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Gates.

The great barriers that stand guard before all domains.

Today, we face one.

Where do stories begin?

Never at the beginning, always at the middle.

Hence, the expansive mansion protected by this gate is also caught in its own

middle.

This mansion is neither still being created nor on the brin of its !nal destruction,

and the beings dwelling within it are many.

"nseparable from gates, are gateeepers.

#create character, Gateeeper, falls at the touch of a !nger to some, some tae

time, after all, he is who you must surpass to enter !ction$

%&nter.'

#wal through the entrance$

%(h my my my my ymy y y ymmymy )))'

%*n intruder, yes? How pleasant.'

%Why, don+t you have uite the charming face, dear? -et+s get out of here and "+ll

show you heaven'

%H&/, 0TH1(N+T &2&N T3/'

%(wowowowowowowowow) (w) Hey) 3elease me)'

%"ntruder, please sit down, and don+t mind these two. /ou must be tired, yes? 4usy

you must be, intruding on mansions in the middle of nowhere.'

%5lose enough, 6th, this is the middle of everywhere.'

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%*h, mister "ntruder+s fainting. 5all someone. We don+t have doctors here.'

%5ome on, baby, let+s go to my room and'

%0th, the "ntruder is fainting. 1on+t you thin there are better things to do than

getting them to sleep with you'

%0000000TH) /(7 *3& 8( 1&*1)'

%We don+t have doctors) 8omebody mae one.'

9 %1octor in the process of creation. /ou will have your urologist in a few minutes.'

%W& 1(N+T N&&1 (N&) G&T 78 * 3&*- 1(5T(3, N(W)'

%3eal doctor? 3&*- 1(5T(3?) :ust so you now, a urologist is as ;doctor+ as the next

one) Who do you thin protects the toilets of the world from bloody pee?) 5ertainly

not any general practitioner)'

9 %7rologist created. Where shall we place him?'

%7gh, what a bother. Give him to < th.'

;=th,