uh, Serena up yet?

we were talking till late.

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Uh, I think I heard her.

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Whats up?

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Money your mother left

us for emergencies.

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Not to boast, but we haven't

used a penny of it all summer

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Oh.

Well, thank heaven for salaried servants

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And an account at the beach club, right?

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Oh, well, I'm glad I have

the number for city harvest.

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This is all a little much.

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A little much? XXXXXXX

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Mom wanted everybody to feel

welcome while she was away.

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Or she's trying to bribe us.

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What? No. In fact, she got us

a special treat for tomorrow--

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A table in our name



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At Van der Bilt annual charity

polo match in Greenwich.

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Lily thought it would be fun,

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So we are gonna go have fun for Lily.

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Please show your family support

by mimicking my expression.

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U know, there'll probably

be photographers there.

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Are you gonna be okay?

You might create another mob scene.

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Oh, no, no.

Yeah,I'll be--i'll be fine.

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I'm really sorry about yesterday.

I thought after

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The whole arrest scandal,

out of sight, out of mind.

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I had no idea it would

be worse when I got back.

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Oh, you've apologized enough, Serena.

No one's blaming you.

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Now that those vultures have

a first shot of your return,

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I'm sure they'll leave you alone.

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- It's not like you're gonna get arrest again.

-No, of course not.

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Um, I have to go meet

blair to go shopping.

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You can't go to a polo

match without a hat.

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I'm--i'm gonna walk you out.

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Uh, thank you for the escort,

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But I think I can walk 15

feet without hurting myself.

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There was nothing out of sight

or out of mind about your trip.

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- I know what happened.

- I-I don't know what you're talking about.

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Serena, there was no Ashram.

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I went to Ashram...

On a tour.

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Dan, I appreciate your concern,

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But the little white lies

that I tell my family

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- Are none of your business.

- Rufus is my family.

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You lied to me.

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Althose e-mails about

the--the benefits of Bikram?

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"Ten easy steps to colon cleanse"?

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- Turns out goop is good for something.

- What's really going on here?

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Nothing. Nothing. I-it was just

a few nights of harmless fun.

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- That's--that's it.

- All right. all right.

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- Where'd you get that?

- They're all over the internet.

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Whatever is going on,

you can tell me.

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Thank you.

I-I have to go.

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I know it's a buyer's market right now,

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actually anything worth buying.

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Why don't you just stay at The Palace?

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I'm done living in my father's shadow

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- And that inludes his hotel.

- And running his company?

255

00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:38,870

Lily was doing an amazing job



overseeing the board before she left.

256

00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:40,060

Why not let her continue

257

00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:43,480

What about you?

Any word from the van der bilt compound

258

00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,710

Since you've been back?

259

00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,500

Not a word.Torrow's the family polo match.

260

00:11:47,570 --> 00:11:49,270

I mean,

when I skipped out on the internship

261

00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:51,100

At the Mayor's office,

I knew they'd be mad,

262

00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,700

But now I'm getting

the silent treatment.

263

00:11:52,910 --> 00:11:53,890

So if they're mad already,

264

00:11:53,890 --> 00:11:55,490

Why don't you call the

girl from the plane?

265

00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:58,400

No,I'm not gonna use Bree

to send some message.

266

00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:01,710

You're missing one key detail--

267

00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,110

Sleeping with the enemy is hot.

268

00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:07,130

Why do you think I had

the whole Ivanka thing?

269

00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:09,550

Look, I don't want to stir

up stuff with my family.

270

00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:11,290

Look, if you think they're

done trying to control you,

271

00:12:11,290 --> 00:12:14,220

You're wrong,

and while you're waiting for your proof,

272

00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:16,440

Why not take Bree

Buckley out on the town?

273

00:12:16,730 --> 00:12:18,590

Have some fun with a girl you like

274

00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:21,490

And show your family

that you're your own man.

275

00:12:21,730 --> 00:12:24,020

Being accepted for who you

are is crucial, Nathaniel.



276

00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:26,860

- Like Blair accepts me.

- Wait, you do what?

277

00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:28,240

I go to Europe for three months,

278

00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:31,050

And you turn from Jane

Austen to Anais Nin.

279

00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,060

Is there anything Chuck

Bass can't get you to do?

280

00:12:33,130 --> 00:12:36,720

- It was my idea.

- No. No, it wasn't.

281

00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,920

Yeah. We--we had our honeymoon period,

and it was perfect,

282

00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,530

But... while other couples

settle into a routine,

283

00:12:42,530 --> 00:12:44,290

We we determined to

keep things interesting.

284

00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,730

So chuck plays the cheating bastard,

285

00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:47,910

And I play the scorned woman.

286

00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:50,300

I even get to choose who to humiliate--

287

00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,430

Models, tourists,

upper west siders,

288

00:12:52,430 --> 00:12:53,790

I don't know if anybody

ever told you this,

289

00:12:53,790 --> 00:12:55,170

But the honeymoon is supposed to end.

It isn't real.

290

00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,370

The real part is when you

settle down with each other.

291

00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:01,110

- The 3-month milestone.

- It is not a milestone. It's a gravestone.

29200:13:01,180 --> 00:13:05,050

Settling down means death--

less sex, more silence.

293

00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,430

We found a way to avoid

that that works for us.

294

00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,830

Wow.

You guys sure about that?

295

00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:13,190

I mean,

if you don't mind me saying so, i...



296

00:13:13,430 --> 00:13:14,690

Well, I think I know blair pretty well.

297

00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:16,800

Look, I would so like to retire

298

00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:20,270

- Any mention of the whole "Jules and Jim"

thing.

- All right.

299

00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:22,210

But listen,

the games may seem like fun.

300

00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,950

Are you sure Blair's not

just playing for you?

301

00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:27,680

Cause if she's not doing

it for herself, too...

302

00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:29,520

Well, things could get mess.

303

00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:34,040

If you love him,

then lock him down.

304

00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:35,940

Open relationships only invite chaos.

305

00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:37,040

Trust me. I know.

306

00:13:37,130 --> 00:13:39,700

It's not an open relationship.

We're completely monogamous.

307

00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:41,770

It's just one of our games,

like the rest.

308

00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:44,560

Yeah, until it isn't anymore,

playing the scorned woman.

309

00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,320

And actually being the scorned woman

31000:13:46,430 --> 00:13:48,960

Is a slippy slope.

B, college is about to start.

311

00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:51,130

What happens when one day

you don't get there in time,

312

00:13:51,170 --> 00:13:54,850- And he actually kisses someone else, or

worse?

- He wouldn't.

313

00:13:58,210 --> 00:14:01,020

Ugh. I still have no idea

why they're following me.

314

00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:02,730

Oh, please. spare me,S.

315

00:14:02,770 --> 00:14:05,170

I get every edition of "hello!"

and "ok!" there is.

316



00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,600

I know what you did this summer,

and who.

317

00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:09,360

Cristiano Ronaldo?

318

00:14:09,970 --> 00:14:11,980

I hope you got your shots

before you traveled.

319

00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:13,510

- Should I be worried?

- No.

320

00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,280

No, I just had a great time.

321

00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:19,180

I just wish that they

would leave me alone.

322

00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:22,930Oh.

is that why you got your hair blown out?

323

00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:31,970

Listen to your quality problems.

324

00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,440

Serena's being chased by paparazzi,

325

00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:35,920

My dad and sister are

house-sitting a penthouse,

326

00:14:35,930 --> 00:14:38,060

- And I have a farmer's tan.

- All right. Okay. You got me.

327

00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:40,140

The good life is--is actually--

It's pretty good.

328

00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:41,370

What, uh, what was so important

329

00:14:41,370 --> 00:14:43,210

That you had to bring me

here to tell me in person?

330

00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:44,820I hope it's not about Nate.

331

00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:47,900

Oh, we hooked up one night in Prague,

but it was not a big deal.

332

00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,630

But after I came back and started

hanging out at this place...

333

00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:52,050

Please tell me you're not working here.

334

00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,910

I am so done serving coffee.

Thank God.

335

00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:57,690

Just made some new

friends one in particular.

336

00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,680

- He was here this morning.

- Oh. So you are dating someone.



337

00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:01,940

His name's Scott,

338

00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:03,640

And I think you guys would

really like each other.

339

00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,445

We actually met him here in

the spring like 5 seconds.

340

00:15:05,445 --> 00:15:07,140

He just transfered.

341

00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:09,180

We've been hanging out, and, okay,

342

00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,510

- Maybe there's been a little bit of flirting.

- Oh. Thank you.

34300:15:12,550 --> 00:15:13,470

Here, let me get it.

344

00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:18,450

Okay, wait. why do you have

a knockoff designer wallet?

345

00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,340

I thought you hated

intellectual property theft.

346

00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:25,720

Oh, it's to hold all your $100 bills.

347

00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,660

Do you know how hard it is

to break one of those things?

348

00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:29,730

I don't even know why they make them.

349

00:15:30,690 --> 00:15:32,520

I'm kidding. Sort of.

350

00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:34,180

It... not a knockoff.

351

00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:37,700

It's a graduation present from Lily,as is what's in it.

352

00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:39,650

And you know what?

I-I thought I'd never use it,

353

00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:43,080

- But have you seen the stitching?

- Oh, my God.

354

00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,830

Dan humpey's been seduced by wealth.

it had to happen.

355

00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:48,450

Even frodo eventually gave

in to the power of the ring.

356

00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,810

Oh, come on. I'm still me.

I just have a nicer wallet.

357

00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:54,570

- And as for youfriend, I'd love to meet him.



- How about tomorrow?

358

00:15:55,150 --> 00:15:57,530

We can do Brooklyn things

like go to the Dumpling Truck

359

00:15:57,570 --> 00:15:59,630

And play "signed or

unsigned" on the promenade.

360

00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:01,030

That sounds great,

but I, uh,

36100:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,680

I have to do this

thing for my dad, so...

362

00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,170

Okay. we'll find time.

Walk you to the subway?

363

00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:08,580Nah,I'm--I'm on the 6.

364

00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:10,570

Oh. right.

365

00:16:10,610 --> 00:16:12,680

See? still me.

366

00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,910

- You left these.

- Oh. thanks.

367

00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:18,770

These are my friend's.

368

00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:40,530

Mr. humphrey,

369

00:16:40,610 --> 00:16:43,430

The camera people are in the

trash outside. Your trash.

370

00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,980

All right. thanks, Vanya.

I don't understand.

371

00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:47,420

Serena's arrest was months ago.

372

00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:49,120

Why did they still care about her.

373

00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:50,350

- Her clothes.

- Her hair.

374

00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,200- Her hair.

- Her style.

375

00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,220

What do you know that I don't know?

376

00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:07,510

where have you been?

377

00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,510

I've been calling you for an hour.

378

00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:11,300

I was with Nate. Why?



379

00:17:12,970 --> 00:17:15,810

Nate. no reason.

380

00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:19,690

I've arranged a little go-see

at a modeling agency downtown.

381

00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:22,000

We should pick someone out together,

382

00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:24,250

Take her back to my place.

38300:17:26,890 --> 00:17:29,190

Or we could just stay in.

384

00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:31,920

Whatever you want.

385

00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:36,360

No. It's fine.

We'll go. We'll go.

386

00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:38,830

I'll go get my purse.

387

00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:52,050

Oh.

I-I see the cat's out of the bag.

388

00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:54,310

And, uh, topless on Valentino's yacht.

389

00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:58,020

Ooh, that's not fair.

everyone's topless on Valentino's yacht.

390

00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:00,250

What about this one where

she's dancing on the table?

391

00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,180

Uh, well,

that's what you do in Barcelona.

392

00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:03,420

And the one where Prince Harry's

393

00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:05,640

Doing shots off of her-- that's

what she did in St. Andrews

394

00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,220

Some of these pictures

he the same guy in them,

395

00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,710

But you can't quite make him out.

I wonder who he is.

396

00:18:17,370 --> 00:18:18,720

Where you headed, beautiful?

397

00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:19,970

Carter.

398

00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:22,010

- I was in the neighborhood.

- No, you weren't.

399

00:18:22,290 --> 00:18:24,790

Gossip girl said you'd returned.

I wanted to see you.

400



00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,190

Well, you've seen me.

401

00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:26,820

Now you can go.

402

00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:29,300

- We need to talk.

- No, we don't.

403

00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,350

Mm.

I know what you're doing.

40400:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,650

You can't avoid what happened forever.

405

00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:41,630

Watch me.

406

00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,120

Oh, no!

407

00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:47,120

Spotted--

Serena van der Woodsen

408

00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,140

giving Carter Baizen the slip.

409

00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:54,380

But what happened between

them when tmz was m.i.a.?

410

00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:58,400

Something tells me the

truth is just out of focus.

411

00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,430

Well, you were right.

412

00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:08,960

- Your family?

- Wants me exactly where I used to be,

413

00:19:09,270 --> 00:19:09,870

Except they actually gave me

414

00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,700

The wheels to get there this time.

41500:19:12,510 --> 00:19:14,920

check this out"nate, most unfortunate

you missed out on the summer.

416

00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,080

Good thing fall internships

begin next week."

417

00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:17,970Sorry, man.

418

00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,840

Don't be.

It's about time I broke off from them

419

00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:21,960

Once and for all,

420

00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,010

And I think I know how I'm gonna do it.

421

00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,380

I just don't know why he

felt he had to lie to me.



422

00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:26,430

I don't think it was really a lie.

423

00:19:27,190 --> 00:19:27,900

Thank you.

424

00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,020

He said he was taking the subway

425

00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,650

When he had a limo waiting,

42600:19:31,840 --> 00:19:32,880

And not to mention,

427

00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,260

He told me he was

helping his dad tomorrow,

428

00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,460

When gossip girl says he's attending

429

00:19:37,530 --> 00:19:39,490

The van der bilt's polo

match in a Dior suit.

430

00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:40,830

Oh, is this the part where

no one pretend to know

431

00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:42,100

What Dior means?

432

00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,100

I mean,

why keep these things secret from me?

433

00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,970

Is he worried that I'm gonna judge him?

434

00:19:47,030 --> 00:19:48,510

I wonder why he might even think that.

435

00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:49,900

I'm not judging!

I get it.

436

00:19:49,970 --> 00:19:52,810

If I had a limo that followed me around,

I'd take it, too.

437

00:19:52,870 --> 00:19:55,540

I'm his best friend,

and I support him no matter what...

438

00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:58,210

Even if he were rich and

dressed like Truman Capote.

439

00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,310

Yeah, you should probably tell him that.

440

00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,010

I should.

441

00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:05,250

Too bad he's that polo

match with his family?

442

00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,290

- His whole family?

- Yeah, and Nate's family,

443



00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,990

And I'm sure Blair and

Chuck will be there,

444

00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:13,330

If the murder-suicide I

predicted hasn't happened yet.

445

00:20:13,390 --> 00:20:15,500

Well, why don't you just call his dad?

446

00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,570

From what you've said,

you sound pretty close to him.

447

00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,430

Say you han't seen a lot of Dan

lately and you'd like to go.

448

00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:24,840

You think I should invite

myself to a charity polo match?

44900:20:24,910 --> 00:20:28,540

Yeah. Just show up,

tell Dan how great he looks in his suit,

450

00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:30,640

And if he has room,

451

00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:32,810

You'd love a ride back

to the city in his limo.

452

00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,020

I've never been to a polo match.

453

00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:36,180

Maybe you can get a plus one.

454

00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:37,280

Maybe.

455

00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:46,260

- Needs a sandwich,

- She looks just right to me.

456

00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:49,700

Adam's apple.

457

00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,200

Blair.

458

00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:54,770

Catalogue!

459

00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,470

Chuck, none of these girls

e even worth humiliating.

46000:20:57,540 --> 00:20:59,840

Looking in the mirror

will do that for them.

461

00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:02,040

Is everything okay?

462

00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:03,780

What's going on?

463

00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,420

Nothing's going on. Why?

464

00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:06,650

This is one-stop shopping,



465

00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:08,620

And you're acting like

everything last season.

466

00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,780

I thought you wanted to play.

467

00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:12,290

I did. I do.

468

00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:19,830

I did.

469

00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,230

The summer was great.

470

00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,570

We had a lot of fun.

471

00:21:25,630 --> 00:21:28,970

But maybe summer's over.

472

00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,270

Okay.

473

00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:32,440

If that's what you want.

474

00:21:32,510 --> 00:21:36,180

- Is that what you want?

- I want you to be happy,

475

00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,910

However that's achieved.

476

00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:51,690

Let's go home.

477

00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:05,110

It, uh, looks...

478

00:22:05,110 --> 00:22:07,040

Smaller?

479

00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,140

Yeah.

480

00:22:09,140 --> 00:22:13,950

Your mom bought these forme for cotillion, with cece.

481

00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:15,680

How's she doing?

482

00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,880

Um, not great.

48300:22:17,950 --> 00:22:20,220

And the longer my mom's gone,

the more I worry

484

00:22:20,290 --> 00:22:22,420

That grandma's treatments

aren't going well.

485

00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000

But your dad's been doing a great

job holding it all together.

486

00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:27,000

At least,

he's pretending to.



487

00:22:28,330 --> 00:22:30,260

Well, having your summer plans change,

488

00:22:30,330 --> 00:22:33,100

Stuck in charge of two

kids that you didn't raise

489

00:22:33,170 --> 00:22:35,080

In a house that you don't own...

490

00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,000

Yeah, I know. It sounds like

a reality show premise. Uh...

491

00:22:38,470 --> 00:22:40,470

It's gotta be getting to him.

492

00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:41,570

Plus the whole thing with Serena.

493

00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,280

The last time she went off the deep end,

494

00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:46,310

She got rely messed up.

495

00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:49,050

Yeah. I wonder what really

happened this summer.

496

00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:52,220

Well, now that Rufus knows,

maybe we'll find out.

497

00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:01,000

What is it? Grandma?

498

00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:03,530

No, it's you.

499

00:23:03,530 --> 00:23:05,570

I'm sorry. He found out.

500

00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000

Uh, before I get angry,

why don't you tell me what happened?

501

00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,540

Because I'd really like

to not use my imagination

502

00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:12,310

When it comes to these pictures.

503

00:23:12,310 --> 00:23:14,280

You don't have to if

you look close enough.

504

00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:14,940I... I'll shut up.

505

00:23:15,010 --> 00:23:16,940

Rufus, I know I shouldn't have lied,

506

00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:19,780

But I was in europe and

I had just graduated,

507

00:23:19,850 --> 00:23:22,380

And I got a little carried away.

508

00:23:22,450 --> 00:23:26,290

And what happens in summer

stays in summer, right?



509

00:23:26,350 --> 00:23:28,250

Look, the only reason I didn't tell you

510

00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,290

Is because I thought if I did,

511

00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,560

- You'd think I'd gone off the rails again.

- Did you?

512

00:23:32,630 --> 00:23:34,790

No.

513

00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:38,630

No, ev... everything I said

to you last night was true.

514

00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:41,170

I

515

00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,840I'm done.

516

00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000

We'll put it behind us, then?

517

00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:57,180

And in what is perhaps an ironic twist,

518

00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:59,890

Due to your current social status,

519

00:23:59,950 --> 00:24:02,390

The polo socie has asked if you will

520

00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:04,990

Throw in the first ball

at the match tomorrow.

521

00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:06,530

I'd love to.

522

00:24:06,590 --> 00:24:09,500

I'll go call 'em back.

Your mom will be proud.

523

00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,000

Yeah, I... I didn't want to alarm

my dad any further or anything,

524

00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,110

But, uh,

there was one guy who was

525

00:24:19,170 --> 00:24:21,690

In a lot of those pictures

with you who... who was that?

52600:24:21,690 --> 00:24:22,210

Carter Baizen.

527

00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,140

We traveled together at

the beginning of summer.

528

00:24:25,210 --> 00:24:30,080

But then things got weird, and...

and now he's stalking me.

529

00:24:30,150 --> 00:24:32,520

He--he's been stalking me ever since.

530

00:24:32,590 --> 00:24:33,570



And, uh, I don't know what to do.

531

00:24:33,570 --> 00:24:34,550

He won't leave me alone.

532

00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:35,670

So... hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.

533

00:24:35,670 --> 00:24:36,720

W-what--what are you saying?

534

00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:39,260

Lo, if you hear from him or see him,

535

00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:40,000

Just please keep him away

from me at all costs.

536

00:24:42,130 --> 00:24:44,630

I'm worried what he might do.

537

00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,010It's Blair,

leave a message.

538

00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,810

Hey, Blair, it's Dan.

539

00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,350

I-I know I'm not someone you want

540

00:25:00,350 --> 00:25:01,820

To hear from late at night,

541

00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,420

Or any hour,

but I need your help. uh, call me.

542

00:25:04,490 --> 00:25:06,220

This just in--

543

00:25:06,290 --> 00:25:07,720

An unlikely alliance

544

00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,160

Is forming on the upper east side.

545

00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:10,920

Yeahmom, everything's great.

54600:25:10,990 --> 00:25:13,990

I have been waiting all

summer for reed to start,

547

00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:15,560

And tomorrow's the day I get to do

548

00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,060

What I came here for.

549

00:25:17,130 --> 00:25:20,970

Too bad it may be too

late to do any good.

550

00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,200

Last year,

I had to go to the white party

551

00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:40,810

As your date

552

00:25:40,870 --> 00:25:43,340

In a dress that I made myself.

And this year...



553

00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:45,280

Oh, Mrs. Jennifer Humphrey.

When did you g married?

554

00:25:45,350 --> 00:25:48,810

It doesn't matter, okay? It'sngraved!

555

00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,920

Miss Van Dder Woodsen.

556

00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:51,850

Would you like me to tell them not to?

557

00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:52,620

Uh, no, it's okay.

558

00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:53,890

I won't do anything worth publishing,

559

00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000

Not even a smile.I should find Blair.

560

00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,490

Well, the bad news is,

your last name's Buckley.

561

00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,560

But the good news is

562

00:26:02,630 --> 00:26:05,530

Knowing this information made

you a lot easier to find.

563

00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,970

Yeah?

Well, I knew you couldn't stay away.

564

00:26:08,030 --> 00:26:09,310

Hey, there's someone I want you to meet.

565

00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:10,600

Oh, my god. Is that--

566

00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:12,370

Grandfather.

567

00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,840

Nathaniel.

So nice to see you.

568

00:26:14,910 --> 00:26:17,510

- You, too.

- And who is this?

569

00:26:17,580 --> 00:26:19,510

This is Bree Buckley,

57000:26:19,580 --> 00:26:21,880

My date.

571

00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:24,880

And I believe this belongs to you.

572

00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:34,230

Hello, Nate.

Would you come with me for a secon

573

00:26:34,290 --> 00:26:35,660

Okay.

574

00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:43,770

Oh, hello.



How nice to see you.

575

00:26:49,010 --> 00:26:50,580

- How's your terrine?

- Bland.

576

00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,340

- How's yo julep?

- Weak.

577

00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,020

Isn't that Alexandra Richards?

578

00:27:03,590 --> 00:27:04,890Yes.

579

00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000

Look at her,

580

00:27:09,460 --> 00:27:11,830

Floang through the party

with her perfect pout

581

00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000

And flawless figure.

582

00:27:14,070 --> 00:27:16,300

You know,

if were still in the game,

583

00:27:16,370 --> 00:27:18,340

She'd be a great score.

584

00:27:18,410 --> 00:27:20,670

But we're not, right?

585

00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:25,910

No, we're not.

586

00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000

Everything is so... white.

587

00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:31,850

Welcome to my world.

588

00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,820

There's Dan.

589

00:27:33,890 --> 00:27:35,820

Hocould you tell?

You met him months ago.

590

00:27:35,890 --> 00:27:37,860

Nice suit, right?

591

00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,720

And I guess I have a good memory.

592

00:27:39,790 --> 00:27:41,830Ll, he's alone.

Now's your chance.

593

00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,860

I'm gonngo to the bar.

You want anything?

594

00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:47,670

No. I'm not gonna leave

you here by yourself.

595

00:27:47,730 --> 00:27:49,570

Let's find Jenny,

someone to keep you company.

596



00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,440

No excuses. I'll be fine.

597

00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:53,510

Just go. Uh...

598

00:27:53,570 --> 00:27:56,040

I'll wait by the bar and get us drinks.

599

00:27:56,110 --> 00:27:57,210

- Okay.

- Okay.

600

00:28:01,810 --> 00:28:04,320What? Vanessa!

What are you doing here?

601

00:28:04,380 --> 00:28:05,680

Nice suit.

602

00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:08,390

Huh. What, you couldn't

judge me enough in n york?

603

00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:11,560

You had to follow me to

another state to do it, too?

604

00:28:11,620 --> 00:28:13,500

No, I came to tell you that I'm--

605

00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,390

Humphrey. Come on.

It's showtime.

606

00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:16,840

If you don't mind,

607

00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,220

Dan and I are in the

middle of something.

608

00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:19,200

If you don't mind--

609

00:28:19,270 --> 00:28:21,700

Or even if you do--

Dan's coming with me.

610

00:28:21,770 --> 00:28:25,570

- I-I have to go. I'm sorry.

- So am I.

611

00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,570

Thank you.

612

00:28:29,780 --> 00:28:31,410

Are you Rufus?

613

00:28:33,350 --> 00:28:35,310I'm... a friend of Vanessa's.

614

00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,450

I'm--I'm Scott... Adler?

615

00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,750

Oh, right.

I'm glad you guys came.

616

00:28:39,820 --> 00:28:41,390

It's nice to meet you.

617

00:28:41,450 --> 00:28:42,820

I...



618

00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,360

It's okay.

It's just a handshake.

619

00:28:47,430 --> 00:28:49,830

No. I-I'm sorry.

It's just, um...

620

00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:51,900

I've always been a fan of your music.

621

00:28:53,570 --> 00:28:55,330

Carter?

622

00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,700

Waldorf.

623

00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:59,570

Can't say it's good to see you.

624

00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,210

No, you can't,

625

00:29:01,270 --> 00:29:02,740

Not after what I'm about to tell you.

626

00:29:02,810 --> 00:29:04,780

The invitation you

got to come this party

627

00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,810

Wasn't exactly what y thought.

628

00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,750

- Spare me. Where's Serena?

- This him?

629

00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:13,220

- You've been served.

- What the hell is this?

630

00:29:13,290 --> 00:29:15,120

It's a restraining order.

631

00:29:15,190 --> 00:29:19,120

This says I have to stay

away fr Blair Waldorf.

632

00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:21,290

Yeah, and until further notice,

633

00:29:21,290 --> 00:29:23,400

You'll find me by Serena's side.

634

00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:25,430

Step within 100 feet of

me and you'll be arrested.

635

00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:28,030And about how far you

think he is from me?

636

00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,680

Yeah, I don't think he's far enough.

637

00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,270

I agree. Security!

638

00:29:31,340 --> 00:29:33,370

Hey!

hey, uh, what's going on here?

639

00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,110

Oh, your friends,



uh, are trying to have me removed.

640

00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,480

Right, because you're stalking me.

641

00:29:40,550 --> 00:29:43,580

Look, you don't have to talk to him.

642

00:29:43,650 --> 00:29:45,850

You told them was stalking you?

643

00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,550

You wanna tell tm the truth or should I?

644

00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:49,620

What's the truth?

645

00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:50,620

Yeah, carter.

What's the truth?

646

00:29:53,190 --> 00:29:55,160Sooner or later,

you're gonna be alone,

647

00:29:55,230 --> 00:29:57,160

With no one taking your picture.

648

00:29:57,230 --> 00:30:00,070

- What will you do then?

- wait, Serena.

649

00:30:00,130 --> 00:30:03,100

What--what is he talking about?

Miss Van Der Woodsen,

650

00:30:03,170 --> 00:30:05,940

The first chukker is about to begin.

651

00:30:06,010 --> 00:30:07,930

- You need to take position for the first throw

in.

- Yes, of course.

652

00:30:07,930 --> 00:30:08,440

Thank you, Acho.

653

00:30:08,510 --> 00:30:10,910

- Uh, good-bye, Carter.

- Serena, wait!

65400:30:10,980 --> 00:30:13,850

- No, wait, it, wait. you gotta tell us what's going

on!

- Later!

655

00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:19,620

- I'm Chuck Bass.

- Alexandra.

65600:30:19,690 --> 00:30:22,550

- I don't believe it.

- Uh, well, all right, if she can't explain it,

657

00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:24,690

Then maybe Carter...

658

00:30:26,330 --> 00:30:29,390

You found a bootleg copy

of that concert? wow.

659

00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:32,400

Yeah, I bet I have a recording

off the board somewhere.

660



00:30:32,470 --> 00:30:34,330

I mean, I could get it to

Vanessa for you if you'd like.

661

00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,140

I'd love that.

In fact, um...

662

00:30:49,820 --> 00:30:53,190

Hey.

I'm gonna borrow this horse.

663

00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:01,230

Forget a grand entrance.

664

00:31:01,290 --> 00:31:04,630

Everybody knows it's the

exit they'll remember.

665

00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:13,250

Hey. I just got your text.

what's--what's going on?

66600:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,190

You didn't tell me that you were

bringing me to a family event.

667

00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:17,890

W--so?

668

00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,960

listen, I really like you.

669

00:31:21,030 --> 00:31:23,900

And if your being here happens

to piss off my grandfather,

670

00:31:23,970 --> 00:31:26,600

- To be honest, I figured you'd like that.

- You're right.

671

00:31:26,670 --> 00:31:28,355

Hey, look,

normally I'd totally...

672

00:31:28,355 --> 00:31:30,040

...be on board the "let's

piss off grandpa train,"

673

00:31:30,110 --> 00:31:32,840

But what don't you know is that...

67400:31:32,910 --> 00:31:34,810

Currently, my family

isn't speaking to me,

675

00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,580

Which is something that,

unlike you,I'd like to change.

676

00:31:37,650 --> 00:31:40,050Being on a row at a Van

Der Bilt charity event

677

00:31:40,110 --> 00:31:42,680

Doesn't exactly send that message.

678

00:31:42,750 --> 00:31:44,720

I didn't know. I'm sorry.

679

00:31:45,790 --> 00:31:49,990

Look, my family is used to controlling

me like yours obviously does.

680

00:31:51,060 --> 00:31:54,190

And I rebelled,



like you obviously do,

681

00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:57,060

Except I took off to Europe.

682

00:31:57,130 --> 00:31:59,400

A year into it,I...

683

00:31:59,470 --> 00:32:02,440

Found out that my cousin who's, like,

a sister to me,

684

00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,400

Got stood up at the altar,and I wasn't there for her

685

00:32:05,470 --> 00:32:09,340

Because I was trying to

prove some stupid point.

686

00:32:09,410 --> 00:32:12,980

I'm just trying to find my way back in.

687

00:32:13,050 --> 00:32:15,380

I happened to bump

into you along the way.

688

00:32:15,450 --> 00:32:17,520

Well,I'm glad you did.

689

00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,090

And despite what it may look like,

690

00:32:19,110 --> 00:32:21,190

The main reason I tracked you down

691

00:32:21,260 --> 00:32:22,660

Was because I wanted to see you again.

692

00:32:23,230 --> 00:32:27,730

If that means keeping a

low profile,I'm up for it.

693

00:32:27,730 --> 00:32:29,730

I know that secrecy is a lot to ask for.

694

00:32:30,770 --> 00:32:34,530

I really can't risk making my

family more upset right now.

695

00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,470Hey, don worry.

I'm good at secret relationships.

696

00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:39,410

I've had a bit of practice.

697

00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:52,020

I figured you weren't planning on

riding all the way back to the city.

698

00:32:52,090 --> 00:32:54,050

Why won't you leave me alone, Carter?

699

00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,070

You're not my boyfriend.

700

00:32:55,110 --> 00:32:57,690

No, but I seem to be the only

one you tell your secrets to.

701

00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,860

Well, I guess that was a mistake.

702



00:32:59,930 --> 00:33:02,000

Dropping your dress,

stealing a horse?

703

00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:04,830

- All it is is a cry for attention.

- I don't need to cry for attention.

704

00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:07,430

I'm getting plenty on my own,

in case you haven't noticed.

705

00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:11,840

Yeah, plenty from everyone

except the one you want it from.

706

00:33:14,180 --> 00:33:16,880

That's not true.

707

00:33:16,940 --> 00:33:19,050

He didn't want to see you, Serena.

708

00:33:19,110 --> 00:33:22,320No, that's-- that's not what happened.

709

00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:25,150

We spent a month chasing him

down and then we found him.

710

00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:27,990

Well, maybe he didn't get my mesege.

711

00:33:28,060 --> 00:33:29,490

Or he didn't realize who I was.

712

00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:30,930

Or he didn't realize

who his daughter was?

713

00:33:31,990 --> 00:33:37,400

Serena, what if your dad

didn't want to see you?

714

00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,530

Who cares?

Who the hell is he not to want you?

715

00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:45,770

I would've stayed all summer with you.

716

00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,570

But after that,

717

00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:51,480

You ditched me and ran again.

718

00:34:04,190 --> 00:34:06,290

Well, there the two of you are.

719

00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,260I've been looking for you everywhere.

720

00:34:08,330 --> 00:34:11,300

We were just discussing how we

were gonna get back to the city.

721

00:34:11,370 --> 00:34:14,530

- Well, I'll get you home.

- No, thank you. we'll find our own way.

722

00:34:16,670 --> 00:34:18,810

I'm not gonna be taking the

internship, grandfather.

723

00:34:18,870 --> 00:34:21,680



- I hope you can understand that.

- Of course I can.

724

00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:23,940

How many times must I

tell you, Nathaniel?

725

00:34:24,010 --> 00:34:28,280

I want to be your family.

work wherever, date whomever.

726

00:34:28,350 --> 00:34:31,990

I won't stand in your way.

72700:34:32,050 --> 00:34:35,560

I, uh, just want you to be happy.

728

00:34:38,130 --> 00:34:40,460

I almost believe you.

729

00:34:40,530 --> 00:34:43,130

That's enough for me.

730

00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,170

And if I'm right in guessing

that you two are hiding out here

731

00:34:46,230 --> 00:34:48,100

Because Miss Buckley would prefer

732

00:34:48,170 --> 00:34:50,040

To keep her presence unknown...

733

00:34:52,570 --> 00:34:56,440

Why search for a cab

and risk being seen?

734

00:34:59,150 --> 00:35:01,620

Okay.

735

00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,520

I'm giving it back in the morning.

736

00:35:13,190 --> 00:35:15,200

Tripp, it's me.

737

00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:17,160

Remember how we've always wanted

738

00:35:17,230 --> 00:35:19,200

To do something about the buckleys?

739

00:35:19,270 --> 00:35:22,000

I think I may have found a way.

740

00:35:23,670 --> 00:35:25,610

Excuse me.

741

00:35:25,670 --> 00:35:27,640Have you seen Mr. Bass anywhere?

742

00:35:27,710 --> 00:35:31,380

You just missed him.

he left about five minutes ago.

743

00:35:32,910 --> 00:35:34,510

Was he alone?

744

00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,920

Well, there was a woman who

left about the same time.

745

00:35:37,990 --> 00:35:40,050

Was she blonde?



746

00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,360

Tall, stunning

747

00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:44,690

And every man's fantasy?

748

00:35:45,130 --> 00:35:47,600

Spotted-- Blair Waldorf learning

749

00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,560

That just because you

get out of the game

750

00:35:50,630 --> 00:35:52,970

Doesn't mean someone

isn't waiting on the bench

751

00:35:53,030 --> 00:35:54,940

To take your place.

752

00:36:03,290 --> 00:36:05,720I know stuff's going on with your

family, so I'm just gonna go.

753

00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:07,520

Ok, why do you come here?

754

00:36:08,690 --> 00:36:10,560

Honestly, right now I'm not sure.

755

00:36:10,630 --> 00:36:12,260

Maybe people just change.

756

00:36:12,330 --> 00:36:14,460

Maybe it okay if we grow apart.

757

00:36:14,530 --> 00:36:15,920

Vanessa,I'm--I'm not changing.

758

00:36:15,930 --> 00:36:17,600

You're at a polo match in a $3,000 suit.

759

00:36:17,670 --> 00:36:19,100

And your name's in the program.

760

00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:22,740

And after I take a bus across

the state line to apologize,

76100:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,480

You ditch me for Blair

Waldorf and totally disappear.

762

00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,870

Cece set me up with this suit,

all right?

763

00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:27,940And Jenny got a dress, too

764

00:36:28,010 --> 00:36:30,780

If you'd also like to make her

feel bad about it. As for Blair,

765

00:36:30,850 --> 00:36:32,850

It's not like we're shoe

shopping or sipping Martinis.

766

00:36:32,910 --> 00:36:35,070

There--there's something

going on with Serena.

767

00:36:35,070 --> 00:36:35,750



And what is that?

768

00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,720

I- I wish I knew.

769

00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:38,730

All I do know is that

Lily's mother is very sick.

770

00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,120

My dad is struggling keep it together,

771

00:36:41,190 --> 00:36:44,060

Not to mention my family is-- just generally in the middle

772

00:36:44,130 --> 00:36:45,830

Of a massive transition.

So, please, please,

773

00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,760

Give me a break with the

"rich people suck" thing.

774

00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,840

I don't care if you're rich,

Which you aren't, by the way.

775

00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,070

Ride in a limo,

break a hundred.That's fine.

776

00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:53,970

But if you're gonna be in this world,

777

00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,850

Be yourself in this world.

778

00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:57,670

'cause I actually like that guy,

779

00:36:57,740 --> 00:36:59,810

And I hope he's the one

who turns up at N.Y.U.

780

00:37:12,690 --> 00:37:14,320

What's so funny?

781

00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:18,540

Old habits die hard.

78200:37:21,150 --> 00:37:23,950

Don't worry.

I'll... find my way.

783

00:37:26,590 --> 00:37:29,190

Anybody seen a girl in an orange dress?

784

00:37:32,490 --> 00:37:34,530

Chuck! Where is she?

785

00:37:34,790 --> 00:37:37,100

What are you talking about?

786

00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,160

Do you really expect me to believe

787

00:37:39,230 --> 00:37:41,530

You don't have her stashed here?

788

00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,870

I came back from the party

because I had a headache.

789



00:37:45,940 --> 00:37:48,010

Didn't you get my messages?

790

00:37:48,070 --> 00:37:50,640

I must have left my phone on the table.

791

00:37:53,410 --> 00:37:55,850

What if we need games?

792

00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,920

What if without them we're boring?

793

00:37:57,980 --> 00:38:00,050

We could never be boring.

794

00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,850

You say that,

but I know you.

795

00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,020

You're Chuck Bass.

79600:38:06,890 --> 00:38:10,290

I'm not Chuck Bass without you.

797

00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:18,000

Running to get here all

the way from Connecticut...

798

00:38:19,570 --> 00:38:21,740

Was pretty exciting.

799

00:38:21,810 --> 00:38:23,940

Do you know where Alexandra lives?

800

00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:27,850

How about we stay in instead?

801

00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:36,320

Well, that wasn't so much fun,

was it?

802

00:38:36,390 --> 00:38:38,620

Depends on your definition of fun.

803

00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:40,730

I'm sorry I brought you.

804

00:38:40,790 --> 00:38:42,690

The Humphreys are going through a lot,

805

00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,000

And I don't even know if Dan

and I are even still friends.

806

00:38:45,170 --> 00:38:47,670

I know they're dealing with stuff, um,

807

00:38:47,730 --> 00:38:49,730But they seem like good people to me.

808

00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,800

And you and Dan have

been friends for so long,

809

00:38:51,870 --> 00:38:54,210

Maybe you shouldn't write that

off because of one argument.

810

00:38:54,270 --> 00:38:56,140

Let's not even talk about it anymore.

811

00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:57,810

Are you sure?



812

00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,450

Cause if you need to talk...

813

00:39:00,510 --> 00:39:02,210

I don't...

814

00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,820

I think I've done enough

talking for one night.

815

00:39:11,890 --> 00:39:15,030

And I thought one of us should

finally make the first move,

816

00:39:15,090 --> 00:39:17,760

Maybe turn this night around.

817

00:39:18,130 --> 00:39:20,170

I'm glad you did.

818

00:39:24,740 --> 00:39:28,310Growing up means one

thing-- independence.

819

00:39:28,370 --> 00:39:31,010

I'll be right back.

820

00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,980

We all want it.

821

00:39:41,020 --> 00:39:45,190

Sometimes we use other people

to try to get it for ourselves.

822

00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,960

Waiter, this glass is dirty,

823

00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:55,430

And I've been waiting far too long.

824

00:39:59,510 --> 00:40:01,840

Well, I apologize, ma'am.

825

00:40:01,910 --> 00:40:05,180

Surely there's some way I can

make up for the poor service.

826

00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:07,550

I can think of a few ways.

827

00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,490

Sometimes we find it in each other.

828

00:40:16,090 --> 00:40:20,230

The party you are trying to reach

is not available at the moment.

829

00:40:20,690 --> 00:40:22,430Please leave a message.

830

00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,130

Hey, it's Serena again.

831

00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,700

I don't know if you're

getting these message

832

00:40:26,770 --> 00:40:28,800

Or if you even check this number,

833

00:40:28,870 --> 00:40:31,170

But I just want you to know



834

00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:34,410

That I'm not gonna stop

trying to get your attention.

835

00:40:34,470 --> 00:40:37,780

I'm gonna do whatever it

takes for however long. Bye.

836

00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:54,890

Sometimes our independence comes

at the cost of something else

837

00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,900

And that cost can be high.

838

00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,000

I hope I'm doing the right thing.

839

00:40:59,070 --> 00:41:00,930

You wanted to keep

Serena out of the papers.

84000:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,970

Dad, this is the way do it.

841

00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,440

You own all the pictures now.

Oh, not all of them.

842

00:41:05,510 --> 00:41:07,960

Therere is still one photographer

843

00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,810

That my group hasn't

been able reach yet.

844

Because more often than not,

in order to gain our independence

845

00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,780

We have to fight.

846

00:41:15,850 --> 00:41:18,780

Can you guarantee that these

will run in Europe and Asia?

847

00:41:18,850 --> 00:41:21,390

I'll try my best.

848

00:41:22,050 --> 00:41:24,290Good,'cause I wanna make sure

849

00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,260

My father sees these wherever he goes.

850

00:41:27,330 --> 00:41:29,330

Never give up.

Never surrender.

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