George Carlin on Age

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    George Carlin on

    age.(Absolutely Brilliant)

    IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE

    VERY END YOU HAVE !OST A DAY

    IN YOUR !IFE" AND #HEN YOUHAVE FINISHED DO AS I A$

    DOIN% AND SEND IT ON"

    George Carlin's Views on Aging

    Do you reali&e tat te only tie in

    our lies *en *e li+e to ,et ol- is

    *en *e're +i-s. I/ you're less

    tan 01 years ol- you're so

    e23ite- about a,in, tat you tin+in /ra3tions"

    4Ho* ol- are you.4 "I' /our and

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    a half!" You're neer tirty5si2 an-

    a al/" You're /our an- a al/ ,oin,

    on /ie6 Tat's te +ey

    You ,et into your teens no* tey

    3an't ol- you ba3+" You 7u8 to

    te ne2t nuber or een a /e*

    aea-"

    4Ho* ol- are you.4 4I' gonna be

    0964 You 3oul- be 0: but ey

    you're ,onna be 096 An- ten te

    ,reatest -ay o/ your li/e " You

    become;0" Een te *or-s soun-li+e a 3ereony " YOU BECOME

    YE!!!

    But ten you#$rn :1" Oooo

    *at a88ene- tere. $a+es yousoun- li+e ba- il+6 He TURNED" En2o/ #he simle #hings.

    @"3a$gh o/ten lon, an- lou-"!au, until you ,as8 /or breat"

    9" %he #ears haen.En-ure

    ,riee an- oe on" Te only

    8erson *o is *it us our entireli/e is ourseles" Be A!IVE *ile

    you are alie"

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    &EMEMBE&C

    !i/e is not easure- byte nuber o/ breats

    *e ta+eb$#by teoents tat ta+e our

    breat a*ay"