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W I S D O M

At 65 , You learn that Social Security is BIG disappointment.

At 66, You manage to live, but poorly.

At 67, you know that you’re a recycled kid.

At 68. The small pension you get seems even smaller.

At 69, You decide to die as young as possible…

At 70, You medecine chest has tripled its size.

At 71, You realize that you’re as old as your jokes.

Ar 72, You try to keep an open mind and a closed fridge.

At 73, You start dreaming of the good old days…

At 74, You start to feel lonely… and it scares you…

At 75, You start to crave loneliness.

At 76, You can’t decide if your brain is only foggy, or missing.

At 77, You give everybody the same advice : Don’t get old.

At 78, you call your daily cat meal “The Gray Soup “

At 79, You can still tell a funny joke, but cut of the many, which was the real funny one ?

At 80, They show respect, you know you’re a wise philosopher, but you forget all of your wisdom.

Music : “Italian love songs trumpet”