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Global Warming Is Too Big toFail

The Price of Fame

If McChrystal Is Happy, So Am I

Media Silent on GlobalWarming Scandal

Global Warming Is Too Big to FailTuesday, December 08, 2009

By Greg Gutfeld

As the Copenhagen airportwelcomes 140 extra private jets

during the climate change summit,everyone else in the eye of theglobal warming storm is circlingtheir solar-powered wagons.

Predictably, The New York Timessays those Climate-gate e-mailsreveal nothing more than academicpettiness. Meanwhile, the EPAclaims that greenhouse gases areendangering people's health, makingway for more regulation. And, nosurprise, Robert Gibbs dismissesClimate-gate as a big nothing.

But sadly, what were seeing withClimate-gate is not an anomaly, butthe opposite (a "pronomaly," if youwill). Fact is, those e-mails were allabout suppression and suppression

has been part of global warmingsince day one.

Let's start with CO2. Activists tell us that man-caused CO2 is creating global warming. However,only 3 percent of CO2 comes from people. The rest comes from oceans, animals and RyanSeacrest.

So how come you don't hear about that? Because, you can't say that man is destroying the planet,once you realize man's impact is nil.

Big Green also likes to talk up consensus. Well then, what about the Gallup poll of climatescientists, showing that nearly 50 percent had rejected man-caused global warming. Or, how aboutthe first assessment report from the United Nation's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change?They said recent temperature changes could be due to nature. However, according to "Scared toDeath" authors Christopher Booker and Richard North, the summarizers ignored that andpredicted warming instead. That's consensus through suppression.

And then there's Al Gore. When one of his belovedprofessors published a paper saying global warmingwas uncertain, Gore questioned his sanity. He also

pressured newsman Ted Koppel into linking nefariousforces to anti-global warming factions.

And, of course, there's Gore's movie, a loon-festbeyond laughable. Like his poetry — here's some,

from his new book, "Our Choice":

"One thin September soonA floating continent disappears.In midnight sun,Vapors rise as Fever settles on an acid sea."

Vanity Fair calls it "equal parts beautiful, evocativeand disturbing."

I call it equal parts "barf, barf and barf."

Now the EPA declares global warming a health issue.I guess if you can't guilt people with drowning polar bears then you scare them with disease.

But the biggest fraud: The marginalization of anyonewho stands in the way of Big Globe. Question thehysteria and you're a quack. Never before has adefense of science been so ridiculed all in the name

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The fact is, for the media and our administration:Global warming is too big to fail, because if you killglobal warming, you kill their power and if you do thatthen where in the world will they be?

Rediscovering global cooling, probably.

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