Funny Merry Xmas Sayings and Quotes:

1. We just “popped” in to wish you a Merry Christmas.

2. Wishing you a season filled with sweetness.

3. Wishing you a wonderful Christmas, from your crummy neighbors

4. Believe in Santa…just beclause!

5. Enjoy the holly days!

6. Be jolly by golly.

7. Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.

8. You don’t need Visa when you got Santa!

9. Winter is the season to be sneezin’…

10. Sugar and Spice makes Christmas Nice!

11. If you don’t believe, you won’t receive!

12. Lighten up. It’s Christmas!

13. Three wonderful little words at Christmas…no assembly required!

14. Meo-wy Christ-mouse!

15. Christmas prayer: Guardian angel pure and bright…please lead Santa here tonight.

16. Christmas is love, with all the trimmings…

17. Christmas Cheer Recipe: Combine loads of good wishes, heart full of love and armfuls of hugs. Sprinkle with laughter and garnish with mistletoe. Top off with presents. Serves everyone!

18. Love was born on Christmas morn.

19. May all your days be happy and bright and may all your Christmases be white.

20. Christmas cookies and happy hearts, this is how the holiday starts.

Funny Merry Xmas Sayings and Quotes for your Cards:

• May you have the gift of faith, the blessing of hope and the peace of His love at Christmas and always

• Merry Christmas and all the best in the New Year.

• Merry Christmas and Best Wishes for a Happy New Year

• Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

• Peace On Earth

• Season’s Greetings and best wishes for the New Year

• There is no time more fitting to say "Thank You" and to wish you a Happy Holiday Season and a New Year of health, happiness and prosperity.

• To wish you the special gifts of this holiday season - Peace, Joy and Lasting Happiness.

• Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a wonderful Holiday and a Happy New Year.

• Holiday Greetings and Best Wishes for a New Year of Happiness in a world of peace.

• Holiday Greetings!. . . celebrate each day.

• Christmas Greetings! Celebrate the reason for the season.

• Greetings of the Season and Best Wishes for the New Year

• The gift of love. The gift of peace. The gift of happiness. May all these be yours at Christmas.

• Best wishes for a happy and prosperous New Year

• Let the spirit of love gently fill our hearts and homes. In this loveliest of seasons may you find many reasons for happiness. • May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!

• May peace, love and prosperity follow you always.

• May the Blessings of Christmas be with you today and always.

• Merry Christmas May God bless you richly throughout this holiday season.

• Peace On Earth and best wishes throughout the New Year

• May the Good Lord fulfill you with His promises and bestow on you His many blessings .