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George Carlin on
age.(Absolutely Brilliant)
IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE
VERY END YOU HAVE !OST A DAY
IN YOUR !IFE" AND #HEN YOUHAVE FINISHED DO AS I A$
DOIN% AND SEND IT ON"
George Carlin's Views on Aging
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*en *e're +i-s. I/ you're less
tan 01 years ol- you're so
e23ite- about a,in, tat you tin+in /ra3tions"
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a half!" You're neer tirty5si2 an-
a al/" You're /our an- a al/ ,oin,
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te ne2t nuber or een a /e*
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0964 You 3oul- be 0: but ey
you're ,onna be 096 An- ten te
,reatest -ay o/ your li/e " You
become;0" Een te *or-s soun-li+e a 3ereony " YOU BECOME
YE!!!
But ten you#$rn :1" Oooo
*at a88ene- tere. $a+es yousoun- li+e ba- il+6 He TURNED" En2o/
#he simle #hings.
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9" %he #ears haen.En-ure
,riee an- oe on" Te only
8erson *o is *it us our entireli/e is ourseles" Be A!IVE
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you are alie"
