Funny Jokes

Here is the collection of Funny Jokes :

Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha

Khudkushi Paap hai

Zulm hai Gunah hai

Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai

khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko

Goli maarle!

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girls do have brains........

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one girl messages me saying

'aapke posts bade achche hote hai

mujhe bahot pasand aate hai

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me:to aap usse like nai krti?kyu??

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ladki:karti toh hu....

1 baar nahi balki 2 baar like kartihu!..!..!...

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ab batao dimaag ki baat ...

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Do you know why Ranbir & Deepika broke up?

They thought if Abhishek & Aishwarya are called ABHIASH,

Saif & Kareena are called SAIFEENA,

then what would they

be called??? RANDEE =))

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People Nowadays = Oh its my mom's B'day today.Yes she is in the room next

to mine. But no, better wish her on facebook so the world knows how much

I loveher.

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Mohabbat Bhi Sarkari Naukri

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Kambakht ___

Milti Hii Nahi …

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Classical Insult..

Ek Ladka Scooty Par Ja Raha Tha..

Scooty Ka Tyre Bhains K Gobar

K Beech Mein Se Guzer Gya,

Qareeb Kuch Ladkiya Khadi Thi.

Unho Ney Taliyan Baja K Kaha:"Happy Birthday To U"

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Ladka Ruka Or Bola:

"Wish Karney Se Kaam Nahi Chaley Ga" .

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"Cake To Khana Hi Padega"

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Boy-muje pyar krti ho to kal white suit pahan k aana

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Ladki black pahan k aayi

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Boy:tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya ki tu muje andar se pyar krti h:-);-)

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Manager- Sir, bill me waiter ke paise include nahi kiye gye hain.

Customer- Par maine waiter to khaya hi nhi

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Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai?

Student: Aap mast item haiye hamari soch hai,

Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai.

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Apni Girl-friend Ke Sath Date Pe Ho,

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Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho To UsSe

Puchho

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“Kya Khaayegi Moti.. ??

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Thodi Si Gaaliyan Milengi Par Kasam Se Paise Zaroor Bach Jayenge...:

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Conversation on Whatsapp

Boy- Call me shona

Girl- my shona

Boy- Call me sweetheart

Girl- Sweetheart

Boy- Call me honey

Girl- honey

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Boy- Abe dhakkan mere phone pecall kar.. balance nai he mere me

Girl- Oh, ok ok

Moral- batane ki jarurat nai h hame pta h ladkiya kesi hoti he:

thoko like. :p :P