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George Carlin on

age.(Absolutely Brilliant)

IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE

VERY END YOU HAVE !OST A DAY

IN YOUR !IFE" AND #HEN YOUHAVE FINISHED DO AS I A$

DOIN% AND SEND IT ON"

George Carlin's Views on Aging

Do you reali&e tat te only tie in

our lies *en *e li+e to ,et ol- is

*en *e're +i-s. I/ you're less

tan 01 years ol- you're so

e23ite- about a,in, tat you tin+in /ra3tions"

4Ho* ol- are you.4 "I' /our and

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a half!" You're neer tirty5si2 an-

a al/" You're /our an- a al/ ,oin,

on /ie6 Tat's te +ey

You ,et into your teens no* tey

3an't ol- you ba3+" You 7u8 to

te ne2t nuber or een a /e*

aea-"

4Ho* ol- are you.4 4I' gonna be

0964 You 3oul- be 0: but ey

you're ,onna be 096 An- ten te

,reatest -ay o/ your li/e " You

become;0" Een te *or-s soun-li+e a 3ereony " YOU BECOME

YE!!!

But ten you#$rn :1" Oooo

*at a88ene- tere. $a+es yousoun- li+e ba- il+6 He TURNED" En2o/ #he simle #hings.

@"3a$gh o/ten lon, an- lou-"!au, until you ,as8 /or breat"

9" %he #ears haen.En-ure

,riee an- oe on" Te only

8erson *o is *it us our entireli/e is ourseles" Be A!IVE *ile

you are alie"

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&EMEMBE&C

!i/e is not easure- byte nuber o/ breats

*e ta+eb$#by teoents tat ta+e our

breat a*ay"